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  • ligyron, on 05/26/2008, -56/+51Umm.... Stupid
    • PCDestroyer, on 05/26/2008, -2/+5yea, that's nothing compared to some of the dates I've had...
      • pivovy, on 05/27/2008, -0/+1that's something compared to none of the dates I've had... just kidding
    • BigBadTauren, on 05/26/2008, -12/+6No, you're stupid.
  • malkavlad, on 05/26/2008, -39/+9*****' awesome!
    • bitcloud, on 05/26/2008, -3/+2I'm with you... awesome is a good way to describe what just happened there... bizarre... awesome...
  • Jefftheman45, on 05/26/2008, -36/+4rofl, that was hilarious
  • SmooveO, on 05/26/2008, -36/+6that was so wrong yet so funny. yet so wrong.
  • TrueSacrilege, on 05/26/2008, -31/+7That was amazing. It probably shouldn't make me laugh so much, though.
  • Levin, on 05/26/2008, -12/+210Three rad dudes with nothing better to do...

    Anybody recognize that music every time he started talking about baby coffins?
    • soccernamlak, on 05/26/2008, -0/+42Yep, thank you GarageBand
    • Anpheus, on 05/26/2008, -18/+2It was retarded, because what he said was made far, far more creepy thanks to the music and intonation.

      If you created a transcript, it would be droll.
    • deevay, on 05/26/2008, -1/+14Totally man *pun intended.

      First thing that came up in my head.
    • thephuckphase, on 05/26/2008, -7/+2lol yea now that you mention it. at least maybe just for me, but that music comes from that pornsite amateur allure, you know with that guy who has extreme confidence or is naive to the fact that his penis is not big.
    • xpolicy, on 05/26/2008, -2/+38For a minute I thought... is this a intro to TRS?
    • indiancompanion, on 05/26/2008, -1/+15i was gonna dig your comment, but it was at 69 so i didnt wanna ruin it
    • Azimuth1, on 05/26/2008, -1/+12...get abducted by the crew of the starship Alpha 2.
  • mintywhite, on 05/26/2008, -14/+52I was hoping the girl in the preview pic would come up and now I'm sorely disappointed!
  • dafide, on 05/26/2008, -17/+14This is so weird that it's actually very good and creative!
  • einrobstein, on 05/26/2008, -7/+221From now on, I'm telling every stranger I meet that I make baby coffins.
    • drakenlot, on 05/26/2008, -3/+8Man, that was the first submission from cracked that I actually liked.
  • ElBeh, on 05/26/2008, -9/+138Dugg for that last line.
    • austin006, on 05/26/2008, -1/+44i love how he immediately tries to hand him his card
  • blackrage, on 05/26/2008, -5/+48WHY? WHY?
  • Grimace421, on 05/26/2008, -6/+181Was that the Blow Job Girl?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZItsbLzc73s (SFW?)
    • Stunn, on 05/26/2008, -10/+1Um... duh.
    • disingenious, on 05/26/2008, -1/+5Seems like.
    • anagoge, on 05/26/2008, -18/+158Digg me up if you ***** love redheaded girls.
      • H0tKarl, on 05/26/2008, -1/+43They're awesome. You don't have to feel guilty for deviantly violating them since they have no soul.
        Now, if I could only get one to talk to me...
      • sovereign3, on 05/26/2008, -6/+67Can I Digg you up because I love ***** redhead girls?
        • utahnkid, on 05/26/2008, -7/+40We all know you're a virgin so no you can't.
      • Virgule, on 05/26/2008, -0/+3they are if you don't mind "temperamental" girls, to say to least.
    • Aikidi, on 05/26/2008, -5/+1i was about to ask the same...so that is her (confirmed)?
    • utahnkid, on 05/26/2008, -3/+11Haha wow, why haven't I seen this one before.. Thanks for linking to a video that was actually funny.
    • fudged71, on 05/26/2008, -3/+2I ***** love that video
    • nonstop87, on 05/26/2008, -10/+4If you liked Blow Job Girl, you'll love Bro Rape.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8
      • mKdiR, on 05/26/2008, -4/+1Haha! That was great!
      • miketgt, on 05/26/2008, -0/+3That was so dumb, don't ever link to that video again.
        • nonstop87, on 05/26/2008, -1/+1That was not me that was my ***** brother. :(
    • tama00, on 05/26/2008, -8/+0man one day im gonna ***** give it to that blow job girl untill she falls ont he ground screaming for help while i smash her with brutal force.
    • Chaindrop, on 05/26/2008, -1/+6Girls' name is Ellie Kemper, she's one of the characters in Mister Glasses
      http://ny.channel101.com/show.php?show=129
    • kolinkoolface2, on 05/26/2008, -1/+4hahahaha how dry do you want it?

      uh.... not dry..?
    • MuffinFlavored, on 05/26/2008, -1/+4You know when you get a blowjob, and it feels like, a mouth of sand.
  • GaynEmo, on 05/26/2008, -23/+4Man I hate Cracked.com
    • wontstoptalking, on 05/26/2008, -0/+5Then I hate you.
    • bitcloud, on 05/26/2008, -2/+3GaynEmo?

