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- inactive, on 07/29/2008, -1/+173The guy who gets wasted and passes out isn't someone who will 'ruin' the party...he makes it enjoyable. Where else does everyone get to practise their arts and crafts skills?
My vote,
The Unasked DJ: This asshat will worm his way into your iPod/laptop/stereo of choice and start playing some 'good' music. This can go one of two ways: music that no one (and I mean NO ONE) has ever, ever heard of that will totally kill the mood or getting treated to nothing but Madonna, ABBA and Neil Diamond selections all damn night long, way too loud. This will ultimately result in the cops being called and, since the Unasked DJ doesn't live at your place, YOU'LL be the fruitcake who the guys at the precinct will be talking about who likes all that 'lame crap.' Oh yeah, good luck at getting laid, as the girlfriend/boyfriend prospect you invited over will arrive JUST as 'Cotton Eye Joe' hits. - diggface5000, on 07/30/2008, -4/+128#10. Sober person with camera- Always there trying to get everyone to take shots, play lame drinking games, and generally just consume more alcohol while they creepily lurk sober in the corners snapping hundred of photos to post on their public myspace page.
- cuinheaven3, on 07/29/2008, -1/+110I know all of those people in real life. If I invite only those 8 people, will it be like crossing the streams in Ghostbusters?
- krisscofield, on 07/30/2008, -1/+91#9: Loud fat girl who knows everyone and is hell-bent on cockblocking you.
#10: The "musician" who pulls out an acoustic guitar.
#11: The un-invited douchebag who brought along over 9,000 of his friends. - canewediggit, on 07/29/2008, -0/+82this is particularly frustrating when he's an actual dj that brought his crappy records with him when he heard there were going to be tables present.
YOU HEAR ME, BEN?!?!?! NO ONE ASKED YOU TO ***** UP MY JAM WITH YOUR ***** TRANCE ANTHEMS!!!!! - KailuaSurfer808, on 07/29/2008, -0/+80I'm at least six of those!
- Halsfield, on 07/30/2008, -2/+77#11: Girl who gets drunk way too early and wants to sleep with anyone who's willing that she hasnt met before(second part is key to this stereotype). key phrases: beer just goes right to my vagina, wanna give me a backrub in the spare bedroom?
#12: Mom of someone at party who still thinks she's in college(or is trying to think this just for tonight).
#13 captain takeyourkeys: guy who insists on making you sleep at their house even though you've only had one drink 4 hours ago because he doesnt want you to get hurt. chairman of local SADD chapter, all around idiot and douche extraordinaire. - AlpineStars777, on 07/30/2008, -0/+74#9 Mr. Tough Guy
Before even entering the party he's pissed for no reason whatsoever. Likely wearing an Affliction shirt, rocks barbwire tats, and drinking Busch Light. May be heard having heated debates about Chuck Liddell and Tim Sylvia.
Where to find him
The backyard or the garage getting his boys amped up for a throwdown.
Why it will ruin your party
Because he has to show everyone he's not little on the inside. - tehcobra, on 07/30/2008, -2/+73Good list of what not to be when I'm finally, one day, invited to a party...................................................................................='(.
- Zarokima, on 07/30/2008, -0/+55Only one way to find out. If you want to add a socially awkward nerd into the mix who's only there because he wants to see how this experiment ends, I'm available whenever.
- bulletmoy, on 07/30/2008, -0/+49What about the guys that brings a bunch of jail bait to your house thinking hes doing every one a favor by bringing 15 year old girls to your party.
- DarkSpoon, on 07/29/2008, -0/+48That was awesome. It should probably be printed out as a poster.
- floridiot2, on 07/29/2008, -1/+469. Officer Dickbutt.
- sirlancelot88, on 07/30/2008, -2/+43#9: Anyone from Digg.
- jlian, on 07/30/2008, -0/+40The last picture is actually pretty accurate.
- Angus320, on 07/30/2008, -0/+39oh hell, I'm a #6.
