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Shouldn't this more scary than funny? haha is it really a good thing that everything looks so sexy drunk ?

The only reason people bother drinking Vodka.

Alcohol makes my penis harder, better, faster, stronger

Butter Face

Wow - glad to see our work pleasing the masses :) We directed/shot this for them!

No sh*t

This would be on digg, dugg.

Great. Another copycat commercial again. Here's that beer commercial from Europe that did the same thing..and then the guy runs out of beer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjeogv9VUAE

OGC fap fap fap*

Ethanol solves the energy crisis... Is there any problem alcohol can't solve?

Isn't that song from Grey's Anatomy? Isn't that illegal?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS ABOUT DRINKING ALCOHOL?

1 Corinthians 6:10
nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
1 Corinthians 6:9-11 (in Context) 1 Corinthians 6 (Whole Chapter)
Isaiah 28:1
[ Woe to Ephraim ] Woe to that wreath, the pride of Ephraim's drunkards, to the fading flower, his glorious beauty, set on the head of a fertile valley— to that city, the pride of those laid low by wine!
Isaiah 28:1-3 (in Context) Isaiah 28 (Whole Chapter)
Isaiah 28:3
That wreath, the pride of Ephraim's drunkards, will be trampled underfoot.
Isaiah 28:2-4 (in Context) Isaiah 28 (Whole Chapter)
Job 12:25
They grope in darkness with no light; he makes them stagger like drunkards.
Job 12:24-25 (in Context) Job 12 (Whole Chapter)
Joel 1:5
Wake up, you drunkards, and weep! Wail, all you drinkers of wine; wail because of the new wine, for it has been snatched from your lips.
Joel 1:4-6 (in Context) Joel 1 (Whole Chapter)
Matthew 24:49
and he then begins to beat his fellow servants and to eat and drink with drunkards.
Matthew 24:48-50 (in Context) Matthew 24 (Whole Chapter)
Psalm 69:12
Those who sit at the gate mock me, and I am the song of the drunkards.
Psalm 69:11-13 (in Context) Psalm 69 (Whole Chapter)
Proverbs 23:21
for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags.
Proverbs 23:20-22 (in Context) Proverbs 23 (Whole Chapter)
Proverbs 26:9
Like a thornbush in a drunkard's hand is a proverb in the mouth of a fool.
Proverbs 26:8-10 (in Context) Proverbs 26 (Whole Chapter)
INTEMPERANCE » See DRUNKARDS
SABEANS » Proverbial drunkards (Ezekiel 23:42)
RISING » EARLY » By drunkards (Isaiah 5:11)
Acts 2:13-15
13Others mocking said, These men are full of new wine.
14But Peter, standing up with the eleven, lifted up his voice, and said unto them, Ye men of Judea, and all ye that dwell at Jerusalem, be this known unto you, and hearken to my words:
15For these are not drunken, as ye suppose, seeing it is but the third hour of the day.
Daniel 1:8
8But Daniel purposed in his heart that he would not defile himself with the portion of the king's meat, nor with the wine which he drank: therefore he requested of the prince of the eunuchs that he might not defile himself.
Deuteronomy 21:20
20And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
Deuteronomy 21:21
21And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
Deuteronomy 29:6
6Ye have not eaten bread, neither have ye drunk wine or strong drink: that ye might know that I am the LORD your God.
Deuteronomy 29:19-21
19And it come to pass, when he heareth the words of this curse, that he bless himself in his heart, saying, I shall have peace, though I walk in the imagination of mine heart, to add drunkenness to thirst:
20The LORD will not spare him, but then the anger of the LORD and his jealousy shall smoke against that man, and all the curses that are written in this book shall lie upon him, and the LORD shall blot out his name from under heaven.
21And the LORD shall separate him unto evil out of all the tribes of Israel, according to all the curses of the covenant that are written in this book of the law:
Esther 1:10
10On the seventh day, when the heart of the king was merry with wine, he commanded Mehuman, Biztha, Harbona, Bigtha, and Abagtha, Zethar, and Carcas, the seven chamberlains that served in the presence of Ahasuerus the king,
Esther 1:11
11To bring Vashti the queen before the king with the crown royal, to shew the people and the princes her beauty: for she was fair to look on.
Genesis 19:33
33And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
Genesis 43:34
34And he took and sent messes unto them from before him: but Benjamin's mess was five times so much as any of their's. And they drank, and were merry with him.
Isaiah 5:11
11Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that continue until night, till wine inflames them!
Isaiah 28