      You're affected... you should try being black too... get your fill of oppression...
      • GaynEmo, on 05/26/2008, -4/+0What is that suppost to mean!?
        • dawnraid101, on 05/26/2008, -1/+2That your a ***** freak.
        • ileftfark, on 05/26/2008, -3/+2It was obviously a bash on you because you're gay and emo. When will the prejudice end? When? :'(
    • drakenlot, on 05/26/2008, -3/+1Totally agreed, cracked.com sucks ass
  • wontstoptalking, on 05/26/2008, -15/+35-Are you Michael Scott?
    -.....No....
    ORDER UP FOR MICHAEL SCOTT!
    • getisboy, on 05/26/2008, -3/+18how does that have to do with anything?



      this was just like talking to the old lady on the bus.
      • wontstoptalking, on 05/26/2008, -2/+19Just curious....

        Can you fit in a rowboat?
        • dasdef, on 05/26/2008, -2/+10without it capsizing?
        • vw2005, on 05/26/2008, -1/+9Yes .... May I speak with Wendy?
        • praetoriansword, on 05/26/2008, -1/+7OK fine. Then just...give me a frosty and a baked potato.
        • wontstoptalking, on 05/26/2008, -0/+3-I've got someone for you, Michael.
          -What's her name, Burger King?
        • skyroket, on 05/27/2008, -0/+3Can we get a link so we can laugh, too? :/
    • pigducksheep, on 05/26/2008, -1/+4Don't know why you're being dugg down for providing another very appropriate example of an awkward blind date.
  • l33tpwnzord, on 05/26/2008, -7/+72the thumbnail is completely random
    • da_bradler, on 05/26/2008, -3/+1I kept thinking... There is no time, how are they going to introduce a completely new character indoors with a drawing of Qbert.... there... is... no.... Jackie Chan when do the porcupines get hear that outside it's starting to rein of terror is over with the death of this king that is what we no one may enter without a pass?
    • jumico, on 05/26/2008, -1/+2It's from another video on the site. Happens sometimes.
  • hansk, on 05/26/2008, -10/+21ive been on creepier blind dates. i once showed up to find out jabba the slut was waiting for me. she was absolutely nasty. ive never seen someone almost perfectly spherical *shudders*
    • anagoge, on 05/26/2008, -0/+17Just out of curiosity, how exactly was the blind date arranged? By your friend? If so, I don't think they're your friend...
      • hansk, on 05/26/2008, -0/+15no i can thank internet chat rooms for that debacle
    • gannondork, on 05/26/2008, -1/+8So she was a slut eh? I assume you found out through first hand experience.
      • austin006, on 05/26/2008, -2/+1not til the second hand came into play
    • praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -0/+2Reminds me of Friday.
    • utahnkid, on 05/26/2008, -12/+6Yeah because fat girls are known for being so creepy and all?.. Just because you finally went out on a date doesn't mean you need to work it in to every conversation you have.. And she could have been a way rad girl anyways, who cares if she was fat. I doubt you're a gift to woman-kind yourself.
      • 1807, on 05/26/2008, -0/+9umm....I know it sounds bad but...I care if a girl is fat.
      • aelias, on 05/26/2008, -0/+5Writing bitter missives makes you sound fat.
  • Jaffi, on 05/26/2008, -16/+10Look at the bright side. If they ever have a baby and it dies, they can save a lot of money.
  • xXIrsotehkewlXx, on 05/26/2008, -12/+6Wrong thumbnail used for the video. *Sigh*
    Don't like pay attention when you post stuff on digg or anything.
    That is just asking a little bit much, eh?
  • diskit, on 05/26/2008, -11/+4Theses comments are terrible.
  • skatopia69, on 05/26/2008, -5/+119why is the thumbnail a picture from a different video?
  • webbsurfer808, on 05/26/2008, -6/+29maybe im gullable, but i totally didnt see that end coming, and i laughed my ass off



    Thrice
  • Macaddict102, on 05/26/2008, -12/+4How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?




    With a blender.
  • kroesler, on 05/26/2008, -4/+61Wait till the end:
    http://mtv.thehumangiant.com/videos/1584586/220992
  • ShanYu, on 05/26/2008, -8/+3who cares about the thumbnail, this is such a funny video; i'm now inspired to redo my business card
  • kanningt, on 05/26/2008, -21/+12***** lame. Dugg down.
  • burnedtubes, on 05/26/2008, -12/+2Waste of time..... oh wait digg.........
    • BobakN, on 05/26/2008, -1/+4Good thing you made up for your wasted time by posting a comment.
    • skyroket, on 05/27/2008, -0/+2You keep coming back to waste your time. Great job dumbass. Get the ***** outta here.
  • RSS14, on 05/26/2008, -11/+5Did anyone else feel their spine tingle when the coffin guy talked about his job?
  • AManWithNoName, on 05/26/2008, -11/+6Guys, we just did the dead baby jokes a couple hours ago on another article. Go there if you feel the need to repeat any more jokes that everyone already knows.

