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blog.theurbanrebellion.com — Things you love about your new boyfriend/girlfriend and how they change in the future..

Who dugg this? Made popular Feb 19, 2008

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  • zunkus, on 02/19/2008, -22/+270This is stupid.
  • inactive, on 02/19/2008, -3/+196.
  • tossayo, on 02/19/2008, -10/+148there's such thing as "too quiet"?
  • cazbar, on 02/19/2008, -1/+123I'm already cynical and brutally honest and I've never had a girlfriend. Of course, the two may be related.
  • Darkhacker, on 02/19/2008, -3/+105Let me add one more...
    sex -> sleep
  • canandaiguan, on 02/19/2008, -1/+97digg's 10 month reality....
    ron paul -> barack obama
    no?
  • deviouskoopa, on 02/19/2008, -3/+72Cool + 10 years = Frigid?
  • Jones82, on 02/19/2008, -0/+62"This is stupid"
    Was it optimistic 10 years ago?
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  • Alfdog, on 02/19/2008, -2/+57Showing this to your significant other = Bad idea
  • NOFXY, on 02/19/2008, -0/+55= -10
    what do i win?
  • Sornos, on 02/19/2008, -2/+54Oh there will be a time where a woman's silence will gnaw at your mind more than anything you can think of. There is no weapon greater than silence.
  • whatthehell9, on 02/19/2008, -3/+52what about global warming?
  • codered1322, on 02/19/2008, -2/+4725 - 35
  • Buelldozer, on 02/19/2008, -1/+45Since when did Women conform to "laws"?
  • EnSvensk, on 02/19/2008, -0/+33So I'm going to go from a honest, laid back, smart person to a cynical, lazy, know-it-all. Odd. I'm perfectly fine with this.
  • Zaneris, on 02/19/2008, -0/+27Digg, the only place where someone having not had a girlfriend goes without questioning.
  • paradoxtitan, on 02/19/2008, -1/+26Lush = Alcoholic
  • WolverineBlue, on 02/19/2008, -0/+25Yes, I too noticed that this violates Fourier's law of conduction.
  • stellandfly, on 02/19/2008, -0/+21Wow...slow night on Digg.
  • univerio, on 02/19/2008, -0/+20I'm too lazy to look back through the table to get your joke.
  • kerracked, on 02/19/2008, -0/+20Apparently they shouldn't have removed the analogies portion of the SATs, judging by many of the above comments.
  • slightlygifted, on 02/19/2008, -0/+20quiet=mass murderer
  • elementfire, on 02/19/2008, -1/+21Sarcastic -> Sarcastic
  • rappadema42, on 02/19/2008, -11/+30it is... how did this make the front page?

    so basically, all your personality traits turn to extremes in ten years? -- not sad, not true
  • Netrilix, on 02/19/2008, -1/+19Ahem to that.
  • br0wnstar, on 02/19/2008, -0/+17Hmmm, I guess I gotta find a sexy attentive person...
  • ScottMitchell, on 02/19/2008, -2/+19Imagine that, a joke that's not entirely accurate and takes things to the extreme!
  • sarixe, on 02/19/2008, -0/+17Myspace -> still not a personality trait
  • carbonetc, on 02/19/2008, -1/+16Familiarity breeds contempt. It seems truer all the time.
  • sarixe, on 02/19/2008, -0/+13you ever try to talk to someone and they're too shy to answer? they just look at you and then look away and blush? then you think to yourself "what, did i say something wrong? oh *****... did i?"
  • krd1979, on 02/19/2008, -1/+14you = epic fail
  • wearescience, on 02/19/2008, -4/+17tight -> loose
  • HOMEsplice, on 02/19/2008, -4/+16"Optimistic=stupid"
  • DimitriVetra, on 02/19/2008, -0/+12It's science
  • boxybrzown, on 02/19/2008, -1/+13I'm gonna be brutally honest here...you just wasted way more of your life on this then you should have.
  • Akaji, on 02/19/2008, -2/+14Optimistic -> Stupid is about the best truism there is...
  • inactive, on 02/19/2008, -2/+13Affectionate = I got a headache. lol.
  • Sornos, on 02/19/2008, -0/+11This gold star I picked up from somewhere.
  • drakethegreat, on 02/19/2008, -1/+11Some of the most painful moments in my life were do to a woman's silence.
  • hawksdomain, on 02/19/2008, -6/+16LOL Good for the daters, but realize we don't all think these things of our spouses..... just some of them! ;)
  • rappadema42, on 02/19/2008, -0/+9i didn't digg it, i just commented on why people were doing so
    and im pretty sure 'gay' was highly unnecessary
  • MaskedSlacker, on 02/19/2008, -1/+10Im cynical and brutally honest and have no trouble getting laid. I think youre doing it wrong.

    Of course, I'm also a pathological liar, I'm sure that helps.
  • DarkPhoen1x, on 02/19/2008, -1/+10Got a cough? :P
  • inactive, on 02/19/2008, -0/+9Well played sir, well played.
  • ell0bo, on 02/19/2008, -0/+9man... that just made my brain hurt dude. are you brutally honest and just confused that you're a pathological liar, or are you lieing about being brutally honest, or is it all a lie? ***** dude, this is not how I wanted to wake up.
  • GramarNatzi, on 02/19/2008, -1/+10And other times shutting the ***** up can be equally as good.
  • novask, on 02/19/2008, -1/+9According to this list I am looking for a trusting (gullible), sexy (slutty), and optimistic (stupid) girl to take out on a few dates.
  • Pritchard, on 02/19/2008, -0/+8Run-on sentence!
  • inactive, on 02/19/2008, -0/+8Buried for "nuf.. said!"
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