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  • Scottievm, on 08/02/2008, -8/+400You gotta have more than two Decoy Hidden-Porn Folders...
  • RoshanK, on 08/02/2008, -4/+375one of my decoy porn folders is named porn and shortcuts to 'shutdown -s -t 0'.
  • inactive, on 08/02/2008, -7/+333Dugg for Adobe.
  • maxpower2911, on 08/01/2008, -6/+219They should hire this guy.
  • JasonCox, on 08/02/2008, -1/+213Call me a nerd, but when I was young, I hid my porn in System32 and made it look like a DLL. No one ever knew...
  • alahao, on 08/02/2008, -3/+194Is this the new Windows Mojave?
  • P1um, on 08/02/2008, -10/+195Dugg for Bill Nye. SCIENCE RULES
  • humanerror, on 08/02/2008, -3/+186GirlWithNormalBoobs sounds hot
  • chmcarro, on 08/02/2008, -2/+172Lock your damn taskbar.
  • inactive, on 08/02/2008, -0/+158there will be a day when you cannot access the internet...then, you will be sorry
  • scotishstriker, on 08/02/2008, -9/+141the porn folder is on the desktop?
  • Pake, on 08/02/2008, -4/+136The CS and WoW text need to be switched. You're suppose to bitch about the lag in CS and verbally abuse 11yr olds in WoW.
  • RoflcopterFUEL, on 08/02/2008, -4/+116You think reverse psychology is gonna work on me? Think again! DUGG!!! BWAHAHA
  • compgeek, on 08/02/2008, -6/+114lmfao

    this guy has a future in geek comedy
  • qwertyuio, on 08/02/2008, -1/+107That is brilliant.
  • ak4444, on 08/02/2008, -5/+104if by draw mustaches on mspaint you mean draw penis's, then yes.
  • bullsfan03, on 08/02/2008, -1/+86***** Adobe updater
  • Rally603, on 08/02/2008, -0/+83Hope you don't mind if I steal that...
  • spanglegluppet, on 08/02/2008, -2/+76Never gonna digg you down...
  • ryan83189, on 08/02/2008, -0/+69That's how dad did it, back in the days of AOL.
  • Rooster99, on 08/02/2008, -0/+67I have a great time putting these on the computers at work with the shortcut "DO NOT TOUCH", and the msg i display is usually something like "YOU TOUCHED IT, DIDN'T YOU?? So far the results are about 50/50. 1/2 will tell someone that they "broke the computer by touching that thing that said don't touch", the other 1/2 will simply walk away without trying to look suspicious.
  • skunks, on 08/02/2008, -1/+68Foxit.
  • spanglegluppet, on 08/02/2008, -26/+90***** you, two of my friends died hording porn on their computers.
  • Disease, on 08/02/2008, -0/+61No one would ever do that in real life.
  • unknamed, on 08/02/2008, -3/+60throw a -f in there to make it shut down FAST
  • FoxOrian, on 08/02/2008, -3/+58"People that ignore you" 0/48 online.

    I like that little detail.
  • dn11, on 08/02/2008, -5/+58explain to me why people horde porn on their computers? it's so much easier when all you have to do is clear your cache
  • Puttzy, on 08/02/2008, -0/+47click "Start" -> "Run" -> type "shutdown -s -t 0" press enter
  • Awspire, on 08/02/2008, -0/+45Yeah, so true.
  • williamson389, on 08/01/2008, -10/+54lol drunken poems
  • cmgogo, on 08/02/2008, -13/+57"people that ignore you (0/48)"

    haha
  • shady1630, on 08/02/2008, -3/+45woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
  • digitaldivinci, on 08/02/2008, -10/+51I'm just wondering how he got my buddy list.
  • Mandegar0, on 08/02/2008, -0/+38Inertia is a property of matter.
  • Davoidbot, on 08/02/2008, -1/+38I got a better solution. How about we verbally abuse 11 year olds in both games and constantly complain about internet connections no matter what.
  • DarkoKun, on 08/02/2008, -2/+39A lot of the stuff is to precious to let go! Im afraid I will never come across it again. So I save them... And as soon as you know it you have over 500gb of porn and can't bring yourself to delete any of it when you need space on your pc. -_-
  • LoudMusic, on 08/02/2008, -2/+39No no no! You put the decoy hidden porn folders inside of the decoy hidden porn folders. Then inside of one of THOSE you put the real hidden porn folder.
  • booksnmore4you, on 08/02/2008, -5/+39My favorite was the Adobe Reader icon: "Freeze Desktop for Two Minutes".

    http://www.docu-track.com/home/prod_user/PDF-XChan ... should replace it for everyone.
  • kurogawa, on 08/02/2008, -1/+35over nine thousand!
  • ZeMeisterstuck, on 08/02/2008, -0/+34@ ryan83189

    Animated .gifs is where its at. 5 frames a second, son.
  • naughtyboy, on 08/02/2008, -2/+35Hi Son, I knew, and now it's the time to tell you.
  • Bananas21ca, on 08/02/2008, -2/+33Bill!

    Bill!

    Bill!

    Bill!

    Bill!

  • Siraf, on 08/02/2008, -1/+32My ***** internet is so ***** slow on digg!
    *****
  • inactive, on 08/02/2008, -0/+30/f is automatically set when used in conjunction with /t xxx
  • inactive, on 08/02/2008, -3/+32dugg for hidden porn folders.
  • SolidSnak, on 08/02/2008, -2/+29uhhhhggg....rtfm= read the ***** manual..... and what it shortcuts to will automatically shutdown the computer when it is opened
  • hotpuck6, on 08/02/2008, -0/+27You ever have your internet go out?
    i for one have no magazines. nor patience.
  • laronde20, on 08/02/2008, -6/+33GirlwithHUGEboobs FTW
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