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What are these "girls" you speak of?
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Holdon now, would that actually work..?
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She'll have better breath too!
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OMG, this is so wrong. Dugg to hopefully get someone to try this in RL.
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What is this "RL - Real Life" you speak of?
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I need a cheaper solution. Is any girl worth $50 a pack?
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This is a redux of an old, not-so-good urban legend.
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Damn... I thought it was treat her like a queen, be a gentleman, and eat a lot of pussy. Oh well.
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Actual, in "Real Life" These patches aren't needed. There's a chemical called oxytocin that, when you're not around your mate, you actually suffer withdrawal symptoms. All this, naturally! ;)
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wait, there is a real life?
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Oh geez... thats ALOT better then what I'm doing... What a good idea
Not to mention heroin's expensive :-( -
go for younger chicks? and don't commit?
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What brand of patches?
This is a lot better than my idea of "Vodka I.V.'s". -
To the cartoonist: Ripping off Ctrl-Alt-Del isn't a good idea. There are much better styles to ape, and besides, Buckley's pretty much a dick.
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The more traditional method is to chain her to a wall in the basement.
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I don't see how this is any more effective than a ruffie colada
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This still doesn't solve the "Sleeping with her" in the first place problem. I feel this solution is unworkable.
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Mirror Please.
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When in rome...
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I thought all you had to do was be a douchebag and totally live off of her... or perhaps this is their secret.
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I usually just show my abs and it's a done deal. Your boy Walter is the man. You want some tips from me - get at me. You can catch me rocking the sickest hats on the planet at hathead.com - these bad boys get me the chicks too.
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That reminds me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Who wants a girl that will never leave you?
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Somebody really wants to be Tim Buckley
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This comic has never been funny and will never be funny.
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BRB guys.
Out to the supermarket. -
How do you get rid of her.
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I like how when you got it into your head to draw a mediocre web-comic, you just traced over Penny Arcade.
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It puts the lotions on its skins or it gets the hose again.
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suck my balls now
suck my balls now
suck my balls now -
I just inject heroine into my testicles so she becomes addicted to having sex with me.
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the old adage; "Lick her asshole and she'll be mine forever!"
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You guys just need some skills. You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. Well, maybe not so much computer hacking skills.
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Chloroform?
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dumb...
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suck my balls now
suck my balls now
suck my balls now -
Someone explain why you'd want the same one to stay forever?
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something im going to start doing
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I used to do this with crack
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Why not take it a step further and invent nicotine condoms? If she doesn't smoke, it'll make her addicted to sex from only you, seeing as how if she cheats, the other guys would somehow leave her disappointed.
I'm a genius. -
what if she smokes?
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As an avid smoker I must say that this is a brilliant idea.
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wtf. ripped completely off Paul Bettany. I don't know if it was his original idea but he said the exact same thing on how he got Jennifer Connelly while on the set of A Beautiful Mind in an interview on the Jay Leno Show or Conan years ago.
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what about fentanyl patches?
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That's Trick Gum!
Now you are addicted to Heroin!
So Cold..... -
Let's be honnest. This is the kind of crazy ***** that women pull, not the other way around.
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Diggers are ***** dumb - this makes no sense. I'm glad you all have no jobs,
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