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- mwtapp, on 10/11/2009, -7/+1456The internet is the best thing that ever happened to cats.
- skyfyre, on 09/06/2009, -53/+953They forgot the frame where he's out of toilet paper, so he wipes his ass with the cat.
- inactive, on 09/06/2009, -3/+844My cat usually tries to hop on my lap.
Once both my cat and my room-mates cat came in and they fought while I pooped.
Pretty much the best day ever. - Paulish, on 09/06/2009, -3/+490You clearly lead a very exciting life.
- Crazysticks, on 09/06/2009, -2/+407The only question that ever goes through my cat's head is: "Is this a time I can be petted?" And then he learns from experience if I do or do not pet him.
- 4AntiStupid, on 09/06/2009, -3/+404Then you get the "paw under the door" thing.
- BrandonJM, on 09/06/2009, -4/+381Dugg for truth!
- 4AntiStupid, on 09/06/2009, -1/+367I think it's actually, "I'm thirsty but can wait until you're done."
- EnTaroTassadar, on 09/06/2009, -2/+337Credit where credit is due:
http://idiotcomics.com/046.html - bababooey141, on 09/06/2009, -0/+324My dog will always poke his head in the bathroom and if anyone's in there he'll be like "*****, sorry dude!" and take off.
- weister42, on 09/06/2009, -9/+265This sounds very immature but I was at a friend's house one day and his cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a dump, his bathroom didn't have a fan and I was too lazy and hungover to open the window. This friggin cat was all up in my business like she wanted some treats, and when I let out a huge meteor accompanied by last night's beer binge vapor his cat did the arched back hair-standing claws-out screaming thing and jumped like two feet and ran out. I got out minutes later and my buddy was like hey my cat ran to me scared like something terrible had happened, did you notice anything unusual?
I said I have no idea. - Maynza, on 09/06/2009, -0/+207That NEVER stops.
- Chompy, on 09/06/2009, -2/+207Somewhere, a cat has decided to pick up a human.
- cubuffs155, on 09/06/2009, -3/+200Where's his magazine/laptop?
- 4AntiStupid, on 09/06/2009, -3/+200They also make a point of smelling butts so apparently they don't care.
- falser, on 09/06/2009, -1/+185Wow you can draw really fast.
- onederboy, on 09/06/2009, -3/+183It's true, cats are hard as hell to flush and always freak out as soon as the water starts spinning.
- sunyata76, on 09/06/2009, -0/+169Apropos username - bravo.
- Smyley, on 09/06/2009, -1/+169I just did this 10 minutes ago. No joke.
- AngryDeuce, on 09/06/2009, -2/+159My cat paws at my legs when I'm on the pot, trying to get attention. Normally I don't care, but as she's got her claws, and my pants are down around ankles obviously, it's pretty damn annoying to try to take care of business while a cat scratches the ***** out your shins.
I yell at her , she runs away...and then comes back and does it again. And then cries at the door when I shut it.
***** cat. If she wasn't so adorable I'd kill her. I think they know this themselves honestly... - bubbameister33, on 09/06/2009, -7/+162I'm getting a cat.
- Mujokan, on 09/06/2009, -2/+149That would be impractical.
- Checkerd, on 09/06/2009, -0/+147You need more fiber.
- EnderWiggin, on 09/06/2009, -2/+147I think you might want to get out a little more.
- PhuzzyDay, on 09/06/2009, -4/+146Dogs are the same too. Which is amazing since their sense of smell is like 20X ours.
- logpony, on 09/06/2009, -2/+142Maybe it's just me, but I do the opposite. No reason to close the door really if there's no one around.
It's stupid, but the feeling is almost liberating. Pooping with the door wide open is so uncommon and weird feeling that I take every chance I can get. - Mujokan, on 09/06/2009, -5/+130And ancient Egypt.
- zemkacz, on 09/06/2009, -3/+126These comments are so enjoyable that they made me actually lol.
- temujin1234, on 09/06/2009, -8/+123Close the door
- walshgopher, on 09/06/2009, -2/+114The amount of love your dog has for you is directly proportional to how salty you taste.
- rawnzilla, on 09/06/2009, -5/+112Does anyone else close the door to their bathroom when using it even if they are alone in the house?
- Puppytwo, on 09/06/2009, -2/+104Well if I'm ever next to my dog when shes takin a dump she always looks at me in a weird way, sorta like a GTFO face. Or maybe a join in face, hard to tell.
- LonelyTylenoL, on 09/06/2009, -7/+107And Bacon.
- SSUK, on 09/06/2009, -0/+95My cat is more like; "Is it time for food?"
The answer is always "Yes". - DeskFlyer, on 09/06/2009, -0/+89Aren't you supposed to be on Twitter?
- sunyata76, on 09/06/2009, -1/+90Mini squirt guns pack nicely and hide well under the pillow.
- MelvinSchlubman, on 09/06/2009, -1/+89> believed that 2:00 AM was "time to play," ... If I closed the door to my bedroom, she's simply stand outside the door meowing loudly ...
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Here's how you fix that:
1. Your cat is afraid of the vacuum cleaner, right?
2. Before bed, put the vacuum right outside the bedroom door. Extend the cord into the bedroom, but don't plug it in yet.
3. Switch the vacuum to the on position. Close the door. Go to bed.
4. When/if the cat meows (scratches, etc) at the door -- plug in the vacuum.
5. Profit!
Notes:
- It may be better if you plug the vacuum into an extension cord instead of directly into the wall -- easier & quicker physical access right near you at the crucial moment.
- To be kinder to the cat, demonstrate this rig to the cat first. That demo might be all that's ever needed. Short of that, the demo might reduce the chance of you finding your cat on the ceiling the next morning.
- I've heard of this ploy, but have never needed to use it. Please report your experience. - Spoomeister, on 09/07/2009, -1/+88This sounds very immature but why were you taking a dump at your friend's house with the bathroom door open?
- zemkacz, on 09/06/2009, -2/+89Dude, wtf?
- Schmapdi, on 09/07/2009, -1/+86And is adorable!
- gunit99, on 09/06/2009, -3/+84One of my favorite things about being alone in the house is pooping with the bathroom door open...not really sure why, but it's very satisfying.
- Maraud3r, on 09/06/2009, -4/+77Weird timing. This is happening to me as I type this.
- Dotcommer, on 09/06/2009, -1/+69Take a *****? or take a ***** and pet your cat?
- flyingsquirle, on 09/06/2009, -0/+66My dogs do the same thing!!!
... So i usually join in - JessterKing, on 09/06/2009, -1/+66they sniff *****, sometimes eat *****, and produce weapons grade gas, this surprises you how???
- 1gunners4, on 09/07/2009, -0/+64I use a lazer pointer when on the crapper to keep my cat entertained. It's gotten to the point where my cat gets really excited when I start heading to the bathroom.
- DjOverEZ, on 09/06/2009, -2/+66You guys are just jealous.
- morcheeba, on 09/06/2009, -2/+65A bear and a rabbit are talking in the woods. The bear say "don't you hate it when, after you go to the bathroom, you get a little poop stuck on your fur?" and the rabbit says "no, I don't have that problem... poop doesn't stick to my fur". So the bear wipes himself with the rabbit.
- Kaegro, on 09/06/2009, -1/+60cats are great, they keep you company when your lonely pooping.
- mathsciteach, on 09/06/2009, -3/+62And eating poop
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