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break.com — Now that celebrities like Brad and Angelina have made it super trendy to adopt babies from Africa, some naive couples are getting a little more than they bargained for.

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  • charlieville, on 03/29/2008, -7/+419That mom was hot, and yes I would attempt to tap it as well.
    • RegalGSX, on 03/29/2008, -19/+4Agreed. I'd tap it like a beer keg.
    • mundus, on 05/15/2008, -9/+9ROFL cleveland steamer!
    • debuggercll, on 03/29/2008, -2/+136I'd phone tap that without a warrant.
    • plaidcar, on 03/29/2008, -3/+86I'd tap it so hard that whoever pulled me out would become the king of england.
      • Anaxerzia, on 03/30/2008, -4/+11I see your from Overheard...
      • thedragon4453, on 03/30/2008, -2/+8old, but a classic. Gets a digg every time.
    • brokenex, on 03/29/2008, -0/+21got some oedipus up in this hizzy
    • Ataxia2008, on 03/29/2008, -0/+32Damn, I was thinking exactly the same thing when watching. She can run me a bath for sure.
    • fitriidayu, on 03/29/2008, -7/+0i'd toss the salad ... < is that how u say it? ahhahaa
      • wafflez, on 03/30/2008, -0/+4lol please go look up 'hbo salad toss' on youtube...
    • Celeron, on 03/30/2008, -0/+98Mmmmm... http://www.matumbogoldberg.com/production%20photos ...
    • over900000, on 03/30/2008, -2/+65tittays
      http://www.matumbogoldberg.com/production%20photos ...
    • Chainheart, on 03/30/2008, -10/+1An ideal fap: http://www.matumbogoldberg.com/production%20photos ...
    • PimpinOnWelfare, on 03/30/2008, -0/+10I'd double tap that and extreme condition my way outta there!
      • Hollowpoint, on 03/30/2008, -3/+1Made me laugh too much, I need to bathe myself in vaginal juices to remove the nerd taint.
    • beelz, on 03/30/2008, -0/+12http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1015280/
    • maabus, on 03/30/2008, -16/+11I'd take a dump on her pubes
      • bbardlbradd, on 03/30/2008, -2/+4lolololololooloolol

        Just because that was completely unexpected and horrifying to think about, you sir get my first digg on this thread.
      • GliTCH82, on 03/30/2008, -2/+4Okay kids, playtime's over.
      • Ataxia2008, on 03/30/2008, -2/+3literally laughed out loud

