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Who dugg this? Made popular Feb 21, 2008

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  • swissjames, on 02/21/2008, -14/+1493his eyes are so close together, it's like he's beaming coolness into my brain
  • abcdefghijkkk, on 02/21/2008, -18/+1003That girl must be a mechanic, because she knows how to pick a TOOL.
  • sDow, on 02/21/2008, -14/+862That guy has a vagina neck.
  • LordSeth, on 02/21/2008, -23/+702I see tools like this every time I go drinking at the pub
  • jspania, on 02/21/2008, -16/+594Is your collar popped?----> Yes?------> You're a douchebag.
  • troycott, on 02/21/2008, -15/+514jokes on him -- she has a penis
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  • reuscel, on 02/21/2008, -6/+465Someday, we'll all look back on this and laugh. For me, that day is today.
  • inactive, on 02/21/2008, -8/+443In all fairness, if they weren't popped it would just be worse.
  • PhoenixAgent, on 02/21/2008, -26/+4484chan called, they want their memes back.
  • ProfessorSYM, on 02/21/2008, -3/+375You're going to the wrong pub then.
  • RoroCo, on 02/21/2008, -3/+333One popped collar makes you a douche. Four makes you a quadouche. You add the jacket and you get the rare Coated Quadouche - although in near extinction in areas outside of Jersey - a magnificent site to behold.
  • Idowhatiwant, on 02/21/2008, -3/+318How much time do you think he spent deciding which shade of green should be which layer?
  • matthewdestroys, on 02/21/2008, -6/+299i bet his name is blaine.
  • chuzbox, on 02/21/2008, -11/+295Apparently 4 collars will get you a girl, because you could be the biggest douche bag and it will still get one like this guy.
  • TnTBass, on 02/21/2008, -11/+277Its true. I will never be that cool.

    I'm ok with that.
  • moocowrat, on 02/21/2008, -19/+276yes...but will he blend?
  • emachine6000, on 02/21/2008, -4/+228Yeah, a lot of the homeless guys in my neighborhood wear all the clothes they own too.
  • ghee, on 02/21/2008, -1/+213Why wouldn't he just put on a jacket? Oh, that's right, he's a douche.
  • themastersb, on 02/21/2008, -3/+213According to the douchebag flow chart that guy seems to be a douchebag x10.
  • jeaikz09, on 02/21/2008, -10/+215It really takes a lot of concentration to get that douche bag image out huh?
  • ats314, on 02/21/2008, -18/+223I wonder if he's from Jersey.
  • Coffeedemon, on 02/21/2008, -7/+184Thread's over. You win.
  • Janv1er, on 02/21/2008, -5/+137All douches pop the collar.
    http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Phot ...
  • Ramble, on 02/21/2008, -5/+135Your mum's.
  • camkerr, on 02/21/2008, -6/+134Ma! Where's the protein ?!?!
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  • KraftDinner101, on 02/21/2008, -2/+127Yea but at least he only needs one goggle go swimming in the pool.
  • compuclean, on 02/21/2008, -12/+134Damn, he was so cool I almost shivered...
  • markwilcox, on 02/21/2008, -7/+128Don't you get it? THIS IS 4CHAN
  • diggit83, on 02/21/2008, -2/+118This is my new ***** haircut...
  • RandomTaskMan, on 02/21/2008, -3/+1184CHAN?

    THIS IS DIGGGGGGG!
  • xptoast, on 02/21/2008, -3/+97This looks like a grown up cabbage patch kid with all those collars.
  • illuuu, on 02/21/2008, -7/+98Quadruple Douchebaggery!
  • yfguitarist, on 02/21/2008, -5/+88From kamikaze87:

    Holy ***** I partied with them at University of Delaware this past weekend.
    I called my friend from UoD and was cracking up when I told him about the picture. Apparently he was dressing up at a theme party and was dressed as a "tool" (Yes UoD is VERY close to NJ)
    He's actually a cool guy and so is his GIRLFRIEND (not sister!) but this picture made my spit soda out of my mouth after seeing it.
    Dugg.
  • inactive, on 02/21/2008, -12/+89He's so cool I violently vomited all over my keyboard
  • Asvetic, on 02/21/2008, -4/+78Is that a wheel of cheese?
  • Andia83, on 02/21/2008, -1/+74Wow... when I worked in the men's area in a major department store (the one that does that parade every Thanksgiving), we used to dress the busts with as many polos as possible for a display... I didn't think anyone would actually wear them in real life. What a douche.
  • pyrophire, on 02/21/2008, -1/+72JAGERBOMB!
  • NeoCortex, on 02/21/2008, -1/+64I've been on Digg too long. I had to read that twice to realize you said "goggle" and not "google"
  • s1mph0ny, on 02/21/2008, -3/+65yeah, "that that" chicks are the best.
  • skyshock1, on 02/21/2008, -3/+65***** skank.
  • MiamiRox, on 02/21/2008, -3/+65I doubt it, he's not orange.
  • hexalite, on 02/21/2008, -3/+63Captain Jean-Luc Picard?
  • asskey, on 02/21/2008, -2/+60What the ***** kind of Vagina has four lips on either side?
  • Grommy, on 02/21/2008, -1/+58I'm almost certain I know who the kid is. He went to my high school and his name is Travis.
  • dracostimpy, on 02/21/2008, -1/+56I peaked in the girl's locker room. Is very nice.
  • SpaceMonkeyZero, on 02/21/2008, -0/+55He looks like a Travis
  • d3dm, on 02/21/2008, -3/+58It's not the four popped collars that the girls go for - it's his obvious confidence. This clown has so much confidence in himself that he can wear crap like that and still strut around like the ***** of the walk.
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