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- coldfusion1970, on 04/10/2009, -1/+87I loved the 'set fire to the shower' line.
- agentsrecord, on 04/10/2009, -1/+59When the cops are on your trail,
And you have a monkey tail,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea! - inactive, on 04/09/2009, -2/+49LMFAO! I ***** my pants laughing so hard at this article.
- robfarrell, on 04/09/2009, -1/+47Should've included tips for different locations.
I mean, what would one do in the pool? The "I had a king size snickers bar in my trunks" excuse will only get you so far... - bckids1208two, on 04/09/2009, -0/+35Brilliant and useful. I might just ***** myself just to try out some of these tips!
- cbsx01, on 04/10/2009, -1/+33Best use of a pie chart I've seen in a very, very long time...
- magnus3d, on 04/10/2009, -0/+28When your sliding into home
And you start to feel some foam
Diarrhea! Diarrhea! - mizznike, on 04/10/2009, -0/+26reminded me of george brett's story about the time (or many times) it happened to him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUdHMkE5Qdk
- acherion, on 04/10/2009, -0/+25When you're sitting in a Chevy
And your pants are feeling heavy
Diarrhea! Diarrhea! - Praystation, on 04/10/2009, -2/+26I tried to fart but then I---
Jizzed in my pants! - zantos420, on 04/10/2009, -0/+23when you're climbing up a ladder
and you hear something splatter
diarrhea! diarrhea! - inactive, on 04/09/2009, -4/+22Good tips!
- inactive, on 04/09/2009, -6/+23Yeah must be for personal reasons that Mr Baby Man posted this article.
- jeches, on 04/10/2009, -2/+18A must for every digg user.
- alain4911, on 04/10/2009, -0/+13...cooler than I think because it might be the pants *****?
- Frankttank, on 04/10/2009, -1/+14or you could just buy these:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/10308/saturday-night-liv ... - crossmr, on 04/10/2009, -4/+17Whenever I do that I just tell everyone my name is MrBabyman..
- WibWobble, on 04/10/2009, -0/+12dugg for, extra comma.
- wdw25, on 04/10/2009, -0/+12When you're climbing up a mountain,
And your ass is like a fountain,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea! - diablozx9, on 04/10/2009, -0/+11I take the city bus to work.
I just couldn't imagine waiting at the bus stop,, sitting (or standing) on the bus,, Walking home waving to neighbors...all with "Scenario C - Massive stain" in my pants..LOL. - inactive, on 04/10/2009, -1/+12dugg for, set fire to shower
- edwartica, on 04/10/2009, -0/+10You can have it on some toast
but its really kind of gross
Diarrhea! diarrhea! - TheSpook, on 04/10/2009, -0/+10Once, a friend of mine ***** his pants during a car ride from the bars. All of a sudden, he just said, "Oh, I have a problem. Pull over to that Taco Johns!" He went in their restroom and was in there for quite a long time. Eventually, he opened the door with a big grin on his face and held up his soiled undies for all of us to see. He then proceeded to leave them on the floor in the restroom, and we all left laughing. College...
He's working on his PhD now, so if you go to a certain Kansas Uni, your assistant professor might be cooler than you think. - inactive, on 04/10/2009, -2/+11How not to deal with ***** your pants:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIF0UCFd3FM - buckw1lde, on 04/10/2009, -0/+9When there's something in the gutter,
and it looks like peanut butter,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea! - wolfing, on 04/10/2009, -1/+10When a fart seems to be less gassy than normal I immediately go 'I have a bad feeling about this'.
I hate it when that happens. - gilbert42989, on 04/10/2009, -0/+8i don't even get what that means. blame a big chocolate mud monkey floating in the water on your supposedly big black dick???
- earthwormzim, on 04/10/2009, -0/+7Haha! So funny because it's true! I've actually fallen into the first category, about 7 years ago...while standing in line at Wal-Mart...and lo, and behold...I did just about exactly what he says you must do. I proceeded to the nearest bathroom, went into a stall, dropped my drawers, saw that there was too much ***** in my underwear to salvage them with a mere rinsing with water. So, I took them off, wiped myself down thoroughly, made sure there was no ***** left in my pants, and threw my underwear in the trash can on the way out!
Very traumatic experience. - ladysherwood, on 04/10/2009, -0/+7I had NO idea those rhymes were so wide-spread.
- mbfielding, on 04/10/2009, -0/+6http://video.yahoo.com/watch/4799826/12810369
- magnus3d, on 04/10/2009, -0/+6haha I knew about them when i was in year 3. like... 15 years ago
KIDDY VIRAL - paulb323, on 04/10/2009, -2/+8Yup, fat people have a lot to answer for :P
- inactive, on 04/10/2009, -0/+5That, was, funny!
- inactive, on 04/10/2009, -1/+6I did the dishes.
- TheSpook, on 04/10/2009, -0/+5Sure, why not. We all thought it was hilarious. He once couldn't make it home while walking from the bars and took a deuce in some guy's yard. He was pretty awesome.
- MerchantofPanic, on 04/10/2009, -2/+7Its just amazing how many situations 'blame the nearest fat person' can be used to save embarrassment. Stolen food, hideous farts, broken furniture, bad odours, bad luck, untidiness, missing money, and now... the itinerant smell of *****. Really makes you wonder...
- Knowa22, on 04/10/2009, -0/+5That reminds me of the time I was watching Family Guy and Peter crapped his pants his court:
(Cut to scene of Peter in court)
Peter Griffin: "UH-OH!!!"
(Ah, I wish I could have found a video clip) - edwartica, on 04/10/2009, -0/+5But enough about your sex life.
- edwartica, on 04/10/2009, -0/+4I did the hokie pokie.
- eggsangwich, on 04/11/2009, -0/+4Scenario C;
THERE'S ***** EVERYWHERE!! - JimmyIkon, on 04/10/2009, -0/+4What about ***** the bed?
- nmoulana, on 04/10/2009, -2/+6I usually ***** my pants because of laziness, I never grew out of the diaper phase.
- Jman5, on 04/10/2009, -1/+5The next day, my alarm goes off and I...
- avshanbh, on 04/10/2009, -0/+4I think I have to go take a ***** now before I ***** my pants.
- etx313, on 04/10/2009, -2/+6cha cha cha!
- Shazbuckle, on 04/10/2009, -0/+4What about when this happens:
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tuc ... - nipterink, on 04/10/2009, -1/+5blame it on the _other_ king size snickers bar in your trunks.
- BIGHED, on 04/10/2009, -1/+4Once in the middle of class I was talking to my professor, in the middle of my sentence I coughed and ***** my pants.
Another time I was walking into a court room for Jury Duty.
I was hoping this would be more constructive. - Charmill1974, on 04/10/2009, -0/+3Use some pampers
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