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  • Nitrodist88, on 09/29/2009, -8/+477Snake: Dead again. Can you say "GAME OVER"?

    Otacon: Hey snake... give me a call when you get this.

    Otacon: Snake?

    Otacon: SNAKE?

    Otacon: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • fluidfoundation, on 09/29/2009, -9/+464Navi: HEY! LISTEN!
    Link: Oh not this ***** again...

  • ramblinwreck45, on 09/28/2009, -9/+419Why the ***** is bowser friends with peach on facebook?
  • norwegianlegion, on 09/29/2009, -29/+422Yoshi: Toad is a dick. Don't race with him.
    Toad: dude I got a ***** blue shell what am I supposed to do, scratch my ass with it until your pansy ass crosses the finish line? Get over it.
    Yoshi: THAT TOOK NO SKILL YOU NUB I SHOULD HAVE WON AND IF YOU DIDNT GET THAT CHEAP ASS ITEM I WOULD HAVE HAD THE LIGHTNING CUP AND I KNOW YOU TOOK A SHORTCUT TOO SO GO SHRINK YOUR HEAD AND GROW YOUR TINY DICK OR SOMETHING *****
    DK: lul Yoshi just got pwnd lul
    Yoshi: ***** don't start with me you spent half of Bowser's Castle stuck against a wall yelling HOW DO I REVERSE THIS *****
    DK: :(
    Luigi: LOL YOSHI.
    Yoshi: Don't start with me Luigi I know you were the little bitch who kept putting banana peels on all the jumps
    Luigi: dude ***** u i was agreeing with u...
    Toad: It's okay Luigi, Yoshi is just a little butthurt. Grats on Bronze btw :D
    Yoshi: IMMA EAT YOU AND NEGLECT TO ***** YOU OUT AS AN EGG YOU LITTLE BITCH
  • idavidtang, on 09/29/2009, -8/+387***** or gtfo.
  • Sewermutt, on 09/28/2009, -4/+360Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
  • Kakumeikeahi, on 09/29/2009, -5/+299Stockholm syndrome
  • JackRedmond, on 09/28/2009, -27/+286"kidnapped again ;("

    That made me lol. Surely she would have needed an iPhone or a similar device to upload such a status.
  • Favreism, on 09/28/2009, -2/+236Eh, everyone's friends with everyone. De-friending then re-friending is too awkward.
  • tidu, on 09/29/2009, -1/+207*Inbox Message from the Owl*

    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...

    Read this message again?
    ->Yes
  • tidu, on 09/29/2009, -1/+191dugg for effort
  • macfan93, on 09/29/2009, -1/+190Duke Nukem: just ran out of bubble gum
  • Rileyman6678, on 09/28/2009, -26/+192I lol'd at the Sonic one.
    The other ones were meh.
  • theAzone, on 09/29/2009, -2/+167It does say "via Facebook for Android" next to her status update
  • TwoKill, on 09/29/2009, -1/+162Link: "you have been poked by navi"
    Would you like to poke back?
  • greentable, on 09/29/2009, -4/+123reaction: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
  • TheBifman, on 09/29/2009, -7/+125You really took the time to type that all out
  • Roobix, on 09/29/2009, -3/+105Where do you think Bowser Jr. came from?
  • kingbinji, on 09/29/2009, -4/+104Master Chief is playing Farmville
  • OMGNinjas, on 09/28/2009, -5/+97Sephiroth is such a jackass
  • yocouchdigga, on 09/29/2009, -4/+93Dugg for Sephiroth being a /b/tard.
  • idavidtang, on 09/29/2009, -5/+91SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • longlivesquare, on 09/29/2009, -3/+88Yes she would. And don't call me Shirley.
  • dustout, on 09/29/2009, -1/+76http://togtfo.com
  • Hindukid, on 09/29/2009, -6/+80AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • SnakeLemma, on 09/29/2009, -1/+72I would so stalk Tifa...
  • ShloppyJoe, on 09/29/2009, -8/+78AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • ceredron, on 09/29/2009, -1/+71I don't really understand the down diggs... I thought it was pretty funny..
  • X9001, on 09/29/2009, -0/+67Duke Nukem : has no recent activity
  • norwegianlegion, on 09/29/2009, -2/+69Well sorry then, I guess it was funnier in my head :(
  • HeyChris, on 09/29/2009, -3/+67Bowser only kidnaps Peach so he can see Mario
  • Treason, on 09/29/2009, -5/+67AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • scottrothman, on 09/29/2009, -4/+63Peppy says do a barrel roll, idiot
  • Cerebron, on 09/29/2009, -4/+62Roman: NIKO! We never hang out anymore, where are you?
    Roman: Hey, NIKO! Msg me.
    Roman: NIKO, NIKO, NIKO!

    Niko: Just killed my fat annoying cousin, lolz!
  • ManUnitdFan, on 09/29/2009, -1/+58http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dashboard_Confessiona ...
  • theAzone, on 09/29/2009, -18/+74Master Chief's status would say "Off destroy a halo ring, again"
  • omgaCanadian, on 09/29/2009, -0/+51dugg cause its ***** hilarious :)
  • nine56, on 09/29/2009, -2/+52AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • psykiv, on 09/29/2009, -3/+50Link talks??!?!?

    WHAT THE ***** IS THE WORLD COMING TO?
  • oztrez, on 09/29/2009, -9/+56I'm with Diddy. Not being able to breath makes me anger
  • Lorddias, on 09/29/2009, -0/+46But he wouldn't have any friends replying because they are all dead.
  • sonithjackke, on 09/29/2009, -1/+47God damnit, I just wanted to see what would happen if I clicked "GTFO". Now I'm gay. Great. This'll make Thanksgiving awkward.
  • ManUnitdFan, on 09/29/2009, -1/+46Whoooosh.
  • scuba7183, on 09/29/2009, -4/+47KKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • ManUnitdFan, on 09/29/2009, -1/+42I would like to guess Dashboard Confessional again.
  • TheInimitable, on 09/29/2009, -0/+41Really? You're going to look at that sentence in the state it's in and pick just one thing to grammar nazi about?
  • sonithjackke, on 09/29/2009, -2/+42Crono and Marle are now in a relationship

    Crono: ...

    Marle: Hey hunny-bunny! :D Just thought I'd say hi!

    Crono: ...

    Marle: Hi again! Just wanted to say I love you! <3

    Crono: ...

    Marle: Crono, baby, don't you have something you wanted to tell me?

    Crono: ...

    Marle: Crono!!1 Plz say something :'(

    Crono: ...

    Marle: That's it!! We're through!! I didn't want to do this on facebook, but every time I call you answer and don't talk!! You're soooo cruel!!! :((

    Crono: ...

    Crono and Marle are no longer in a relationship

    Crono: :(
  • inactive, on 09/29/2009, -3/+42Squall would be watching Twilight, waiting for his Edward.
  • Shuk, on 09/29/2009, -0/+39If Cloud is listening to Dashboard, I can't even imagine what Squall would be listening to.
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