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  • pentupentropy, on 05/07/2008, -6/+13homeless james bond is going on vbh too
    • Modulo, on 05/07/2008, -4/+9swiped the idea from Sir Digby Chicken Caesar by Mitchell & Webb, essentially a homeless Holmes and Watson. Maybe if they hadn't been busy coming up with an original concept for this douche nozzle to rip off, they could have come up with a witty title such as homeless james bond, perhaps Holmeless? Ah well.
      • DoctorX, on 05/07/2008, -0/+2Even if it owes a lot to Mitchell & Webb (and it probably does) it's still very funny in it's own right.
      • fubuvsfitch, on 05/07/2008, -1/+1Yeah, except Homeless James Bond came out at nearly the same time as Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.

        And it's not like Sir Digby Chicken Caesar was very original, either.
      • pygmy, on 05/07/2008, -0/+0simpsons did it...
    • Csma, on 05/07/2008, -2/+4Those channel 101 guys are hillarious, this video is a little old, but if you want to see more stuff like this (Yacht Rock, which is even better) then go check out channel101 =D
    • twiztedambience, on 05/07/2008, -7/+3Yea the Viacom VH1 folks are probably having a huge laugh at this one, as if they've ever been poor or on the street. Yes, this was funny, but at the expense of very poor taste and using pure stereotypes. I would not want to see a series made of this. It also makes homelessness seem like something for crazy people when in reality it could be someone who just lost a good paying job due to a recession and can't find a new one because nobody is hiring right now. That's a reality I'm sure a corporate giant like Viacom would love to push under the rug, even though I doubt that was the motive for this video.
      • Modulo, on 05/11/2008, -0/+2calm down.
        • twiztedambience, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1it only adds to the whole idea of homeless people as crazy, which is unfair
    • keatonkeaton998, on 05/07/2008, -4/+1It's funny how the guy who posted this on break.com is going to get paid for how many views it gets even though its from VH1. LOL LAWSUIT.
    • danconia, on 05/07/2008, -0/+3Episode 2!!
      http://acceptable.tv/contest/tv/videos/772-Homeles ...
  • philadelphia, on 05/07/2008, -3/+214I like the self destruct tape.
  • MaxwellMoss, on 05/07/2008, -14/+199My name is pussy...
  • nitesoulja, on 05/07/2008, -3/+223NO!!!! where is his astoncartin!!!!1
  • Enlefo, on 05/07/2008, -3/+35That's hilarious.
    • johnsmith3210, on 05/12/2008, -0/+1Best line "There's a word for what you're doing, it's banking"
  • cybrspin, on 05/07/2008, -3/+34hahahaha, gotta love the implosion. great vid :)
  • orientis, on 05/07/2008, -49/+4Wasn't funny six months ago.
    • LeatherCow, on 05/07/2008, -7/+7I thought it was hilarious 6 months ago. Saw it on a short-lived Vh1 show. *SIGH* That was great TV.
      • LeggoMyEgo, on 05/07/2008, -1/+3Why are you donkeys digging him down? Acceptable TV was awesome.
    • saxreturns, on 05/07/2008, -0/+12That's odd, because it's hilarious now...
    • loneBoat, on 05/07/2008, -0/+2Strange, I just finished reading the Internet for my third time last week, and I don't remember ever seeing it.
    • Canadian0207, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1but it was 5 years ago when it first came out
  • mciampa1214, on 05/07/2008, -2/+99"Martini. In a bag, not stirred."
    • exronin, on 05/07/2008, -1/+240 in a bag*
      • bbardlbradd, on 05/07/2008, -0/+4Though beer is less expensive, not one bum comes into my store to buy it, only a 1/2 pint of vodka, every day.
    • skeletorcares, on 05/07/2008, -0/+5homeless martini recipe: take the sack out of a box of wine and mix with radiator fluid. then shake. can be garnished with crack.
  • shaynemckay, on 05/07/2008, -9/+3Imagine how much he had to drink to get $1000 in cans.
    • Garlik, on 05/07/2008, -6/+1An average of $0.75 per can. That would be 1348 for $1011 worth of cans
      • krische, on 05/07/2008, -0/+9Where do you live that you get back $0.75 a can?! Here in Wisconsin we get like 80 cents a pound.
      • Fozefy, on 05/07/2008, -0/+3They barely cost that much with anything in them!
    • Arcanis, on 05/07/2008, -0/+3It's not worth it, didn't you learn from Kramer?
  • Dylson, on 05/07/2008, -47/+6Really stupid. I want to kill whoever made this.
    • kenyan, on 05/07/2008, -1/+2I believe you might have something to do with it...
  • z3r0c0O1, on 05/07/2008, -5/+56Here come the quotes...

