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funnyordie.com — There is a lot more you can do than just "Rock the vote" this election

Who dugg this? Made popular Oct 24, 2008

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  • thegamingguy, on 10/23/2008, -1/+54"138 divided by 2 the vote" haha
  • inactive, on 10/23/2008, -2/+31duGG for "take your socks off"
  • citizenrobot, on 10/23/2008, -2/+28Reverse Cowgirl the Vote!!!!
  • samirms, on 10/24/2008, -1/+22WV has early voting... I think I just prematurely voted...
  • tallguyg, on 10/24/2008, -1/+19i accidentally the vote
  • AmyVernon, on 10/23/2008, -0/+18"Find the vote's g-spot."

    lol!!!

    "That's what I'm talking about, vote!"
  • AlaskaLoneWolf, on 10/23/2008, -3/+20"...don't tease the vote"
    "...don't expose the vote to direct sunlight"
    "...don't torment or argue with the vote"

    That was awesome, and there's so much you could do with it too...
  • aristotle1990, on 10/24/2008, -1/+14http://www.google.com/search?q=138%2F2
  • MicrosoftAccess, on 10/24/2008, -0/+11Any reason why the two Gs are randomly capitalized?
  • inactive, on 10/24/2008, -0/+10This is brilliant. I won't be calling the vote the next day either.
  • tEhKewleSt, on 10/24/2008, -0/+9I was an early voter and let's just say - done and done.
  • ligyron, on 10/24/2008, -0/+8This is going to be quoted to hell in this thread
  • MicrosoftAccess, on 10/24/2008, -0/+8If your name holds any truth, there is hope for humanity.
  • teriyakisause, on 10/23/2008, -1/+8I would do ANYTHING to Vote.
  • STARTRAK4907, on 10/24/2008, -2/+8off to find the mythical clitoris of the Vote
  • lukemit, on 10/24/2008, -0/+6I'm going to do things to the vote that I've been trying to get my girlfriend to do for years.
  • inactive, on 10/24/2008, -2/+8Man that was good but it took like 10 seconds for me to realize it.
  • truckface, on 10/23/2008, -1/+7I'm happy that he showed me how to find the G spot. Cause that's hard.
  • STARTRAK4907, on 10/24/2008, -0/+4yea, i thought more people would get it, guess i was wrong
  • Sogladtobehere, on 10/24/2008, -0/+4One night vote? cruel.
  • fabiowang2008, on 10/24/2008, -0/+4I will vote!
  • macbookcoard, on 10/24/2008, -0/+4I liked that one. I'm happy I got it, obviously the guy who dugg you down hasn't seen FSM.
  • mdaize, on 10/24/2008, -0/+4just remember...

    you gotta *thrust, thrust* HUMP it into submission!!
  • bdfariello, on 10/24/2008, -0/+3All the real dirt on Bush came out after 2004. Not only that, but John Kerry wasn't a particularly inspiring candidate for the Democrats, so he didn't really tap into the independents and moderates the way Obama's doing now. For those reasons (and possibly more), Bush actually managed to get a majority of the popular vote (50.7% according to Wikipedia) and considered it a decisive win.
  • travis6690, on 10/24/2008, -0/+3Well.. I have my mail-in ballot right here....
  • peestandingup, on 10/24/2008, -0/+3*twiddle finger in the air*
  • aherman, on 10/24/2008, -1/+4But I like keeping my socks on! My feet get cold!
  • Mikeo4723, on 10/23/2008, -7/+9"138 divided by 2 the vote"
  • jerrolds, on 10/24/2008, -0/+2Where the hell is my Sade cassette?!
  • InspectorGadget, on 10/24/2008, -0/+2Years? You're doing it wrong.
  • MRCAB, on 10/27/2008, -0/+1I live in California. So yeah, my vote doesn't count.
  • zenithmbr, on 10/24/2008, -2/+3so this hit the front page because it's about voting?? because it's not funny.
  • funkyloki, on 10/24/2008, -0/+1Did you take your socks off?
  • DaftMonk, on 10/24/2008, -2/+3Shaday? How about Lionel Richie?
  • themastersb, on 10/24/2008, -0/+1I dunno why you guys in the U.S. didn't just RTV when you didn't like Bush.
  • neems25, on 10/24/2008, -0/+1def. dugg for reverse cowgirl.....so awesome
  • kultmagick, on 10/24/2008, -2/+3lame.
  • chaosblade77, on 10/24/2008, -0/+1That would be interesting in the old booths that have the curtain and the guy behind them.

    "What is th-Oh god, again?"
  • MicrosoftAccess, on 10/24/2008, -1/+2All in that order.
  • doublefelix, on 10/24/2008, -2/+3"...make the vote hot"

    bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    vote: Oh, I like to play dress up.
    bloodninja: Me too baby.
    vote: I kiss you softly on your chest.
    bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
    vote: Hey...
    vote: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
  • BrandonLR, on 10/24/2008, -1/+2hahaha or Horatio Lee Jenkins
    http://tinyurl.com/66jeww

  • Godlike, on 10/24/2008, -0/+1Nice try, GG nub.
  • curtisehler, on 10/24/2008, -1/+2Tired of dry-humping the same two candidates? Give the 3rd Party Debate a try- http://digg.com/2008_us_elections/Video_of_C_SPAN_ ...
  • honeybrass, on 10/24/2008, -0/+1No humping in the Voting Booth! One Person at a Time! Masturbation ok!
  • DillardSisters, on 10/24/2008, -0/+1LOL
  • Sudbuzz, on 10/24/2008, -0/+1Good one. Thanks for the shout.
  • trdrstv, on 10/24/2008, -0/+0The whole thing?
  • susdiggsit, on 10/24/2008, -0/+0This made my day! I like the reverse cowgirl
  • tomg025, on 10/24/2008, -2/+1think i'm gonna have to go with die on this one
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