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- FadieZ, on 02/07/2008, -2/+315Stupid AdBlock... can't even see the ***** article.
- oreonblade, on 02/07/2008, -2/+228"Hundreds of pictures too small to masturbate to!"
Sounds like a challenge. *click* - tallonx, on 02/07/2008, -0/+160Did anyone else find themselves glancing over the page, skipping the first few adds out of habit?
- Nematoad20, on 02/07/2008, -1/+138***** ANNOYING, best ever.
- RhodesSkolar, on 02/07/2008, -1/+105I always click on those ads. Since doing so, I've made a fortune, Quit my job. Moved to Palma de Mallorca, where I spend endless hours playing on all of the gadgets I won for being the millionth visitor to a bunch of sites. My only regret is that I wish I had clicked on more of those ads.
- Johnka, on 02/07/2008, -0/+98The dancing man mortgage ad kills me: "I require no context in my online flash ads"
- SEMaven, on 02/07/2008, -3/+89My favorite is the myspace.com ad “Some people don’t realize what a douchebag you are yet. Together, we can change that.”
- ANA1OG, on 02/07/2008, -2/+86I know people who would be stupid enough to even open these incredibly stupid ads.
'Please, I have kids to feed'
Brilliant. - gannondork, on 02/07/2008, -0/+70Where do I click to get a free IPOD?
- SarahSue, on 02/07/2008, -3/+65I met my husband on herpdate.com! Even if you can't see it, it doesn't mean you don't have it.
- smashingmonkey, on 02/07/2008, -0/+59How about the skin cream ads with the before and after pictures which basically consist of an Egyptian mummy and a hot young model with perfect skin??
- usrlocalbin, on 02/07/2008, -3/+58Dugg for the Snorg Tee's girl.
/drools - basic0, on 02/07/2008, -0/+50Monster.com: Because providing your contact info to staffing agencies pretending to have real jobs available will magically grant you the lifestyles depicted in our commercials, trust us.
- Jeffler, on 02/07/2008, -1/+40Now THAT is how good AdBlock is, makes me feel happy.
- QuickeningYak, on 02/07/2008, -0/+34To the any advertising/retail marketing person who reads this: The contents of the linked article are what the rest of the world thinks of you. If you stop trying to ***** in people's minds for a living you might find yourself to be happier, wealthier, and a little bit closer to truly well-adjusted.
For the sake of everyone, including yourself, please stop. - moskaudancer, on 02/08/2008, -0/+33"Herpetology Dates". It's for people who have a lifelong love of snakes.
- Bamborzled, on 02/07/2008, -1/+27They forgot the "zOMG your computer has 'spyware' click here to get more!" ads that use a vibrating .GIF screenshot of a Windows XP dialog.
- yikiad, on 02/08/2008, -1/+24yer not gonna, like, go shoot up a high schools or something are you? should we call the police?
- ophello, on 02/07/2008, -2/+24Stop...just stop
- Arramol, on 02/08/2008, -0/+21I always want to confiscate people's computers when they're stupid enough to fall for those. I work in tech support at my college, and have actually had a professor call in to ask if she should click on one of those. At least she called before she clicked....
- jamesov89, on 02/08/2008, -0/+20I like how they have a snorg tees banners and then make fun of them below.
- bwdd, on 02/08/2008, -1/+20Please tell me I'm not the only one who's clicked the fart button.
I wanted to. - EmitStop, on 02/07/2008, -1/+20There were a couple on the cracked forums that I thought were hilarious that they didn't include in the article
The last one is sad, but turthful. Which is why i guess they won. - dannyboy3020, on 02/08/2008, -0/+16I haven't laughed this hard since....well, since the last cracked article.
- MrsSpooky, on 02/08/2008, -0/+16I call those 'seizure inducing'. I'm not epileptic, but I feel seizures coming on with those flashing banner ads. Whoever puts them on their site should be taken out and have their shorts yanked up their butts.
- vornan19, on 02/08/2008, -0/+13I hear tell adblocker for Firefox works o.k..
- diggdiggerid, on 02/07/2008, -0/+13I would have infinite respect any company who ran the "you're fat because...." ad
- inactive, on 02/08/2008, -0/+13No need for you to comment either. Just give him a thumbsdown. But then someone would give me a thumbsdown as well.... I would say just get over it.
- CryptiniteDemon, on 02/08/2008, -0/+13I love the Monster.com one. If you've ever tried to get a job through the site you can't help but laugh your ass off.
- nunquam, on 02/07/2008, -2/+14Where's that annoying blonde woman with the glasses sitting at the desk who's on Digg from time to time? Seriously, every time I see that ad I want to punch her face to stop her stupid twitching which is supposed to be flirtatious. It looks like she's having a face spasm.
- cuntmate99, on 02/08/2008, -0/+11If Banner Ads Were Forced To Be Truthful... then i'd probably click on them
- EvanVolm, on 02/07/2008, -0/+11I'd like to see more of Karl...
- EarlOfLade, on 02/08/2008, -1/+11In my home country, all advertising has to be truthful and all deals advertised must be applicable to every customer, no limits.
I have no idea why you would allow advertising to not be truthful and correct. What is the reason behind allowing commercials to lie? - inactive, on 02/07/2008, -4/+14What banner ads?
- TaintedWisdom, on 02/08/2008, -0/+9Let me be the first one to say, Pics or it didn't happen.
Lol jk - Ubergoober3, on 02/08/2008, -0/+9Adblock isn't working, oh wait never mind.
- Arramol, on 02/08/2008, -0/+9Adobe should run a few of those as ads for Photoshop.
- darlyn, on 02/08/2008, -2/+10NO! I never had that habbit! http://tinyurl.com/7b4zd + AdBlock
- Icyfenix, on 02/08/2008, -0/+8Because it's unregulated.
- QuickeningYak, on 02/08/2008, -0/+8Advertisers can charge the client more if they do.
- chinolofus, on 02/08/2008, -0/+7can we please retire that awful saying?
- EmitStop, on 02/07/2008, -2/+9Dammit, *truthful
- Icyfenix, on 02/08/2008, -0/+7Everyone else could not submit a comment because after clicking, their computer got herpes. Deadly herpes.
- Ashsavvy, on 02/07/2008, -0/+6Hilarious! I loved the Myspace ones...they are so true!
- toppgun, on 02/08/2008, -1/+7adblock for safari leopard wouldnt even let me load this digg page until i turned it off
- inactive, on 02/08/2008, -1/+7I'd almost forgotten what banner ads looked like. Thanks cracked
- ryancxx, on 02/08/2008, -0/+5I did this when I was younger. I became so frustrated I texted "STOP" to them. Lucky for me, thats apparently how you stop them.
- SarahSue, on 02/08/2008, -0/+5Really. And they're both good pieces of content as are the other 8 in the list.
- crapmatic, on 02/07/2008, -1/+6If they ignored the X10 ads like I think they did, they haven't been on the Internet very long.
- EazyE303, on 02/08/2008, -0/+5If comments were truthful:
I have nothing meaningful to add to this commentary but I feel a compulsive need to add my ignorant two cents to as many digg's as possible.
Ron Paul 2008.
I am annoying.
Beware February 10. -
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