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- inactive, on 07/06/2008, -2/+534"I'm dead, your honor"
- nitesoIja, on 07/05/2008, -52/+527its a special kind of heart attack only black people get, of course no one in court would understand because their white and racist
- YancyFryJr, on 07/13/2008, -7/+348Wow, she called him out immediately. Awesome.
- inactive, on 07/06/2008, -0/+328He later died... from embarrassment.
- GoGoPoCoSo, on 07/06/2008, -1/+321that must have been awkward as *****.
- Loco801, on 07/06/2008, -1/+254why does he continue to fake it throughout the video, just give up dude.
- banmaster, on 07/06/2008, -12/+196* 'they're'
- chamblah, on 07/04/2008, -11/+188that's is very fun, and at the same time, difficult to watch
- sgtbutterscotch, on 07/06/2008, -0/+141I hate when you realize you plan has failed and you have a decision to make, to roll with it, or to explain everything and save what little dignity you can...and then you make the wrong decision and it just gets awkward for everybody.
- mattyohe, on 07/06/2008, -1/+137He was convicted to 42 years in prison:
http://www.daytondailynews.com/n/content/oh/story/ ... - inactive, on 07/04/2008, -2/+134you're doing it wrong
http://www.todaystmj4.com/news/local/23084334.html - inactive, on 07/06/2008, -5/+128most bad-ass judge ever
- jakash, on 07/04/2008, -1/+119He should have tried diarrhea - at least they won't check that. Or even better, not be such an idiot in the first place.
- Berkana, on 07/06/2008, -8/+125It would have been funnier if they had pronounced him dead and put him in a body bag and took him to the morgue. I'd like to see him explain himself after he "resurrects".
- bigspooon, on 07/06/2008, -0/+101i just wonder what he did after the 5 minutes were over.
im hoping he just stood back up and continued presenting his case like nothing ever happened. that would be awesome. - wilhoitm, on 07/06/2008, -0/+97Man who represents himself gets 42 years By Lou Grieco Staff Writer Monday, June 30, 2008 DAYTON — The second time Keison Wilkins acted as his own attorney for a felonious assault trial didn't work out so well. Montgomery County Common Pleas Judge Mary Katherine Huffman sentenced Wilkins to 42 years in prison Monday, June 30. The sentencing capped off a week of Wilkins' antics, which frequently caused Huffman to clear the courtroom.
- rentmitchum, on 07/06/2008, -0/+84Pffft, you don't feel guilty. Sick days are awesome. I took a sick day on every birthday I've had since I've been out of high school, and look at me! I'm currently unemployed! Every day is a sick day! WOOO
*sobs quietly, wiping his eyes with a piece of paper from a mound of overdue bills*
Blarg, my heart! - DefaultGen, on 07/06/2008, -2/+78No, he was later sentenced to death.
- DrZocktahedron, on 07/06/2008, -3/+77So,
Did he win? - mrsammercer, on 07/06/2008, -3/+68Aww, I thought he was going to pop up with some kind of witty retort at the end there.
- Jeffler, on 07/06/2008, -3/+67RACIST
- 3amboo, on 07/06/2008, -19/+82DON'T TAZE ME BRO! i'm sleeping (-_-)zZzzzZZzz
- mrASSMAN, on 07/06/2008, -1/+63That is not even nearly worth the amount of ***** you'd get from your classmates.. lol
- solique, on 07/06/2008, -9/+70I want to watch the rest of the trial.
- deathfix, on 07/06/2008, -4/+65Oh lordy! This is the big one! I'm comin' to join you, Elizabeth! This is it!
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e57/demasterk/sa ... - AmyVernon, on 07/05/2008, -0/+56the husband of a friend of mine did that once to get out of a speeding ticket (pretending to have diarrhea). it worked. the cop didn't even want to deal with it.
- badenglishihave, on 07/06/2008, -3/+59GRAMMARACIST
- louiebaur, on 07/05/2008, -3/+58What a moron!
- brawltimore, on 07/06/2008, -3/+57i bet he was a pain in the ass to get to go to school in the morning,
hell i know i was - GramarNazi, on 07/06/2008, -3/+56THANK YOU
- mrzisme, on 07/06/2008, -0/+52"..I got better"
- naeim, on 07/06/2008, -9/+59I'm impressed by how the judge handled the situation. Bravo.
- hit9ent, on 07/06/2008, -2/+48that fall was priceless.
- Sarevok9, on 07/06/2008, -1/+46If you must smileyface.... always do the kirby dance...
(»'-')» «('-'«) ^('-')^ v('-')v «('-'«) ^( )^ (»'-')» ^(^-^)» - sgtbutterscotch, on 07/06/2008, -0/+45no, its just angina coupled with narcolepsy
- SnedSneeden, on 07/05/2008, -1/+42Your thinking of the movie "Training Day".
- Rolcol, on 07/06/2008, -0/+39I had diarrhea once during my 8th grade Science class. I left to the bathroom and came back about 10 minutes later with a TOILET PAPER TAIL.... even the teacher laughed. It seemed so outrageous to everyone that they all thought it was a joke. I turned red but laughed to make it seem like I did it on purpose.... most embarrassing day in my life.
- Roland1232, on 07/06/2008, -0/+36It's called "committing to the role". Or "going down with the ship", one of those.
- db0255, on 07/06/2008, -0/+34Dugg for that happening to me all the time.
- biotch, on 07/06/2008, -1/+33"Some people say the cucumbers taste better pickled."
- einrobstein, on 07/05/2008, -4/+34Someone please help me with this. I can vaguely remember a scene from a movie or a description of an event from a movie where in order to get an insanity plea a guy puts extra chunky peanut butter in his asscrack, goes into court, sticks his hand down his pants and comes up with a handful of PB, then licks it right in front of the judge. Where is this from?????
- dave8910, on 07/06/2008, -2/+31R.I.P.
- adrames, on 07/06/2008, -4/+31*moran
- inactive, on 07/06/2008, -1/+26I can't understand why, but I also felt uncomfortable while watching it. Maybe it's the repressed guilt from taking so many "sick" days.
- SofaKingAwesome, on 07/06/2008, -1/+26Your wife has a stinky angina!
- xtractor, on 07/06/2008, -1/+25Schools need to spend the entire 3rd grade teaching the difference between their, there and they're.
- yowhasoy, on 07/06/2008, -0/+24This is what happens when you watch too much Judge Judy and you think the courtroom is some sort of playground.
Too many people think that they can fool people by being complete idiots - mikeon, on 07/06/2008, -0/+24Remember, this is all being recorded on video, audio, and by the court recorder. This is all on records just for the future in case he tries to say something about how he was treated.
- inactive, on 07/06/2008, -0/+23Defendant Feigns Death... Judge applies counter spell... Defendant gets 42 years in prison! WOW!
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