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Celebrity Drug Busts You Might Not Have Heard About
theonion.com — Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora is the latest in a rash of celebrities charged with DUI. What other celebrities have suffered public or legal embarrassment for being under the influence of drugs or alcohol? Al Gore: Staggered into middle of the street, stopping traffic while he flipped off the sun.
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- pmisa, on 04/02/2008, -12/+1cool!
- nallelcm, on 04/02/2008, -1/+2the onion
- Slagtits, on 04/02/2008, -2/+3Cool, cool you've got the first comment, and all you can come up with is "cool"
- Walker2323, on 04/02/2008, -1/+1I like The Onion as much as the next guy, but it's annoying when people submit it as if it's an actual news item.
- Slagtits, on 04/03/2008, -1/+1Yeah me to, but its hard to convey irony or sarcasm or hey look what the guys at Onion are up to in a text message.
- countjedula, on 04/02/2008, -7/+10I was actually disappointed when I realized this was The Onion. I was hoping Richie Sambora was busted for a DUI. Bon Jovi sucks.
- Mikey9oo, on 04/02/2008, -2/+2He was, *****.
- Yage2006, on 04/02/2008, -1/+3I was at least expecting something funny.
- whoreable, on 04/02/2008, -2/+2This garbage wasnt even remotely funny.
- purpledrank, on 04/02/2008, -6/+1And Poland falls..
- Zlorp, on 04/02/2008, -7/+5is this supposed to be funny?
- Slagtits, on 04/02/2008, -2/+1Its The Onion, of course it funny, even the day after April first
- Zlorp, on 04/02/2008, -3/+2this wouldnt have been funny on April 1st either
- root1657, on 04/02/2008, -1/+2But how funny would it be if on april fools day, the Onion only runs REAL news!?!
- Slagtits, on 04/03/2008, -1/+1I'd love that. Everyone would say WTF
- root1657, on 04/02/2008, -1/+2But how funny would it be if on april fools day, the Onion only runs REAL news!?!
- Zlorp, on 04/02/2008, -3/+2this wouldnt have been funny on April 1st either
- Slagtits, on 04/02/2008, -2/+1Its The Onion, of course it funny, even the day after April first
- j1ggy, on 04/02/2008, -6/+1Nice to read about something other than Britney exposing her nasty snatch.
- B3000, on 04/02/2008, -2/+4You know this is satire right?
- j1ggy, on 04/02/2008, -0/+4Yes.
- B3000, on 05/23/2008, -0/+1liar
- j1ggy, on 04/02/2008, -0/+4Yes.
- B3000, on 04/02/2008, -2/+4You know this is satire right?
- pmisa, on 04/02/2008, -7/+2cool!
- Yage2006, on 04/02/2008, -3/+1"Cool" ? A misleading title pointing to a lame as hell article qualifies as cool to you ?
WTF diggers discover the bury button. - Slagtits, on 04/02/2008, -1/+1WTF Yage2006, discover the humor button. The Onion takes the piss out of the news and newspapers. It doesn't take itself seriously and nor should you.
- Yage2006, on 04/02/2008, -3/+1"Cool" ? A misleading title pointing to a lame as hell article qualifies as cool to you ?
- Yage2006, on 04/02/2008, -9/+1That was dumb and the title is completely wrong.
This article points out a problem with digg. Digg needs more people bury crap. So common use the bury button and make digg a better place starting with the POS of a article.- Mikey9oo, on 04/02/2008, -0/+2Learn how to form a cognitive sentence, please.
- sickrubik, on 04/02/2008, -0/+3I am definitely using the Bury button to make Digg a better place ... to bury your comment.
- theskillwithin, on 04/02/2008, -7/+2"Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke: Lowered interest rates to negative 7.3 percent."
- B3000, on 04/02/2008, -1/+16I wonder how many people read the Onion every day and think it is real news. A lot of diggers still don't seem to get it.
- Mikey9oo, on 04/02/2008, -1/+4There are too many idiots amongst us.
- elizabethb221, on 04/03/2008, -0/+2They're the same people who don't understand that The Colbert Report is satire.
- proliance, on 04/02/2008, -1/+6Mug shots or it didn't happen.
- Slagtits, on 04/02/2008, -2/+8They missed the big one. George VV Bush's library burnt down today. The good news was it only had two books in it, the bad is, he hadn't finished colouring them in yet.
- Elementix, on 04/02/2008, -0/+2lol @ Al Gore
- reaver, on 04/02/2008, -1/+1so this guy is on ecstacy in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E6E9q8Jebw
that's hilarious - slipperysnider, on 04/02/2008, -0/+1From here on out every article from The Onion should have "The Onion:" in the title. I'm sick of being misled.
- bluenash, on 04/02/2008, -0/+1the onion: nothing to see here, move along.
- sup4141, on 04/02/2008, -0/+1the onion
buried - jokeoftheday, on 04/03/2008, -0/+2oh snap, Al Gore haha, staggering and giving the finger... we need more real people like him in this world haha
- sinisterouge, on 04/03/2008, -0/+1funny but fake...buried
- schmitey, on 04/03/2008, -0/+1One of these rich people could seriously sue the ***** out the onion for deformation of character or something... I hate to say it but they'd actually have a case.
- Drewda, on 04/07/2008, -0/+0A medium that is clearly satirical cannot be sued for defamation of character since a reasonable person must believe the story to be true.
- Ruiner, on 04/03/2008, -0/+2Um no they can;t. It is a parody
- benmarvin, on 04/03/2008, -0/+2Didn't Paris somebody getting arrested for something a while back? DUI or an upskirt? Something like that....
- jbouchard, on 04/03/2008, -0/+1this is stupid, the onion can is alotta times stupid. april fools was the 1st of april . . . get it right
- spyd3rweb, on 04/03/2008, -0/+1People shouldn't be busted for drug possession celebrities or not.
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