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Dumbest Cop Ever watch!

youtube.com — Officer who ate pot brownies.

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  • realunderdog, on 12/06/2007, -21/+419LMAO
    • spongy, on 12/06/2007, -0/+91Link to full 911 audio http://media.freep.com/audio/2007/0510potcop_freep ...

      This has been on digg before, but it's worth a repost.
      • thescimitar, on 12/06/2007, -0/+31Bwhahaha... "Hey, um... what's the score in the Redwings game?"
        • dunk71, on 12/06/2007, -0/+6OMG... I think I wet myself laughing.
      • schmitey, on 12/06/2007, -0/+17they edited the ***** out of that! A quarter ounce in the brownies?!? Yeah.......

        "My mother-in-law just got here too" ***** has hit the fan!
        • Phrag, on 12/06/2007, -0/+7Its not so unbelievable when you know that they stole the pot from the police station.
      • hellotyler, on 12/06/2007, -0/+10OH MY GOD... that made it 10x more hilarious...
      • narcofiche, on 12/06/2007, -1/+7A lot of people think that because you're eating them, it takes more, but the truth is it takes a LOT less. I'd say a half of one would be good enough for most people, and sometimes that's even too strong. I can't even IMAGINE how they felt after eating a bunch.
      • wicketr, on 12/06/2007, -0/+8God, if i were stoned and had to answer that many questions from someone with that voice, I'd have to kill myself or just run like hell.
      • rarson, on 12/07/2007, -1/+5This is so much better than the video clip because of the way the guy just keeps going on and on...

        Did he say his wife pops 5 Vicodin a day and had a car accident last year?
      • LeeSoong, on 12/07/2007, -1/+1He Should have Called former President Carter, not 9-1-1 :

        http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/#mea= ...

        President Carter could talk him down from that bad trip . . .
      • DinosWillDie13, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2Haha at the end "My mother-in-law just got here too." he sounded so happy.
    • tonicboy, on 12/06/2007, -3/+32ROFLMAO!!!!! I have not laughed so hard in a long, long time. The best part of the video is the reaction of the newscaster. I've never seen a news crew react that way on a broadcasted show before, but even these trained professionals just couldn't resist. Freaking noob cop never had brownies before. To be fair, they were stupid and ate ALL OF THE BROWNIES THEY MADE, LOLOLOLOLOL.
      • Willd, on 12/06/2007, -16/+4HAHA, I KNOW, THAT NOOB IS FUNNY!!!!

        NOOB
        LMAO
        HAHA
        ROFL
        NASA
        NCAA
        JPEG
        TIFF
        FEMA
        NATO
        BIOS
        IEEE
        SADD
        YMCA
        LOLZ
        LOLZ
        LOLZ
        LULZ
        • winvirus, on 12/07/2007, -1/+3You forgot PETA, EPIC, MADD, RIAA, and DIMM.
    • thescimitar, on 12/06/2007, -2/+77"I think we're dead" AHAHAHAHAHAHA
    • swiftekho, on 12/06/2007, -1/+15If he would have just listened to Tim he wouldn't have gotten caught

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57DdviStOFo
    • Zippo, on 12/06/2007, -3/+41You know it's bad when Fox News is laughing at you.
    • green67, on 12/06/2007, -2/+19wow...then I guess I've died thousands of times.....come to think of it...time to go kill myself again.....
    • LeanMeat, on 12/06/2007, -15/+7***** THE POLICE!!!!
      • misterRobot, on 12/06/2007, -7/+5seconded. Where do you think he got the pot for the brownies?? Some poor sap's stash who is on probation right now because of that hypocrite! Just guessing..but ***** THE POLICE!! regardless. (yeah i used !! mid sentence, what ya gonna do?!)
        • meschmie, on 12/06/2007, -0/+1Yeah they were confiscated brownies. Annnnnd this is nearly a year old....
      • tonaros, on 12/06/2007, -0/+7Are you coming straight from the underground, sir?
    • Willd, on 12/06/2007, -4/+1HAHA
    • r3negadeX, on 08/11/2008, -0/+10Are you serious? 277 Diggs for "LMAO"?!
    • mraustin1337, on 12/07/2007, -2/+1Toothpaste For Dinner Spoof:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeXP4BPXjV8
    • SirChaos, on 12/08/2007, -0/+1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnZb5wi_jsU

      The video where this user STOLE IT FROM! :)

      I made the video orginally!
  • bamafun, on 12/06/2007, -17/+173ROFL
    • unclemeat, on 12/06/2007, -4/+1Michissipi for you.
    • TotalHalibut, on 12/06/2007, -1/+8This reminds me of when I ate brownies. First it was giggles, then it was dizziness, then I was a mythical demon called Galvin sent to earth to Galvinise the population. There was a trilogy of books written about me, and in my opinion, the third was somewhat lacking in plot development. There was that and the 'hey look, I'm forgetting to breathe!' bit.

      The cake is, in fact, a lie folks, don't do drugs.
    • spoogieking012, on 12/07/2007, -1/+0ROFLCOPPER
  • ToeCracker, on 12/06/2007, -6/+80FOOL
    • weeeezzll, on 12/06/2007, -2/+29This story could get posted 100 different times from 100 different angles and I would still dig it every time!

      "I think we're dead. Time is moving really, really, really, really, really slow..."

