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Funniest Valedictorian Speech Ever watch!

view.break.com — I think this guy offended pretty much everyone in there and still got a standing O. I'm sure he was nominated.

Who dugg this? Made popular Apr 29, 2008

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  • synystar, on 04/29/2008, -6/+439Parker Lang is one helluva a good sport. =)
  • jessestorm, on 04/29/2008, -5/+395I thought Valedictorian meant highest marks?
  • Prototek, on 04/29/2008, -27/+391Anyone else detecting a huge Dane Cook influence? His deliver, observations, and timing seem similar in style.
  • Goodanswer, on 04/29/2008, -4/+345Amusing that the camera man turned to see the "Nice Rack" that wasn't there .
  • JlmAWP, on 04/29/2008, -3/+333His head is on hair.
  • FeloniusMonkey, on 04/29/2008, -3/+238RUF-I-O! RUF-I-O! RUF-I-O!
    (c'mon, you've seen Hook)
  • louiebaur, on 04/29/2008, -19/+225Thats pretty funny and he has quite the hair do
  • fishgeekva, on 04/29/2008, -5/+190ahhh Canada.
  • quantumdoor, on 04/29/2008, -1/+178Accidentally replied below...
    From http://www.emcs.sd62.bc.ca/?page=staff/tenhove
    "This is her first year at EMCS. In previous years she taught at Belmont and Spencer. "
    From http://belmont.sd62.bc.ca/
    " APRIL REMINDERS Tuesday 22 - Valedictorian Speeches during Block 3"
    Plus, Belmont's mascot is a bulldog.
  • AulĂ«, on 04/29/2008, -0/+163The legend of her rack has now hit the internet, its time for confirmation
  • hazard99, on 04/29/2008, -4/+162What's up with the DBZ hair style...
  • proseandpromise, on 04/29/2008, -27/+177Yeah. Just as funny as Dane Cook. Makes me want to jump out of a window.
  • killbert24, on 04/29/2008, -15/+153Genius. Cerebral cortex. Insults of human culture. Jews are funny!
  • CCunitz, on 04/29/2008, -2/+126his competitor's comments were pretty funny too.
    a nice retort after a scathing attack on his urination habits.
  • ADA531, on 04/29/2008, -0/+123Seriously. She does have a nice rack.
  • wutimatang, on 04/29/2008, -4/+123The whole washing the vomit stained clothes bit immediately made me think of Dane Cook, that was definitely the weakest part of the whole speech.
  • inactive, on 04/29/2008, -15/+127Dude got pussy that day.
  • Mswldflwr, on 04/29/2008, -12/+124Very impressive and funny. I'd vote for him.
  • quantumdoor, on 04/29/2008, -2/+112From http://www.emcs.sd62.bc.ca/?page=staff/tenhove
    "This is her first year at EMCS. In previous years she taught at Belmont and Spencer. "
    From http://belmont.sd62.bc.ca/
    " APRIL REMINDERS Tuesday 22 - Valedictorian Speeches during Block 3"
    hrm...
  • EllimistX, on 04/29/2008, -1/+110People like you are the reason I have such great faith in the internet....
  • killbert24, on 04/29/2008, -4/+97I don't think it is the humor that is what is amazing, it is more the fact that he had the balls to say that stuff in front of the principal, students, teachers, etc. Could you do that?
  • nonstop87, on 04/29/2008, -4/+93It's obviously because his power level is over 9000!!!!
  • acroyear2, on 04/29/2008, -0/+87Hopefully from the teacher with a nice rack.
  • andrew97068, on 04/29/2008, -5/+87The hair alone is worth a digg.
  • inactive, on 04/29/2008, -2/+80I'm pretty sure that was on purpose, but mmmmkay. hahaa
  • igraham09, on 04/29/2008, -8/+83Yeah, I got that vibe too... Except this guy is funny.
  • BetterThanYou, on 04/29/2008, -13/+84How aboot them Canadians eh? :)
  • rebotfc, on 04/29/2008, -9/+80Dude's got a future!
  • daEvan, on 04/29/2008, -0/+56Wow, I didn't really think we would actually get a pic. You win the internetz for the day.
  • Roger, on 04/29/2008, -14/+70I'd still vote for Pedro.
  • matt11885, on 04/29/2008, -3/+58Thats how it was at my high school. We never had a speech for it.
  • newsfully, on 04/29/2008, -8/+63*About
  • feshmania, on 04/29/2008, -1/+55yeah, here i thought Goku was Japanese...Canada is everywhere.
  • lpxxfaintxx2, on 04/29/2008, -1/+50Maybe it's something Canadian.
  • feshmania, on 04/29/2008, -0/+48Yeah, with hair like that one day he'll build a time machine out of a Delorean and go Back to the Future.
  • BestJaxx, on 04/29/2008, -5/+51Helluva a...?
  • macguy815, on 04/29/2008, -0/+45Valedictorian is latin for goodbye speaker, and salutatorian latin for greeting speaker (a salute is a greeting). In canada, I suppose they actually use the term with its proper meaning. In the US, we decided it was most fair to have the speaker be appointed by GPA or something. That's how the meaning of the word changed.
  • Soave, on 04/29/2008, -1/+44Camera guy can't go 5 seconds without adjusting himself or zooming in or out.
  • EnSvensk, on 04/29/2008, -1/+43Yes.
  • inactive, on 04/29/2008, -2/+43LOL......I noticed the same thing. He must have been in her class, but failed due to looking at her "assets" and nothing else.
  • allengeer, on 04/29/2008, -7/+47that's retarded... valedictorian is for the one with the highest grades. wtf with electing a valedictorian.
  • Neoanarchist, on 04/29/2008, -5/+42THAT IS AWESOME! One of the single greatest comments ever. Thank you good sir.
  • dojonz, on 04/29/2008, -0/+37Pedro lacks political experience.
  • riskybeats, on 04/29/2008, -0/+37Not at my school, based purely on marks. And how far you could toss the school beaver.
  • w00kiekrisp, on 04/29/2008, -0/+33What! 9000?
  • megaton, on 04/29/2008, -1/+34I usually stop at, "RUF-I"...

    (And she stops at "ooooooh")
  • ncapone, on 04/29/2008, -14/+45Hey, it's Dane Cook Jr.!
  • darkhero, on 04/29/2008, -3/+34Only in Canada.
  • ADA531, on 04/29/2008, -0/+31Impressive. Most impressive.
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