    http://digg.com/food_drink/*****
  • rypic7, on 05/26/2008, -6/+1"Don't need it - just a doll in a stroller..."
  • Ebue1, on 05/26/2008, -2/+79What about coffins for burritos?
    • jumico, on 05/26/2008, -1/+2How many dead burritos fit in one baby coffin?
      • Drugx2, on 05/26/2008, -0/+4How many babies fit in a burrito?
      • Goblin, on 05/26/2008, -0/+2How big is the burrito and how small the dead baby?
  • ausoff2, on 05/26/2008, -7/+2that was the weirdest thing i've ever seen...
    • ut2k4king, on 05/26/2008, -0/+2You haven't been on the internet long, have you?
  • chrisvanhornnnn, on 05/26/2008, -13/+39Well.. that sucked.
    • KhaaL, on 05/26/2008, -0/+2big time, wasted three good minutes of my digg life.
  • MissAttitude7, on 05/26/2008, -2/+7Oh, is there something wrong when your blind date talks about dead babies?
  • theloofa, on 05/26/2008, -3/+7Am I the only one who got to the end of the video and was confused by the thumbnail?
  • beankitty, on 05/26/2008, -8/+2HAHAHAHA THAT WAS AMAZING
  • jp12380, on 05/26/2008, -5/+3I like how he starts to put his business card away as the guy explains that it's just a doll.
  • darchons, on 05/26/2008, -6/+1you’re doing it wrong
  • Phatlip012, on 05/26/2008, -8/+11Buried.

    Sorry, I had to. :D
  • Anorexorcist, on 05/26/2008, -4/+6It's 2008 and we're not past the 555 phone number yet?
    • userperson, on 05/26/2008, -0/+11They have to...
      Say this becomes mega-popular (or at least it gets on a site where a bunch of idiots will see it), then everyone's dialing 867-5309 and its a pain in the ass for those people.
    • EmperorAwesome, on 05/26/2008, -0/+11867-5309 was the first number I dialed when I got my cell phone in GTA 4. I was sorely disappointed to find no easter egg.
      • userperson, on 05/27/2008, -1/+1▲▲▼▼◄►◄►AB (select) start

        don't know if that has anything to do with anything, but it's fun to throw out there.
  • karrtoon, on 05/26/2008, -5/+2lol, i love how he starts acting normal again.. then you are taken into his creepy world with the music.
  • wolfofwar, on 05/26/2008, -3/+4It's qubert man...

    • addysonclark, on 05/26/2008, -0/+1I think only me and you noticed that.
  • Twenty5, on 05/26/2008, -11/+1Dead babies.... must put them in little coffins...... must.... now.

    *in a sick and perverted voice*
  • rxanderq, on 05/26/2008, -4/+16But does he make coffins for burritos?
  • utahnkid, on 05/26/2008, -4/+27Wow.. That was actually pretty retarded. Doesn't take much to make me laugh either
  • xyzman29, on 05/26/2008, -16/+3That was terrible. My wife is pregnant with twins at the moment, so we're worrying about it every day... this just makes me worry more. Stupid.
    • svensksvamp, on 05/26/2008, -1/+3Things will go fine, don't worry and have a beautiful life =)
    • s0nicfreak, on 05/26/2008, -2/+9Just in case things don't turn out as planned, did you take a look at his phone number?
  • bearcat8543, on 05/26/2008, -4/+10but, will it blend?
  • Bamboozled, on 05/26/2008, -1/+10haha holy crap, my wood shop teacher at my school makes baby coffins when ever he has free times, and one time I finished a project early and he tried to get me to make one.. I couldn't do it, creeped me out. The guy was a total douche bag too.
  • ryanhayn, on 05/26/2008, -7/+4A casket maker doesn't deal with dead bodies. That would be the embalmer's job. That makes this video inaccurate, and therefore not at all creepy.
    • CanceledCzech, on 05/26/2008, -1/+2Or maybe it's creepier that he does this, despite this factual error.
    • plopper, on 05/26/2008, -2/+7You've clearly overlooked the fact that this was filmed in America. This man could have two jobs, thereby, making it possible that he is both a casket maker and an embalmer.

      George W. Bush said that having two or more jobs is uniquely American. Perhaps if you paid more attention to our Commander in Chief you wouldn't make just outlandish statements.
      • ProTeamOtto, on 05/26/2008, -3/+1What a f****d up comment... get real...
        • plopper, on 05/26/2008, -0/+1Your comment was so bad that it was censored for being in poor taste. Take that!
  • smoger, on 05/26/2008, -1/+1watched the video from beginning to end wondering how QBert was going to play into it..
  • firewall1, on 05/26/2008, -1/+2stupid video - waste of time watching it - buried.
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