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Cy&H: Master Bates

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Who dugg this? Made popular Jan 5, 2009

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  • Halsfield, on 01/05/2009, -6/+135wow, a master bates joke, i hadnt heard that joke since i was 12.
  • muslax27, on 01/04/2009, -11/+139Cy&H has not been near as funny as I've seen in the past
  • inactive, on 01/05/2009, -7/+125How did this get to the front page?

    Oh yeah...Dirk Diggler submitted it. And since he joined just a little over TWO WEEKS AGO, he has dugg 3424 articles. That's how it got to he front page.

    Seriously Dirk...pretty sad. 9 diggs per hour every hour. And really...you jumped on the bandwagon too late to make any money off it. Don't ***** up your resume with this attempt.
  • humanerror, on 01/05/2009, -4/+96I like the part where


    well no actually I didn't like any of it.
  • inactive, on 01/05/2009, -4/+44DIRK DIGGLER IS A FAG
  • inkubusfan, on 01/04/2009, -22/+56everybody masturbates.
  • inactive, on 01/05/2009, -2/+36Charles Dickens made this joke a mere 170 years ago.

    http://www.dickens-literature.com/Oliver_Twist/24. ...
  • evilesttoast, on 01/05/2009, -0/+313424 articles / 17 days = 201.5 articles a day. I call *****.
  • aforsberg, on 01/05/2009, -4/+32http://www.explosm.net/comics/1516/
    Link to the actual comment.
    Sorry for the comment jacking
  • inactive, on 01/05/2009, -1/+28Do you even look at the content you digg?
  • ChrisRonin, on 01/05/2009, -3/+26Why was Anakin Skywalker addressed as "Lord Vader"?

    ...

    Somehow "Master Vader" didn't command as much respect.
    *rimshot*

    Thanks, I'll be here all night.
  • inactive, on 01/05/2009, -1/+22Lame.
  • TonyLocNE, on 01/05/2009, -1/+21I'm glad to see that you have learned since yesterday that Calvin and Hobbes is not the same as Cyanide and Happieness... douchefag.
  • Hello1024, on 01/05/2009, -1/+21Well you might only be 13 now...
  • ksalminen, on 01/05/2009, -2/+21The first time I heard a master bates joke I laughed so hard that I feel off my dinosaur.
  • Hello1024, on 01/05/2009, -0/+17None of us intend any hostility here, unless you used an automated script to do those diggs, which really is abuse of the system.

    If you want to test your script writing skills, use them to download google map tiles or something...

    On the other hand if you didn't use a script it looks like you spend too much of your time browsing the web (like I do :-) )
  • InfinitySnatch, on 01/05/2009, -2/+19I hate you guys.
  • Halsfield, on 01/05/2009, -1/+16until he murders you?


    GET IT ? LOL!11
  • aforsberg, on 01/05/2009, -5/+18Like this?
    http://www.explosm.net/comics/965/
  • kenhatesemos, on 01/05/2009, -5/+18not funny.
  • inactive, on 01/05/2009, -2/+14dude...it is even WORSE if you are not doing it for money.

    Get a ***** girlfriend! Or ANY riend for that matter.

    And no...we'd still come after you and point out how pathetic your life is even if you joined months ago and waited before doig this. It doesn't matter when you started. Teh fact of the matter is, you are blindly digging stories. And that is hy we are pointing it out...and will continue to point it out until enough people know about you and will bury every single submission you make.
  • Halsfield, on 01/05/2009, -2/+14link to actual comment or comic ?
  • Tophillious, on 01/05/2009, -1/+12You may be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater
  • DaviDTC, on 01/05/2009, -1/+12@ dirkdiggler1337 - Thanks for telling us that you are going around the ban of a previous account.

    Reported. And when you make another name, please tell us that too.
  • xptoast, on 01/05/2009, -0/+10Latest one that I like from them the best...
    http://www.explosm.net/comics/1511/

    I love the semi animated ones.
  • Locke23, on 01/05/2009, -5/+14Not wanting to be a dick or anything, but it's Cy&H, C&H is Calvin and Hobbes, and nothing beats that
  • Dotcommer, on 01/05/2009, -6/+15Welcome to the ***** web comic cycle.

    No webcomic will always seem funny to every person. Every comic will have its ups and downs. So quit whining, because I highly doubt you have the wit, talent, and motivation to create and maintain your own.

    XKCD = C&H = CGcats = Dinosaurs = etc...

    They're all good.
  • dmpdpete, on 01/05/2009, -0/+8no
  • Trollbane, on 01/05/2009, -1/+8hehehe....Dickens.
  • dronesixtyten, on 01/05/2009, -0/+7Yeah, but Calvin and Hobbes has been around way longer. They've got dibs.
  • chadsmith729, on 01/05/2009, -2/+9Math Debaters is what my buddies used to call it.
  • whazdown, on 01/05/2009, -4/+11Why would they call him Master? They'd call him Sir.. unless he was under-18 (UK) where you're called Mst rather than Mr. and even then it's an archaic phrase.

    /Ruined. Sorry :(
  • Blyzzerd, on 01/05/2009, -0/+6Hi, I'm Blyzzerd and I'll be welcoming you to the joke this evening...
  • inactive, on 01/05/2009, -3/+9Your level of genius is apparently far different than most people's.
  • MicrosoftAccess, on 01/05/2009, -0/+6What do you feel off your dinosaur?
  • AManWithNoName, on 01/05/2009, -1/+7I'm usually one to fight on the side of the powerusers, but honestly, Dirk, you suck. You game the system more than anyone I've ever seen. You. Are. A. Whore.
  • dmpdpete, on 01/05/2009, -0/+5get a job ya bum
  • xDynaBlade, on 01/05/2009, -1/+6C&H has gotten lazy.
  • icabodane, on 01/05/2009, -1/+6Not to mention that C&H is updated with a new comic DAILY. They do an awesome job, and most of their stuff is at least amusing, and every now and then one will come out that just splits my sides.
  • deathsting, on 01/05/2009, -0/+5I dont think he knows what that means
  • aforsberg, on 01/05/2009, -0/+5haha oh man sry about that. Thats what I get for digging at three am.
  • yurimxpxman, on 01/05/2009, -0/+5"Patrick, your genius is showing!"

    "WHERE?"
  • ToTheBatcave, on 01/05/2009, -0/+5@Dotcommer, they do have there Ups And Downs.
    http://www.explosm.net/comics/1503/
  • Archaic1, on 01/05/2009, -0/+5Link to the actual comment:
    http://digg.com/comedy/Cy_H_Master_Bates?t=2213286 ...
  • foofightrs777, on 01/05/2009, -0/+4You not only used the punctuation mark but then felt it necessary to state what it was. I see.....

    Oh, you forgot a period at the end of period.
  • biggestprick, on 01/05/2009, -1/+5There's no ***** way that you can post all of those articles and still be in high school. You're ***** the system somehow. You're just one of those ***** power users that are ruining Digg!
  • stuffradio, on 01/05/2009, -0/+4Full stop.
  • iizh, on 01/05/2009, -0/+422/-21... quite controversial for two words.
  • lydiaK, on 01/05/2009, -1/+5why is this on the front page? this is dumb...
  • hagfish70, on 01/05/2009, -0/+4six grade called. It wants its joke back.
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