- Zylock, on 07/30/2008, -2/+41#13 - The fat, ugly broad who pretends to be drunk all night, and then "passes out" next to any single guy who actually got hammered and legitimately passed out. Then, the next morning, she's excited that the hapless guy waking up next to her, "really likes me!" Other reasons she'll ruin the party: she's so desperately alone that she'll talk about almost anything, often interjecting into an existing conversation, to get attention; she's tirelessly and dumbly upbeat as if being cheery is as good as being interesting; and, perhaps worst of all, someone always invites her because they pity her.
And just because I'm curious, have I depicted a stereotype, or do I know the only example..? - inactive, on 07/30/2008, -0/+38the most annoying person is a friends friend, who comes to the party, drinks all the beer and acts like a douche bag, as if he can be someplace cooler but decided to come here and...drink all your beer.
- Cheezeburgar, on 07/30/2008, -1/+38So that's why I never get invited to parties.
- TheMachine1, on 07/30/2008, -2/+36Neil Patrick Harris could save that party.
- inactive, on 07/30/2008, -0/+32totally. Ben sucks ass.
- wolferz, on 07/30/2008, -1/+32The most annoying person you can have at a party is the guy that refuses to drink anything that isn't a mixed drink... then brags about how he could drink any one there under the table... then swears he has had 10 shots of 151 rum and isn't buzzed when the 151 hasn't been opened yet... then grabs 5 slices of the two 10 slice extra-large pizzas for himself when there are 9 people present and claims he thought every one else was done even though only two other slices had been taken and the pizza only just arrived... then, without asking, takes the music you put into your sound system out and puts screamo on full blast on instead then swears it's not screamo and screamo sucks... then tells you you're an idiot if your worry about your system being damaged by being turned up all the way cause he does it all the time... all while getting mad at you for getting mad at him over "nothing"... then when you try to change it back he trys to stop you and knocks your 500$ blu-ray player onto the floor followed by promptly blaming you... then storms out that back door, leaving it open and swears he didn't do it... then spills his drink when he comes back in and blames some one else... then some how manages to break your toilet by sitting on it but that also isn't his fault... then when you take him to the side and tell him to get the ***** lost he tells you that you are the problem and no one has a problem with him except you (never mind only three other people are still at the party by 9pm and two of those who left said they wont come to another one where he is present)... and then you realize this was inevitable because he's like this sober too.
I happen to know this guy. I fantasize about crushing his skull between my bare hands. - Gizza, on 07/30/2008, -0/+31I've been a 6 too many times. Though the trick to that is to start drinking and get drunk enough to start mingling with all the people that you don't know.
- richmonkey3, on 07/30/2008, -1/+32#42. The guy that you just met a minute ago and asks you if you have any weed.
How do I know that you are not an undercover cop? Is that cowboy hat that you are wearing some kind of prelude to the Walker Texas Ranger style ass-kicking you are about to give me? Where am I? Who ate all the cookies? - parax, on 07/30/2008, -0/+29I've never been to a party or had one where there was person #8. Where the hell can i find these people who want to keep the place clean?
- Halsfield, on 07/30/2008, -1/+30this may blow your mind, but the internet exists in real life, not a dream, not a parallel dimension, it just exists in electric signals going through tubes across the planet, it however, is not fake or imagined but very real.
in addition, talking about things you do in your day with people that do the same thing in a so-called "real-life" setting is just as strange as talking about what you did at work that day, or where you ate lunch , etc.
learn to open your mind . - Halsfield, on 07/30/2008, -0/+29addon to your guy: will purposefully bump into someone to make them spill their drink to start a fight -OR- will fight instantly for a tiny splash of beer on his shirt for someone accidently bumping into him. possibly on roids or meth.
- cdigioia, on 07/30/2008, -0/+28This is a problem because...?
dugg for "beer just goes right to my vagina" though. - Halsfield, on 07/30/2008, -0/+24most of the girls i know like that have STDs, so she's spreading the herp to your friends while you were just trying to have a fun night of harmless drunkenness .
- Cryptoprocta, on 07/01/2009, -1/+25What about the guy who brings his own guitar and play ***** pointless 70's hippie music...
