"Drunk-O-Vision V" [PICTURE]
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- atrain714, on 07/18/2008, -28/+13its funny cuz its true
- rearlgrant, on 07/20/2008, -4/+3I have no idea why you are getting dugg down for that. It's what I would have said. The one about the bill is priceless.
- HoldenH, on 07/18/2008, -10/+132All hail king beer!
- jer2eydevil88, on 07/19/2008, -8/+4As someone who has been drinking almost all day long (block party day so we started before noon) I can wholeheartedly agree with these illustrations.
Now go grab a beer God Dammit!- upnortherik, on 07/19/2008, -1/+13It better be raining or you suck at block parties.
- GassyTurd, on 07/20/2008, -1/+2Noob.
- GassyTurd, on 07/20/2008, -1/+1...and your bitch is ugly.
- synystar, on 07/20/2008, -0/+1You're like me. Can drink all day yet still reply comprehensibly. Firefox just told me that i did not spell that word right. I almost just burned my house down again putting a smoke out on my nightstand, I swear, that ashtray .. it's kinetic.
- WillHutch5, on 07/19/2008, -2/+5You're obviously a nerd who doesn't party.
- siszam, on 07/20/2008, -7/+5Oh yeah, being a drunk is soooooooo cool. I'm sure my 14 yr. old nephew would agree if his brain hadn't been spread all over the grill of a drunks truck. I know. I know. I was the kids fault for being on the sidewalk.
- GassyTurd, on 07/20/2008, -8/+1Your nephew deserved it, fag.
- praisethelard, on 07/20/2008, -2/+3Yes, because the first thing anyone who drinks wants to do is jump in their truck and hunt children.
- siszam, on 07/20/2008, -7/+5Oh yeah, being a drunk is soooooooo cool. I'm sure my 14 yr. old nephew would agree if his brain hadn't been spread all over the grill of a drunks truck. I know. I know. I was the kids fault for being on the sidewalk.
- Rewdog, on 07/20/2008, -2/+3I, for one, welcome our new beer overlords.
- King0007, on 07/20/2008, -2/+2Need help....Somebody is Burying the most important post on Digg......
http://digg.com/world_news/Secret_Photos_of_Bush_s ...
- jer2eydevil88, on 07/19/2008, -8/+4As someone who has been drinking almost all day long (block party day so we started before noon) I can wholeheartedly agree with these illustrations.
- franks1r7, on 07/19/2008, -34/+5so stupid
- endlessoul, on 07/19/2008, -3/+17Ladies and gentleman, please welcome Buzz Killington to Digg.
- ReinhartTR, on 07/19/2008, -27/+12That's more like LSD-O-Vision.
- paloooz, on 07/19/2008, -1/+18I guess it would be LSD-O-Vision if you took it as "omg drunk people LITERALLY see this when they are drunk" but it is obviously supposed to be more along the lines of how they think when they are drunk.
- ReinhartTR, on 07/19/2008, -2/+4That would be true, except I've been drunk multiple times and I never remember thinking that the cops were demons or anything even that close to complete ***** retardation.
- rearlgrant, on 07/20/2008, -0/+5You needed more beer.
- DjOverEZ, on 07/19/2008, -1/+12ReinhartTR, you've obviously not been drunk before.
- djholybolt, on 07/19/2008, -11/+5No.. that's either LSD or Shrooms, dude. I've been *****-hammered before and cops never appear like that.. they look more like blurs.
- energyblue, on 07/19/2008, -1/+5Awesome!
/sarcasm
- digitalpencil, on 07/20/2008, -1/+3acid is nothing like hollywood would have you imagine..
- paloooz, on 07/19/2008, -1/+18I guess it would be LSD-O-Vision if you took it as "omg drunk people LITERALLY see this when they are drunk" but it is obviously supposed to be more along the lines of how they think when they are drunk.