      ZOMGWTFBBQROTFLMAOASL!!!!!!!11!!1one!
      • 3uphoria, on 12/06/2007, -5/+1Man, I wish I could digg what you said twice.
    • outsid3rNo17, on 12/06/2007, -2/+6SUPER COOL
  • bweltondav, on 12/06/2007, -5/+302...since when has anyone ever overdosed on marijuana, much less marijuana brownies?
    • dood, on 12/06/2007, -10/+61You might not overdose on marijuana, but it's not guaranteed the marijuana he stole was 100% pure.
      • skuk, on 12/06/2007, -0/+82Yeah, it could have been cut with Parsley.
        • itsthebrod, on 12/06/2007, -0/+15Someone shoulda told him that sweet and savory do not mix.
      • ChromaVita, on 12/06/2007, -0/+42Everyone is quick to jump to conclusions and say that the weed is cut, but does anyone think to check the brownie mix?
      • ChinkInMyArmor, on 12/06/2007, -0/+45It's more likely he was just getting paranoid. Pot brownies can be pretty powerful. Powerful and DELICIOUS.
      • TennisElbow, on 12/06/2007, -3/+17It's either marijuana or it's not. Marijuana isn't "cut" with anything. Why would someone mix a more expensive drug in a with a bag of weed and expect no one to notice that there's something that doesn't look at all like marijuana in that bag.

        • mmacmu1, on 12/06/2007, -4/+4cause when homies smoke it they say damn thats good weed
          • Fordi, on 12/06/2007, -0/+7Yeeeah... they're still selling more expensive drug for pot prices. The logic doesn't fly; drug dealing is a business.

            Now, it may have been laced with formaldehyde, but I doubt that; you can taste that *****. The brownies would have been hella-nasty.
        • tonicboy, on 12/06/2007, -1/+7homeboy wasn't necessarily selling it, it could have been an "enhanced" stash for personal consumption
        • lethalpotato, on 12/07/2007, -0/+7I used to follow this logic, that is, until my friend bought some supposed "really good *****". It was laced with PCP and he had flashbacks for the next two weeks. My guess is that the guy he bought it from wanted to sell crappy weed for more money by lacing it and claiming that it's a higher quality product. Moral of the story: trust your sources.
          • rootneg2, on 12/07/2007, -3/+1since when is PCP cheaper than pot?
          • MasterRex, on 12/07/2007, -7/+1Moral of the story: Don't smoke pot.

            Fixed.
        • seinman, on 12/07/2007, -0/+3Who said the dealer wasn't up front about it? Dealer sells pot laced with something for MORE money than regular pot. Guy buys it with hopes that it'll ***** him up more than usual. Cop busts buyer, asks what he has. Buyer says it's just pot. Cop takes it home and smokes it. Quite the possible scenario when you look at it that way.
      • ExecutiveMonkey, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1Well, that's a good reason not to steal someone else's marijuana. The cop got what he deserved.
    • 01l0, on 12/06/2007, -23/+13Its not hard to OD, especially with brownies because the dosage is much harder to control. You can't die from a pot OD, but you can certainly have a bad time.
      • itsthebrod, on 12/06/2007, -5/+11To OD on THC, an average human must ingest roughly 2.2-4 lbs of marijuana ALONE. Tell me, how is that "not hard"? Even if you were eating pure marijuana, I have my doubts that anyone could choke down that much of it... Which is probably why there's never, EVER, been a recorded case of an overdose on marijuana.
        • eroel462, on 12/06/2007, -4/+4It has to be dissolved in butter to have ANY effect. you wont get high eating pure marijuana.
          • Fordi, on 12/06/2007, -1/+2Urban legend; I used to get high off crushed pot in gel-caps that I'd freeze into brittleness with compressed air and pack in with a nail head. Takes a lot longer to take effect, but gets you high as HELL.
          • MxM111, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1So when you smoke, you have to eat butter?
          • rarson, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1MxM111:

            No, you inhale it when you smoke it. It's entirely different from ingestion.
          • rootneg2, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1not necessarily; it simply speeds absorption by pulling the cannabinoids out of.the cells walls and into suspension. Secondly, it doesn't have to be butter, any relatively non-polar solvent will work (butter, canola oil, ethanol, etc)

            You can still get quite high by eating raw cannabis, it's simply less efficient. @fordi grinding it up helps to break down cell walls and speed absorption as well.
        • Recuso, on 12/06/2007, -3/+5"The term drug overdose (or simply overdose or OD) describes the ingestion or application of a drug or other substance in quantities greater than are recommended or generally practiced"

          Eating through a quarter of weed via baked goods == an overdose. No, you won't die and no there will likely be absolutely zero health effects, but, but taking a dose larger than the dose generally used and having that dose cause adverse effects is, in fact, an overdose. Even though it seems silly to call it that.
        • MxM111, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2You are confusing medical drug overdose, and narcotic substance overdose.
        • Knucklecallus, on 12/07/2007, -2/+1Actually, you have to smoke 1500 pounds in around 15 minutes to die. You would die of asphyxiation before you inhaled enough smoke
      • hellotyler, on 12/06/2007, -2/+16OD simply means overdose, you don't have to DIE to overdose. An overdose can simply be too much on your body and it makes you have negative physical reactions. I have seen people overdose on cannabis a few times before, and as 01 said they simply don't have a good time but it won't hurt them. Seen em puke a couple times. Not sure why you are digging him down for telling the truth...
        • rarson, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2So how often to people "overdose" on alcohol?
        • rootneg2, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2@rarson

