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Who dugg this? Made popular Sep 14, 2008

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  • Restrikted, on 09/14/2008, -8/+1317So...You're giving him detention for being Superman? See if he ever saves your ass in the future.
  • kimathi, on 09/14/2008, -5/+943Ms. Eiesland writes like a 3rd grader.
  • wannapiece, on 09/14/2008, -17/+734mmmhmmm a teacher has handwriting this bad... Sure..
  • Sil369, on 09/14/2008, -3/+648"character points" :|
  • AmyVernon, on 09/14/2008, -9/+532If my husband's not careful. this could be our son in a couple of years.
  • eigenweasel, on 09/14/2008, -3/+434Note that if minus ten `character points' were deducted, that would mean ten were added.
  • HallenbeckJoe, on 09/14/2008, -2/+416reminds me of this classic (no rick roll, i promise):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH5aWROg_WI
  • billjimbob, on 09/14/2008, -7/+365If I was principal and I saw that handwriting, I would fire the teacher.
  • rypic7, on 09/14/2008, -1/+338It takes massive balls to write up Superman.
  • dampeal, on 09/14/2008, -9/+335LOL heh... wish I would have thought of that when I was in school!
  • ScottMcIntyre, on 09/14/2008, -1/+317They needed 5 copies of the detention report? That's super-bureaucratic! :-)
  • eigenweasel, on 09/14/2008, -2/+280Buy him a Spiderman outfit just to be sure.
  • deaconyermouf, on 09/14/2008, -11/+241dugg for boobs
  • Okami23, on 09/14/2008, -3/+223This kid is a superhero
  • LeadStripes, on 09/14/2008, -1/+212School is the new D&D
  • inactive, on 09/14/2008, -13/+191I call fake.
  • mattcarreiro, on 09/14/2008, -2/+174he gained + 1000 Class Clown Points for that move
  • Llanowar, on 09/14/2008, -8/+141Teachers very often have bad handwriting.
    Just like doctors.
    I've seen far worse than that.
  • Edwaldo, on 09/14/2008, -1/+134Who knows? Maybe this incident is all it takes to turn him into a super villain. Then who's gonna get ***** (up)?
  • enclaved, on 09/14/2008, -0/+130If I were superman and I saw you fire him for firing her for that handwriting I wouldn't do anything because that's not my job.
  • LemonDeception, on 09/14/2008, -0/+115Clearly Ms. Eiesland is not a math teacher.
  • Asianwaste, on 09/14/2008, -0/+109You actions have changed your alignment 10 points towards chaotic.
  • mattcarreiro, on 09/14/2008, -1/+106dugg for telling the truth
  • TheShero, on 09/14/2008, -2/+106Maybe they make the kids fill out their own slips
  • singingsox, on 09/14/2008, -7/+104Occupation does not affect handwriting.
  • bduddy, on 09/14/2008, -5/+92If I weas a superintendent and I saw you someone fire a teacher for doing that, I would fire you.
  • Erroneus, on 09/14/2008, -6/+93"-10 character points decuducted!"

    -(-10) = So they decuducted "minus-points" ?
  • rypic7, on 09/14/2008, -3/+87i'm glad i trusted you. that was hilarious.
  • SheepBoy13, on 09/14/2008, -2/+84Negative 10 character points...
    Is that a detention for school or a stat in a RPG?
  • Skooma714, on 09/14/2008, -1/+81Yeah, what kind of "Brave New World" crap is that?

    Oh, you lost all your character points. You will be sent to a special camp for re-characterisation.
  • davidsmero, on 09/14/2008, -0/+80That's how you get the chicks in school.
  • MonoDede, on 09/14/2008, -3/+81DOUBLE NEGATIVE, BITCHES!
  • desertDenizen, on 09/14/2008, -0/+77Deducting my kid's character points? Who made you ***** dungeon master?
  • Grimulus, on 09/14/2008, -1/+78If that was my kid I would be so proud.
  • Dylan47, on 09/14/2008, -2/+75I think she added ten points on purpose. This is a report informing his parents how awesome their son is.
  • AltEfFour, on 09/14/2008, -3/+66You can only hope your son could be this cool.
  • gnarnia, on 09/14/2008, -0/+57-25 character points to you for such free-thinking. Did you forget to take your Soma today?
  • nevetssav, on 09/14/2008, -4/+60TEN CHARACTER POINTS DEDUCTED? OH NOES!
  • SEANWOOKIE, on 09/14/2008, -2/+56Dad?
  • PGPirate, on 09/14/2008, -1/+54Or maybe Ms. Eiesland is a Super Villian trying to stop the next Superman
  • inactive, on 09/15/2008, -7/+55next time just say when you minus a negative you end up adding. that way you dont have to act like a smartass by writing all that algebra.
  • Ayavaron, on 09/14/2008, -0/+47@SuicideMouse,
    If it's a private school, they're pretty much entitled to whatever restrictions they feel like.
  • NathanMahdavi, on 09/14/2008, -4/+49Or someone just took a blank form and wrote it for a joke?
  • kero552, on 09/14/2008, -0/+45Office for archiving. Guidance in case he is mentally unstable/in need of drugging.
  • digitalpencil, on 09/14/2008, -1/+44why was it written by the kid?
  • Xspire, on 09/14/2008, -3/+40The fact that you misspelled "was," and that you wrote "I saw you someone fire a teacher," suggest to me that you won't ever be a superintendent.
  • CATSCEO2, on 09/14/2008, -1/+38Balls of Krypton would be gas balls. Kinda weird.
  • rypic7, on 09/14/2008, -1/+38No. Balls.
  • AyoMotion, on 09/14/2008, -1/+38Did she dot her 'i' in her name with a heart?
  • sephiroth965, on 09/15/2008, -2/+39Singingsox was right about the usage of "affect" vs. "effect". "Effect" can technically be used as a verb but not in this case. Don't try to correct someone's spelling if you don't know what you're talking about. You'll just spread misinformation.

    af·fect:
    To have an influence on or effect a change in.

    affect. (n.d.). The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Retrieved September 14, 2008, from Dictionary.com website: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/affect
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