    A weapon with a twist...
    • Gimpishi, on 05/07/2008, -1/+2I seem to remember that quote from somewhere... anyone know where they stole it from?
  • Krovvy, on 05/07/2008, -2/+37That's like $15.00 at max.
    • bxblox, on 05/07/2008, -1/+17Not in MI is isn't..
      • Krovvy, on 05/07/2008, -6/+2I'm from North Carolina, after a good weekend there's a plethora to be had.
        • davidg11, on 05/07/2008, -3/+15North Carolina folk don't use words like "plethora"
          • Phyltre, on 05/07/2008, -5/+2You know North Carolina still has old people who got quite rich from tobacco farming, right? You'd be surprised how well the old Southern genteel culture carried through in some places. People forget we used to be quite the high society. Well, if you ignore the slavery--which pretty few people thought was wrong at the time.
        • jaalin, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1after yesterday i thought the joke would be on indiana
          • Krovvy, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1It's actually funny, as most people I've met from from the northern states are completely moronic. Though keep saying whatever you wish, if it makes you feel more intelligent.
    • forzaruler, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1You would know.
  • Gundabad, on 05/07/2008, -0/+96The original source for this clip was a fantastic sketch comedy show from VH1 called Acceptable.tv, where they would perform 5 skits every week and allow online voters to pick two that would get sequels the following week. The show only lasted one season, but created a lot of classic videos that should be more popular than they are. Check them out here: http://acceptable.tv/
    • mojomogul, on 05/07/2008, -1/+4...and all of the talent from acceptable.tv was originally from channel101.com. Also, there is some Jack Black sprinkled in for good measure.
    • punkcat, on 05/07/2008, -0/+8yeah but who would have thought to ever turn to VH1 to watch a comedy? the show was doomed from the start.

    • davewashere, on 05/07/2008, -0/+14I'm surprised VH1 was able to fit that into their schedule for 1 season considering all of their fine programming, including Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, I Love NY, My Fair Brady, Miss Rap Supreme, I Know My Kid's a Star, Hogan Knows Best, White Rapper, Celebracadabra, and Celebrity Fit Club.
      VH1 is the trailer park of the TV listings, somehow even managing to beat out Country Music Television and Fox News for the title.
      • jjpertusch, on 05/07/2008, -1/+1the best part about all their programming is that the major shift was probably a result of Reggie Fils-Aime, the current Nintendo of america President. He refocused the content to appeal to younger viewers, resulting in a 30% jump in ratings [wikipedia].

