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  • bdfariello, on 11/10/2008, -2/+570Well I guess this proves life doesn't begin at conception. It starts 15 months earlier when you enter the work force.
  • inactive, on 11/10/2008, -4/+398Do you really need 20 years of experience to be a waitress?
  • Lula87, on 11/10/2008, -2/+393I'd take your order but my tiny fetus hands can't hold a pen.
  • MuntrealCanada, on 11/10/2008, -2/+356Must own a Delorean that goes 88 mph.
  • BlanKz, on 11/10/2008, -5/+338Person Reincarnation Restaurant.

    There I fixed the typo.
  • inactive, on 11/10/2008, -6/+274Must have time travel experience.
  • bushout, on 11/10/2008, -2/+195It's at NASA
  • EH90, on 11/10/2008, -0/+176Positions available starting last Tuesday.
  • securitymonkey, on 11/10/2008, -20/+173Ollie?

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    Thanks Ollie. Coming up - fun things to do around the house if your erection lasts longer than four hours.
  • Xaramoth, on 11/10/2008, -3/+147Thats what it's actually like, at least in todays job market.
  • AntP1, on 11/10/2008, -4/+131thank you for not writing "OMG RESTRAUNT FAIL" in annoying red letters!

    dugg.
  • uknowwhoibe, on 11/10/2008, -13/+138They accidentally the advertisement.
  • MJDub, on 11/10/2008, -1/+86Safety not guaranteed.
  • dvsbastard, on 11/10/2008, -5/+84Or maybe the typo was "2 years experience"...

    If you are going to be a wet blanket at least get it right...
  • bicyclethief, on 11/10/2008, -11/+75You think anybody can put on an apron and give you that chewing gum smacking, trying-to-quit-smoking for the 18th time coarse voice, don't-give-a-*****-about-you-or-your-order indifference?

    It takes 20 years of life's beatings to get that kind of professionalism.







  • inactive, on 11/10/2008, -1/+61The whole thing?
  • Zippo, on 11/10/2008, -0/+551.21 JIGGAWATTS
  • mecharabbit, on 11/10/2008, -4/+58Maybe they are only accepting applications from people born on February 29 in a leap year.
    So in other words, they are looking for a 72 year old that started waiting tables when she was 52.
  • CarStan, on 11/10/2008, -1/+54is this bad?
  • churler, on 11/10/2008, -2/+53I'd abort it again for touching me.
  • generalalcazar, on 11/10/2008, -4/+53What the hell can you learn about waiting tables in 20 years that you can't learn in 1?
  • betheturtle, on 11/11/2008, -3/+50So we can't abort fetuses without unemployment???
  • KMartSheriff, on 11/10/2008, -0/+47Achievement Unlocked: Increased difficulty
  • ifire, on 11/10/2008, -2/+47Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed.

    Damn, MJDub halfway beat me by moments.
  • webbsurfer808, on 11/10/2008, -0/+41...and a flux capacitor.
  • G0dspeed, on 11/11/2008, -0/+41damn, i look stupid now.
  • Hincapie, on 11/10/2008, -0/+33especially where i am looking
  • AnarkeIncarnate, on 11/10/2008, -1/+33How to better spot bad tippers and spit in their food preemptively?
  • oveedrx, on 11/11/2008, -0/+31I'd take your order but i'm still separated inside my father and mother until im concieved
  • inactive, on 11/10/2008, -3/+34How does that correct the problem? An 18-year-old still can't have 20 years of experience, so why would it say 18+?
  • retoriplastique, on 11/11/2008, -0/+29LAN party, that is.
  • kaiyraa, on 11/10/2008, -7/+34That's unpossible!
    /wiggum
  • inactive, on 11/10/2008, -4/+31The only solution I can think of is something involving dog years...
  • aolson1, on 11/10/2008, -1/+28Reminds me of my job search... Must have 10 years experience in Windows Server 2003... Must have 5+ years experience in SQL Server 2005... Idiots.
  • novenator, on 11/11/2008, -2/+29In the party realm, I am 18 years old with 20 years experience
  • tgc1, on 11/11/2008, -0/+26This is a lot like those tech jobs I look up from time to time (in my industry and others). In many cases I see ads for people where the requirement in experience is greater than the technology has been around. Things like "Must have 6 years AJAX programming experience" right.... And it doesn't so much make me laugh as make me angry when I see the pay they are offering. These HR people are completely clueless.

  • FatLoser, on 11/11/2008, -0/+26if you were a real time traveler you would have won, you fake faker
  • buky125, on 11/11/2008, -0/+26I love you
  • ThecNiqueMan, on 11/10/2008, -2/+25It's a reflex, trust me.
  • vin200, on 11/10/2008, -2/+25You fail.
  • Azriel7, on 11/11/2008, -0/+23It really is, there is so much job demand, No matter where I look, even the crappiest job requires a few years experience in that field. Unfortunately its a catch 22, you need a job in that field to get experience in that field, so you can get a job in that field. 0.o
  • Decipi, on 11/11/2008, -0/+20Maybe they are a Leap Year baby?
  • roadtripper, on 11/11/2008, -0/+20No worries. Subway is hiring . . . and at least they're truthful:

    http://criggo.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/subway.j ...
  • itsthehumidity, on 11/11/2008, -0/+20I'll give you a hint. If it doesn't make sense to you but it has a positive digg score anyway, you're missing something.
  • MindStalker, on 11/11/2008, -2/+21How to be stuck in a dead end job with no real future. If you've been waiting tables for 20 years your not going anywhere.
  • vp0ng, on 11/11/2008, -0/+19leap years happen only every 4 years and have an extra day, Feb 29th. If you are born on Feb 29, your birthday only happens every 4 years, therefore an 18 year old in leap years is 72 in normal years.
  • dignation, on 11/11/2008, -0/+19@G0dspeed

    Yes, but you get credit for admitting it.
  • DarkShadow791, on 11/11/2008, -1/+20http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Accidentall ...
    http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I_accidentally_X
  • BobbyMC, on 11/10/2008, -0/+17Experience walking along the razor's edge a plus.
  • ianlons, on 11/10/2008, -2/+19@churler, I wish I could digg you a thousand times. Laughed out loud in the middle of class.
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