- thebrinkman, on 07/30/2008, -1/+22#11: Guy with a guitar who keeps insisting on a Blues Traveler sing-along
- doctordbx, on 07/30/2008, -0/+21*****... #13 happened to me once.
I didn't touch her I swear, but that didn't stop the hoe telling all our mutual friends there was 'something' between us.
Of course, now that I'm old and my standards are slipping, I'd probably hit her. - cdigioia, on 07/30/2008, -0/+20OK, good answer.
- Seth024, on 07/30/2008, -0/+19#9 Guys who surfs on digg during the party and gives updates on his blog.
- Sahtor, on 07/30/2008, -1/+20the guitar douchebag sleeps with all your girls
- alibanana, on 07/30/2008, -0/+18no.9: Buzz Killington
- Killeroid, on 07/30/2008, -1/+19Lol, you read my mind. Was at this party on friday, this kid kept talking about 4chan all night. It was ***** annoying. I finally got tired and just told some of the girls that 4chan was a pedophile hangout in disguise and so they should be careful of that "pedophile" guy. It was actually pretty hilarious watching everyone avoid him afterwards
- xerox, on 07/30/2008, -2/+20or not being able to pace yourself within comfortable limits for your body? I still blame you.
- zzz@tkz, on 07/30/2008, -0/+17I'm the guy that gets ***** up early in the party...blame me weighing 120lbs., heh.
- flamyngo, on 07/30/2008, -0/+16My favorite comments from this article:
# frank bailey Says:
July 29th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
11. As well as waaay too old guy, there is always ‘immature liitle prick tease.’ She thinks she’s SO hot, but really she’s only after the dude who can’t look after his wad. -Even if you get stuck sleeping with her she shags just like she chews gum; mechanical, predictable and boring. (they are hell to get shot of in the morning too.)
12. Spiritual freaky couple; bore you to tears with recipes for healing, crystals for chakra and other STD’s and drone on and on about these ‘out of body experiences’ they imagine they had.
13. The worst. Wannabe Gangsta Hip Guy. “Alright. geeza? Hey, bro; whassup??? yo, homey, hows it hanging… Woh! Dude!!” etc etc… god, these are such a drag. they think they are the dogs’ bollocks, but really, they are just bollocks.
um, what the hell kind of party are you going to buddy? - Ymeg, on 07/30/2008, -0/+169: The guy that won't ***** leave.
- israfil334, on 07/30/2008, -1/+17"If possible, pair her up with the super wasted guy. She’ll think he’s listening and he’ll think he’s going to score."
LMFAO that made my day. good idea too..
(i also realized ive been that drunk guy once :|, started laughing n then fell silent...) - slapballs, on 07/30/2008, -1/+16I'd bang #5
- TheMime, on 07/29/2008, -3/+18Hey guys, I think I'm The Unasked DJ..
- gibler, on 07/30/2008, -0/+14Here is my extras:
#11 Stoners who sit around spaced out and paranoid that the cops are about to bust them.
#12 The person who just insists on putting on a movie to watch
#13 Anyone who insist on breaking out their mobile phones and start randomly texting.
#14 The closet arsonist who insists on some bonfire being created. - septicmadman, on 07/30/2008, -2/+15I hope you read this and say to yourself, "Why am I so ***** stupid?"
- AeonTorpor, on 07/30/2008, -0/+13I have a funny story about that. This guy I know that comes to our parties is a mma fighter. All roided acting like that dood, but has a bit more restraint. So the "tough guy" comes in acting like a real douche, trying to start *****. mma guy is already buzzed, he's like, "***** it".
Goes to wrestle, mma guy takes him down instantly, full mount and fakes elbow strikes. "You'd be done, man." Good sport, i'd say. The douche bag proceeds to pinch mma guy till he bruises (look like he got hit w/ a paintball). mma guy throws him a real elbow. Blood everywhere.
Let's just say "tough guy" probably won't be doing that again anytime soon. - kalkin, on 07/30/2008, -0/+12superb. the photos are great too. finally a list worthy of the front page.
- fuxxx, on 07/30/2008, -0/+12"Let's get this party started!!"
Oh god kill me now - bulletmoy, on 07/30/2008, -0/+12invite a tweaker over
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