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- Utopist, on 06/17/2009, -29/+6012 women at the same time. I don't think his loving wife realized she posted a sign with "awesomeness" written all over it.
- zigardne, on 06/17/2009, -59/+508If she's psycho enough to post a sign like that you'd have cheated on her too.
- paulmoore, on 06/17/2009, -5/+295If she really wanted to be vengeful, she would change "two women" into "two men"
- MrDoug, on 06/18/2009, -18/+294His mom deserves to be sick after naming him Linnie.
- bromac, on 06/18/2009, -13/+276I'm sorry, while scoring with three chicks is commendable, exploiting one so that she can look after your DYING MOTHER so you can have free time to see the others is pretty douchey.
- dunezone, on 06/18/2009, -3/+215***** that post, check out the link on the right of that page.
http://thechive.com/2009/05/the-hottest-sororities ... - eresig, on 06/17/2009, -3/+199Linnie, Luann, and Vivian. With a love triangle like that, you can't lose
- bromac, on 06/18/2009, -13/+175This is far from psycho. Tossing all your stuff onto the street or just stabbing you at the door would be psycho. Actually, this seems quite civil. What did you expect her reaction to be, a steak and a blowjob?
Oh, and not looking after your dying mother deserves more than public shame. That's grade A ***** right there. - emrys7, on 06/17/2009, -22/+165Cheating is so wrong, I just don't get it. Creative revenge, though.
- taylorhayward, on 06/17/2009, -8/+106Dear Vivian, please post pictures. Thanks.
- NathanielJ, on 06/18/2009, -4/+91Some people just shouldn't get married then, perhaps?
- skotski, on 06/18/2009, -13/+81shopped
- CrazySpaniard, on 06/18/2009, -2/+61hopefully he is ***** during his business trip as-well
holding in your ***** can be very painful not to mention bad for your overall health - ghatid, on 06/18/2009, -0/+56Even worse...
- disrupter, on 06/18/2009, -29/+85Some people just don't want to get stuck with a disease called onegina for the rest of their lives.
- StickWST, on 06/18/2009, -2/+57Regardless of how much you want new pussy, it's still extremely deceitful and mean to cheat on someone. Especially a spouse.
Just don't ***** get married if you care so much. - rob132, on 06/18/2009, -6/+59Forget the sign
Here's Megan fox dressed in a slutty superman costume with nips.
http://thechive.com/2009/02/entire-whale-populatio ... - BrogMaN, on 06/18/2009, -1/+52Or how about the link at the bottom of the page that involves a certain female star of a movie that involved giant sentient robots?
(NSFW)
http://thechive.com/2009/02/entire-whale-populatio ... - merm, on 06/18/2009, -3/+49These comments are ***** up.
- melonade, on 06/18/2009, -1/+40This is fake.
- NathanielJ, on 06/18/2009, -9/+48Posting a sign after finding out that your husband cheated on you qualifies as "psycho" now?
- mikeliketrike, on 06/17/2009, -4/+43The sign was sponsored by Herpex.
- bicyclethief, on 06/18/2009, -7/+41multi-tasking douches are the best
- loginfliggle, on 08/09/2009, -0/+33Wouldn't it be a love rectangle?
- jeremymccurdy, on 06/18/2009, -4/+36How is that psycho? It's revenge on a douchebag.
- 1longtime, on 06/18/2009, -1/+32Real men don't have to lie to get laid.
- paintmeprettyx, on 06/18/2009, -1/+31That's what I thought too. The lettering on the description of the sign seems off.
- mGARANDEUR1, on 06/18/2009, -1/+30What makes you a man is your integrity, not how many women you have sex with.
- inactive, on 06/18/2009, -6/+35Get married the right way. I promised my wife my heart. My body is still mine. After all, its a dumb animal, I'd be stupid to make promises about it.
Edit: (I mean my body is a stupid animal. My wife is no Einstein but... Okay, my wife is stupid too, but really really loveable) - CrazySpaniard, on 06/18/2009, -8/+36niccccccccccccccccccce
- Jinkley, on 06/18/2009, -2/+29I can tell by the pixels
- bromac, on 06/18/2009, -12/+39Sorry for being old fashioned in my belief that you should care for your mother, and not use her as a distraction in your erotic escapades. And you shouldn't take for granted the time and dedication someone else showed your mother, that this man couldn't show, by sleeping around behind their back.
If you want to sleep with other women, you show the first one to the door and look after your own. You don't get to do both without being a selfish disrespectful *****. - inactive, on 06/18/2009, -0/+26He is a god if he is piping it while named Linnie. The man's a hero!
"My name is Linnie, Linnie Johnson"
"Hmm, I think ill drop my panties anyway"
Damn those are some skills! - bromac, on 06/18/2009, -0/+25I'm a chick because I would look after my own dying mother?
Stay classy, Digg. Tell your mom I said hi the next time she wanders down into the basement...err...command center. Apparently I would look after her better than you would. - zenatek, on 06/18/2009, -0/+23there is a little more than nips in that pic.
- NathanielJ, on 06/18/2009, -0/+23The fact that the person does it behind their back shows that there is something wrong with it. If you feel that you should be allowed to sleep with other women and you feel that jealousy should not be a factor, then discuss it with your wife and propose an open relationship. If she's OK with it, then go nuts. If she's not OK with it, then maybe you should have discussed it with her/thought about it *before* you married her.
- davidg11, on 06/18/2009, -19/+41Get married for 7 years.
Then you'll get it. - S2N336, on 06/18/2009, -0/+22fake, yet i saved the pic regardless
- jimmiem, on 06/18/2009, -0/+20This really, really looks fake, but it's not funny enough to go through the trouble of faking.
- asgardshill, on 06/18/2009, -0/+19I fapped to the Tesla Coil link.
http://thechive.com/2009/04/add-a-tesla-high-volta ... - inactive, on 06/18/2009, -0/+19So long dental plan!
- cambob76, on 06/18/2009, -0/+18Lisa needs braces!
- emailowndme, on 06/17/2009, -8/+26At the same time?
Because, *****, that's some pro advertising right there if so. He's gonna get more ass than a toilet seat outta that arrangement. - kefkaantakrist, on 06/18/2009, -2/+20A Senator is a Congressman. I think the word you were looking for is Representative.
- brucealmighty, on 06/18/2009, -2/+19Gotta be a Senator....Congressmen can only handle one extra bimbo at a time.......
- TheAeneid, on 06/18/2009, -2/+19Arguably, one of the poorest Photoshop jobs on digg in a long time.
- mGARANDEUR1, on 06/18/2009, -1/+17Both of the names are two syllables. How is Linnie short for Linden?
- Catsmacking, on 06/18/2009, -0/+16Actually, you do see monogamy in the animal kingdom. You can even see an example of sexual parasites where the man becomes infused with the woman who can have several partners.
It is really annoying when people try to act as if the entire animal kingdom fits under one model to justify their beliefs on the matter. Situations that animals are in are wide ranging and that means (yes-shocker) that mating approaches differ as well.
Conclusion: Do what you want sexually. Try not to lie and be a douche to do it. And stop dumbing down the complexity of nature because you had a crash course in evolution once. - SammyJr, on 06/18/2009, -0/+15@SalmonGod, I'm happy to help and encourage my wife in her interests, but somehow, encouraging her to ***** other dudes doesn't seem right.
- franklymister, on 06/18/2009, -5/+20If you're going to make a second-rate humor site on the web, why would you be so blatant in your ripoff as to call it "The Chive?" Are they hoping people will confuse them with The Onion?
Sites like these are the web equivalent of emails from your grandma with FW: FW: FW: FW: in the subject line. -
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