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*IMAGE* HOT GIRL FINALLY GETS WHAT SHE ALWAYS WANTED

sfu.ca — I bet she was expecting something like this for a while. I guess his package surprised her! in any case, its a dick in a box parody! This was found in a local flyer.

Who dugg this? Made popular Dec 16, 2007

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  • osofast, on 12/16/2007, -42/+573its my dick in a box
  • Abominous, on 12/16/2007, -2/+331That face he's making is priceless lol
  • Dakart, on 12/16/2007, -20/+291Nice Photoshop... and by "nice" i mean "terrible" and by "Photoshop" I mean MS Paint.
  • badwithcomputer, on 12/16/2007, -8/+232you had my digg at *IMAGE* ...the HOT GIRL just guaranteed a comment.
  • doctorfungi, on 12/16/2007, -23/+242The ***** is wrong with you...?
  • letaalio, on 12/16/2007, -18/+191Sorry for comment hijacking, but come the ***** on, the title is simply too annoying to deserve a digg. We all KNOW it is a picture and you don't have to use caps for the whole thing too.
  • wawilli, on 12/16/2007, -12/+165frying pan?
  • xniL, on 12/16/2007, -4/+129good thing it wasn't a diamond ring...that sort of gift don't mean anything.
  • Calculon, on 12/16/2007, -1/+1033. Make her open the box!
  • Kikkomann, on 12/16/2007, -2/+80Probably a CUP.
  • beelz, on 12/16/2007, -4/+76http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2659554703 ...
  • tucktan, on 12/16/2007, -1/+66its on their homepage too
    http://www.warehouseone.com
  • grunk, on 12/16/2007, -3/+66Keep the receipt. It may be too small for her.
  • jmaxwell, on 12/16/2007, -2/+62looks like she got a black kitchen apron...
  • Ouze, on 12/16/2007, -0/+48A girl like her needs something real.
  • JoshuaH, on 12/16/2007, -3/+50I laughed. I think that means I need sleep.
  • UncleCrapper, on 12/16/2007, -1/+48I realize that the world as represented by commercial photography is like another universe and the shots are composed for reasons that best highlight the products in question, but my point is, who the ***** would actually give their girlfriend a gift sitting down in a chair like that with her hovering over you? "Hey baby, I am just going to relax in this chair while you stand over me and open your gift..."

    It's just weird, never mind the dick in the box connotations.
  • didgital, on 12/16/2007, -4/+49she's happy that he's happy to see her
  • zaii7, on 12/16/2007, -5/+50Flesh light!
  • Anub1s, on 12/16/2007, -8/+52Only to have failed in an epic way.
  • supermajic, on 12/16/2007, -8/+48A terrible one.
  • Anub1s, on 12/16/2007, -3/+39Sammich maker?
  • zaii7, on 12/16/2007, -0/+35what the hell is wrong with you?
  • fwc67, on 12/16/2007, -10/+44On what grounds? Posting something stupid? I think there are millions of others out there who have done 10x worse so I don't think you have any grounds for retribution
  • inactive, on 12/16/2007, -4/+37Step 5: Profit!
  • christoast, on 09/04/2008, -3/+33yes.. thanks for pointing that out...
  • bgcialis, on 12/16/2007, -1/+31Step 1: Cut a hole in that box
  • arizonagroove, on 12/16/2007, -1/+30Why is it that any story on digg that in some way involves a female invariably describes them as 'hot'?
  • cfuse, on 12/16/2007, -2/+30I wish I were getting dick for christmas, but it's going to be a lump of coal again.
  • atbnet, on 12/16/2007, -0/+26Well I think you tipped her off when you brought a ring box.
  • IareKEVLAR, on 12/16/2007, -0/+25Step 3: Make her open that box.
  • NightOwl4, on 12/16/2007, -7/+32dude i signed in just to digg you down...that wasnt funny at all
  • inactive, on 12/16/2007, -1/+26Step 2: Put you junk in the box
  • inactive, on 12/16/2007, -0/+24instead she just went looking for her glasses?
  • crackintosh, on 12/16/2007, -2/+24Um... she is hot.
  • Chirp08, on 12/16/2007, -0/+22with a knife?
  • turpenine, on 12/16/2007, -6/+27mudkips do.
  • gfnw, on 12/16/2007, -0/+19"Are you sure you want to block pinsel44?"
  • Psythik, on 12/16/2007, -3/+22Step 4: ???
  • AHHHHH, on 12/16/2007, -4/+22In Soviet Russia, dick box you!
  • altrego99, on 12/16/2007, -4/+21terrible: ugly, horrible, disastrous; MS Paint: i really can't think of anything worse than MS Paint.
  • darny, on 12/16/2007, -1/+16is that the digg cemetary hanging on the wall?
  • Frostman3D, on 12/16/2007, -1/+15I'm so sick of the word meme.
  • Asianwaste, on 12/16/2007, -1/+15...under a magnifying glass.
  • remccain, on 12/16/2007, -3/+17Just what every woman needs while she's in the kitchen. Which should be most of the time.
  • blueski, on 12/16/2007, -4/+18Kind of amusing anyone would think "I've created something HILARIOUS here"...
  • bmc31190, on 12/16/2007, -3/+16Lighten up.
  • danwallace, on 12/16/2007, -1/+14This isn't FARK.
  • jazzboyrules, on 12/16/2007, -0/+13"You like that... don't ya..." --- Can't avoid reading that in Peter Griffin style.
  • Scorps111, on 12/16/2007, -1/+14Instead she just went looking for her magnifying lens?
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