- ChaosProfessor, on 07/19/2008, -11/+5i witnessed all of this last night
- Inohavehalos, on 07/19/2008, -3/+341I laughed at the keyboard. I could imagine someone simply prssg an y ekay wsndhen thdyere drjank.
- driftwood07, on 07/19/2008, -48/+2the whole 11!!!!!!1!!111!!1!!1 is so true, for me at least
- indochris609, on 07/19/2008, -1/+40You're an idiot.
- Frozenfuryblade, on 07/19/2008, -1/+33Seconded
- faceless323, on 07/19/2008, -2/+45Motion Passed. Driftwood07 is an idiot.
- Brad324, on 07/20/2008, -4/+2so what's the jury's verdict? just to make sure.
- MuffinFlavored, on 07/19/2008, -0/+49And I still understood what you said.
- digitalpencil, on 07/20/2008, -0/+15because you're drunk too?
- eliot2000, on 07/20/2008, -3/+18Don't forget the giant CAPS LOCK KEY. CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
- driftwood07, on 07/19/2008, -48/+2the whole 11!!!!!!1!!111!!1!!1 is so true, for me at least
- Trebis, on 07/19/2008, -15/+3It makes sense the cruise control is the BIGGEST KEY ON THE KEYBOARD.
- whataboutdave, on 07/19/2008, -7/+198Tiny drum kit was the best.
- rhustang, on 07/19/2008, -28/+22fifth one is backwards, no?
- paloooz, on 07/19/2008, -3/+8If it's backwards for you, then that's a good thing. :-)
I could see it going both ways. - arcooke, on 07/19/2008, -8/+12Don't know why you guys are burying him.. the fifth one IS backwards.
Liquid courage. - toastjam, on 07/19/2008, -0/+40I thought it was backwards too at first, but now I can see it as being your view of some other guys that want to beat you up. When you drink they don't look so tough or numerous.
- nothing4me, on 07/19/2008, -17/+0It's not. The first one is a bunch of people that want to beat you up and the second one is you, after you beat the people up. (When you're drunk, of course.)
- morphinapg, on 07/19/2008, -0/+11No, the first one is people that want to beat you up, and the second one is what they look like to you when you're drunk
- nothing4me, on 07/19/2008, -5/+0Didn't have to digg me down, though...
- purduecory, on 07/19/2008, -0/+29It's not backwards, the first one is what you see when sober (guys you would never mess with) while the second one is what you see when drunk (someone whose ass you could EASILY kick)
- skynow, on 07/19/2008, -1/+4OBVIOUSLY, you've never been drunk...
- paloooz, on 07/19/2008, -3/+8If it's backwards for you, then that's a good thing. :-)
- imspacevanman, on 07/19/2008, -1/+42the world seems a little more fantastic while drunk.
- Moonkeeper, on 07/19/2008, -18/+23I don't drink, and I still found this hysterical.
- w21irving, on 07/19/2008, -6/+12well, its a saturday night sir, and i think there should be some change in that thought process tonight!
come join us......
~AA(engineering sect) - kakwakas, on 07/19/2008, -4/+77"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."
- audioscience, on 07/19/2008, -3/+4What's your quote from? Me gusta.
- skootz85, on 07/19/2008, -2/+2Yeah, what is that from? It sounds weird but it is possibly the best quote I've ever heard.
- skootz85, on 07/19/2008, -0/+46James Crumley, The Wrong Case.
I put the letters in Google and it tells me stuff. - Cheesasaurus, on 07/19/2008, -1/+11I wish I could favorite comments.
- Locke23, on 07/19/2008, -1/+11I´m commenting in this thread just so I can come back to this comment in the future.
- XIUgraag, on 07/19/2008, -1/+4Hello future me, welcome in this epic thread!
- urbano35, on 07/20/2008, -1/+2Urbano35, this was that guy who performed his awesome quote.
- Dino451, on 07/20/2008, -0/+2iem DrunK rit nOw
Great Quote!! - MJDub, on 07/20/2008, -0/+1(this post is a bookmark)
- antdude, on 07/20/2008, -1/+2Same here. I hate alcohol.