        llol
    • ScarMcDyess, on 03/30/2008, -6/+1This is pretty much the same thing as a Mr. Show skit from more than 10 years ago.
      http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids. ...
      • NnyCW, on 03/30/2008, -0/+4I love Mr. Show.
        But besides the idea of an adoption of someone old enough to be the same age as the people adopting, pretty much something entirely different.
        • Hilinga, on 03/30/2008, -4/+0What else is there? Some rehashed Chappelle Show Mad Real World Bits? That's like saying Gobots is something entirely different than Transformers except for the whole transforming robot idea.
    • tracywood, on 03/30/2008, -19/+2When you have quite finished with this mind-numbing nonsense, please try and remember that we're at war and have lost 4000+ soldiers and close to a million Iraqi's. Oh, our economy is going down the toilet while the gov thinks giving a private banking cartel even MORE power is the way to fix a problem IT created in the first place. Oh and, oh never-mind, its pretty clear few give a damn anyway... Go back to watching LOST, everything will be fine I'm sure...
      • Jholder112233, on 03/30/2008, -1/+5I'm not watching lost, I'm watching "How Not To Adopt a Child From Africa". But thanks anyway.
      • breadfred, on 03/30/2008, -1/+1Once you stopped commenting and allowing yourself a good 'relaxing exercise' you might feel a bit better. If not, go for a run, let off some steam, ponder why people cannot be thinking continually about problems because nothing would get done, and once your head has been removed from your ass, come back and apologize for your utter stupid comment.
      • Refridgeron, on 04/03/2008, -0/+0I don't see the correlation between the war in Iraq and a funny video. I also don't see how you can put yourself in a position to make that kind of judgment about everyone here.... Also... Calm down guy.
    • themastersb, on 03/30/2008, -9/+1I'd hit it so hard that whoever pulled me out would become the king of England.
    • converge, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1Kind of a rip-off of a Mr. Show skit.
    • Gloogle, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1I already tapped it ;)
  • MedicalMatt, on 03/29/2008, -51/+2Racist!
    lol
  • azb3, on 03/29/2008, -18/+13i love it
    • thetedster180, on 03/29/2008, -10/+5If you love it so much then why don't you marry it?
  • kalleanka, on 03/29/2008, -36/+8Yeap, once you go black, you never go back.
    • RegalGSX, on 03/29/2008, -6/+67And once you go white, you never go broke.
      • TDR25, on 03/30/2008, -1/+2Someone should probably tell George W. Bush that as it relates to the American economy. Goal!!!!!
    • bightchee, on 03/29/2008, -19/+1Once you go white, you never back... a'ight?
    • CletusJones, on 03/29/2008, -7/+34Once you go Mexican, you gonna wanna have sex again.
      • CletusJones, on 03/29/2008, -2/+9who dugg that down? that ***** is classic!
      • bbardlbradd, on 03/30/2008, -1/+1FACT: Dude, mexicans ***** more than rabbits.
    • deadmann, on 03/30/2008, -1/+3Too bad they usually assume it's by choice.
    • LiLBiGD1Ck, on 03/30/2008, -2/+1once you go black, we dont want you back.
  • cerealjynx, on 03/29/2008, -9/+262NSFW language....normally I don't give a *****, but this kid playing flash games in the business center just looked at me like I killed his Dad, LOL
    • deadbaby, on 03/29/2008, -44/+8simple solution, stop browsing the internet at work
      • DivisibleByZero, on 03/29/2008, -1/+33 usually go for the "wear headphones" option.
      • debuggercll, on 03/29/2008, -1/+38That's a bit drastic.
      • cerealjynx, on 03/29/2008, -1/+65Your solution is far too complex and frankly leaves me flabbergasted.
      • JrGhoull, on 03/30/2008, -3/+15could stop....orrr you could kill the kid. i vote for the second option.
      • tcpip4lyfe, on 03/30/2008, -0/+25I assume he was in a hotel. Most places at work don't have a business center as they themselves are business centers.
    • lukemandese, on 03/30/2008, -0/+2Anthony Anderson.....WE'RE SAAAHRY!
  • SmellyFingers, on 03/29/2008, -24/+0wut is goin on over hur lol
    • TheFiestyFaun, on 03/30/2008, -2/+7Go back to 4chan.
      • GliTCH82, on 03/30/2008, -1/+2I think they moved in without telling us. And they're not even paying their rent, like some ***** roommates.
  • 711Security, on 03/29/2008, -9/+240Dugg for MILF.
  • bightchee, on 03/29/2008, -45/+1Buried for Anthony Anderson not being funny. He gets credit for not being the loud funny negro-man character for a change.
    • DivisibleByZero, on 03/29/2008, -0/+37"not being the loud funny negro-man character for a change"

      Did you watch the same video as me?
    • Ataxia2008, on 03/29/2008, -1/+4Have you not seen "Exit Wounds"? Damn funny *****. Seagal is the Boss.
  • colonelbuckshot, on 03/29/2008, -39/+3Barack Obama Sr had similar experiences with white liberal do-gooders

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama_Sr.
  • DeskFlyer, on 03/29/2008, -2/+30Produced by these guys: http://www.stationb.com/index.html
    • BlaenkDenum, on 03/30/2008, -0/+9Is that the guy from Kangaroo Jack and some other movies? He's pretty cool.

