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DANGER: Do Not Touch! [PIC]

voltagecreative.com — Occasionally, even I run across a message, so clear and so profound, that design of the presentation would do little to make it any clearer.

Who dugg this? Made popular Sep 16, 2008

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  • hoikarnage, on 09/16/2008, -7/+458I put a similar sign on my car in hopes of preventing it from being towed. It worked, but my very angry landlord lectured me for 30 minutes about how horrible I was to post this in "these days after 9/11"
  • Haroshia, on 09/16/2008, -5/+417Don't you believe 9/11 changed everything? Why do you hate America? In a post 9/11 world we can't just say things or put up funny signs anymore. Why do you want the terrorists to win?
  • ZOMGitsRadimus, on 09/16/2008, -9/+386My rubber gloves say otherwise.
  • OasisR123, on 09/16/2008, -9/+274can't touch this...
  • browwiw, on 09/16/2008, -5/+195terrorism terrorism gay marriage terrorism
  • AYork, on 09/16/2008, -10/+200Reminds me of the classic:

    ACHTUNG!
    ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENPEEPERS!
    DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÃœR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKSEN.
    IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.

    ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.

  • apena89, on 09/16/2008, -5/+183i wana put ***** like that up everywhere where i work.
  • ahpro, on 09/16/2008, -6/+167Occasionally, i run across a message, where the writer, is obviously very fond, of commas.
  • crossDborder731, on 09/16/2008, -23/+168i need this on a t-shirt.
  • NeoN068, on 09/16/2008, -2/+117Printable!
    http://www.ratemymotivational.com/danger_sign.gif
  • Denneval, on 09/16/2008, -2/+115... and may complicate pregnancy.
  • 80hd, on 09/16/2008, -1/+87So you read the comments too?
  • inactive, on 09/16/2008, -3/+89Digg doesn't like Chuck Norris any longer because he's Republican.
  • PaperJesus, on 09/16/2008, -7/+86"Oh look at me, I'm Homer Simpson I don't need glo-"
    -Grimey
  • svendm, on 09/16/2008, -3/+78Holy Crap - Rudy Giuliani is your landlord?!
  • nicpedersen, on 09/16/2008, -2/+74"What's this? 'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simp..."

    thats better
  • WELLDOITLIVE, on 09/16/2008, -9/+78Stop. Peter time.
  • FAHQ2, on 09/16/2008, -2/+69if only Frank Grimes would have read the sign first.
  • add1802, on 09/16/2008, -8/+71that's what she said
  • xyllar, on 09/16/2008, -1/+50Let's touch it and find out!
  • rson, on 09/16/2008, -1/+45"I don't need safety gloves cause I'm Homer Simp..."

    R.I.P. Grimey
  • EvilFerret, on 09/16/2008, -1/+44Well ***** now I NEED to touch it. *touch*
  • t3hmyth, on 09/16/2008, -6/+41I didn't know that Rudy Juliani used Digg.
  • pbostley, on 09/16/2008, -0/+34It's not German. it just looks that way.. READ it out loud.. maybe that will help...
  • apena89, on 09/16/2008, -8/+42@ shanealeslie

    pretty interesting comment and it makes me think. Terrorists just could be saving Americans from the horrors of the corporate fascist American government and not necessarily Americans?
  • uppedbyhiggins, on 09/16/2008, -3/+36The Cornballer needs this warning.
  • zantos420, on 09/16/2008, -1/+34music hits me -- so hard! makes me say, "oh my Lord!"
  • LLLSecretChimp, on 09/16/2008, -0/+32What do you have, and how contagious is it?
  • MisterSquishy, on 09/16/2008, -2/+33Man, is anyone else sick of URLS optimized for SEO that spoil the joke?
  • daridave, on 09/16/2008, -3/+33I would put that on some GIRLS. No, it's not a joke ...
  • Lionhart, on 09/16/2008, -0/+29real translation:

    ATTENTION!

    ALL TOURISTS AND NON-TECHNICAL ONLOOKERS!

    THIS COMPUTER IS NOT FOR FINGER-POKING OR GRABBING ONTO! OTHERWISE IT IS EASY TO SNAP THE SPRING-WORK, BLOW FUSES, AND POP CORKS WITH SPITTING SPARKS.

    IT IS NOT TO BE WORKED [operated] BY DUMB-HEADS [idiots]. RUBBER-NECKING SIGHTSEERS MUST KEEP THEIR COTTON-PICKING HANDS IN THEIR POCKETS.

    SO RELAX AND WATCH THE BLINKING LIGHTS.
  • Zaeyde, on 09/16/2008, -2/+30Darwin! I've got another example for you!
  • SixOrSoPapers, on 09/16/2008, -0/+27Guys is the toaster broken? There's this sign...
  • graemee, on 09/16/2008, -0/+26I see your gloves and raise you with Insulator Breakdown.
  • AmyVernon, on 09/16/2008, -9/+35that's just freakin' hilarious.
  • bradleyland, on 09/16/2008, -2/+28Sooner or later, we're all terrorists as far as the government is concerned.
  • crownedgriffin, on 09/16/2008, -2/+26If the site dies, the sign says:

    DANGER
    DO NOT TOUCH
    Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you are dying.
  • jjcool430, on 09/16/2008, -1/+25Even better...

    http://www.warninglabelgenerator.com/
  • Balanced, on 09/16/2008, -4/+27Depends on how high of voltage, really. I've seen some generator work where the electricians had to wear full-body protective gear.
  • twertyto, on 09/16/2008, -4/+27I'm lost here.
  • sinrtb, on 09/16/2008, -1/+23Whos said it has anything to do with electricity? When touched it frees 60 rabid ferrets that eat you feet first.
  • leighmcculloch, on 09/16/2008, -2/+23or if u use NeoN068's image: http://go.getmytshirt.com/designer/working_copy/19 ...
  • MediaCrisis, on 09/16/2008, -1/+22"... and you WILL soil yourself."
  • inactive, on 09/16/2008, -1/+21A lost art...
  • StopThePresses, on 09/16/2008, -0/+20Well technically you CAN touch it. It'll just make you stop living.
  • Stupidumb, on 09/16/2008, -0/+20I barely know 'er.
  • Pritchard, on 09/16/2008, -2/+21Yes, but if we eliminate our freedoms for security, is it not the terrorists who have truly won?
  • serend, on 09/16/2008, -1/+19cawpin your crazy we wear a suit with 25% stainless steel and 75% nomex its called a hot suit and its technically its a Faraday cage.
  • ChayD, on 09/16/2008, -0/+18Dugg for blinkenlights.
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