- w21irving, on 07/19/2008, -6/+12well, its a saturday night sir, and i think there should be some change in that thought process tonight!
- spahndirge, on 07/19/2008, -9/+208I prefer tequila vision
http://www.whatthefreek.com/tequila/- VenDrake, on 07/19/2008, -14/+19I don't know why you're getting dug down. That's hilarious.
-VD- Vindexus, on 07/19/2008, -1/+59Don´t sign your posts.
- wild, on 07/19/2008, -1/+43Especially when your initials are the shorthand for Venereal Disease...
- Rodalli, on 07/19/2008, -5/+15"Don't sign your posts."
This rule goes double when your signature is an alias for an STD. - helenkupo, on 07/19/2008, -6/+10Don't be so mean.
-HK - tippmann1, on 07/19/2008, -2/+16he wasn't signing his post he was simply pointing out one of the things you need to look out for while drunk
- MrBobyMan, on 07/19/2008, -6/+0wow..
- takeo1775, on 07/19/2008, -5/+5I am amused by this backlash
-Tk - saisumimen, on 07/20/2008, -1/+12"Venereal Disease"... Hah, what an unfortunate pair of initials.
Sincerely,
-BJ - MikeOSX, on 07/20/2008, -2/+9I would hate to have your initials.
-STD
- ArkRaider1936, on 07/20/2008, -2/+4I prefer Inspector Tequila vision
http://www.igniq.com/reviews/.40%20dual%20elites23 ...
/Hard Boiled- freqk, on 07/20/2008, -0/+2Dugg because I know what your talking about.
He uses bottomless clip and god mode. - ike368, on 07/20/2008, -0/+1i don't get the reference, but it sounds like a good one
- freqk, on 07/20/2008, -0/+2Dugg because I know what your talking about.
- GramarNazi, on 07/20/2008, -2/+1The joke got old before it even started.
- Plower, on 07/20/2008, -0/+2I keep forgetting how hot J. Lopez is. Thanks for reminding me.
- VenDrake, on 07/19/2008, -14/+19I don't know why you're getting dug down. That's hilarious.
- ap44, on 07/19/2008, -0/+37So true about the reciept. Cost just doesn't matter when you're hammered, especially when you're hungry.
- Faap, on 07/20/2008, -0/+6a similar thing happens under the influence of marijuana....mmmm munchies
- 5plic3r, on 07/20/2008, -0/+5I spent so much money last night :(
- BKred, on 07/19/2008, -2/+160I'll admit, the "I wanna ***** you to death!" made me laugh.
- MrTito, on 07/19/2008, -1/+37Sadly, I've been that drunk guy before. "Dude, she left me a note! She wants me, let's stay and have another beer."
- bearcat8543, on 07/20/2008, -0/+11dont worry, we all have
- Hincapie, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1i know many guys who think that. rarely is it true. but still hilarious.
- MrTito, on 07/19/2008, -1/+37Sadly, I've been that drunk guy before. "Dude, she left me a note! She wants me, let's stay and have another beer."
- Tom10803, on 07/19/2008, -13/+5I love College Humor
- ElBoss, on 07/19/2008, -2/+7Dugg for the bottle / drumkit pic. So true.
- Abomonog, on 07/19/2008, -1/+13That drunken keyboard look like it would look to gamers too.
- magnus3994, on 07/19/2008, -1/+7I'd love to have that keyboard.
- alex361, on 07/19/2008, -0/+239Drunk-O-Vision I,II,III and IV:
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1707289
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1706458
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1720421
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1734411- Rodalli, on 07/19/2008, -0/+15There really should be some sort of sobriety test implemented into the Facebook login page. :(
- spkrcity, on 07/20/2008, -1/+3I have a patent pending on a USB breathalyzer.