        dude pumps up the dying vh1 then helps pump nintendo's name back up in america.
        • BenKenobi88, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1...the hell are you talking about? Reggie from Nintendo did not start the rap crazed reality tv show hysteria.
      • yohnstoppable, on 05/07/2008, -0/+4You forgot I love the 80s/90s, where people who aren't funny, talented, or relevent make jokes about people who were.
        • innocentsinner, on 05/07/2008, -0/+3Whatever do you mean? Mo Rocca and Kathy Griffin are comedy geniuses!
    • johnroth, on 05/07/2008, -0/+4I think Kitten Calendar was a lot better then this.
    • jhnshft, on 05/07/2008, -0/+7wow. that actually sound like a cool concept for a show. too bad I never even heard of it. way to market people
    • SillyDigger, on 05/07/2008, -0/+4Remember when VH1 used to broadcast music videos?
    • itsthebrod, on 05/07/2008, -2/+1I remember when that show was on... Most of it was incredibly unfunny, and this video was definitely the exception.
  • chrisinsocalif, on 05/07/2008, -0/+38Who did the wardrobe? The empty can of beans hat is great!
  • ryanonfire, on 05/07/2008, -14/+3"My name's Pussy..."
  • fluxboxuk, on 05/07/2008, -8/+9As a fellow homeless agent, I must ask where they retrieved this classified mission recording !
  • Kieslar, on 05/07/2008, -0/+149Don't forget about the sequel: http://acceptable.tv/videos/772-Homeless-James-Bon ...
  • thephosphorbox, on 05/07/2008, -1/+14Hysterical and extremely creative. I love how they run and dive to the ground as the cardboard house "self destructs" LOL
  • quomen, on 05/07/2008, -1/+6I don't know how I could say this better but, that was brilliant.
  • talkingwires, on 05/07/2008, -8/+45The original source, Acceptable.tv, as seen on Digg one year and forty-four days ago:
    http://digg.com/comedy/Homeless_James_Bond
  • utharvey, on 05/07/2008, -3/+4hahaaha that is awesome. pussy....

    and Q. genius.
  • xptweakerntn, on 05/07/2008, -10/+3HOMELESS JAMES BOND II
    http://digg.com/comedy/HOMELESS_JAMES_BOND_II
    • Revolution101, on 05/07/2008, -2/+5OH MY GOD CAPS WAS SO NECESSARY!!!!
    • Shawn4168, on 05/07/2008, -1/+2AS WAS A LINK TO ANOTHER DIGG PAGE RATHER THAN A LINK TO A VIDEO!!!
    • Duggan360, on 05/07/2008, -0/+2CAN ANYONE HELP ME MY CAP'S BUTTON IS BROKE ASWELL BUT I DONT WANT TO HOLD DOWN MY SHIFT KEY CAUSE IT TENDS TO SLOW ME DOWN AND GETS REALLY ANNOYING AFTER A WHILE AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET ANNOYED
    • directedition, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1TED TED TED! Do you want a peanut?
  • epilecticgamer, on 05/07/2008, -2/+4well Q. has had a bit of a makeover hasn't he?
  • xTRUMANx, on 05/07/2008, -17/+3THIS IS SPARTA: http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/2969/74331804rh ...
    /lamest attempt at starting new trend
    • NecroDigg, on 05/07/2008, -1/+0PLAY DOTA WITH ME :D
      • xTRUMANx, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1The lag would be insane I would assume for a US-Malaysia connection.
    • Skitals, on 05/07/2008, -2/+5Lamest attempt at making Vista look like OS X.
    • deaconyermouf, on 05/07/2008, -0/+6I don't get it, what are you trying to say?
      • DefaultGen, on 05/07/2008, -0/+6He was the 300th Digg so he should be the next internet celebrity.
    • Duggan360, on 05/07/2008, -0/+2And you fail
    • itsthebrod, on 05/07/2008, -0/+2At least you admit you're the lamest. Saves me a lot of time.
  • StanleyKoolPrik, on 05/07/2008, -1/+24Bum, James Bum.
  • MMaster23, on 05/07/2008, -1/+12that was actually pretty funny .. finally .. took the internets only a billion crappy videos.
    • Hantav1rus, on 05/07/2008, -0/+0how many internets are you surfing?
  • B3N3, on 05/07/2008, -0/+12Next up: Homeless Star Trek - To boldly beg where no man has begged before
    • twiztedambience, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1That would describe star trek fans urging someone else to watch the new movie...

