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- Lephtovermeet, on 05/23/2008, -23/+313This list sucked. It's like something my mom would find on the internet.
- jascination, on 05/23/2008, -4/+257Mirrors:
http://www.jibjab.com/view/127399
http://brainlessworld.wordpress.com/2008/02/21/25- ...
And if all else fails:
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around
you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's
leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the
beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely
upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not
condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good *****."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for
real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate
them instead of asking "Oh crap - what the H--- happened?" - nuural, on 05/23/2008, -4/+190#27 you started clicking Express Setup instead of Custom Setup during software installations
- toenail, on 05/23/2008, -2/+168#27 its no longer fun getting mail because they are all BILLS
- Ouze, on 05/23/2008, -7/+171thank you, digg, for becoming an email forward for a relative who has AOL
- inactive, on 05/23/2008, -6/+129Parts of your body can predict changes in the weather.
I have a hip barometer. - tonyDigger, on 05/23/2008, -4/+88# You didn't know internet when you were in school.
# You have actually worked on a 486.. well.. Make it Pentium MMX..
# You know why we call it DIAL, even though we press the buttons on a cell phone..
# You remember when gasoline was in cents.
- imabot, on 05/23/2008, -5/+741 Way To Knowing Your Server Needs To Grow Up
#1. 500 Internal Server Error - inactive, on 05/23/2008, -0/+65Parts of my body can find furniture in the dark. Shin is one of them.
- sarchosis, on 05/23/2008, -7/+68500 Internal Server Error is all the reason I need.
- Gemfinder, on 05/23/2008, -5/+63Glad to say that I'm a happy medium between "responsible adult" and "dumb-ass kid" :)
- glinsvad, on 05/23/2008, -0/+57# 25b All of your ex-girlfriends are now married [with children]
- akatherder, on 05/23/2008, -1/+57#26. When kids ask you to buy alcohol for them and you won't
- backbyter, on 05/23/2008, -4/+59Not to worry, in time there will be a similar list that *you'll* find on the internet.
- csrster, on 05/23/2008, -0/+43Pretty accurate. 21 made me smile at the distant memory of my young, stoned and/or drunk self tucking into bacon, eggs and toast in front of the TV at sometime around midnight. Usually with a gin and tonic in hand. (Doing that now would just make me a sad old alcoholic slob.)
- CCoe, on 05/23/2008, -6/+46"A" Hitchcock reference.
- inactive, on 05/23/2008, -1/+38you pay all your own bills
/thread - Orderless, on 05/23/2008, -3/+40I've done #24 since I turned 21. It's called pre-gaming. $200+ bar tabs are NOT a pleasant thing to wake up to on Sunday morning.
- trispear, on 05/23/2008, -3/+40#26 When you don't need a list telling you what to think.
- rockefeller2, on 05/23/2008, -0/+36All your ex-girlfriends weigh double what they used to in high school.
- chadillak, on 05/23/2008, -7/+40not to be mean-spirited, but that belongs on the list of 25 ways to tell you're geriatric :
- Zidane, on 05/23/2008, -9/+36Mirrors:
http://www.jibjab.com/view/127399
http://www.persianhub.org/off-topic-free-talk-publ ... - toenail, on 05/23/2008, -16/+42#28 tying your shoes sucks cause you cant breath
- jdizzle88, on 05/23/2008, -15/+41#26. When kids ask you to buy alcohol for them.
- Fullvinyl, on 05/23/2008, -1/+27Dugg for "stimulus booze".
- jun2san, on 05/23/2008, -1/+26Damn, your comment made me feel old, cuz I actually liked the list.
- Cheddar79, on 05/23/2008, -4/+28#29 reading ridiculous 'witty' numerical comments...oh.
- DangerMouse9, on 05/23/2008, -3/+26She died, but you can still dig her up.
- bot001220, on 05/23/2008, -0/+23Our entire generation is pretty much in that category, fortunately/unfortunately.
- jinnie, on 05/23/2008, -1/+22more of a weight thing, no?
- riversc, on 05/23/2008, -2/+22Thanks for reminding me, douche.
- DteK, on 05/23/2008, -2/+2126. You get called a creep for trolling the HS parking lot.
- hydroponikz, on 05/23/2008, -0/+17*Hi. This is Karen Smith. It's 38 degrees and there's a (*feels breasts*) 30% chance it's already raining!"
- subliminalurge, on 05/23/2008, -1/+18Um, dude....
It's perfectly possible to get older without turning into a fat slob. - jun2san, on 05/23/2008, -1/+18Umm....but that IS creepy.
- thephosphorbox, on 05/23/2008, -0/+16Yup.. when I got my driver's license gas was 87 cents a gallon :)
- TheTaoOfBill, on 05/23/2008, -5/+20Parts of my body can find your mom.
- fozi999, on 05/23/2008, -0/+15Yeah, #24 is the wrong way round.
- archerOFloaf, on 05/23/2008, -5/+20#26 You get a stimulus check in the mail for 300 or 600 dollars.
Get owned "young" people who did't get one. I'm going to pre-game at home with some stimulus booze and then go to the bar and get ***** up until 6 a.m. - powatom, on 05/23/2008, -1/+15It certainly IS "wide"spread.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - geogeer, on 05/23/2008, -7/+20They forgot, "listen to the advise your parents give you, because they really do seem to know something."
- glinsvad, on 05/23/2008, -0/+12Parts of my body can find floating shelves in all lighting-conditions.
Luckily, forehead is no longer one of them. - akatherder, on 05/23/2008, -1/+13Does she have a Digg account? I would like to digg her up.
- Comus, on 05/23/2008, -2/+14#8 deserves that asterisk. It is more depressing than it is funny.
- twisterrust, on 05/23/2008, -1/+12so you are "dumb-ass adult"?
- BrewBeau, on 05/23/2008, -3/+14Ha, when I became an adult is when I realized my parents were only right about half the time.
- rockefeller2, on 05/23/2008, -2/+12I can't believe how many diggs you got for that comment. I guess the overweight/outofshape problem is more widespread than I thought.
- MarrowMan, on 05/23/2008, -3/+13Age is irrelevant to how you feel.
- Exbzurq, on 05/23/2008, -2/+11#26. When you reuse numbers in lists.
- Rosco, on 05/23/2008, -0/+9How about the fact that my hair is almost all silver now? I prefer to use the term silver instead of gray. Silver and black baby, like a sports car! (44)
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