1Woe to the crown of pride, to the drunkards of Ephraim, whose glorious beauty is a fading flower, which are on the head of the fat valleys of them that are overcome with wine!
Jeremiah 35:6-14
6But they said, We will drink no wine: for Jonadab the son of Rechab our father commanded us, saying, Ye shall drink no wine, neither ye, nor your sons for ever:
7Neither shall ye build house, nor sow seed, nor plant vineyard, nor have any: but all your days ye shall dwell in tents; that ye may live many days in the land where ye be strangers.
8Thus have we obeyed the voice of Jonadab the son of Rechab our father in all that he hath charged us, to drink no wine all our days, we, our wives, our sons, nor our daughters;
9Nor to build houses for us to dwell in: neither have we vineyard, nor field, nor seed:
10But we have dwelt in tents, and have obeyed, and done according to all that Jonadab our father commanded us.
11But it came to pass, when Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon came up into the land, that we said, Come, and let us go to Jerusalem for fear of the army of the Chaldeans, and for fear of the army of the Syrians: so we dwell at Jerusalem.
12Then came the word of the LORD unto Jeremiah, saying,
13Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Go and tell the men of Judah and the inhabitants of Jerusalem, Will ye not receive instruction to hearken to my words? saith the LORD.
14The words of Jonadab the son of Rechab, that he commanded his sons not to drink wine, are performed; for unto this day they drink none, but obey their father's commandment: notwithstanding I have spoken unto you, rising early and speaking; but ye hearkened not unto me.
Judges 13:4
4Now therefore beware, I pray thee, and drink not wine nor strong drink, and eat not any unclean thing:
Judges 13:13
13And the angel of the LORD said unto Manoah, Of all that I said unto the woman let her beware.
Judges 13:14
14She may not eat of any thing that cometh of the vine, neither let her drink wine or strong drink, nor eat any unclean thing: all that I commanded her let her observe.
1 Kings 16:9
9And his servant Zimri, captain of half his chariots, conspired against him, as he was in Tirzah, drinking himself drunk in the house of Arza steward of his house in Tirzah.
Leviticus 10:8-10
8And the LORD spake unto Aaron, saying,
9Do not drink wine nor strong drink, thou, nor thy sons with thee, when ye go into the tabernacle of the congregation, lest ye die: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations:
10And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;
Luke 1:15
15For he shall be great in the sight of the Lord, and shall drink neither wine nor strong drink; and he shall be filled with the Holy Ghost, even from his mother's womb.
Matthew 11:19
19The Son of man came eating and drinking, and they say, Behold a man gluttonous, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners. But wisdom is justified of her children.
Numbers 6:3
He shall separate himself from wine and strong drink, and shall drink no vinegar of wine, or vinegar of strong drink, neither shall he drink any liquor of grapes, nor eat moist grapes, or dried.
Numbers 6:4
4All the days of his separation shall he eat nothing that is made of the vine tree, from the kernels even to the husk.
Proverbs 23:21
21For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags
Psalm 69:12
12They that sit in the gate speak against me; and I was the song of the drunkards.
1 Samuel 1:12-16
12And it came to pass, as she continued praying before the LORD, that Eli marked her mouth.
13Now Hannah, she spake in her heart; only her lips moved, but her voice was not heard: therefore Eli thought she had been drunken.
14And Eli said unto her, How long wilt thou be drunken? put away thy wine from thee.
15And Hannah answered and said, No, my lord, I am a woman of a sorrowful spirit: I have drunk neither wine nor strong drink, but have poured out my soul before the LORD.
16Count not thine handmaid for a daughter of Belial: for out of the abundance of my complaint and grief have I spoken hitherto.
1 Samuel 25:36
36And Abigail came to Nabal; and, behold, he held a feast in his house, like the feast of a king; and Nabal's heart was merry within him, for he was very drunken: wherefore she told him nothing, less or more, until the morning light.
2 Samuel 11:13
13And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.
2 Samuel 13:28
28Now Absalom had commanded his servants, saying, Mark ye now when Amnon's heart is merry with wine, and when I say unto you, Smite Amnon; then kill him, fear not: have not I commanded you? be courageous, and be valiant.