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- carbonetc, on 05/14/2009, -25/+1561Maybe my parents weren't so embarrassing when I was a kid.
- mrtracy, on 05/14/2009, -30/+1102Things like this depress me terribly.
- sealink, on 05/14/2009, -29/+852Wow, young-earthers that don't homeschool their kids. They're kind of a dying breed. Like dodos.
- ChrisOrr, on 05/14/2009, -7/+645why would a kid not want to go on a field trip? When I was in school I would've gone on a field trip to a white paint factory so we could learn the wonders of paint drying over going to class.
- hutch619, on 05/14/2009, -75/+689I can't even begin to express into words ... how BRILLIANT this KID was to do this! It's like the ending of a Mastercard commercial: "making it look like your parents are creationists so you don't have to go on a boring assed field trip to look at fossils all day long - Priceless."
- dementer0, on 05/14/2009, -27/+578*facepalm*
- philkav, on 05/14/2009, -29/+508How can people still be that stupid in this day and age?
- icegoddess13, on 05/14/2009, -19/+336Religion
- zarul, on 05/14/2009, -33/+341Idiots
- Metalcard, on 05/14/2009, -5/+309FTP - Its kinda hard to read:
"Note: Just to let you it is not that we don't believe in things like that, it is just misleading when you talk about it being billions of years old, when we all know that the world is only about 6,000 years old. So why would I pay so that you can misslead my children, your world is just a revolving(?), ours has a start and an end. God created the world. He created animals and man all in the same week. It was also Adam who named all the animals, they will do the essay 'Rock and Minerals' but it might not be 5 pages long, and about billions of years, it will be according to the Bible."
/spelling taken strait from picture - inactive, on 05/14/2009, -12/+313well this is on the internet so it must be real
- mtoto21, on 05/14/2009, -7/+273"I've often thought there ought to be a manual to hand to little kids, telling them what kind of planet they're on, why they don't fall off it, how much time they've probably got here, how to avoid poison ivy, and so on. I tried to write one once. It was called Welcome to Earth. But I got stuck on explaining why we don't fall off the planet. Gravity is just a word. It doesn't explain anything. If I could get past gravity, I'd tell them how we reproduce, how long we've been here, apparently, and a little bit about evolution. I didn't learn until I was in college about all the other cultures, and I should have learned that in the first grade. A first grader should understand that his or her culture isn't a rational invention; that there are thousands of other cultures and they all work pretty well; that all cultures function on faith rather than truth; that there are lots of alternatives to our own society. Cultural relativity is defensible and attractive. It's also a source of hope. It means we don't have to continue this way if we don't like it."
- Kurt Vonnegut - DrVic, on 05/14/2009, -4/+257The why does your mom keep screaming "oh god oh god!"
- inactive, on 05/14/2009, -3/+242My mom's a hooker and my dad's an alcoholic.
I'm just glad they aren't religious. - ChrisOrr, on 05/14/2009, -1/+219yeah, at some point I stopped finding them funny and just started mourning the loss of the human race.
- matthewkg, on 05/14/2009, -9/+226Fox news.
- killdashnine, on 05/14/2009, -14/+218It's flat too, and the center of the Universe.
- PixelMagic, on 05/14/2009, -4/+206Because she saw how small your penis was.
- AbsurdParadox, on 05/14/2009, -2/+185I'm no expert, but I believe the age is based on family tree extrapolation. Essentially theres 4000 years between Adam and Jesus according to the "Bill begot Jim begot Shaniqua" in the old testament.
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..................................., - heysuburbia, on 05/14/2009, -15/+174Professor Richard Dawkins on the 6,000 year old earth:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wr6jNIzsy8 - robdiggity, on 05/14/2009, -1/+158Like Paris Hilton?
- leif77, on 05/14/2009, -5/+162Really? Strait from the picture?
- WhiskeyLemur, on 06/30/2009, -8/+158Not really, when you realize that these people are clearly breeding. Can Digg get a new section for stuff that would be funny if only it weren't true?
- Delphium226, on 05/14/2009, -13/+149Lucky kid. His folks are future Nobel Prize winning scientists who have single handedly overturned a whole branch of science. Thank heavens they question things and don't just accept things blindly... oh wait.
- end3rthe3rd, on 05/14/2009, -0/+130Perhaps he is Arnold from the Magic School Bus?
- TheFuzzyOne, on 05/14/2009, -1/+114In what crazy world do they get a pass?
- LJU1492, on 05/14/2009, -29/+141Actually - no where in the bible does it give the age of the Earth
- temsi, on 05/14/2009, -10/+110Organized religion?
- decx, on 05/14/2009, -1/+100Word&Business->Political News... there it is
- inactive, on 05/14/2009, -32/+131god is an imaginary friend for adults.
- inactive, on 05/14/2009, -2/+99we're not offended, we're amused that people are that ***** retarded.
- cheddabobb, on 05/14/2009, -1/+97"disagrees with your science"
I know, right? All these crazy smart folks with their books and words and stuff. They don't know nuthin. - AmazingSteve, on 05/14/2009, -13/+104The conservative movement.
- Swarms, on 05/14/2009, -2/+92I came in to point out that Young Earth Creationists were only a small wacko group of Christians and that the whole religion doesn't believe that theory, but I figured I'd better look it up before making that claim (It was just a guess).
Then I found: "As of 2008 a Gallup poll indicated that 50% of US adults agreed with the statement "human beings developed over millions of years from less advanced forms of life." Whereas 44% of US adults agreed with the statement "God created human beings pretty much in their present form at one time within the last 10,000 years."
Forty Four ***** percent. Forty Four. Four four. Are you ***** kidding me? Now I'm depressed with you. - rameznabel, on 05/14/2009, -2/+92ZING
- alpha88, on 05/14/2009, -4/+92lmao, Shaniqua.
- cor315, on 05/14/2009, -1/+87/spelling taken strait from picture
irony or ironic humour? - MattB123, on 05/14/2009, -2/+87The geologists?
- leephil, on 05/14/2009, -17/+99Young Earth Creationism... yeah, um, let us know how that works out for you.
- rblancarte, on 05/14/2009, -1/+81I am kind of depressed by this.
- fendereff, on 05/14/2009, -12/+92This is why I dont like admitting that I believe in God...I dont want to be associated with people like that. People like that are embarrassing.
*shuns* - jdwengland, on 05/14/2009, -2/+78I'd say dodos are alive and well...
- RandomNetUser, on 05/14/2009, -2/+78I've always felt that schools should be for teaching facts that can be proven. If you want to learn faith-based things, that's why we have churches.
- inactive, on 05/14/2009, -2/+77I don't understand why the Christian right wackos are so convinced anyone is defending crazy Muslims? Are we only allowed to be critical of one religion at a time? Does saying something negative about Christianity automatically make someone pro-Muslim? Because if this was the case, I certainly wasn't aware of it.
Fact of the matter is, crazy Christians can't handle the concept that atheists are also critical of Islam, It goes against their simple, narrow-minded worldview that if you're opposed to one religion, you must support the other, and so they feel the need to concoct these lies, which is just absolutely disgraceful. - strykefive, on 05/14/2009, -43/+114haha awesome.
- Metalcard, on 05/14/2009, -0/+70Irony, I can't spell worth a damn.
- makkaveli19, on 05/14/2009, -3/+68BUUUUURRRNNNNN!!!!
- lolmax, on 05/14/2009, -2/+67Good thing i was homeschooled, otherwise I'd believe in those silly carbon dating methods. Everyone knows they were invented by the devil to test our faith!
- kiffar, on 05/14/2009, -43/+108What a stupid ***** bitch
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