          a helluva lot more than on pot (lethal OD or not).
      • glasnostic, on 12/06/2007, -0/+6yeah.. i take brownies very seriously. not because I'm worried about my health, but because i don't want to both A: waste weed, and B: not enjoy my self.
    • joker10687, on 12/06/2007, -4/+46No one has ever overdosed. Ever. You're more likely to OD on milk than marijuana. But yea if that was laced or something (which it probably wasn't) then you can potentially get messed up.
      • weeeezzll, on 12/06/2007, -1/+22Your also more likely to overdose on water than marijuana.
      • hellotyler, on 12/06/2007, -3/+19Nobody has overdosed and died*
      • GianDoe, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2remember the lady that died from water ingestion over the summer? i think it was for a radio show contest called wee for a wii or *****. ...still no pot deaths.
    • happyfundave, on 12/06/2007, -0/+45Since never
      That being said some people may have gotten SO freakin high off of brownies that logic escapes them and call 911 instead of just falling asleep or watching some cartoons.
      • ExecutiveMonkey, on 12/07/2007, -1/+3That's right. I got that high off pot brownies once, but I just lay down and closed my eyes for a while and felt better. Only noobs think you can die from pot and call 911.
    • calon9, on 12/06/2007, -9/+0http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gA5094cy9U
    • pault107, on 12/06/2007, -5/+11I had to call an ambulance once when a guy tried hash for the first time and flipped out. Starting convulsing and praying to allah, then collapsed on the floor and we couldn't wake him up. Scary.
      • dezman2003, on 12/06/2007, -2/+31sounds like a drama queen
      • aristideau, on 12/07/2007, -0/+10No, some people are hypersensitive to pot, like myself. I get tunnel vision then I am literally blind ie cannot see. then I start throwing up, and end up in a foetal position shivering on the floor next to the toilet for a couple of hours until it wears off. That is after only one cone. Australia has some very strong hydro.
        Last time it happened was when I met this gorgeous chick and ended up at her place and she pulls out a bucket bong and has one. Then she offers me one and I explain that I really cant but she insists and has already drawn it. I get half way through and realise that this is very strong ***** and I stop and almost instantly everything starts getting weird. I then projectile vomit off her balcony and end up on her living room floor curled up in front of her heater. Really killed the moment.
        • bwa236, on 12/07/2007, -1/+2pull a clinton, don't inhale
          • pault107, on 12/07/2007, -0/+4That's really not possible on a bucket.
        • skankyBacon, on 12/07/2007, -2/+3Hey some people think projectile vomiting is hot. (Internet rule #34)
      • ExecutiveMonkey, on 12/07/2007, -1/+3That happened to a girl I knew in high school. She was taking an antibiotic that reacts to marijuana in a bad way. I think it was tetracyclene. Another friend of mine - a guy - smoked out while on tetracyclene and couldn't see for a while. It was prescribed for acne. The drug company didn't put a warning label on the product. They probably could've sued...but would've been busted for smoking pot if they did.

        Alternatively, it is possible your friend was mentally ill (schizophrenic), or allergic to something in pot. Or, the pot could've been laced with something like PCP.
    • orph3us, on 12/06/2007, -1/+12actually, eating brownies will let you get much higher than smoking it. It takes longer to set in because you digest it, but its effects and intensity are more so than smoking it where the effect will be quicker onset and subside faster as well. www.erowid.org for all your information needs!
      • sammythemc, on 12/06/2007, -0/+3Agreed. Plus, unlike smoking it, eating cannabis can ***** with your digestive system pretty bad. It's not too uncommon to get some intestinal discomfort when eating weed. So I'm imagining this relatively straight-edge cop and his wife, total greenhorns, all they've ever heard is that marijuana is the safest drug and eating it is even safer than smoking it, so they bake up some pot brownies, eat too much, get sleepy and get a stomachache and start freaking the ***** out.
        • rootneg2, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2I've never had brownies cause stomach upset (at in doses that are still *mentally* tolerable); maybe you should use a different recipe. I would recommend the following:
          1oz cannabis (finely ground, de-seeded, de-stemmed), 1qt water, 1lb butter
          Keep mixture at just below a boil for a few hours, stirring occasionally. Strain out the plant matter and leave in the refrigerator overnight to harden the butter. Pour off the water and use the butter as you would in any other recipe.

          The water helps to separate out some of the undesirable, more polar compounds like plant sugars, amino acids, etc. that can give it a "planty" chlorophyll taste. That, together with straining out the plant waxes and indigestible fiber, should be much friendlier on your stomach.
    • NJPENSO, on 12/06/2007, -1/+5THAT WAS THE JOKE THANK YOU.
    • zip000, on 12/06/2007, -0/+20It's easy to get too messed up on brownies - because it takes so long to kick in, a lot of people think, "Hey, these aren't working!" ...so they eat some more, and some more, and some more. And then WHAM - you're off your ass.
      • dmoney22, on 12/06/2007, -1/+1And thats when you starting more, and more, and more, and more, and.......BOOOM. Sorry guy, your stomach exploded.
      • rootneg2, on 12/07/2007, -0/+6...and then the munchies kick in and you're REALLY *****, because there's a whole batch of brownies in front of you.
    • orbitz, on 12/06/2007, -0/+7That's what happens when cops listen to the DARE program rather than finding facts out for themselves. Guess if they repeat it enough they start believing it, scary.
      • TennisElbow, on 12/06/2007, -0/+3I remember in sixth grade completing a maze that DARE gave us where you lead the pot smoker through the maze and to his grave at the other end. I totally bought it too when I was that little.
    • Noceous, on 12/06/2007, -0/+6Sorry but people don't 'cut' weed. I've been smoking for 20 years and the one time I saw something added was once I saw sherm sticks (dipped in formaldehyde) and it was obvious.
      The dude that was selling oregano doesn't count.
      • adragontattoo, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2snowtop
        blacktop

