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10 People From Your Past Who Will Haunt You On Facebook

cracked.com — If you're on the internet, which you are, by the way, you've probably got a profile on Facebook, enjoying the company of hundreds of friends who you know will never ask to borrow your car. Unfortunately, people from your past are looking for you. People you had hoped would stay forgotten. And your Facebook page has made it very easy for them to fin

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  • CCunitz, on 09/30/2008, -17/+120What a horrible, repetitive article.
    This could actually have been a funny concept but they butchered it all to hell.
  • TheMidnight, on 09/30/2008, -0/+87#11. Lonely nerds who look through girls' photo albums in hopes of finding pictures of them in bikinis on spring break to jerk off to while crying.
  • enantiodromia, on 09/30/2008, -2/+67is it just me, or was that whole article "I write for cracked.com, and I'm better than you"
  • Shaggy3, on 09/30/2008, -3/+52You might have more diggs than me.. But I'm still better than you.
  • Dagreenman, on 09/30/2008, -5/+51meh. weak list. i expect better from Cracked.com
  • sirber, on 09/30/2008, -1/+47I'm better than this article!
  • digglet08, on 09/30/2008, -1/+37Mind telling us what it was!?!?! I don't want to go back and look.

    Jerk
  • theutopian, on 09/30/2008, -1/+25True minus the crying. ;)
  • TexasShiv, on 09/30/2008, -2/+24WOW! The bearer of bad news one

    I ***** you not I just checked facebook and a girl that went to High School with me sent me a message that said that her new born son had cancer, and to check out his website and his story.

    Christ.
  • 3mpire, on 09/30/2008, -4/+25They forgot #11, the unconsummated high school crush: "Hi, remember me? I had a crush on you, but was a shy virgin and we never reached what I feel was our full potential. I've learned a thing or two since then, and I sure would like to bone the hell out of you ::SuperPoke::"

    AMIRITE?
  • Snipz, on 09/30/2008, -0/+20why is everyone better than me? :(
  • Sunflare670, on 09/30/2008, -1/+19#12: Your parents.
  • seabass10, on 09/30/2008, -1/+18You should get a go-kart
  • phreenet, on 09/30/2008, -4/+19Digg'n because I'm better than you.
  • EnzanBlues, on 09/30/2008, -1/+15One of the very few Cracked articles that I found boring and unfunny. Usually I can't control my laughter while reading one of their articles. Maybe it's the new guy writing?
  • cookingboy, on 09/30/2008, -2/+14Look! The C, V and CTRL keys on your keyboard works!
  • snowblind113, on 09/30/2008, -0/+11Soooo. Are you number 11?
  • SpeedStix, on 09/30/2008, -1/+12dugg for:
    What They'll Really Mean:
    You rejected me but I recovered and became someone. I'm better than you.

    haha
  • penguinxp, on 09/30/2008, -0/+11#13 the judging digg user.

    stop judging me judging digg user! what i do in my free time is my business.
  • GalacticRerun, on 09/30/2008, -0/+10I wish people from my school would actually type a message like this at least. I have requests from people I talked to all of twice, ever and I know they're not gonna say anything. Just add numbers. And then when they put in another four requests after I rejected the first. I'd be embarrassed to add someone after the first no.
  • BANF, on 09/30/2008, -1/+11Wow, the school's initials in #7 are the same as my old high school's.

    Does that mean. . . ?
  • Spire3660, on 09/30/2008, -1/+10You'll die in 7 days?
  • stoneking2312, on 09/30/2008, -0/+9if only you were on Facebook, you could let all of them know that.
  • RudeTurnip, on 09/30/2008, -2/+11I'm not on Facebook. I'm better than all of them.
  • jerrolds, on 09/30/2008, -3/+11#5: The Bearer of Bad News - Status: It's the bad kind of cancer.

    bwahahaha
  • chadsmith729, on 09/30/2008, -2/+10I am now really evaluating my friends on Facebook while trying to figure out which one I am of the 10.
  • BoneheadFarker, on 09/30/2008, -2/+9Because you touch yourself at night.
  • Swanny614, on 09/30/2008, -0/+7I think it was a joke. You know, those things they make on comedy websities? I'm pretty sure.
  • Arcae, on 09/30/2008, -0/+7Dugg for the last guy asking if you're on WoW.
  • AgincourtDB, on 09/30/2008, -2/+9How egotistical or paranoid would you have to be to actually think everything anyone said on Facebook was actually in some way about you?
  • dafragsta, on 09/30/2008, -1/+7So what niche is safe from pop culture scrutiny these days? Cracked makes their money on giving haters fresh ammo.
  • renanrcarvalho, on 09/30/2008, -3/+9It is just me or the Ex is dating the Traveller?
  • algaeturd, on 09/30/2008, -0/+5Sounds like you know a bit about number 11.
  • algaeturd, on 09/30/2008, -0/+5What about those of us without facebook profiles?
    I have enough ego boosting from my own achievements to not have to share them.
    OOPS! I just did. *blushes*.
  • camkerr, on 09/30/2008, -3/+8Everyone thinks they're better than you except "The Nutjob"
  • Culero, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4This one seemed like the obvious type....
  • zerton, on 09/30/2008, -1/+5agreed buried
  • RudeTurnip, on 10/01/2008, -0/+4Hmmm...that sounds like a plan!
  • renanrcarvalho, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4Thank you so much #6.
  • rdmband41, on 09/30/2008, -1/+4Yeah I've gotten several of the mothers as well as the bearer of bad news. Haha very true article.
  • doob10163, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3dugg for the status updates
  • Theod48, on 09/30/2008, -5/+8Facebook = useless self-promotion of our ego's
  • theonlybradever, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3this article, while not super funny, is scary accurate.
    i've totally seen examples of all of these.
  • MattBD, on 09/30/2008, -1/+3They usually have a picture of their child as their profile picture too. Which can be disconcerting if you get a friend request from someone whose name you recognise, but their picture is of a completely unknown toddler...
  • diggdiggerid, on 09/30/2008, -1/+3Dugg for the name "Gordon Porgle"
  • Amadeus2490, on 10/01/2008, -0/+2Facebook is a stalker's utopia; what better way to find out someone's full name, what school they go to, where they work, who their friends are, and what they're currently up to?
  • JFitzpatrick, on 10/01/2008, -0/+2You think that will haunt you on Facebook, let me tell you about real life.

    Super awkward college moment was finding out that my freshman year room mate's close friend, that I had no idea had even existed, had been a shy-stalker-at-a-distance for most of my high school years. She did weird stuff like steal objects from our room and do things to them that would constitute horrible crimes if ornamental squash had rights.
  • LittleDas, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2I only read this to avoid writing a paper.
  • enhui740, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2the last one reminds me of WoW, asking you to help them quest when you dont even remember them...
  • Archos, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2"Bad" cancers can't be treated with radiation.
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