      (prepares for massive digg down)
  • MrFurious2k, on 05/07/2008, -2/+6I had a clean shirt once... then I had kids.
  • Asvetic, on 05/07/2008, -2/+3Is that JD Ryznar of Yacht Rock?
    • JezusGhoti, on 05/07/2008, -0/+2Yes. As mentioned above, Acceptable TV's cast and writers were mostly from Channel 101, which is where Yacht Rock began.
  • imabot, on 05/07/2008, -3/+1Excellent!

    At first I thought it was the same people who made the sweded Star Wars shorts..
  • davideparker, on 05/07/2008, -11/+4How many times is this going to be posted?!?!? Buried, of course.
  • jboettcher, on 05/07/2008, -5/+14Soon...... I WILL BE POOR!!!!!
  • MaddieCakes, on 05/07/2008, -3/+1That. Was. Amazing.
  • Axealot, on 05/07/2008, -1/+3Break isnt working for me

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhrmkJM3MCA
  • MojoFlys, on 05/07/2008, -0/+8Where were you guys when this was on the VH1 show Acceptable TV? Operation Kitten Calendar is a classic and is just as good as Homeless James Bond.. http://www.thehatchreport.com/multimedia/operation ...
    • internetcoward, on 05/07/2008, -0/+2i loved mister sprinkles!
    • Apollyon0810, on 05/07/2008, -0/+2Mr. Sprinkles is freakin hilarious. Way better than Homeless James Bond.
  • donkeySays, on 05/07/2008, -5/+1Hahahaahahahaha!
  • leerayIG88, on 05/07/2008, -2/+2This video just makes me wanna become a homeless guy. Where can I start? I will serve for king and country!
    • twiztedambience, on 05/07/2008, -0/+3you will be homeless if you buy more of Viacom's CDs and products. I kind of found that video ironic since it was produced by a rich corporate business and was making fun of poor people.
  • Shadrach628, on 05/07/2008, -1/+0Figgin Awesome!! I wondered what happen to my clean shirt. At least I know it was used to bring down the local crime boss striving to kick the homeless to the curb and become ruler of the poor.
  • turner050, on 05/07/2008, -1/+32Bond.........Vagabond.
  • FelixdaaHack, on 05/07/2008, -8/+1A Digg story without a single mention of Obama....how refreshing
    • twiztedambience, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1Obama would be all for returning jobs to the economy so these people can get real jobs. :-)
    • Funpolice2050, on 05/07/2008, -1/+2Do you see the irony in what you just did?
  • TROY7, on 05/07/2008, -2/+2Awesome.
  • diablo75, on 05/07/2008, -3/+5"A weapon with a twist!"
  • smilennod, on 05/07/2008, -3/+2Classic. I sometimes wish i was homeless james bond. The car's aren't as nice. BUT OMG THE LADIES
  • WMesser58, on 05/07/2008, -2/+0They did not lose any money on acting either.
  • hkbebe1, on 05/07/2008, -2/+0great haha
  • Apollyon0810, on 05/07/2008, -2/+1Mr. Sprinkles is WAyyyy better than Homeless James bond.

    http://acceptable.tv
  • twiztedambience, on 05/07/2008, -7/+1Yea the Viacom VH1 folks are probably having a huge laugh at this one, as if they've ever been poor or on the street. Yes, this was funny, but at the expense of very poor taste and using pure stereotypes. I would not want to see a series made of this. It also makes homelessness seem like something for crazy people when in reality it could be someone who just lost a good paying job due to a recession and can't find a new one because nobody is hiring right now. That's a reality I'm sure a corporate giant like Viacom would love to push under the rug, though I doubt that was the motive for this video. In other words, to the authors of this video, pick another subject and make videos about that.
  • Snarq, on 05/07/2008, -2/+2"All those cans and bottles... gone." LOL
  • dmjarrington, on 05/07/2008, -0/+2ha, i'm surprised that this isn't completely retarded. well done in fact.
  • kyle2006, on 05/07/2008, -1/+0Dugg for the hot Bond chick
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