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- Monkeydew06, on 06/25/2008, -9/+669Hmmm... Doesn't the news feed typically go from newest at the top, to oldest at the bottom? I read it wrong the first time and was thoroughly confused. However it is very funny, and sadly very true...
- frostyausty, on 06/25/2008, -13/+379Kevin is now: OGC
- Oasisma, on 06/25/2008, -10/+300Unfortunately, the newest events should be at the top.
- mikem94590, on 06/25/2008, -0/+257Well, you can't just let your two month old Indian starve.
- Monkeydew06, on 06/25/2008, -1/+215Think about it this way: Because I assumed it was done in the fashion of a real Facebook news feed, i scrolled to the bottom and ruined the ending anyways. Double Not Fun.
- CyclonusRIP, on 06/25/2008, -0/+210Reminds me of a couple weeks ago when my brother had his best friend and his best friends girlfriend over the other night and they got in a fight, so the chick comes up to my room cuz she needs to get on facebook to break up with him. It was all I could do not to laugh in her face.
- skipthefrog, on 06/25/2008, -4/+203I think I know Kevin. Dude's a slut.
- Beshitehboss, on 06/25/2008, -11/+207Never feed your 2-month old Indian food.
- seabass341, on 06/25/2008, -12/+184It's not what you think, amy's asian.
- MasterTroll, on 06/25/2008, -5/+142Buried as inaccurate. Where does it say that Jennifer and Amy added each other as friends?
- ry4nsm1th, on 06/25/2008, -1/+89Yea I read it from bottom to top at first. :(
- tehbored, on 06/25/2008, -0/+83A few days ago I was thinking of finally getting a Facebook. Thank you for saving me.
- emanl, on 06/25/2008, -1/+83Don't eat your 2-month old Indian food either... unless it has been properly refrigerated.
- inactive, on 06/25/2008, -0/+66Touche.
- thegoodsteer, on 06/25/2008, -7/+71one of the many reasons culture no longer exists
- devila2208, on 06/25/2008, -2/+62Misplaced modifier FTL!
- TheScotsman1980, on 06/25/2008, -1/+54I'm glad I wasnt the only one reading this the wrong way.
- jawbreaker4fs, on 06/26/2008, -3/+46"so the chick comes up to my room..."
Unfortunately for you, this sentence did not end the way I thought it was going to. - shakbhaji, on 06/25/2008, -0/+41Then she wouldn't have asked "WHO IN THE F IS AMY."
- getstuff, on 06/25/2008, -0/+39It just goes to show that you should never trust the media to make a technology-related joke. Srsly, anyone who uses Facebook was confused.
- silverzone, on 06/25/2008, -12/+51Next entry should be: Kevin Gave Amy the Clap.
Then: Jennifer is Pregnant.
Then it would = EPIC FAIL - inactive, on 06/25/2008, -5/+43It smells like, like a used diaper. Filled with...Indian food.
- inactive, on 06/25/2008, -11/+49Think about it this way: If you were to read it that way, you'd know what would happen at the end. Not fun.
- beware001, on 06/25/2008, -0/+35til your head to the left and be imaginative. you will never look at those three consecutive letters the same way ever again.
- Stupidumb, on 06/25/2008, -2/+36That's what your mother said to me last night.
- Tanktunker, on 06/25/2008, -1/+34This is the best use of ambiguous grammar since about half the threads in 4chan.
- BlackTye, on 06/25/2008, -2/+35Never feed your Indian 2-month old food.
- Vindexus, on 06/25/2008, -0/+32You should've laughed in her face.
- TheWorm, on 06/25/2008, -0/+32You can't win
- desolatordan, on 06/25/2008, -6/+36Man, I read from the bottom up as it should be and it makes no sense.
- Cheeselover, on 06/26/2008, -0/+30dude, you're already on digg, there's no saving you now
- thedogfatherx, on 06/25/2008, -1/+31Ask your grandmother.
- OUChevelleSS, on 06/25/2008, -5/+35Asian-Americans generally have strange social skills, such as being awkward yet flirty in a truly oblivious way without any intent or feeling being the flirting.
- staffell, on 06/25/2008, -0/+29It's the Office of Government Commerce dude. Everyone knows that!
- urik88, on 06/25/2008, -2/+29That's too damn sad besides retarded...
- jordan314, on 06/25/2008, -0/+27I like how it's a screenshot of firefox 2 for mac with a windows font, too.
- Scrappy1850, on 06/25/2008, -2/+27he is better off
- FK0123, on 06/25/2008, -0/+24No.., based on the chicagotribune url and reference to barleycorn's and so forth.., this fictional series of evensts is taking place in Chicago. In Chicago there really is an annual naked bike ride event where people ride around the city naked on bicycles. Nothing to do with any kind of motorcycle.
- morninglorii, on 06/26/2008, -0/+24Actually, if you read it bottom-to-top, it becomes a story of two girls fighting over Kevin's love, with Jennifer eventually winning.
- VinnieDaMac, on 06/25/2008, -20/+43lame, not to mention "Jennifer" must be extremely ugly if "Kevin" dumped her for "Amy."
- inactive, on 06/25/2008, -1/+24I read it the same way and it was very confusing Monkeydew
- inactive, on 06/25/2008, -2/+25Sounds like a good piece of advice.
- FadieZ, on 06/25/2008, -1/+23Oh...I thought it had something to do with Futurama.
- acmaurer, on 06/25/2008, -14/+36Haha, I love watching people's relationships rise and fall on Facebook (and not only this one!)
- BoneheadFarker, on 06/25/2008, -3/+24I always forget what that stands for until I tilt my head to the left...
- michaelphw, on 06/25/2008, -0/+21Heh, I wondered why it started off with him single and Amy being called a tramp.
- virtualball, on 06/25/2008, -0/+20ZING?
- MasterThief117, on 06/26/2008, -1/+21:DGC
- inactive, on 06/25/2008, -0/+19If only Antony and Cleopatra had Facebook.
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