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  • anderzole, on 05/28/2008, -14/+6ALOHA
    • newstart, on 05/29/2008, -5/+2Reminds me of the Aloha protocol... hmmm,,,,,,,,, ok that does it, im going to sleep
    • GliTCH82, on 05/29/2008, -6/+3So check it,

      Workin' 9 to 5 at the UPS
      Men in brown. No vests, jumpsuits are the best cuz.
      I don't gotta wear one.
      I'm in an office, diggin while you scan that package son

      I'm a real Digg gangsta
      Assistant manager baby
      NSFW for me means it's quite okay

      I don't Digg dupes.
      And that Mr. BabyMan's a real fruit..

      Yeah. G to the L.. 82. Keepin' it real.
      With love to all my diggas out there
      • chrisj33, on 05/29/2008, -0/+2Wasn't going to touch it, then dugg for "diggas"
  • blackbelt88, on 05/28/2008, -9/+50Who the ***** is Scotty?
  • Maver1c, on 05/28/2008, -12/+15some nice editing, pretty funny too
  • exaltavista, on 05/28/2008, -13/+4lol @ myspace slams +1
  • UltramegaOK, on 05/29/2008, -32/+136I'm not gonna lie. That ***** was mediocre at best.
    • CactusAus, on 05/29/2008, -6/+12I didn't even make it half way it was so terrible.
    • Iamironman, on 05/29/2008, -4/+28hmmm yet you still digg it up so people can see your witty comment.
      p.s. this is the problem with all the lame digg stories getting to the front page.
    • Myonosken, on 05/29/2008, -7/+1Well mediocre beats anything from Cracked or Double Viking I guess.
  • Melodik, on 05/29/2008, -11/+6Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
  • zdiddy85, on 05/29/2008, -3/+83Totally agree with the "kissy face" thing. I swear, every ***** photo...
  • johnmcd, on 05/29/2008, -6/+34My favorite part was when he got friended by Obama and ditched the girl.
  • uilhao, on 05/29/2008, -4/+18Dugg for the all nice piece of ass shown, other than that... meh....
  • thzae636, on 05/29/2008, -5/+118Promotes facebook - check
    Puts down myspace - check
    References Obama - check

    Yeah, digg is going to love this.
    • hypodan, on 05/29/2008, -2/+3I had to digg it by the third reference, I couldn't control my clicking finger.
    • BlaenkDenum, on 05/29/2008, -2/+6Has hot girls - check
    • wirah, on 05/29/2008, -9/+4People still like Facebook?

      Are you serious?

      Its *****
      • Myonosken, on 05/29/2008, -0/+3We have friends. It soon gets boring staring at your own profile.
    • AudioPhil3, on 05/29/2008, -1/+7*Quotes from the Video for Digg whoring*
      • Exbzurq, on 05/29/2008, -1/+5*attempts to reference video, but fails at rick rolling instead*
    • afractus, on 05/30/2008, -2/+3whatever, no ron paul, no apple, no digg
  • Magic0, on 05/29/2008, -8/+3HAHAH.. see right there I ended with an H, you know what that means.
  • Gregsaw, on 05/29/2008, -2/+12meh...
  • Nero9171, on 05/29/2008, -8/+9What did I just watch?

    I could barely follow what was going on.
  • Hitpoint, on 05/29/2008, -9/+33The lyrics were actually really clever.
    Well done College Humor...again
  • Providence, on 05/29/2008, -9/+14Wow, horrible. You can tell most of these comments are spam.
    • tedhead2k, on 05/30/2008, -0/+1Because people actually had positive things to say about this video, you assume it's spam? Ever think maybe people just have a different opinion than you?
  • trumpcard, on 05/29/2008, -5/+7OT:I always laugh at the self proclaimed internet thugs and their threats.
  • brianoh, on 05/29/2008, -8/+3am i the only one who looked up mary miller right after the video?
  • Azbet, on 05/29/2008, -6/+1heh
  • RSS14, on 05/29/2008, -3/+28That got boring after the first 2 minutes . . .
  • rhapsody1447, on 05/29/2008, -7/+0she's hot
  • djrbx, on 05/29/2008, -8/+7http://www.fbgangsta.com/
    • MyDiggIsBig, on 05/29/2008, -7/+4FB stands for fag boning right?
    • knoxchris, on 05/29/2008, -4/+0Where you get them whores?
    • SSUK, on 05/29/2008, -0/+4Thanks for that, not that it wasn't at the end of the video at all.
  • grodrigu, on 05/29/2008, -5/+23This is horrible
  • Kdurrty, on 05/29/2008, -10/+16How did this get to the front page?
    • GliTCH82, on 05/29/2008, -6/+1How did you get on the comments page?
    • alienunknown, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1Not from people digging it that have actually watched the video. What is this crap?
  • mnsisgreen, on 05/29/2008, -6/+1The guy with the beard scares me!
  • super8mtb, on 05/29/2008, -7/+4Talking on a iPod Touch? Upside down?
  • TheLastFreeMan, on 05/29/2008, -10/+19Too long
    Not even remotely funny
    Annoying
    Buried
  • djrbx, on 05/29/2008, -11/+3Work from 9 to 5 on a typical day
    From 5 to 9 is when I start to play
    Without hesitation, head to my station
    Pull up my homepage, give into temptation
    Crap loada invitations

    BLAM

    There’s a poop loada notifications
    I got females across 50 states
    Who I monitor frequently by their status updates