- Iwantawii, on 07/19/2008, -2/+3You win the internet. Thanks for posting those
- BevansDesign, on 07/20/2008, -1/+10Yea, but those ones are all really lame. The only good one is #5.
- homerang, on 07/20/2008, -0/+2Wow... production values really went up with V.
- Rodalli, on 07/19/2008, -0/+15There really should be some sort of sobriety test implemented into the Facebook login page. :(
- WhoIsMikeJones, on 07/19/2008, -13/+22You don't need to be drunk to see the last one.
- pcore, on 07/19/2008, -4/+13Wait until you're the one who needs them.
- anarcurt, on 07/20/2008, -6/+2Yes, I need them to pull me over for 60 in a 55, I need them to ***** with me over what I decide to put into my own body, I need them to rip money out of my wallet for being a minute late on hitting the meter. I want to be tasered and beaten for expressing my opinion. My .22 does a better job protecting me than any of these overpaid ass-clowns ever could. I don't need any cops.
- Ebulating, on 07/20/2008, -1/+1I used to think the same way as you, anarcurt, until my brother became a cop and shared a lot of his stories with me. I've learned that cop's main purposes is to act as an insulator between decent, law-abiding, productive citizens and the degenerate criminal scum. You would NOT want to deal with the kind of people my brother does on a daily basis.
- Darkangel754, on 07/19/2008, -4/+9What's with Digg hating the Police? I've seen great Policemen who do a good job helping the community
- DforSpiD, on 07/20/2008, -0/+2Most that I've met are fine, but it only takes a few bad cops to be assholes for all cops to be branded dicks...
- ghsfr33d0m, on 07/20/2008, -3/+6I know they do great things sometimes, but I just cant help myself. When I see a cop I think "professional tattletale."
- pcore, on 07/19/2008, -4/+13Wait until you're the one who needs them.
- rosekevin, on 07/19/2008, -11/+0Only douchebags, sober posers, and college freshman wear beer boxes on their heads.
- Klak, on 07/19/2008, -0/+6how darest thou insult the king of house ice!
- Hincapie, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1you're not the king of ice house, i am. and you know nothing of my work.
- Klak, on 07/19/2008, -0/+6how darest thou insult the king of house ice!
- smartsalman, on 07/19/2008, -7/+1nd hows that funny?
lame... - subcomandante, on 07/19/2008, -1/+5Haha... So true... I like the drums one..
- PabloIV, on 07/19/2008, -2/+59Is there a Dugg for Accurate button?
- iPsyko, on 07/19/2008, -14/+5NO! SILLY!
- ccm1120, on 07/20/2008, -2/+6Its called when you "digg" something
- holyreality, on 07/19/2008, -12/+7yeah, I don't have to be under the influence of anything to see cops as devils.
- TheMightyDane, on 07/19/2008, -8/+3Oh my god.. I can't wait to get ***** again...
- cmapes2, on 07/19/2008, -10/+30And I, for one, welcome our new king beer overlord
- Lleu, on 07/19/2008, -2/+5InBev?
- suspid, on 07/19/2008, -2/+2See what you did there and loved what you did there. Kudos
- palehorse864, on 07/20/2008, -0/+1See what you did there and loved what you did there. Kodos
- youdlike2know, on 07/19/2008, -3/+3yes, yes and yes
- MrBobyMan, on 07/19/2008, -4/+0I dont need a credit card, even with kick ass rewards so no.
Also, you need to grow your hair out because you look like a dude.
- MrBobyMan, on 07/19/2008, -4/+0I dont need a credit card, even with kick ass rewards so no.
- suspid, on 07/19/2008, -8/+3Isn't the fifth one switched?
- kevman459, on 07/19/2008, -0/+2I thought so too, it's a picture of the guy you're about to fight not you. So when you're drunk he looks alone and easy to take out.
- OftEccentricity, on 07/19/2008, -3/+8...so what would happen if you looked at this WHILE being drunk? O.o
- Tyorant, on 07/19/2008, -2/+4Just sent the link to my friend on MSN who just got home drunk, but his response was way too incomprehensible....