      I mean Anthony Anderson, http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026364/
    • JK1150, on 03/30/2008, -2/+1this video has it's own website and production photos? my cell phone can record longer movies than this, did the website take longer to make than the video?
  • mjpanzer, on 03/29/2008, -35/+146please digg: no more break.com videos. Spend the extra time to find it on youtube, because Break.com laggy and *****.
    • aladrin, on 03/30/2008, -2/+11I normally agree, but... I found this one worth it for a change.
    • Frustian, on 03/30/2008, -1/+7Youtube is even worse video quality, while better in terms of reliability there are still some videos with problems loading.
      • sonicjosh, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1I'd rather watch the [buffering] video in youtube quality [buffering] without it stopping than having [buffering] to wait for it to buffer it 20 times!
    • stuffradio, on 03/30/2008, -1/+15It never lags for me.
    • parkermauney, on 03/30/2008, -0/+8Youtube would delete the evolution of dance if a 6 year old asked them to take it off.
    • GliTCH82, on 03/30/2008, -0/+4***** Youtube.
    • 2ndEdition, on 03/30/2008, -0/+3***** mjpanzer. i'll do what a want!
    • jjsmall, on 03/30/2008, -0/+1Yeah, cause that's just what YouTube needs--more traffic. How much is youtube paying you panzer?
  • schroderr224, on 03/29/2008, -13/+205WTF? Clearly he's not 4. These people got taken. I think this is wrong.
    • wiretapped, on 03/29/2008, -26/+4STFU.
    • sixsidepentagon, on 03/29/2008, -1/+177No, he;s more like 16.
    • DivisibleByZero, on 03/29/2008, -3/+15I buried it as inaccurate.
    • debuggercll, on 03/29/2008, -14/+2Someone should go over and tell them. They need to just wake up. I can't believe this is real. Wait a minute... It's not.
    • tech42er, on 03/29/2008, -41/+2It's not real, you idiot.
      • atezun, on 03/30/2008, -0/+38Whoosh!
      • ShinRaTDR, on 03/30/2008, -2/+17That was more than Whoosh, that was at the very least an Epic Whoosh.
      • GramarNatzi, on 03/30/2008, -2/+15Whatever.. next you'll be saying Santa isn't real and the Moon landings were faked.
      • Matt174e, on 03/30/2008, -2/+1I have a strong feeling that YOU have all been epicly Whoosh'd
    • benjic, on 03/30/2008, -6/+17You've all been heavily trolled.
      • schroderr224, on 03/30/2008, -1/+5I have verbed no one, sir. I'm simply having some fun. *note: i whistled on all my esses.
      • GliTCH82, on 03/30/2008, -0/+1It's not considered trolling if the trollees are dumbasses.
  • YoWaldorf, on 03/29/2008, -4/+30that was ***** awesome
  • wiretapped, on 03/29/2008, -15/+5DUGG: Funny as *****, I actually LOL'd!!!
  • areohbe, on 03/29/2008, -11/+115Break took it from FunnyOrDie... don't support theft!
  • rawnzilla, on 03/29/2008, -18/+28*****, if you saw her sister's ass, you'd want to tap that too.
  • replaysMike, on 03/29/2008, -1/+59Dugg for the hot mom - and funny as hell!
  • over900000, on 03/29/2008, -1/+51MILF and a half.
  • thethink, on 03/29/2008, -4/+78LOL! "I'mma tap that ass when daddy's not here". I loved the look on her face when he dropped his towel. Hilarious.
    • JrGhoull, on 03/30/2008, -0/+34the best part was that she turned away, and then looked back
    • wrillo, on 03/30/2008, -2/+26what, daddy's don't look like this?
    • passedoutghost, on 03/30/2008, -0/+2You knew she wanted some of Matumbo
    • MonkCanatella, on 03/30/2008, -4/+1LOL!!!!!!! You are SO RIGHT!!!
    • stfuwhiteboy, on 03/30/2008, -4/+1Its funny because white boy's willies are so small!
  • Joe_rigby, on 03/29/2008, -3/+3She sounds like Pam from The Office.
  • Nitrodist88, on 03/29/2008, -5/+124http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/36fb7bdd7e

    Go to the correct source instead of ***** break.com
    • xadious, on 03/30/2008, -0/+5Going by the username, it seems like the original author is the one who posted it to break.com
  • RSS14, on 03/29/2008, -2/+54***** YOU DAD
  • Zlorp, on 03/29/2008, -6/+74dugg because mommas got nice tittays
  • mal1964, on 03/29/2008, -18/+3Could the parents be any whiter?
    • Jsmith08, on 03/29/2008, -0/+19They could be albino...
      • mal1964, on 03/30/2008, -14/+2Do you know I'm not talking about color?
        • badjoke, on 03/30/2008, -0/+13But white is a color.
          • mal1964, on 03/30/2008, -10/+1Do you know I'm not talking about color?
          • KINGGS, on 03/30/2008, -1/+11No, you're talking about a stereotype that is very played out.
          • mal1964, on 03/30/2008, -7/+1Whats the stereotype and what group is the target ?
          • badjoke, on 03/30/2008, -0/+5You need to have a sense of humor, mal. :)
          • mal1964, on 03/30/2008, -2/+2If your talking about the video, I thought it was funny as hell!
          • badjoke, on 03/30/2008, -0/+3He (and I) are purposely being difficult. :P
          • mal1964, on 03/30/2008, -2/+1Cool!, No offense but I don't give a rats ass.
          • mal1964, on 03/30/2008, -1/+1And since im getting some ***** everyone gets a updigg from me.
  • stopple, on 03/29/2008, -0/+87props to Anthony Anderson for making people laugh with no financial motivation
    • tehdinosaurs, on 03/30/2008, -3/+4Oddly enough, this is the only time I've laughed at one of his performances.
      Well, except for Barbershop....
    • paiguy, on 03/30/2008, -0/+5What? What about Harold and Kumar?

      "May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this motherf*cker down. Come on, Pookie, let's burn this motherf*cker down! Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie! Let's burn this motherf*cker down! Let's burn it down! Let's burn it!

