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- LegendaryHitman, on 06/20/2008, -1/+303You know your weapon is ineffective if you can be chased out with a stool.
- sluggysan, on 06/20/2008, -1/+146dugg for potential best use of palm tree ever
- Rodalli, on 06/20/2008, -2/+89Asian Clerk uses Stool Attack.
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It's Super Effective! - mspink, on 06/20/2008, -2/+85"Fear my Sword of a Thousand Palms, you petty convenient store clerk!"
- timpkmn89, on 06/20/2008, -0/+75Enemy Robber uses Razor Leaf!
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It's not very effective... - EASwanson, on 06/20/2008, -2/+71I think this clip would be exponentially better if some Monty Python narration was added in.
- stonebone4, on 06/20/2008, -4/+71Palmed robbery....hahaha
- PatrickJonathan, on 06/20/2008, -1/+60cornholio is robbing people with palm trees , what is the world coming to
- S1ngular1ty1, on 06/20/2008, -1/+47This just in: Palm trees are now outlawed due to potential use in armed robberies.
- MikeonTV, on 06/20/2008, -7/+48Why not use the masheti he used to chop the damn thing down?
- Datasta, on 06/20/2008, -1/+39I wish i thought of that...
- Miamisun, on 06/20/2008, -0/+37Bar Stool > Palm Tree
- Danby123, on 06/20/2008, -0/+36*machete
- wontstoptalking, on 06/20/2008, -0/+29Palm Tree Man is confused.....!
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He hurt himself in his confusion! - orangekid13, on 06/20/2008, -1/+28duh, stool always beats palm tree... however it's weakness is fat bitch
- bixby1, on 06/20/2008, -1/+28Every time i have a palm tree in my hand I just want to find the nearest living thing and kill it.
- spidoman, on 06/20/2008, -2/+28He clearly was hit on the head with one too many cocounts.
*Crickets* - CYR1X, on 06/20/2008, -0/+24Best use of palm trees is this hobo in san francisco who puts two branches in front of his face and then "hides", waits for unsuspecting people to walk by and yells "BOOO!".
He's world famous you know.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Famous_Bushman - zephyr42, on 06/20/2008, -2/+25I give him mad props for creativity.
- iamronburgundy, on 06/20/2008, -4/+23That is the dumbest thing I've seen all week. What an idiot!
- stonebone4, on 06/20/2008, -1/+18you know times are tough when even the great cornholio has to steal tp for his bunghole.
- DeathGod321, on 06/21/2008, -0/+17I wanted to see him walk in with the entire palm tree, not just a branch.
- LukasKaiser, on 06/20/2008, -0/+17nah we get it... You think we're ***** idiots here?
- jmahnn, on 06/20/2008, -1/+18Why did he go with a "Bevis" disguise?
- judgedeath2, on 06/20/2008, -5/+21cocaine is a helluva drug.
- TheCarDude, on 06/20/2008, -1/+17I think a coconut to the store clerks dome would have been more threatening.
- inactive, on 06/20/2008, -0/+15The man might be homeless but he makes more then me...$60,000 a year for jumping out of a bush and scaring people? Are you kidding me? I feel like if I did that I'd get arrested.
- Phoenix462, on 06/20/2008, -0/+15Seriously.... who the hell looks at a palm tree and says "Damn... I could sure rob a store with one of those!"
- Dumbledorito, on 06/20/2008, -0/+13Nobody ever suspects the palm tree...
- guillebravo6, on 06/20/2008, -2/+15what an idiot!
- chiefbandit2200, on 06/21/2008, -0/+12Version with audio - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDaWkRJBzBc
- FizzanoMatrix, on 06/20/2008, -0/+12Where's the outside camera of the fight between palm tree and wooden stool?
- Farmer77, on 06/20/2008, -0/+12I thought him putting the shirt over his head was even funnier. He looked like a turtle.
- Lane, on 06/20/2008, -0/+11Look out!! He's got a stool!!!
- GoKings, on 06/20/2008, -0/+11Oh how I wish there was audio on those things... "Give me the money! These palm leaves are sharp!"
- benburned, on 06/20/2008, -1/+11At least he tried...
- kingvik, on 06/21/2008, -0/+9Palm Tree Man runs away.
Asian Clerk gains 20 exp. - loquedesea, on 06/21/2008, -0/+9phonetics ftl...
- funkyjunk3, on 06/20/2008, -0/+8This is about all I can think of. Either he's
1)on drugs, and trying to get money for another hit
2)mentally unstable
3)all of the above - anagoge, on 06/20/2008, -0/+8That guy is coconuts
- SirReally, on 06/20/2008, -0/+7Just as the correct use of apostrophes went over yours.
- Larsonal777, on 06/21/2008, -0/+7So... what I've learned from this is that if you can find a bigger stool then you can rob that place.
- inactive, on 06/21/2008, -1/+8PALMed robbery?
- Brainmodder, on 06/20/2008, -0/+6WTF? Seriously WTF?
- AussieCynic, on 06/20/2008, -7/+13bugger... lol
- cowboyadam, on 06/20/2008, -0/+6In a world where you can buy a set of kitchen knives for a few dollars at Wal-Mart, what in the hell made this man believe that a palm tree was the best option available for armed robbery.
- inactive, on 06/20/2008, -8/+14ARMED ROBBERY.
You're doing it wrong /b/ - mrwillya, on 06/20/2008, -0/+6Here is the clip with audio! So hilarious, he was demanding $50 and the clerk kept saying "Out, Out"
http://www.newsnet5.com/video/16664844/index.html? ...
BTW: Enjoy the New Jersey Broadway commercial @ the beginning of the video. =) - PabloIV, on 06/20/2008, -0/+6The age old question finally answered
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