        I am sure there is OTHER names for putting Coke/Heroin on top but I know for a fact, that is done here in the DC area at least.
        • rootneg2, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1but do they *sell* it like that or is it simply a way to smoke it once you've already bought the two?
      • ondoi, on 01/04/2008, -0/+1sorry but they do. not very common where i'm from but you CAN get buds laced with a variety of drugs. granted that it is quite obvious when this is the case.
  • JiMiThInG, on 12/06/2007, -6/+363I think this has hit the front page in the past. That being said...its still super funny and worth my digg for sure.

    "I think we are dead. Time is going really, really, slow"

    haha
    • cosmikdebris, on 12/06/2007, -3/+31Yup, it was fp about 7 months ago, there are a lot more new diggers since then. Not fair that they should miss out.
      • MarkOfTheDead, on 12/06/2007, -4/+24Finally someone who gets it.
      • merreborn, on 12/06/2007, -8/+3There are archives of popular front page content. If new diggers want to see old *****, let them go there.

        By front paging the same crap over and over again, while you may please new diggers, you drive away the long-term users. What good are new users if you lose the ones you already had?
        • imacoder, on 12/06/2007, -2/+2Dugg for correctly spelling 'Lose'.
    • schmitey, on 12/06/2007, -3/+11i'm pretty sure you misquoted, thought it was "really, really, really, slow"
      • gravis86, on 12/06/2007, -0/+7Well, since you're on the correction-mobile, it was "Time is going by really, really, really, really, slow."
        • BestJaxx, on 12/07/2007, -0/+5You're all wrong, there were no commas.
    • stalzdiggity, on 12/06/2007, -0/+1It was on front page about 7 months ago and again like 1 month ago
    • Fordi, on 12/06/2007, -0/+11This is why it's not a good idea to let me work emergency services; I'd have been ***** with the pot head. "You are dead, sir. I'm sorry. Meanwhile, my name is St. Peter, and I'll be taking your post mortem order. May I suggest the catfish?"
    • Bodhinature, on 12/06/2007, -0/+4I loved listening to the other newscasters trying not to laugh!
    • KennMac, on 12/07/2007, -2/+3WHAT'S THE SCORE TO THE REDWINGS GAME?
  • MikeonTV, on 12/06/2007, -2/+53Sounds like a prank. But it isn't. So it's gold!
  • GuacamoleSan, on 12/06/2007, -32/+14I know exactly what happened. This happened to me the first time i smoked...when you smoke too much your nervous system is thrown out of whack and you have a panic attack, which feels basically like you're dying. LOL tho at the cop, what an idiot. Brownies have alot of THC in them and you can eat too much easily
    • NoCt1, on 12/06/2007, -12/+1Wrong. brownies do not have a lot of thc in them. They have roughly 30% of whats smoked in them.. And Panic attacks are common with smoking. Its what gives the paranoia.. Most people who are frequent smokers will control the panic attack and very rarely will have a freak out. Its best to just go for the ride..
      • DteK, on 12/06/2007, -1/+4brownies have 30% of whats smoked?
        Thats not accurate as there are different ways to extract THC.
        Also you actually assimilate more THC through eating versus smoking
        so less gets you higher with eating
        • NoCt1, on 12/06/2007, -6/+1In order to fully get the full amount. you first. have to boil weed in with veggie oil. to a full boil then add butter.. and what not. then you have to put it in the brownies.. There are a few more steps in the process... but yes. it is a scientific fact that thc is lost in baking if it is not extracted out. most people just mix it in and thats it. and it is 30%.. and you only get about 60-70% of it when smoked. even with vaporizers. especially since the most potent weed has only what 10 -14% thc in it
          • thetinguy, on 12/06/2007, -3/+3No you can get 75% of the thc in the weed you smoke out of a bong. However out of a vaporizer that ***** is nearly pure. Oh and I have never known anyone to make brownies without making canabutter first.
          • Phrag, on 12/06/2007, -0/+6Where are you getting all these numbers from?
          • onionoino, on 12/06/2007, -1/+4Smoking from a bong is the same as smoking from a pipe or a joint or whatever. The weed is being burned, during that combustion process a lot of thc, i'm not going to make up any figures because they would just be made up, is lost because it is simply burned away. Bongs are also pretty unhealthy when compared to pipes and joints etc, i believe that is due to the smoke being cooled in the water, which makes it easier for the tar in the smoke to condense on the walls of your throat and lungs. Also if you dont clean a bong regularly bacteria and mold will grow inside of it, leading to lung infections.
          • Fordi, on 12/06/2007, -0/+2They're making them up, or heard them from a dude who was all kinds of into weed.

            NoCt1: unless the THC vaporizes in the oven (unlikely, when it's surrounded in chocolatey goodness; it very likely adds vapor to the small bubbles found in brownies, then condenses back into the moist goodness, which would explain why they're so much more dense and yummy than regular brownies), you're only losing THC at the top surface of them, probably no more than a millimeter or two deep.

            "you only get about 60-70% of it when smoked"
            I'd say significantly less, in reality, given the amount of lost smoke when not inhaling, the probability that much of the THC vapor found in cannibis smoke fails to absorb into the lungs, etc.

            onionoino: "Smoking from a bong is the same as smoking from a pipe or a joint or whatever. The weed is being burned, during that combustion process a lot of thc, i'm not going to make up any figures because they would just be made up, is lost because it is simply burned away."