    Rachel was R-O-T-F-L today-day
    Ally loves when Oprah uses the word “Vajayjay”
    Lindsay is like so hung-over, OBVI
    Terry is going to the party with Scotty
    Whooo da ***** is Scotty?
    Bree got all the b-day messages, thanks a million
    Krissy ready to party after her Brazilian
    Where the ***** is Krissy

    [CHORUS]
    Oooooooohhhh! a real gang-sta
    You betta play by his rules
    Oooooooohhhh! a real gang-sta
    Or go back to MySpace, fools
    The Facebook Gansta

    Since we went all night all night
    I bounce to satisfy my appetite
    “Can I get a Ham on Rye, B?” – FBG
    “Just requested you as a friend, why’d you deny me?” – Deli Man
    “Yo, why you keep Frontin’ homie?” – FBG
    “I know, I know, girls only.” – Deli Man
    “Yo, why you keep cramping my gangsta style?” – FBG
    “Can you at least give me access to your limited profile?” – Deli Man

    Apparently, I picked the right direction
    Spot a bitty with a natural tan complexion
    There it is, that familiar look
    Girl: “Um, do I know you?”
    Recognize me from Facebook?
    Girl: “Oh my God. It’s you! What ya doing later?”
    Now I had to play it cool, if I was gon-na date her
    Baby, it’s pretty much guaranteed
    That I’m featured all over your daily newsfeed

    Girl: “So, is there is something you can suggest…?”
    Don’t trip. When you get home, expect a friend request
    Then if you for real – if you ain’t phony
    I’ll add you to my next event list – invite only
    Girl: “OMG! You rock! Can I take some quick photos?”
    Gotta act quick, best gangsta pose.
    It’s reality, dawg
    Someone could tag me in those.
    Touch me

    Time for my new motivator
    Quick search and then I locate her
    You wonder how I already lurk
    Simple Son – We share the same net-work
    I wonder if she may be a nympho
    I go straight to her personal info
    Why don’t you give her some real graffiti?

    DRUMS

    She loves day drinking and a dance party
    Drinking diet cola - on the rocks - with Bacardi
    She loves group seshies
    Hanging with her besties
    She loves shopping
    Ryan Gosling?
    Oh wait, it gets twice as *****
    Two more quotes from Sex and the City
    She loves flirting, traveling, and laughing
    Yes, I’m rapping factually – her fav-rite movies
    Mean Girls, The Notebook, and Love Actually
    She likes cold rainy days and warm summer nights
    And being really warm on really cold nights – What!?!

    [CHORUS]

    Baby girl, I dig your flavor
    Overall, you got good Facebook Behavior
    But baby, let me plead my case – to please erase
    Every picture of ya with the fu-cking “kissy face”
    SPOKEN: “But you will get a piece of the Facebook Gangsta”
    Our persona’s burning up like a sauna
    YELLED: “Yo, hold up. Stop the beat a minute!”
    I just confirmed friendship with O-bama – Ah, Yeah!

    [CHORUS]
    • rushco, on 05/29/2008, -3/+4Bury this comment. No one should be allowed to even hear this crappy video to begin with let alone read the lyrics.
  • Whiteknight117, on 05/29/2008, -8/+2reminded me of Lazy Sunday
  • gamben0, on 05/29/2008, -8/+21I feel dumber having watched that.
  • gamben0, on 05/29/2008, -12/+15I feel dumber having watched that.
    • Hoopstermv91, on 12/02/2008, -0/+5I feel dumber having read the same comment twice.
  • Premier, on 05/29/2008, -8/+3I actually like it, the execution isn't perfect, but you can see the effort put into it
  • teh_spazz, on 05/29/2008, -4/+5First few seconds were good...then it tanked.
  • chkdg8, on 05/29/2008, -4/+6Forget mediocre. I just wasted 3 minutes and 55 seconds of my life that I knew it could've gone towards some precious diggs.
  • wirah, on 05/29/2008, -12/+4Buried for fagottry.
    Anything regarding Failbook = instant *****.
  • alienunknown, on 05/29/2008, -6/+6That was *****.
  • bhod, on 05/29/2008, -7/+2Dugg up for Obama.
    GOBAMA
  • musicfreak87, on 05/29/2008, -3/+5WTF this was on Vimeo before collegehumor.

    http://www.vimeo.com/1034172
  • ynmariann55, on 05/29/2008, -4/+0
  • alvination, on 05/29/2008, -1/+1I get it!
  • zionifl, on 05/29/2008, -6/+3***** that was gay.
  • VinnieDaMac, on 05/29/2008, -1/+8Not bad, pretty catchy tune.
  • kingo123, on 05/29/2008, -0/+3Made me laugh for a bit. Some people just have too much time on their hands. Cool idea anyway.
  • kingo123, on 05/29/2008, -1/+4Full Video direct from source: http://www.fbgangsta.com/ you miss a few seconds in collegehumour...also the resolution looks nicer BUT if you want HD go here: http://www.vimeo.com/1034172?pg=embed&sec=1034172
  • Jonjonjonny, on 05/29/2008, -0/+5Seemed a little Flight of the Conchords.
  • agsinger, on 05/29/2008, -0/+3facebook now = myspace
  • NecroDigg, on 05/29/2008, -2/+3That was hilarious. Epic win. Most diggers are too busy OGCing to gay pron to understand good humor.
  • hakz, on 05/29/2008, -2/+4The girl at around 1:50 is ***** hot
  • onefish2, on 05/29/2008, -5/+3One word...sad.
  • bloogey, on 05/29/2008, -2/+5facebook is for noobs
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