      So you guys maybe should just suck it up and go to White Castle.
  • whatthefu, on 03/29/2008, -2/+22Dugg for Matumbo Goldberg.
  • spyd3rweb, on 03/29/2008, -7/+75Dugg for pop can smoking device.
  • forsight, on 03/29/2008, -6/+15I loved the part when it showed the dad taking out the trash!
  • barroni, on 03/29/2008, -4/+15Daddy don't look like this ?
  • sadGuru, on 03/29/2008, -58/+6***** man...
  • DonSlice, on 03/30/2008, -4/+5Absolutely hilarious.
  • lundeja, on 03/30/2008, -3/+16dugg for the can pipe - easy and disposable.
    • CapnJef, on 03/30/2008, -1/+2Worst possible piece, however.
      • dasdef, on 03/30/2008, -1/+1No id rather smoke out of a can than an apple.... ***** apples! citrus ftw.
      • StickWST, on 03/30/2008, -0/+1Apples kick ass! Never used citrus though, is the flavor more evident?
        • dasdef, on 03/30/2008, -0/+1lol no no, i didnt mean for you to smoke out of a citrus, that just WOULD NOT WORK. if you absolutely must make a pipe out of a fruit, i suppose an apple is the way to go.
    • 776721, on 03/30/2008, -0/+1easy, disposable, and worse for you than smoking pot
      papers arent that hard to come by people
    • GliTCH82, on 03/30/2008, -0/+3Aluminum oxide FTL.
    • Gerbil_Juice, on 03/30/2008, -0/+1The only time I smoked out of a can was with a girl I was trying to get with. It wasn't worth it.
  • icemanex, on 03/30/2008, -26/+3Buried for wasting several minutes of my life
    • haterofps3, on 03/30/2008, -3/+18Dugg up for wasting several minutes of your life!
    • Chainheart, on 03/30/2008, -1/+10Buried for wasting several milliseconds seconds of my life
    • TheOneTrueGod, on 03/30/2008, -0/+2If you're serious, you got serious problems.
  • hempick, on 03/30/2008, -3/+3Hilarious!
  • plnegative1, on 03/30/2008, -14/+4He's a fat guy, his wiener isn't long
    • wiretapped, on 03/30/2008, -1/+10But it's fat!! Chicks don't care about long dicks, they care about width.
    • TheOneTrueGod, on 03/30/2008, -2/+3He's a black guy, so yours is shorter.
      • plnegative1, on 03/31/2008, -0/+1#1) not everything the tv tells you is true
        #2) who said i was white or black?
  • mistergoodburge, on 03/30/2008, -16/+3Racist comments FTW!!! :(
    • phenolholic, on 03/30/2008, -2/+3none directed to black people except the big penis part
  • Masticity, on 03/30/2008, -10/+4I laughed so hard I cried
  • JrGhoull, on 03/30/2008, -3/+18lol very well done overall, and dugg for the hottest milf i've ever seen.
  • DjViral, on 03/30/2008, -3/+2hahahah dat was hillarious
  • sb66, on 03/30/2008, -3/+36awesome ***** MILF
  • SatansSpatula, on 03/30/2008, -5/+27anal?
  • Jperrott, on 03/30/2008, -2/+1lol great vid.
  • drakke1, on 03/30/2008, -10/+3matumba goldberg. Is he looking forward to his bar mitzvah when he becomes 13? funny, doesn't look jewish !! Quite amusing, and a pleasant slam on the "cool in crowd wannabee mother teresas in training" who are "joining up" for all the wrong reasons.
  • sungoddess808, on 03/30/2008, -3/+2That was hilarious! =)
  • Rwned, on 03/30/2008, -18/+17Some racist ***** against whites, trying to diss the schlong, once again. If this video was dissing black people's brains, it wouldn't get dug.
    • wubblie, on 03/30/2008, -6/+4Yeah, video used a lot of unfunny cliches.
    • TDR25, on 03/30/2008, -4/+2Nothing wrong with Black's/Africans brains to my knowledge. Especially since they're the first people to arrive on Earth, built the first civilizations, the first schools, math, and the first books as well as created most of the arts as you know them. Ever heard of Ancient Egypt? Yep, they were Black, not White Arabs like history would have you believe. So Sorry!
      • jonnasi, on 03/30/2008, -1/+5Arrive on Earth??? r u talkin'bout ET?
        And yea btw you are wrong, it were (not white) Arabs who built all these things.
  • Liv2bWild, on 03/30/2008, -0/+15The Mom used to be on Buffy...many hot babes were on Buffy...J Robin Miller
  • baalzebub, on 03/30/2008, -1/+1ROFLMAO!!! that is good!!!
  • uncouthyouth, on 03/30/2008, -0/+20Well obviously he's not 4, more like 16. But we decided to take him in anyway! XD
  • Hoofenhoffer, on 03/30/2008, -0/+48dugg for "I love my parents, but man are they dumb *****."
  • captspaulding, on 03/30/2008, -0/+1*Yawn*
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