            Based on its chemical formula, the temperature at which THC would combust with oxygen is around 1200 deg F, a bit hotter than a butane flame.

            Anyway, if anyone is curious about the best way to extract THC from weed, it's this:
            You'll need:
            A can of Ronson lighter refill butane (the pressurized can, not lighter fluid).
            An insulated container with a fine screen or other filter at the bottom, and a cover with a hole in it (Sacrifice a cheap travel mug by removing the bottom, and rubberband a coffee filter to the now-open base)
            A metal target cup
            A coffee grinder
            some warm water
            some weed. Yield is approximately 12-44 grams THC per kilogram of weed.
            small ice cube tray

            1) grind the weed to a fine powder
            2) place ground weed into filter vessel
            3) place metal catch cup into warm water
            4) place filter vessel on top of catch cup
            5) place cover on vessel, place butane nozzle in hole, and fill vessel with butane. If it fills completely, be patient; you're going to be spending the whole refill
            6) wait for butane to boil out of catch cup
            7) place metal cup in oven on 200 deg F or lowest setting for 6 hours (this will ensure that the butane is 99.9% removed). if your oven's lowest setting is about 350 deg F, air dry in warm place for 1-2 days instead.
            8) pour THC syrup into ice cube tray (preferred: silicone with small cubes), cover, and let stand in freezer for 1-2 hours, or until solid.
            9) the resulting waxy solid is near pure THC. Use as you may, but I find it best to julianne it and use it as a core for joints, or as a food additive to get the magic brownie kick without the dirty-green aftertaste. You get a serious extra kick.

            Oh, this ***** takes me back ten years when I used to smoke.
      • Phrag, on 12/06/2007, -3/+3You have absolutely no idea what a panic attack is. Panic attacks don't make you paramoid. A panic attack is a uncontrollable fit that causes people to have an emotional break down. Its not something you control.
        • zeromous, on 12/06/2007, -0/+7Actually a PANIC attack is quite physical...

          A true medically qualified panic attack is almost indistinguishable from a heart attack (to someone who has never actually had a heart attack before). It can also cause faintness and resulting injuries.

        • NoCt1, on 12/06/2007, -0/+0http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panic_attack

          Hmm. its also on webmd if youd like,.
    • txtphile, on 12/06/2007, -2/+4An interesting psychological phenomenon lies just on the other side of that dying feeling. Savikalpa samadhi, kensho, dawn of the dark night of the soul, the Chapel Perilous...or, you know, just a complete psychotic break. Weed is a pretty weak entheogen but, with enough of it (or some mental training), the effects resemble LSD or peyote or whatever. Just about every religion (including the big three) has used these drugs to simulate death so the "true believer" can make a conscious decision to accept it, and then see the face of God.

      So yes, drugs are bad. Or awesome, depending.
  • vatd112, on 12/06/2007, -43/+1it must be fun to masturbate in there
    • shaun1018, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2Ummm what?
    • Jpotts12, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2What he means is.....oh wait, nevermind. I have no ***** clue.
    • BigBadHoss, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2Only if there is a tornado coming!
  • austenw, on 12/06/2007, -4/+92*Snort!*
    • markperia, on 12/06/2007, -1/+13Carla!
      • Hollyweird, on 12/08/2007, -0/+2What a bitch. You hear that tone she took with her co-anchor after she HERSELF was laughing?
  • greendalek, on 12/06/2007, -8/+340And they didn't send a squad to his house to taser him?
    • colobikeguy, on 12/06/2007, -1/+16Didn't you hear him, he was dying already... geez....
      • ZxEfR, on 12/06/2007, -0/+19Don't they get bonus points for that situation?
      • po43292, on 12/07/2007, -1/+7"Dude, I already told you we're dead! Stop tazing me bro!"
    • down4twenty, on 12/06/2007, -0/+32he tazered himself in confusion
      • brinco, on 12/07/2007, -0/+3It wasn't confusion, he was told it was the right thing to do.
  • ashwinmudigonda, on 12/06/2007, -38/+3fox news. the writer's strike is affecting them.
    • gtluke, on 12/06/2007, -2/+32thats not the fox news that digg tells you to hate, its also a really old airing.
      you fail
  • ghostlywind, on 12/06/2007, -6/+28Pass me that *****.
  • redcard, on 12/06/2007, -1/+186Man, that's hilarious
    I love how the co-anchor is just losing it ..

  • bmputz, on 12/06/2007, -31/+11welcome to 2006 dude. old news
    • jknevitt, on 12/06/2007, -0/+4Not as old as 2006. That's Jennifer Cabala, who came to Q13 Fox in Seattle this year.
    • alex7575, on 12/06/2007, -1/+4"Not as old as 2006. That's Jennifer Cabala, who came to Q13 Fox in Seattle this year."

