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- FadieZ, on 02/07/2008, -2/+314Stupid AdBlock... can't even see the ***** article.
- oreonblade, on 02/07/2008, -2/+227"Hundreds of pictures too small to masturbate to!"
Sounds like a challenge. *click* - tallonx, on 02/07/2008, -0/+160Did anyone else find themselves glancing over the page, skipping the first few adds out of habit?
- Nematoad20, on 02/07/2008, -1/+138***** ANNOYING, best ever.
- RhodesSkolar, on 02/07/2008, -1/+104I always click on those ads. Since doing so, I've made a fortune, Quit my job. Moved to Palma de Mallorca, where I spend endless hours playing on all of the gadgets I won for being the millionth visitor to a bunch of sites. My only regret is that I wish I had clicked on more of those ads.
- Johnka, on 02/07/2008, -0/+98The dancing man mortgage ad kills me: "I require no context in my online flash ads"
- SEMaven, on 02/07/2008, -3/+89My favorite is the myspace.com ad “Some people don’t realize what a douchebag you are yet. Together, we can change that.”
- ANA1OG, on 02/07/2008, -2/+86I know people who would be stupid enough to even open these incredibly stupid ads.
'Please, I have kids to feed'
Brilliant. - gannondork, on 02/07/2008, -0/+70Where do I click to get a free IPOD?
- SarahSue, on 02/07/2008, -3/+65I met my husband on herpdate.com! Even if you can't see it, it doesn't mean you don't have it.
- smashingmonkey, on 02/07/2008, -0/+59How about the skin cream ads with the before and after pictures which basically consist of an Egyptian mummy and a hot young model with perfect skin??
- usrlocalbin, on 02/07/2008, -3/+58Dugg for the Snorg Tee's girl.
/drools - basic0, on 02/07/2008, -0/+50Monster.com: Because providing your contact info to staffing agencies pretending to have real jobs available will magically grant you the lifestyles depicted in our commercials, trust us.
- Jeffler, on 02/07/2008, -1/+40Now THAT is how good AdBlock is, makes me feel happy.
- moskaudancer, on 02/08/2008, -0/+33"Herpetology Dates". It's for people who have a lifelong love of snakes.
- QuickeningYak, on 02/07/2008, -0/+33To the any advertising/retail marketing person who reads this: The contents of the linked article are what the rest of the world thinks of you. If you stop trying to ***** in people's minds for a living you might find yourself to be happier, wealthier, and a little bit closer to truly well-adjusted.
For the sake of everyone, including yourself, please stop. - Bamborzled, on 02/07/2008, -1/+27They forgot the "zOMG your computer has 'spyware' click here to get more!" ads that use a vibrating .GIF screenshot of a Windows XP dialog.
- yikiad, on 02/08/2008, -1/+24yer not gonna, like, go shoot up a high schools or something are you? should we call the police?
- ophello, on 02/07/2008, -2/+24Stop...just stop
- Arramol, on 02/08/2008, -0/+21I always want to confiscate people's computers when they're stupid enough to fall for those. I work in tech support at my college, and have actually had a professor call in to ask if she should click on one of those. At least she called before she clicked....
- jamesov89, on 02/08/2008, -0/+20I like how they have a snorg tees banners and then make fun of them below.
- EmitStop, on 02/07/2008, -1/+20There were a couple on the cracked forums that I thought were hilarious that they didn't include in the article
The last one is sad, but turthful. Which is why i guess they won. - bwdd, on 02/08/2008, -1/+20Please tell me I'm not the only one who's clicked the fart button.
I wanted to. - dannyboy3020, on 02/08/2008, -0/+16I haven't laughed this hard since....well, since the last cracked article.
- MrsSpooky, on 02/08/2008, -0/+16I call those 'seizure inducing'. I'm not epileptic, but I feel seizures coming on with those flashing banner ads. Whoever puts them on their site should be taken out and have their shorts yanked up their butts.
- inactive, on 02/08/2008, -0/+13No need for you to comment either. Just give him a thumbsdown. But then someone would give me a thumbsdown as well.... I would say just get over it.
- CryptiniteDemon, on 02/08/2008, -0/+13I love the Monster.com one. If you've ever tried to get a job through the site you can't help but laugh your ass off.
- vornan19, on 02/08/2008, -0/+13I hear tell adblocker for Firefox works o.k..
- diggdiggerid, on 02/07/2008, -0/+13I would have infinite respect any company who ran the "you're fat because...." ad
- nunquam, on 02/07/2008, -2/+14Where's that annoying blonde woman with the glasses sitting at the desk who's on Digg from time to time? Seriously, every time I see that ad I want to punch her face to stop her stupid twitching which is supposed to be flirtatious. It looks like she's having a face spasm.
- cuntmate99, on 02/08/2008, -0/+11If Banner Ads Were Forced To Be Truthful... then i'd probably click on them
- EvanVolm, on 02/07/2008, -0/+11I'd like to see more of Karl...
- inactive, on 02/07/2008, -4/+14What banner ads?
- EarlOfLade, on 02/08/2008, -1/+11In my home country, all advertising has to be truthful and all deals advertised must be applicable to every customer, no limits.
I have no idea why you would allow advertising to not be truthful and correct. What is the reason behind allowing commercials to lie? - Arramol, on 02/08/2008, -0/+9Adobe should run a few of those as ads for Photoshop.
- TaintedWisdom, on 02/08/2008, -0/+9Let me be the first one to say, Pics or it didn't happen.
Lol jk - Ubergoober3, on 02/08/2008, -0/+9Adblock isn't working, oh wait never mind.
- QuickeningYak, on 02/08/2008, -0/+8Advertisers can charge the client more if they do.
- Icyfenix, on 02/08/2008, -0/+8Because it's unregulated.
- darlyn, on 02/08/2008, -2/+10NO! I never had that habbit! http://tinyurl.com/7b4zd + AdBlock
- EmitStop, on 02/07/2008, -2/+9Dammit, *truthful
- Icyfenix, on 02/08/2008, -0/+7Everyone else could not submit a comment because after clicking, their computer got herpes. Deadly herpes.
- chinolofus, on 02/08/2008, -0/+7can we please retire that awful saying?
- inactive, on 02/08/2008, -1/+7I'd almost forgotten what banner ads looked like. Thanks cracked
- Ashsavvy, on 02/07/2008, -0/+6Hilarious! I loved the Myspace ones...they are so true!
- toppgun, on 02/08/2008, -1/+7adblock for safari leopard wouldnt even let me load this digg page until i turned it off
- crapmatic, on 02/07/2008, -1/+6If they ignored the X10 ads like I think they did, they haven't been on the Internet very long.
- InfinitySnatch, on 02/08/2008, -0/+5I love the DeVry ads where they're all like,"How cool would it be if your friends were playing YOUR game?!" even though after you graduate you'll only be able to make mini-games for MORE banner ads.
- purzzzell, on 02/07/2008, -1/+6wow, did you just actually SPAM here - like, without an excuse? I've heard people bitch about it, but haven't seen it done before. Not this directly anyway. Buried and reported.
Basketball MMO - wtf....my head hurts. - EazyE303, on 02/08/2008, -0/+5If comments were truthful:
I have nothing meaningful to add to this commentary but I feel a compulsive need to add my ignorant two cents to as many digg's as possible.
Ron Paul 2008.
I am annoying.
Beware February 10. -
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