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- slabdigger, on 10/18/2008, -1/+31I know I'll be fine when the zombies attack. I'm headed to the Winchester.
- inactive, on 10/18/2008, -3/+29***** MSM even has zombies brainwashed to spend all their time shopping.
- ScottMcIntyre, on 10/18/2008, -7/+33very funny list... it's true- zombies always seem to be in the mood for shopping at the local mall! So, avoid the department stores when a zombie invasion is taking place :-)
The movie 28 Days Later, set in London also included quite a stereotypical plot of the victims waking up in an empty hospital. That's got to be a sure sign that you're no longer amongst the living. "Feed me BRAINS!!" ;-)
QFA:"If you find yourself falling into either of the above groups, you should probably avoid spending time unconscious in a hospital bed. In a zombie apocalypse, nothing's more embarrassing than walking around asking stuff like, "What the fXXX happened to the world?" - scfraser6, on 10/18/2008, -1/+26This is my boomstick!
- Sublex, on 10/18/2008, -4/+28Dugg for the Shaun of the Dead mention.
- Fhwqhgads, on 10/18/2008, -4/+267. Cracked puts their article on one page.
- app103, on 10/18/2008, -5/+24Dating Tips for Guys: Watch out for female zombies. They only want you for your brains. :-P
- Checkerd, on 10/18/2008, -0/+17I can see that the zombies have already eaten your brain.
- TonyLocNE, on 10/18/2008, -1/+11I do believe Bush has already put actions in play to prevent any zombie uprising... I feel safer..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoXgRtDysLY - sjbdallas, on 10/18/2008, -3/+13We also need "6 signs you're about to turn into a zombie"
- dha07030, on 10/18/2008, -1/+9My fascination with zombies started before the internet.
- joeleslie, on 10/18/2008, -1/+9Never, because we will never be truly safe from the threat of a zombie apocalypse.
- theenginedriver, on 10/18/2008, -1/+7My mind combined the headlines of this and the story below it to:
6 Signs You're About to be Attacked by Michelle Bachmann - claydawg, on 10/18/2008, -2/+77. You get a notification on Facebook
- GamingForever, on 10/18/2008, -2/+7Brains.. Brains.... We want brains!
- MeatyVitamin, on 10/18/2008, -1/+6When will this internet fascination of mocking what is popular end?
- dha07030, on 10/18/2008, -1/+5For anyone with Half Life 2 for the PC download a mod called Zombie Panic it should hold you over till Left 4 Dead.
- granolajoe, on 10/18/2008, -3/+6Awesome. Loved reading this, especially on the day I'm going on a Zombie crawl in Downtown Denver!
- inactive, on 10/18/2008, -0/+3Shop smart... shop S-Mart!
- HallenbeckJoe, on 10/18/2008, -1/+4"But you don't play by those rules, and well, neither do zombies."
- meets, on 10/18/2008, -0/+3send more paramedics.
- SolubleFish, on 10/18/2008, -1/+4Send more paramedics.
- RobotKeaton, on 10/18/2008, -0/+2#1 sign you're about to be attacked by zombies: You're Ashley J. Williams.
- Henweigh, on 10/18/2008, -0/+2Samurai sword. Heads will roll
- migshark, on 10/18/2008, -0/+2I'm still in love with being able to propel saw blades at zombies to cut them all in half, SO FUN.
- tattertech, on 10/18/2008, -0/+2"You made me hurt myself again! I broke my hand off completely at the wrist this time, Tina! But that's okay, Darlin', because I love you, and that's why you have to let me eat your brains!"
- bagboyrebel, on 10/19/2008, -0/+2lightsaber, definitely going to need a lightsaber.
- FUR10N, on 10/19/2008, -0/+2http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQGVCJOVQl4
- ohhaiitsryan, on 10/18/2008, -0/+1a zombie's english is not that fluent.
- Nrvana423, on 10/18/2008, -1/+2All you need to know to fight off said zombie attack: http://zombiehunters.org/
- barryiggins, on 10/18/2008, -1/+2It seems like in pretty much every zombie movie/book I've seen or read, EVERYONE gets attacked; its the nature of the zombie apocalypse. But if you want to stay alive as long as possible, although its counterintuitive, you should stay close to the action and danger. Its the guys who stay back to do the seemingly innocuous, "safe" tasks who always seem to be *****
- Rendonsmug, on 10/19/2008, -0/+1Straight up machete. Tough, durable, and lethal. Will take out many zombies before breaking.
Barring that: a crowbar. Very tough but might have a tendancy to get stuck in heads. - PopASquatt, on 10/18/2008, -1/+2Just be sure to cement graves when you bury people.
- barryiggins, on 10/18/2008, -0/+1I'd go with the flail--that medieval stick with the chain attached to a spiked ball
- RobotBuddha, on 10/18/2008, -1/+2I wish there were more zombie movies coming out. Earlier in the year we were getting about one or two per month. Sure, most of them weren't that great. But it's still fun to see something new in a genre you like, even if the quality isn't so hot.
- Rendonsmug, on 10/19/2008, -0/+1No, a lightsaber would run out of battery.
- bagboyrebel, on 10/19/2008, -0/+1Hey, those were Deadites, not zombies. There's a difference!
- nozombies, on 12/17/2008, -0/+0Well, at least they're trying to get the word out, even if the article wasn't the best I've ever read...
http://nozombies.com - Pwnsan, on 11/16/2008, -0/+0God, I thought I was the only one that thought about being attacked by Zombies. I always have an escape plan no matter where I am lol.
- UGM2099, on 10/18/2008, -1/+1It's ZomieCon in NYC right now. According to their latest text alert they'll be outside the Bowling Green subway stop 4 and 5 trains near Wall Street at 5:30 PM.
- uGotTheWrongGuy, on 10/20/2008, -0/+0Dugg because they left out:
People around you are saying "brains..." - inactive, on 10/18/2008, -1/+1wait, whose parents/siblings/girlfriend became a zombie in 28 Days Later? His parents were just asleep and it was his neighbor who attacked.
- DearSergio, on 10/18/2008, -1/+1ISS is sweet.
- cubicrystal, on 10/18/2008, -1/+1I think they're real. They come from somewhere along the reptilian order of things only dead-er.
- zetsurin, on 10/18/2008, -1/+1***** THE RIAA!
- ASSASSYN360, on 10/19/2008, -1/+1Anyone with saints row 2 there is a zombie game you can play. It helped me get my zombie fix till Left4Dead.
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