      Pwn3d !!!
    • sc0ttius, on 12/06/2007, -0/+2It still is old news though... I watched this months ago. Between March and June because I was still at my old position at my job.
  • cleanideas, on 12/06/2007, -4/+77I think the reporter off camera just had a few brownies!
  • CJWilson, on 12/06/2007, -2/+106The newswoman's reaction says it all.
  • marky7186, on 12/06/2007, -24/+3lol, i made a batch the other day with over 21 grams in them... ***** son those things messsed us up!
  • rnawky, on 12/06/2007, -3/+154I don't smoke, But I'm fairly sure you can't overdose on marijuana.
    • oderdigg, on 12/06/2007, -1/+36I do and no, you can't.
    • NoCt1, on 12/06/2007, -6/+4You cant. In order to overdose. You need to smoke 70% of your body weight.. And thats a lot of weed. And money. Plus you'll pass out before then.. or die from eating ///
      • Knucklecallus, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1Actually, way more than that. 1,500 pounds in 15 minutes... That is a lot of pot
        • dhl07, on 12/07/2007, -1/+31500 pounds??? That's a big number to pull out of your ass...are you ok?
          State your sources for that I'd love to see where you got that from.
    • pendrachken, on 12/06/2007, -3/+19you CAN overdose on THC... just as with any other substance ( including oxygen ) Smoking the chance of an overdose is very slim to almost non existent, I beleive the the studies done on it place it around smoking 1 POUND in less than 10 minutes... hash brownies and teas are more likely to lead to "bad trip" levels because the THC is released in its oil form and not broken down by burning/ vaporisation. Also, the stomach absorbs the oils much slower than the vaporized THC that lungs get. This leads to people over-using the product because it take 15-45 minutes for the effects to manifest. THC at high levels affects the nervous system making you paranoid, much the same way as drinking too much alcohol makes you throw up.

      Now it is possible to overdose on THC if it is extracted ( see the vid posted 12-5-07 here on dig) and used in high levels from that form.
      • Baltiman, on 12/06/2007, -5/+5Actually, its technically possible but practially speaking its virtually impossible to actually OD - which i think is the point that was made before.
        It will however reduce your ability to fight infection, impair your memory & ability to learn, make you impotent and can potentially cause respiratory problems.
        • pendrachken, on 12/06/2007, -0/+1I was explaining that exactly, but looking over your answer i believe you just clicked the wrong reply link and replied to me instead of my parent post that i replied to. Anyways it is possible to OD but very very unlikely. I would almost venture to say that you are more likely to be in the very freak minority and be more likely to have an allergic reaction to THC and die than to OD.

          And do you have any scientific evidence to back up your claims of inability to fight infections, and impede memory and ability to learn? I ask because I used to use marijuana quite heavily, yet I have no problems whatsoever with my learning / memory retention. I also never noticed ANY added susceptibility to infections.
        • inf0, on 12/06/2007, -2/+6I think you're on crack buddy. Show me one credible study that links Marijuana with impotency?

          In fact, I doubt you can find one that links it to any of the ***** you're spewing. There have been studies that suggest long term marijuana smokers have slightly better lungs than non-smokers(Jamaica). Marijuana smoke is very thick and it has been known to acts as an expectorant.

        • rootneg2, on 12/07/2007, -0/+3cannabinoid receptors are found in two places in the body: *everywhere* in the brain, and in lesser quantities on certain immune cells. Exactly *how* cannabinoid receptors effect the immune system is very poorly understood at best, but there is at least a possibility of harm or disrupting normal function. As far as memory goes, there is undeniable short-term memory deficiency for the duration of the effect, which may also translate to difficulty in different types of learning patterns. As for respiratory problems, inhaling smoke is generally bad, but the is little to say whether cannabis smoke is worse than any other kind of smoke.

          I am fairly certain there is no affect on male potency or sperm production.
        • Rhino2, on 12/07/2007, -1/+1It lowers testosterone, which in turn can decrease sperm count.
          If you clean out though and stop smoking, it returns to normal.
          • rootneg2, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1There used to be a "consensus" that cannabinoids could mimic certain estrogens (not lower testosterone) to certain proteins, which is what led to that belief. Having since found dedicated cannabinoid receptor proteins in the body as well as identifying numerous endocannabinoids (which is what cannabinoids are actually mimicking), this is no longer thought to be the case.
        • sk8oride, on 12/07/2007, -1/+1Without knowing any additional information about the effects of marijuana on the immune system (except for the fact that I haven't noticed anyone who smokes getting sick any more often than those who don't), I would say it's probably equally as likely that THC bonding to cannabinoid receptors on certain immune cells makes them more deadly to invaders... maybe it's like Ritalin for immune cells?
      • rootneg2, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1vid link for the lazy?
    • NoCt1, on 12/06/2007, -7/+2You cant dude. I have tried. Friends And ihave put that to rest... you want to talk about a waste of time.. Thats several hours that no one really remembers but then again one of us racked up a 200 dollar chinese food bill..
      • NathanielJ, on 12/06/2007, -0/+5Yeah, I'm sure the Chinese food was the really expensive part of that night.
      • Baltiman, on 12/06/2007, -0/+2and why exactly would you want to do that?
        • leerayIG88, on 12/06/2007, -2/+1He's a bum who's going to have no money when he retires. He's going to work for the rest of his life.
    • Jalh, on 12/06/2007, -5/+1yes you do ! lol
    • hellotyler, on 12/06/2007, -2/+8overdose
      1700 (n.), "an excessive dose," 1727 (v.), "to administer medicine in too large a dose" (trans.), from over + dose. Meaning "to take an overdose of drugs" is first attested 1973.