- Iwantawii, on 07/19/2008, -1/+3Don't do it! It's like dividing by zero and you may very well destroy the fabric of the space-time continuum.
- freqk, on 07/20/2008, -0/+3/0=
- FACT, on 07/20/2008, -0/+0ashdg;;aidfalkdshga;dsfads
- metroidragon, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2*saved to bookmarks*
now I know what I want to do tonight.
- fsuarez2005, on 07/19/2008, -2/+5WASD!
- Ugoff, on 07/19/2008, -9/+5Never go on MSN messenger sloshed out of your mind.
- TheSnuffster, on 07/20/2008, -0/+14Never go on MSN messenger.... ever.
- OffPiste, on 07/19/2008, -14/+1Thank God I'm a Muslim and don't have to worry about this.
- 0260, on 07/19/2008, -0/+5worry? you have to fear it.
- yayintertubes, on 07/20/2008, -1/+8Don't you mean, thank allah?
- etsboy1, on 07/19/2008, -5/+1You obviously don't understand...
- andydrewy, on 07/19/2008, -7/+2Where the ***** can you get a beer for $2.50 and a mixed drink for $4?!?!?!
- Ablue, on 07/19/2008, -0/+1at Rachels place.
- sodade, on 07/19/2008, -3/+3Dugg for the demon cop flipping you off - ***** perfect
- frankingeneral, on 07/19/2008, -0/+2very funny, and original, avoided the typical fat & ugly to thin & beautiful joke...
- Mikey6790, on 07/19/2008, -1/+1This is why I come to Digg.
- Virgule, on 07/19/2008, -1/+3itds a funnies
no im noty drunbkl - thexder, on 07/19/2008, -0/+0Dugg for Kerberos
- Trav3133, on 07/19/2008, -0/+1lol
- eengineer, on 07/20/2008, -3/+4I will admit, drunken AIM has led to me loose many friends, but I have also had some (albeit little) sex from it, so I think its an overall gain.
- robzthird, on 07/20/2008, -1/+5loose?
- DforSpiD, on 07/20/2008, -0/+1I think it was part of the sex.
Loosened their asses?
- DforSpiD, on 07/20/2008, -0/+1I think it was part of the sex.
- robzthird, on 07/20/2008, -1/+5loose?
- hazard99, on 07/20/2008, -5/+14I was unaware that alcohol was a hallucinogen.
- gothelium, on 07/20/2008, -0/+5(obligatory questionable comment regarding absinthe)
- whatAsaget, on 07/20/2008, -1/+2i liked the part where its asif your drunk.
- IntruderII, on 07/20/2008, -2/+8I'm curious if you guys actually experience such things while drunk? I don't. I may be slightly more attracted to less-than-perfect women, but that's about it.
- InfernoX, on 07/20/2008, -0/+3Last time I got drunk I just acted like an idiot. Didn't actually see anything.
- iSinned, on 07/20/2008, -0/+5Your vision doesn't change, your standards just get much, much lower and shame doesn't mean anything to you anymore. That's when you start doing the stuff pictured in the "drunk mode".
- InfernoX, on 07/20/2008, -0/+3Last time I got drunk I just acted like an idiot. Didn't actually see anything.
- gcman94, on 07/20/2008, -0/+1High-O-Vision?
- aserer511, on 07/20/2008, -0/+2Haha. pretty funny.
- Br3ach, on 07/20/2008, -0/+4Beer, is there anything it cant do?
- discochew, on 07/20/2008, -0/+2This is a really old joke, but now its in a web comic, so its great!
- leladax, on 07/20/2008, -6/+0not accurate, not funny, and no ***** digg-able.
what's wrong with you people. you suddently became 8 years old or something or on drugs?- cmapes2, on 07/20/2008, -0/+1Don't worry that you don't get it now, in 10 short years you will be 21 and you can understand for yourself.
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