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  • amabaie, on 04/25/2009, -4/+826Tough break...Google usually gets its way.
  • NinjaGod, on 04/26/2009, -5/+682Maybe you should quit looking up things about suicide.
  • room23, on 04/25/2009, -5/+578So what if he's not using Chrome. Google needs to chill.
  • DocHoliday22, on 04/25/2009, -4/+361Google knows what's best....
  • SmooveO, on 04/26/2009, -2/+339they don't just want you to commit suicide, it looks like they want to suggest an alternate method than what you've planned.. apparently, you can't do that right either.
  • GregFD3S, on 04/26/2009, -3/+293Look what it said when I went there:
    http://gregsabia.com/images/ext/google3.jpg
  • DoctorFaust, on 04/26/2009, -4/+209This person was more likely looking up phrases like "alt porn" and "suicide girls."
  • bhavinp, on 04/25/2009, -5/+196and instead you clicked misc.invent.stocks?
  • unconfirmed, on 04/26/2009, -0/+183The suicide was suggested AFTER he clicked to 'invest' in stocks.
  • smacksaw, on 04/26/2009, -2/+138Things that would drive one to suicide, according to Google:
    Medical science
    Medical science - Dentistry
    Low-carb eating
    Marriage
    Accounting
    Investing in stocks

    That could be a pretty bleak combination.
  • googooly, on 04/26/2009, -6/+100When Google tells you to suicide you will OBEY
  • DestroyedAUS, on 04/26/2009, -1/+79Does your partner use your computer?
  • theysayjump, on 04/26/2009, -0/+64That was so that it looked like he wasn't really looking for alternative ways to kill himself.
  • Mystlyfe, on 04/26/2009, -2/+58Google hasn't led you wrong yet. I'd trust it.
  • Kakumeikeahi, on 04/26/2009, -2/+51Close enough to 4chan, if digg likes it or not.
  • anshuman, on 04/26/2009, -0/+49I dont think Google got it wrong.

    If you are "Misc.Investment Stock" broker, seeking "support for marraige" and want to get help on "Low-carb-diet" and suggestion on "Dentist" .... google probably suggest you may not really succeed and hence.....
  • falafelkiosken, on 04/26/2009, -2/+49Google™ Emo
  • Diosjenin, on 04/26/2009, -0/+46You looked into misc.invest.stocks - why *wouldn't* Google think you have a death wish?
  • elperegrino, on 04/26/2009, -0/+46nice arrow!
  • inactive, on 04/26/2009, -2/+47Its not that, its that his username was Cr33d_f/\N
  • SamSlater, on 04/26/2009, -4/+41Google life insurance has just been rolled out in google labs too. You're doomed.
  • kidcodea, on 04/26/2009, -5/+41God wants you to shut the ***** up and stop posting crap.
  • ryanonfire, on 04/26/2009, -0/+30It won't give me any suggestions!
  • Phil13, on 04/26/2009, -0/+29You forgot the Beta tag.
  • eagles7977, on 04/25/2009, -9/+37google runs the world
  • Vindexus, on 04/26/2009, -1/+27IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU LIKE FISHTICKS DONT ANSWER THEM.
  • tyiscool06, on 04/26/2009, -1/+24it says invest not invent.
  • Frozo, on 04/26/2009, -0/+22What state? Or country?
  • Rodik, on 04/26/2009, -0/+22In Google we trust
  • Rocco03, on 04/26/2009, -1/+23I see GLaDOS is doing fine.
  • OnePurpose, on 04/26/2009, -1/+23I'm willing to bet whatever it is, it will be in all caps.
  • danwallace, on 04/26/2009, -1/+22Don't kid yourself, it's just a web browser.
  • MtheoryX, on 04/26/2009, -3/+23It's testing a new app... An Hero (beta)

    He should feel lucky he was selected for the test group.
  • Hurricane, on 04/26/2009, -0/+20Mine are "Minds Eye" , "sports" and "support divorce".

    Funny, I don't like many sports and my marriage is happy.
  • dlan4327, on 04/26/2009, -4/+23Isn't alt.suicide.methods that infamous forum that used to detail really explicit ways to off yourself?

    It's fame precedes it. Probably why it shows up there.
  • MakanGuru, on 04/26/2009, -0/+18The Cylon god compels you .......
  • Hurricane, on 04/26/2009, -1/+17Thats because Google has decided that you do not exist, now disappear.
  • gmw666, on 04/26/2009, -1/+16@DestroyedAUS I dugg you down just to digg you up twice
  • PawFox, on 04/26/2009, -0/+15People
    Alcoholics Anonym...
    alt.support.divorce

    I didn't even know I was married...
  • RevLoki, on 04/26/2009, -2/+17Google's not the only one, buddy.
  • Frozo, on 04/26/2009, -0/+14According to the name, it looks like you could be onto something!
  • EFur, on 04/26/2009, -2/+15don't be a pussy
  • GaltShrugged, on 04/26/2009, -0/+13Google probably looked at your search terms and came up with the most likely scenario. When you search things like "where is ricky martin?", "good blink 182 music" and "hot goth clothes", the most logical thing to suggest to you is suicide.
  • oda1, on 04/26/2009, -2/+14may I have your stereo?
  • Spamiclese, on 04/26/2009, -0/+12Is it me or would the alt.suicide group be relatively small since there won't be a lot of repeat members?
  • kofikingston, on 04/26/2009, -1/+13that's because you're a power user
  • dbossnirvana, on 04/26/2009, -1/+12Or stuff like "WoW Maps" and "I'm a virgin, help".
  • Hurricane, on 04/26/2009, -0/+11Scary, go get checked out.
  • Johnnyjm, on 04/26/2009, -4/+15In that case, suicide is the best thing for him.
  • GraemeStanding, on 04/26/2009, -0/+10Don't kill yourself, it's just the internet.
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