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- a1cd, on 01/10/2009, -1/+165Stolen from their comments section
"Has anyone on this site besides me watched the current series, Transformers: Animated? In this series, Starscream blows up Megatron in the FIRST episode. Three eps later, megatron comes back online, but hes just a head. Ten episodes after that, he's fully rebuilt, and one of his first actions is to blast Starscream point blank in the face, killing him. Hardcore."
Obviously Megatron reads cracked - Andrewbot, on 01/11/2009, -2/+91TO SHOOT PEOPLE.
- GalacticRerun, on 01/10/2009, -1/+87I still don't understand to this day why Megtron just turned into a gun.
- HookmasterCH47, on 01/10/2009, -1/+73Holy crap, that pretty much summed up management 101 at most universities.
- Hoogie7Dowser, on 01/11/2009, -1/+58Soundwave always got things done, and took care of business. Soundwave should've been 2nd in command. He brings intelligence gathering, critical analysis, commitment and loyalty, and logic/reasoning over emotion. Plus his voice is comfortingly robotic.
- ElGubrush, on 01/11/2009, -2/+58Starscream must have some compromising pictures Megatron doesn't want forwarded to his wifeatron
- Lykil, on 01/10/2009, -1/+56I'll not stop missing transformers.
- Ajajadude, on 01/11/2009, -1/+50I never understood where the hell Prime's trailer went when he transformed back into his robot form.
- UltX, on 01/10/2009, -2/+46You pathetic fools! There's no escape!
Starscream, what a dick. - RadiatedAnt, on 01/11/2009, -5/+47I think you meant to post this in the Oprah forum...
- Fhwqhgads, on 01/10/2009, -4/+46Who predicted Cracked would do Transformers today? Probably the most unpredictable site on the web.
- inactive, on 01/11/2009, -0/+42you don't wanna know
- Anand999, on 01/11/2009, -2/+44I still don't understand how he turns into a gun that's like 1/20th of his regular size. Everyone else transforms into things that are roughly the same size as their non-transformed state.
- inactive, on 01/11/2009, -1/+40It's crazy. 20 years ago, I was an 8 year old little boy, playing with the Optimus Prime my dad bought me, watching Transformers and loving it. Now I get to watch my 8 year old son play with the Optimus Prime I bought him while watching the new Transformers and loving it. Good times.
- terrorpin, on 01/11/2009, -0/+36Why? He had a great big gun on his arm.
- CJDarkhaven, on 01/10/2009, -4/+32Merely seeing the title is a win, Cracked rules...
- aceakm, on 01/11/2009, -1/+29You fail me yet again Starscream.
- FreddieD, on 01/11/2009, -1/+27Well at least Soundwave saw the incompetence of upper management and went to work for the same company as Peter Griffin...
http://kurayami.multiply.com/video/item/23/Family_ ... - thePTS, on 01/11/2009, -1/+24I was hoping for the movie to be about Transformers. :(
- purelithium, on 01/11/2009, -1/+23Because it's AWESOME?
- LiquidSpark, on 01/10/2009, -1/+22Great article! I love Starscream's impudence. I was hoping for a little bit of that attitude in the movie :(
- inactive, on 01/11/2009, -0/+19No it's because they were more than meets the eye.
- inactive, on 01/11/2009, -1/+20"Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy!"
"Megatron...? Is that you?"
"HERE'S A HINT!"
BLAAAOOOWWW!!! - inactive, on 01/11/2009, -1/+19Maybe Megatron didn't have enough documentation yet to properly fire him given the litigious nature of society and all. He can't afford another lawsuit for wrongful termination.
- eManX01, on 01/11/2009, -0/+17Think about it. Transformers were toys. So, Megatron is awesome. Imagine an action figure that turns into a gun, and is originally made out of metal. Your friends may laugh that you have Megatron and not Optimus, but you can then transform him into a gun and then pistol whip your friends :)
- jeremyosborne81, on 01/11/2009, -0/+15I remember being three or four and going on a plane with my mother. We were probably going to see my grandparents. Going through security they took my back pack through the x-ray machine and everybody got real excited. We had to stand to the side while they searched through my bag and pulled out Megatron .... in gun form. Back then I didn't see what the problem was. Now I think it's hilarious. Mind you, this was 24 years ago. Airport security was a little more relaxed.
- PilotHead, on 01/11/2009, -2/+17It's the same 5 reasons why The Brain should fire Pinky.
- Kronos6948, on 01/11/2009, -0/+14Soundwave? Any of the cassettes? Metroplex? Starscream and the other planes should've towered over any vehicle based bot...
So, there was mass shifting going on with all of the 'bots. - Kronos6948, on 01/11/2009, -0/+13Mass shifting.
Something that Michael Bay was supposedly dead set against....
...until it came to the Cube. - greatfloat, on 01/10/2009, -3/+15That might be the best list Cracked has ever made. Simply EPIC.
- aornoe785, on 01/11/2009, -0/+12Yes, because it's awesome.
- noahgelman, on 01/11/2009, -1/+13Starscream is my favorite Decepticon, but he always came off as a homosexual. I don't know if that's just me or not. Probably is.
- Jektal, on 01/11/2009, -0/+12Shrinkage.
- Sebach, on 01/11/2009, -1/+13In Transformers The Movie, that Startrain guy is the same size as everyone else until he tranforms into a train (who would have guessed) and loads everybody on board (wtf!). Then, while they're all inside this train guy, flying through space, they go and have a little power struggle inside him. During this, the Constrobots, in their bid for leadership, go ahead and unite to form Devastator INSIDE the frigging Startrain guy and they all have it out inside this dude while he's trying to fly a straight course!
- 25mL, on 01/11/2009, -0/+11Startrain? Astrotrain :)
- chuckDontSurf, on 01/11/2009, -0/+11I was hoping Shia La whatever would get killed in the first 5 minutes.
- Junkey, on 01/10/2009, -1/+12No way should he fire him. He is smart to keep him on as his fall guy. Megatron AI is far beyond our inferior human intellect.
- riskybeats, on 01/11/2009, -1/+12We're all a bit robosexual.
- punkcat, on 01/11/2009, -0/+11really? really? cartoon physics baffle you?
- count123, on 01/11/2009, -0/+10Odd, I missed the episode where Pinky tried to overthrow the Brain.
- txtphile, on 01/11/2009, -3/+12This article has "The Touch" AND "The Power."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkYuK3AKrxc - jeremyosborne81, on 01/11/2009, -0/+9I always wondered why Cobra Commander was piloting Starscream.
- Ajajadude, on 01/11/2009, -1/+10It wouldn't be so bad if he would actually follow through with his dammed threats. I mean, seriously, who says that and not only lets the so-called "pathetic fools" escape, but he gets his ***** foot stuck and almost gets crushed to death!
- thePTS, on 01/11/2009, -0/+9"Keee Keee Kwee.."?
eh.. what? that's your best attempt at the transforming sound? come on.. - jeremymccurdy, on 01/11/2009, -0/+8It was sort of funny the first time you posted it, the second time just makes you look like a jackass.
- xaxxon, on 01/11/2009, -1/+9Megatron gives another meaning to the phrase "wrongful termination". Especially the way he "fired" ironhide in the movie.
- ZeeZee2k, on 01/11/2009, -0/+71st episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ16d-qpBEE - ansatsu29, on 01/11/2009, -0/+7Of all Decepticons, I really liked Soundwave.
- inactive, on 01/11/2009, -0/+7http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/transformers/ima ...
Revitalize a Decepticon they said... -
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