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- scoottie, on 12/08/2008, -20/+1109not believable.
the girl was so embarrassed that she found a camera to take a picture of the chat with her dad. come one if you are going to fake something think it through. - ZenFu, on 12/08/2008, -10/+1070I'm calling BS on this.
If the screenshot is to be believed, she's not only texted her dad about her first time, but she's then gone on to post a screenshot from her OWN phone showing her name and indiscretion to the internet.
After all, how hard could it be to find a girl by the name of elizabeth on a delta airlines flight leaving at 07:10 on december 4th?
/EDIT: Because it's 4am and i'm bored, the flight (as far as i can tell) was Delta 923. Atlanta to New York. - TheMachine1, on 12/08/2008, -8/+791"Wish u were here!"
She wants a 3 way now? - 666llc, on 12/08/2008, -14/+599the flight of shame...
- BryanTravers, on 12/08/2008, -5/+519Dugg for a little research.
- JoeF8577, on 12/08/2008, -6/+436creepy research
- inactive, on 12/08/2008, -9/+312Dad accidentally messages son about dark family secret: http://vaderblogspam.blogspot.com/2008/12/one-grea ...
courtesty of Reddit. I just saved you guys the trouble of seeing this way later when it'll be frontpaged here anyways. - j1ggy, on 12/08/2008, -4/+296Fake. It was too grammatically perfect, if you ignore the teenager-speak in the first message. The picture was also taken only 11 minutes after she sent the message to her dad; in that time he booked her an early flight home and sent her an SMS with the info? I don't think so.
- scoottie, on 12/08/2008, -7/+214why would you be with your sister when she lost here virginity?
- Naryuu, on 12/08/2008, -5/+187probably faked, but would be hilarious if it had happened
- JerodSlay, on 12/08/2008, -11/+173It's The Onion
- cvrti5, on 12/08/2008, -3/+141There are no beaches in Atlanta.
- SilverBack101, on 12/08/2008, -6/+130Yeah...bored. Stalker warning.
- ChronicColonic, on 12/08/2008, -18/+140It was her first time with someone other than her dad...Dad is jealous.
- schrankage, on 12/08/2008, -1/+122lizzy you got some 'splainin' to do
- billbuckner, on 12/08/2008, -2/+118Dugg for low iPhone battery.
- aforce369, on 12/08/2008, -5/+120Preemptive mirroring.
The Girl's picture:
http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/liz ...
Picture after she sent the text:
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/6858/lizzyfrisi ...
Mirror of text:
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9726/lizzyfrisi ... - georgemason01, on 12/08/2008, -0/+109It's from The Chive. Same concept, but unafilliated with The Onion, and not as funny. From their site:
"TheChive.com is in no way affiliated with theonion.com" - UncleCrapper, on 12/08/2008, -4/+104Oh my god, ONION PEOPLE. Are onion people dangerous? Do they smell like onions? I hope not because I hate onions, especially in my hamburgers. They're OK cooked and all, like in onion rings.
- inactive, on 12/08/2008, -5/+100Also, when I read it, it seems she's just saying she went to the beach for the first time during her class trip and had a good time. I see nothing sexual about it. This is stupid.
- nyrol2, on 12/08/2008, -4/+87If that was any one of our daughters...our first response would be "pics or it didn't happen".
- luftrofl, on 12/08/2008, -4/+85Who the hell would text "OMG! Just had 1st time on beach!..." to anybody?
- inactive, on 12/08/2008, -1/+82FROOOOOOSSSTED FLAAAAAAAKEEES!
they're not bad. - inactive, on 12/08/2008, -16/+95I still don't understand why people digg fake and stupid things. I mean, really?
- CDollars, on 12/08/2008, -4/+82Who uses "Gr8" anymore?
- Natron9, on 12/08/2008, -2/+77I didn't know of beaches in atlanta...
- Cglass, on 12/08/2008, -0/+68I would. =(
I just want to have sex already.
Digg is like a giant internet-based condom. - dannyboy3020, on 12/08/2008, -8/+75Thechive.com is the Onion.
- alkajazz, on 12/08/2008, -7/+72ITS THE ***** ONION PEOPLE
- god720, on 12/08/2008, -6/+68.......or her friend thought it was so epic that she took a picture with her phone.......
- feliks2, on 12/08/2008, -1/+63my friends played a joke on me
the end - cobophers, on 12/08/2008, -4/+62I read your post.....then i jizzed in my pants.
- jivemasta, on 12/08/2008, -0/+55Live somewhere like kansas your entire life and then say that, himcliff.
- killerknives, on 12/08/2008, -5/+58it says the chive at the bottom. It's supposed to be obvious it's fake you idiots.
- ZenFu, on 12/08/2008, -1/+53You wouldn't happen to be THIS guy would you?
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//Slashies!
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........................................_..........._,-%.......` - Tiak, on 12/08/2008, -0/+47As clearly sexual as it as, the "wish you were here" bit was interesting...
- Jerode, on 12/08/2008, -0/+47http://thechive.com/2008/12/one-great-reason-not-t ...
- ZenFu, on 12/08/2008, -3/+50@Scoottie
Maybe DiggFellow's a hot chick and has a twin sister.
Ergo...threesome for some lucky guy!
/It's doubtful but hey, i'd like to see YOU come up with something better. - onionoino, on 12/08/2008, -0/+46no its the chive, similar flavor to onions but it is a herb.
- dawnraid101, on 12/08/2008, -8/+54Fake. I can tell from the whiff of the *****.
- ncapone, on 12/08/2008, -7/+51iPhownage
- rolf, on 12/08/2008, -2/+45Apparently they'll ***** your teenage daughter and make her text you about it...
- Bught, on 12/08/2008, -1/+44Hello, welcome to the internet. It appears you are new here.
We will make fun of you any chance we get, and judgmental laughter is one of our specialties. - cphoover, on 12/08/2008, -2/+45its clearly sexual... but she could play it off easily
- oriqin, on 12/08/2008, -9/+50i want to get laid.
- DiggFellow, on 12/08/2008, -17/+57If this happened to my sister, I'd totally take the screenshot and post it myself.
- cizzlebolicious, on 12/08/2008, -2/+42Because they are so ugly?
- digitronix, on 12/08/2008, -4/+43I don't get it. What's so wrong about going to the beach?
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