      Do you see anything about dying in there ?
    • headphonedude, on 12/06/2007, -0/+7I think the reason he called is because he thought maybe there was something else laced in the marijuana. Any smoker knows you can't overdose on weed, but because he stole it from who knows, he had doubts about what exactly was in it when he began to trip.
      • xb0xterr0rist, on 12/06/2007, -1/+1thats exactly why he called damn that ***** was sooo funny!!!
      • Bilabrin, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1Hey, I've had minor freakouts before too. In my earlier smoking days. I can totally see how just weed could make you freak out especially if you've never done it before. Still, so funny. That what he gets for being crooked!
    • Bilabrin, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2No one in the history of mankind has ever died from an overdose of pot. Ever. Now, maybe you could theoretically coat your lungs with so much resin that you actually asphixiate on it but you'd have to REALLY be trying to show off to do that and I think it would require 12 straight hours of gravity bong hits at least 1 every 30 seconds!
  • TheKrillr, on 12/06/2007, -1/+63"I think we're dead, time is going by really really really really slow"
    LOL That's awesome.
    • ultraelite, on 12/07/2007, -0/+6who hasn't been there I mean seriously, dude why is the walk to the bathroom so long
    • rand21althor, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1That's my favorite line from the whole thing. I'm gonna quote that.
  • Blankford, on 12/06/2007, -15/+7de took our jobs!!
  • mogebier, on 12/06/2007, -17/+6Olde.
    How does something this old get on the front page??
    • ertz, on 12/06/2007, -0/+3not everyone checks digg every day... some people, like myself, don't know the video (especially if you live outside the US). I think that could explain some of the diggs the story is getting.
  • dinobot, on 12/06/2007, -9/+4at least he didn't go for the taser to "resuscitate" the wife
  • IVIrMP3, on 12/06/2007, -0/+43My buddy tried to get a job with Dearborn Police but they dragged their heels and after a year they screwed him over. Now we know the truth. They were too busy getting high to process the paperwork before the certification ran out.
    • silentdragoon, on 12/06/2007, -5/+1One police officer doesn't make a police department.
      • hobbers, on 12/06/2007, -0/+4Unless you're in a one-officer department kind of town.
  • foofightrs777, on 12/06/2007, -3/+32What a maroon.
    • dsendecki, on 12/06/2007, -7/+1Haha. I love irany.
      • seinman, on 12/06/2007, -1/+6I'm not sure that you fully comprehend what's happening here.
        • dsendecki, on 12/06/2007, -5/+3Crap, owned by a Bugs Bunny reference.
    • animal71, on 12/06/2007, -0/+13No. It was a brownie. The macaroon recipe called for acid.
    • silentdragoon, on 12/06/2007, -5/+3GET A BRAIN! MORANS
  • slashbot, on 12/06/2007, -61/+5This goes to prove that marijuana does make you stupid.

    This is why it is banned
    • TheKrillr, on 12/06/2007, -13/+1I think marijuana just brings out the natural stupidity in people
    • murf43143, on 12/06/2007, -2/+7I can't even justify a response to this.... sigh,
    • LogicBomB, on 12/06/2007, -4/+20Becuase I'm sure the officer was a goddam genious before consuming pot.

      Also, you are wrong. I could go into proof and citations and medical reports but you people don't listen anyway.
    • NoCt1, on 12/06/2007, -13/+1Yes, It has no long term influences on the brain. Its all short term.. You get dumb from lack of oxygen.. Like blowing into a bag and then re inhaling..
    • tehnico, on 12/06/2007, -3/+9It doesn't make you stupid, it makes you fun.
    • alex7575, on 12/06/2007, -1/+18This is one GOOD example of the stupid stuff people high on pot do.
      People "high" on alcohol do stupid stuff that (not rarely) results in bodily injury to oneself and/or others, and yet alcohol remains legal.

      Your argument doesn't hold any more water than a sifter.
    • Dbeneath, on 12/06/2007, -2/+7die troll, u aint funny anymore
    • drastik21, on 12/06/2007, -3/+8BURIED for being named slashbot
    • AmICoolNow, on 12/07/2007, -0/+6Slashbot strikes again to kill everyone's buzz.
    • Bilabrin, on 12/07/2007, -0/+6Being stupid is a crime? We don't have enough jails for that!
    • r3negadeX, on 08/11/2008, -0/+6Well if you're against pot, what is it that's making *you* stupid?
    • waynetheman, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2It probably does make one stupid.

      But even so, that's not why it was banned, nor is that why it continues to be banned. It was and is banned for two reasons: MONEY and CONTROL.

      If our "good ol' ever-lovin' gubment" only has our best interests in mind, could you explain why marijuana is illegal while alcohol isn't?
  • NoCt1, on 12/06/2007, -27/+4This was great when it came out.. Old now.. BURIED>>>>>> And lets see how many -diggs i will get. any takers to see if we can get it to -100
    • Smok3y, on 12/07/2007, -0/+3First I've seen it, when are you people going to learn old stories are OK.
      By your logic only the people who catch a story/video when it comes out or the first time it comes around on digg should be allowed to see it. Sheesh.
  • thebitghost, on 12/06/2007, -24/+12Dumb cop? Is there any other kind?
    • ComeOutSwingin, on 12/06/2007, -0/+2Yes. I venture to guess many different kinds.
    • r3negadeX, on 08/11/2008, -0/+2Well, there's "smart cop", for starters...probably 95% of our police force fall into this category.
  • Nbonez5, on 12/06/2007, -14/+14ROFLCOPTER!
  • iheardthat, on 12/06/2007, -12/+1Can you please send rescue? This clip is really really really really old.
    • verivalta, on 12/06/2007, -1/+1No, it really really really really isn't.
  • theclansman, on 12/06/2007, -1/+7"buy the ticket, take the ride"

    hehehe I love how the lady in the background is just howling
  • babydaddy6, on 12/06/2007, -2/+94t i m e i s g o i n g b y r e a l l y r e a l l y r e a l l y r e a l l y s l o w

