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- HHP2K, on 03/27/2008, -6/+717Holdon now, would that actually work..?
- herecomes, on 03/27/2008, -4/+388The more traditional method is to chain her to a wall in the basement.
- oldhick, on 03/27/2008, -19/+374Damn... I thought it was treat her like a queen, be a gentleman, and eat a lot of pussy. Oh well.
- noahgelman, on 03/27/2008, -25/+378What are these "girls" you speak of?
- Shadowdev, on 03/27/2008, -6/+307Oh geez... thats ALOT better then what I'm doing... What a good idea
Not to mention heroin's expensive :-( - moxillaq, on 03/27/2008, -9/+278I need a cheaper solution. Is any girl worth $50 a pack?
- chingy1788, on 03/27/2008, -9/+199but how, none of us actually know any girls
- inactive, on 03/27/2008, -17/+197Yer mom is, I give her $50 a whack.
- Mewchu11, on 03/27/2008, -1/+174I'd be careful, I think we've got a rhyme attack...
- AlexBellisBrown, on 03/27/2008, -4/+167Has anyone actually tried this?
- inactive, on 03/27/2008, -6/+167I've seen them, but I believe they only exist in porn.
- LongShlong, on 03/27/2008, -15/+173If you're going to use something on her to keep her coming back to you... I've found ***** works pretty well. She is in your bed, after all.
- sigafoo, on 03/27/2008, -2/+141That reminds me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
- llamagorama, on 03/27/2008, -1/+139We're going to need to test this.
- minnymoo, on 03/27/2008, -3/+134you'd be amazed...
- gmiley, on 03/27/2008, -9/+126Everyone knows you have to treat a woman like *****, and also become the biggest douchebag (pop all four collars if you have to).
- heypetray, on 03/27/2008, -7/+120Those things that boobies are attached to.
- Suil, on 03/27/2008, -4/+106FALCON PUNCH.
- Namaha, on 03/28/2008, -5/+107I'd stick my penis in her
Wait, ***** - inactive, on 03/27/2008, -2/+104Why not take it a step further and invent nicotine condoms? If she doesn't smoke, it'll make her addicted to sex from only you, seeing as how if she cheats, the other guys would somehow leave her disappointed.
I'm a genius. - machocheese34, on 03/27/2008, -4/+105How much for her to lick the sack?
- falkonv7l, on 03/27/2008, -1/+98Unless she smokes
- Mewchu11, on 03/27/2008, -1/+93Learn to reply you talentless hack!
- noahhoward, on 03/27/2008, -4/+87Yes but after a while she starts to multiply... it's like they use you to populate their kind.
- Johnson10, on 03/27/2008, -3/+78only $25 to massage her rack
- DevinOlsen, on 03/27/2008, -3/+77And you're not.
- BJLStorm, on 03/27/2008, -1/+69They're that "other" type of people that look at you weirdly, don't like to talk to you, and steal away your friends. :(
- aelias, on 03/27/2008, -24/+91Make her orgasm so hard it soaks the sheets. Problem solved. Zero Dollars.
- ryan926, on 03/27/2008, -0/+64yea, but then you have to pay for the food to feed her. this way she can get out and buy her own damn food.
- BJLStorm, on 03/27/2008, -8/+66I like my women like my coffee. Ground up, and in the freezer.
- Asheis, on 03/27/2008, -2/+59Actual, in "Real Life" These patches aren't needed. There's a chemical called oxytocin that, when you're not around your mate, you actually suffer withdrawal symptoms. All this, naturally! ;)
- Dumbledorito, on 03/27/2008, -16/+72To the cartoonist: Ripping off Ctrl-Alt-Del isn't a good idea. There are much better styles to ape, and besides, Buckley's pretty much a dick.
- inactive, on 03/27/2008, -11/+66the sure fire way is to punch her. She love you forever.
- Lane, on 03/27/2008, -1/+54This still doesn't solve the "Sleeping with her" in the first place problem. I feel this solution is unworkable.
- LiquidChimera, on 03/27/2008, -0/+50Way to get us back on track
- fubacca, on 03/27/2008, -2/+52I heard the ***** helps keep you around too.
- ispellkonfusion, on 03/28/2008, -2/+51Gah, that just made my vagina cringe.
- falkonv7l, on 03/27/2008, -2/+50Wait, wait, wait, you have to get one in bed first?
*shakes head* - Vapor17, on 03/28/2008, -0/+47they're quantum humans, i know that they're there, but anytime i try to interact with them, they disappear.
- Motif31G, on 03/28/2008, -0/+46and if you want to get rid of her just put icy hot on your condoms
- brianez21, on 03/28/2008, -0/+44http://bash.org/?775321
atlasthealmighty: Did I tell you my idea of injecting heroin into your balls, so when you ejaculate, it's heroin... And then the chick will think you just gave her the most amazing orgasm in the world, and she'd become addicted to sex with you
nullphi: i would like to subscribe to your newsletter - thrikulam, on 03/27/2008, -5/+48Yeah, tack on nicotine to their abhorrent abandonment issues, why doncha ^_^
erm i mean :'( - inactive, on 03/27/2008, -1/+44My god you suck.
- GeekyGerge, on 03/27/2008, -0/+41I'm guessing that you are a 4 popped collar kinda guy.
- GramarNatzi, on 03/28/2008, -1/+42You could make a lot of money on the internet with a cringing vagina.
- Narcism, on 03/27/2008, -1/+41How do you get rid of her.
- Celeron, on 03/27/2008, -1/+40She likes it when I bang her from the back.
- RevJonathan, on 03/27/2008, -1/+40I hate you and everything you stand for.
- teh_techie, on 03/28/2008, -0/+39Yeah, but then WHO has to do the laundry to CLEAN said soaked sheets? You know damn well SHE won't sleep in the wet spot, YOU have to!
- Avngr75, on 03/28/2008, -1/+37Wtf? A guy with a vagina? Or is this one of those "girls" I keep hearing about?
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