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- inactive, on 12/27/2007, -5/+264Here's a quite cool one: http://youtube.com/watch?v=upyewL0oaWA
- Bukowsky, on 12/27/2007, -13/+170huh... i never knew that I was the offspring of 5 monkeys having sex with a retarded fish-squirrel. I guess you learn something new everyday.
- nicksauce, on 12/27/2007, -6/+106This video is essentially a parody of idiots like you. Congratulations on justifying the stereotype.
- RooDoG, on 12/27/2007, -0/+81Of course... because its got electrolytes!
- BrownBoognish, on 12/27/2007, -1/+80Not just sex BUTT sex! We are all butt babies.
- knightblade2oo4, on 12/27/2007, -10/+85yeah man, like totally. creationism is totally plausible.
- cankillar, on 12/27/2007, -7/+67It's ok, I hate facts too.
- chudgoo, on 12/27/2007, -9/+66The thing that escapes them is that this clip was meant (in the context of the episode) to show how a complete idiot with no understanding of the theory would portray it to kids.
It bothers me to see this clip taken out of context to support the creationist's side. - threemagic, on 12/27/2007, -9/+63I agree and it should be introduced as:
Ok, now the video of the insane ramblings of anyone who knows absolutely nothing about evolution.
It can be used to show the people who are still nearest monkey's in their thought process. - inactive, on 12/27/2007, -4/+54I forget how many idiots there are on Digg, sometimes... Thanks for reminding me.
- inactive, on 12/27/2007, -1/+49Think of it as proof that they are so ***** stupid they dont even understand when they are being made fun of.
- inactive, on 12/27/2007, -7/+511 find "most popular" button, click "365 days"
2 scroll down to find something with alot of diggs
3 resubmit
4 ignore the fact that this has already been submitted 4 or 5 times
5 click the "this is totally original, i swear!" button
6 enjoy having your new story reach the front page. - sixsidepentagon, on 12/27/2007, -4/+47IT's Ms. Garrison, damnit.
- inactive, on 12/27/2007, -5/+36LMFAO... Oh wow, I almost thought you were being sarcastic, but no, it's just our good friend Jimmy. I gotta ask... if Intelligent design is real, how do we explain your existence? Was God drunk that day, or what?
- Icyfenix, on 12/27/2007, -0/+29It's what plants crave.
- nbulp, on 12/27/2007, -6/+35I can haz edumancation?
- doctorfungi, on 12/27/2007, -3/+31Mr Garrison is up there with Stan's dad in terms of my favorite South Park characters.
- drmangrum, on 12/27/2007, -1/+28it's good if you don't expect a movie that's actually well done. if you go into it with the though your going to watch a movie on the caliber of Scary Movie, Epic Movie, Not Another Teen Movie...basically any movie that actually has "movie" in the title, it's interesting.
- l0rdn1k0n, on 12/27/2007, -4/+30JimmySpaza, if you have kids, please do them a favor, and smother them. Your gene pool needs a little more chlorine in it.
- sdellboy, on 12/27/2007, -7/+32With a nod to Douglas Adams:
'If Creationism theories prove a higher being created man, and not simply a matter of chance, then this existence of man is proof that God exists. But by God's own argument, proof denies faith, and therefore QED, by his own logic, he doesn't.' - avatarpalin, on 12/27/2007, -3/+27"Or.... in six days a God made the whole world universe and man and everything.... Oh and the examples of evolution on the Galapagos islands.. Well that's just God screwing with you..."
- Audacitor, on 12/27/2007, -1/+24I haven't seen idiocracy yet. Is it actually any good?
- jamwil87, on 12/27/2007, -3/+26DO NOT WANT
- S1ngular1ty1, on 12/27/2007, -0/+23We need some natural predators who like the taste of dumb people.
- mhaus, on 12/27/2007, -0/+22I was thinking more.. Sad but true.
- sdellboy, on 12/27/2007, -0/+20I think it's called 'the army'.
*runs too* - inactive, on 12/27/2007, -3/+22Shun the nonbeliever! SHUUUUN!
- keyo, on 12/27/2007, -0/+19Funny however, very sad because it's true. The stupid kids have sex without condoms and make more stupid kids.
- Dimensio, on 12/27/2007, -2/+20Do you have any statement to offer that contains substance and makes a valid point?
- MortalynFlux, on 12/27/2007, -3/+21Funny but true.
- thebaconmonster, on 12/27/2007, -3/+19yes!
- bitterbug, on 12/27/2007, -1/+17For the people out there that think Darwin invented the concept of evolution, or have been denied an education in the theory of natural selection, and thereby feel the need to challenge it as a radical new idea:
Greeks and Romans had a concept of evolution 2000 years ago, as did other societies. What they didn't understand was the *mechanism* that led to this change over time.
Darwin's theory of evolution via natural selection explained the mechanism of change, which is that those creatures most fit to reproduce pass on their traits to their young. Now survival of the fittest does not mean the biggest and strongest, but actually refers to those most likely to procreate and therefore pass on their genes.
Oddly enough, in the past scientists were often funded by religion, with monks in europe able to carry on extensive scientific study. Those few enlightened individuals felt that science led to a greater understanding of the world that did not blaspheme against god, but let them see the complexity of the world and marvel at it.
You may want to research Gregor Mendel or refer to several thousand years of selective breeding in agriculture to show that selection does lead to substantive change in a species over time. - Trax91, on 12/27/2007, -1/+167 ???
8 Profit! - Xerces, on 12/27/2007, -0/+15a retarded pigeon rat
- GuacamoleSan, on 12/27/2007, -3/+18STAN. YOUR NAME...IS STAN....
- shamanlife, on 12/27/2007, -2/+16Please everyone, just stop screwing retarded fish squirrels and all will be fine.
- Crath, on 12/27/2007, -3/+17Year + old but still funny as hell
- isellmacs, on 12/27/2007, -0/+14So more catholic priests?
*runs* - inactive, on 12/27/2007, -4/+17Back off Jimmy, he is very special.
He is living proof that we do indeed come from retarded monkey fish frog butt sex. - Mr.RX99, on 12/27/2007, -2/+14Decent. Incredible premise, but execution wasn't that great.
- mdoerr, on 12/27/2007, -1/+13Hey diggnerds -- one thing you consistently forget is that some of us don't spend 12 hours a day on digg and may have missed some of these interesting stories, and by definition any story containing retarded fish squirrels is interesting. So quit hating on some of the re-posts.
- pintomp3, on 12/27/2007, -2/+14i don't get it, what's so interesting about a science class in kansas?
- kevisazombie, on 12/27/2007, -1/+12where the hell is the Crocoduck.
- inactive, on 12/27/2007, -3/+14Whats with all the old video links?
- stackered, on 12/27/2007, -0/+11ow. my balls.
- fsuarez2005, on 12/27/2007, -0/+11Smart people should be encouraged to have more sex.
- MOJIRA, on 05/17/2008, -0/+11You wanna scissor about it?
- tolbs, on 12/27/2007, -0/+10And somewhere in between there was a monolith :P.
- nolesshabitual, on 12/27/2007, -0/+10i don't believe god exists. prove it.
- saisumimen, on 12/27/2007, -3/+13I hope you're talking about the fairy tales written in that book that says the world is about 40,000 years old and that a boat held a ***** of dinosaurs during a giant storm.
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