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- s0m31john, on 01/21/2009, -35/+1043It's funny because balls could mean testicles.
- Snoosy, on 01/21/2009, -16/+855That title reminds me of fondling testicles.
- iamdak, on 01/21/2009, -7/+527... relax afterwards with massages and facials.
- bixby1, on 01/21/2009, -9/+464the romantic in me likes to thing it was done on purpose after an editor lost a bet the night before.
- wild, on 01/21/2009, -2/+387These puns are really rubbing me the wrong way. It can be hairy enough to read digg comment threads, what with all the pubescent humor that gets textually transmitted around here. But then you add in all these groaners and it really ends the fun prematurely. Don't get me wrong, I take it as it comes, but sometimes you regret going down on the page.
- Dinsdale77, on 01/21/2009, -16/+371A subtitle could have been "Too much to handle in one day."
- leif777, on 01/21/2009, -19/+324...in his mouth
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night - Reveillark, on 01/21/2009, -1/+252No need to get testy
- kiiwii, on 01/21/2009, -2/+241Last night it said "Later: Inaugural Balls" on the bottom of the screen on CNN.
I told my wife "I bet the first lady gets some inaugural balls tonight!"
She rolled her eyes and punched me. - Udog, on 01/21/2009, -2/+213You're a nut.
- MrCapo, on 01/21/2009, -4/+214Editor - "Scratch that!"
- blakefacey, on 01/21/2009, -0/+204They didn't take it down, it just rotated out. You can still buy the shirt for it here:
http://www.cnn.com/tshirt/#tshirt?hash=bd6bb8b149c ... - decker12, on 01/21/2009, -6/+204On our local newscast last night, the tease was "Later we're going to take a look at one of Obama's balls!". Needless to say, I certainly didn't change the channel.
- hyperspaztik, on 01/21/2009, -5/+166You're having a ball with this one.
- steelclash84, on 01/21/2009, -4/+160That comment was below the belt.
- Manchildcartoon, on 01/21/2009, -4/+158***** on CNN during the parade one of the reporters said. "Pres. Obama has many balls in front of him, of which he is most likely anxious to get at."
- polarbeargarden, on 01/21/2009, -1/+143Good work.
- chriscim, on 01/21/2009, -3/+124I enjoy your wit.
- Shaggy3, on 01/21/2009, -4/+120'obamas can haz inaugurating ball?'
Oh yeah, much better. - clickmyface, on 01/21/2009, -2/+114thats what she said?
- AlaskaLoneWolf, on 01/21/2009, -3/+109Dugg for juggling reference...
- reaper527, on 01/21/2009, -13/+106dugg for ac/dc
- devila2208, on 01/21/2009, -1/+78Someone shat on CNN during the parade?
- ltchimpo, on 01/21/2009, -2/+78You might say your comment was like a pair of hairy testicles.
- NYankee2003, on 01/21/2009, -0/+71Dick
- ltchimpo, on 01/21/2009, -7/+76Last night it said "Later: Anal" on the bottom of the screen on CNN.
I told my wife "I bet the first lady gets anal tonight!"
She rolled her eyes and punched me. - skersh, on 01/21/2009, -0/+69I think he was saying he bought it in defiance.
- ifonly, on 01/21/2009, -4/+72You don't have a wife.
- tallguyg, on 01/21/2009, -2/+67This thread has a lot of spunk!
- michael.calfee, on 01/21/2009, -1/+65Bravo
- nmezib, on 01/21/2009, -1/+59wow, you beat off the competition with that one!
- markus7353, on 01/21/2009, -3/+59You've got a lot of balls putting such crude humor on this site.
- inactive, on 01/21/2009, -8/+64good work on the screenshot!
- jer21, on 01/21/2009, -1/+56And the winner is....
- fahrvergnuugen, on 01/21/2009, -3/+55You wanted to see one of Obama's balls?
- codyjohnle, on 01/21/2009, -1/+52whoever is responsible for that headline probably got shafted.
- peaceninja, on 01/21/2009, -1/+50has anyone actually bought any of those tee shirts?
- muleskinner, on 01/22/2009, -0/+39you had me at "textually transmitted"
- kiiwii, on 01/21/2009, -2/+37I do.
And get this: She's a doctor!
Just like every little boy's dream, to grow up and marry a doctor. - drewedman, on 01/21/2009, -1/+36You only wanted to see ONE of Obama's balls?
- Meocross, on 01/21/2009, -1/+34Thanks for making me choke on my cup of water.
- jhbarr, on 01/21/2009, -0/+33Or they were watching Jon Stewart's bit with Samantha Bee last night on the Daily Show.
- KMye, on 01/21/2009, -0/+32Headline writers are well aware of exactly what they're writing...whether or not it was bet or dare, I would absolutely assume none of the possible interpretations here went unnoticed.
- recruz, on 01/21/2009, -1/+331. juggle inaugural ball - as in, attending multiple inaugural parties
2. juggle balls - as in, throwing balls in the air and catching them in sequence
3. juggle balls - as in, playing with a man's testicles
4. juggle balls - as in, throwing a man's testicles in the air and catching them in sequence?
5. juggle balls - as in, playing with a man's testicular parties?
I think i got lost somewhere - jakash, on 01/21/2009, -8/+34I like the part where it says 'balls'.
- apena89, on 01/21/2009, -7/+32lmfao!
just bury me. - primehifi, on 01/21/2009, -0/+25Rarely do I literally laugh out loud at the internets, but that was lol funny.
- ltchimpo, on 01/21/2009, -11/+36My balls are always bouncing to the left, and to the right,
- elosorusso, on 01/21/2009, -3/+27It did seem like there were too many balls for Obama to handle.
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