    How do these guys become cops?
    • umrgregg, on 12/06/2007, -0/+31I don't see why they let him resign. Personally, if I were the police chief, I'd want someone on the force who can initiate bullet-time.
    • ComeOutSwingin, on 12/06/2007, -0/+3I imagine they went through a police academy or training of some sort and then were hired.
    • Nath4n, on 12/06/2007, -0/+2I'll tell you how my friend, because it's america
    • andy3109, on 12/07/2007, -0/+3Because the pay is decent for people with only high school diplomas.
  • cobrapeed, on 12/06/2007, -17/+1buried. Old as *****.
  • wafu, on 12/06/2007, -8/+1WAFFLE
  • SnapETom, on 12/06/2007, -2/+183Why the ***** wasn't he charged? Anyone else would have been thrown in jail for this. ***** double standard by cops.
    • NismoZ32, on 12/06/2007, -0/+52Dude, they ate all the evidence.
    • EmperorAwesome, on 12/06/2007, -14/+3What more do you want? He lost his job, which is the real penalty of being charged and arrested for a crime anyway. Jail isn't the punishment, it's losing your life as it passes by outside.
    • HayString, on 12/06/2007, -3/+7No *****! I don't find it funny at all and I think it's ***** up that most people don't seem to find anything wrong with a cop using drugs that he confiscated from someone. It's not about him getting high, it's about him abusing his power.
      • HayString, on 12/06/2007, -0/+7Clarification: I do find it funny that someone got so stoned they called 911. But the fact that it was a cop using weed that he confiscated just pisses me off so much more.
    • skin, on 12/06/2007, -3/+5Most people only get a ticket for a few hundred dollars for a first offense. This guy was made to resign which is much worse than getting charged with a misdemeanor.
      • screensnot, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1He stole the pot from the evidence cage.
    • m1zl3d, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2Is there even a law for saying "I consumed an illegal drug"? IANAL but they would have to find a bag of weed on him for him to be legally charged with a crime. It is however morally wrong for a cop to be doing the drugs. Hence forcing him to resign.
  • suBKulture, on 12/06/2007, -2/+10Old, yes. Funny? Definitely. I think I'm dying.
  • CrispyG4, on 12/06/2007, -15/+1Older than the internet itself. How does old crap like this keep getting resubmitted?

    in b4 -diggs
    • verivalta, on 12/06/2007, -0/+2Wow, who knew the internet was invented earlier this year? People sure are catching on to this phenomenon quick! As someone above stated, this is Q13 Fox in Seattle and that anchor just joined earlier this year.
  • grenden, on 12/06/2007, -4/+2It's after hearing about stuff like this that sometimes I regret living in Michigan.
  • jcounterman, on 12/06/2007, -1/+26You are freaking out........MAN.
    • BoneheadFarker, on 12/06/2007, -0/+6The snozzberries taste like snozzberries...*lick*...
  • GreenGrassyNoel, on 12/06/2007, -1/+24first time seeing this clip for me. i love it. with all the funny clips all over the internet i think it is okay if one comes up multiple times, i don't understand why people who have already seen it clicked on the page, and then went through the effort of commenting...
    • ScottDaMan, on 12/06/2007, -0/+2Because the damn title doesnt explain the video well and those of us who syndicate don't see the description
  • datdamonfoo, on 12/06/2007, -10/+1Wow, this is so old. How did this get dugg?
    • FaithclubDotNet, on 12/06/2007, -0/+6It is relativity. The cop's time was slower than normal time.
  • compgeek, on 12/06/2007, -8/+2lmfao time is going by really really really really slow I think we're dead lmfao
  • greven, on 12/06/2007, -3/+23You boys like mex-ee-co? WOOOO!
    • subcomandante, on 12/06/2007, -1/+12The snozberries taste like snozberries.
      • BoneheadFarker, on 12/06/2007, -0/+1DAMMIT! I just posted that 5 comments up...
  • Grahamdini, on 12/06/2007, -12/+2Wow this has been posted probably 3 or 4 times already. I guess its still good to repost it for all the n00bs who just started using the internet....and pot.
    • rikwakefield, on 12/06/2007, -0/+6"Wow this has been posted probably 3 or 4 times already" -
      The funny thing is, so has your post. :-)
    • jankind, on 12/06/2007, -0/+3Not on DIGG all day every day to catch every story that is EVER posted like a real ***** loser = n00b ?
  • Cid420, on 12/06/2007, -0/+98I overdosed on marijuana once. Turns out I just fell asleep o.O
  • knobtwiddler, on 12/06/2007, -14/+1not this one again... seen this soooo many times
  • chowderdick, on 12/06/2007, -16/+2Dude... how many ***** times will this get to the front page?

    Massive fail.
  • drawdef, on 12/06/2007, -13/+2ye olde story
  • Pahtcub, on 12/06/2007, -2/+12I think I'm dead...funny, never seen it.
    • NightcrawlerX, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1omg time is going by really really slow LMAO
  • xenuxenuts, on 12/06/2007, -1/+1Most people just get paranoid that the cops are at the door.
  • NismoZ32, on 12/06/2007, -2/+2He then later called the police to file a missing persons report......on himself. Turns out that what he thought was a mirror was actually a doorway leading into the kitchen.
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