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Tom Cruise - $10million To Prepare For Alien Attack...

thenewsparty.com — Tom Cruise, the crazy man himself is spending, not one, not two but TEN million dollars to build a bunker for ear of an extra terrestrial attack. You must check out this video!

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  • xmrkkr, on 10/10/2007, -0/+19KIT (Keep It Together)
  • Damien79, on 10/10/2007, -1/+18I thought he had a spaceship anyway, or was that Travolta?
    • DamienChaos, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I believe it was in fact Cruise who bought one of the Russian Buran shuttles that went up for auction in 2002.
  • JacobLynagh, on 10/10/2007, -69/+1Lol, pretty weird hey, I am aiming for Digg Homepage so please Digg, Digg, Digg!
    • sdcarter, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5I was thinking about burying this because of my hatred of Tom Cruise... but after your convincing post, I know I'm going to bury this. Seriously, what kind of person submits unimportant tripe like this and then asks everyone else to digg it so it winds up on Digg's FRONT PAGE (not homepage)?
    • JacobLynagh, on 10/10/2007, -11/+2Hey, well the fascination with the homepage is getting 80+ Diggs in a few minutes, and than over 2,000 hits to your site.
  • chase001, on 10/10/2007, -2/+115Maybe it's a really really secure closet to not come out of.
    • RonBurgundy76, on 10/10/2007, -9/+3I don't think he's left the other closet yet...
      • Jwoey, on 10/10/2007, -1/+20My favorite part was when you didn't get that he was already making that joke.
        • RonBurgundy76, on 12/05/2007, -1/+1Indeed. It went right over my head :(
  • guardian78, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8dont give up Tom, they are comming for you
    • RonBurgundy76, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3If only we were lucky enough for them to do that...
  • crillbilly, on 10/10/2007, -5/+77I can finally use this in proper context:

    "I, for one, welcome our alien overlords."
    • stolenisotope1, on 10/10/2007, -12/+2"... to my spacious alien attack shelter"

      In all seriousness, Cruise is a fool. Lets punish him by pirating all of his future movies!
      • RonBurgundy76, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7You actually would waste bandwidth for that? /boggles
  • JacobLynagh, on 10/10/2007, -23/+1LOL, Simpsons^^^
  • shifty2, on 10/10/2007, -0/+55"..but TEN million dollars to build a bunker for ear of an extra terrestrial attack. "

    Fear the EAR!!
    • VanillaStarfish, on 10/10/2007, -4/+0You suppose they let women in this closet bunker, or is Katie doomed to be overtaken by the Xenu overlords?
  • rnwen2750, on 10/10/2007, -3/+3Ooooh. my. god...
    • stolenisotope1, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1HEIL XENU!
    • reqage, on 10/10/2007, -2/+9Don't you mean, "Oh... my... science..."?
    • SteelFrog, on 10/10/2007, -6/+1Don't you mean: "Oh. his. evil alien from another planet that wiped out all life and left us with old ghost residue God..."
    • unreg, on 10/10/2007, -6/+1Hey Janice, Chandler called. Wants you to know him and Monica are very happy and you should just move on.
  • airiox, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Wow Katie Holmes looks possessed in the video.
  • Bing11, on 10/10/2007, -16/+4This just in: According to an anonymous executive from KCAL9, the news crew sacrifices a baby lamb each Thursday in an attempt to ward off “the evils of NBC” from getting their “idol of Jesus.”

    See how easy it is to make up ***** on the spot and quote an “inside source”?

    If people can prove ANY of the ***** I’ve seen about Scientology I’ll happily eat my words. All this stuff is just being made-up because lemmings watch it and improve their ratings.

    Do your own research people, and shame on your media for attacking a religion without proof instead of gathering the proof we need against the real problems: like the false Wars we’re up to our neck in debt thanks to.
    • Jimbob200, on 10/10/2007, -3/+6Scientology is not a religion. Unfortunately, we all seem to care more about lolling at the quacks who follow a science fiction writer's "religion", than solving the differences between those that have existed for thousands of years.
      • alciadanet, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3Definition of religion: A set of assumptions which you cannot prove or disprove.
        • scrimaxinc, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Yeah that's definitely not the definition of religion.
      • hammerattack, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5As opposed to a bunch of quacks that follow some Jewish carpenter and stepson of a temple priest who lived most of his life as a Judean expat in exile in the Nile Delta of Egypt? Or a bunch of quacks that follow some skinny juvenile delinquent who one day sat under a tree and found enlightenment? Or how about those guys who cut the ends off their whackers, roamed the desert for 40 years, then built an empire that got it's ass kicked by the Romans?

        The most dangerous thing in the world is someone who is intolerant of other people. (And the Dutch.)
      • MaynardJK, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Scientology is a cult. Other religions are just cults with more members.
    • mrfoos2, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Yeah, that was some real hard journalism there: "A secret someone said it but someone else denied it." Good work.
    • scrimaxinc, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2@Bing

      You just copy and pasted your comment from the site. Stop being lazy you crazy wackjob.

      I LOVE THETANS!!!!!!
  • fluidfoundation, on 10/10/2007, -0/+20He paid however much to be brainwashed, whats a few million more?
  • sparty1969, on 10/10/2007, -1/+44Come on people... he already put together a documentary about this: http://www.waroftheworlds.com/
    So you know it's true!
  • UberC, on 10/10/2007, -0/+36Money well spent. You'll be sorry when Xenu atacks and you have no bunker to run to.
  • TriZz, on 10/10/2007, -1/+66We're all gonna feel REALLY stupid when the aliens attack...
    • RonBurgundy76, on 10/10/2007, -1/+26Like some cheesy bunker will stop a civilization capable of getting here across vast interstellar space.
      • the42nddegree, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Haven't you seen Signs?
        • Pssdoff, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Yeah, instead of paying 10 million for a bunker he should just get a big hose. That'll keep the aliens at bay.
      • boombye, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1Thank you Mr. Alien expert. Maybe they won't know to look underground for heat signatures because that's an Earth thing.....
        • cfuse, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Wow, I would ask if you could be any more retarded but your comment makes that redundant. Heat is an 'Earth thing'? Do they have education where you are?
    • cfuse, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Look, the man thinks that marrying Katie Holmes will convince people that he's straight - he's obviously not one to think things through.
      • Promantarius, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2The homosexual community forced him to marry her so he wouldn't be associated with us.
  • gropo, on 10/10/2007, -1/+17Hopefully someday the Cruise compound will be used as a museum devoted to objectively examining the crazy whacked out cult he belongs to (that shall not be named specifically for fear of legal persecution).
  • Kesler, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Down already?
  • plizard, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12i wish i had that kinda money to piss away
  • codehkr, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2Is he still under the influence of the movie: War of the Worlds ?
  • gte879p, on 10/10/2007, -4/+44gg Scientology. You make Christian fundamentalists appear rational.
    • boombye, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Could be a bunker to prepare for WW3 with the 'Axis of Evil'? lol
  • chrismgtis, on 10/10/2007, -2/+23Tom has really lost his mind lately. The guy has been a huge actor for a very long time and just recently he starts to ruin his reputation as a pretty respectable guy. He could have at least said he was building the bunker, because inside he is still a kid. I would love to have an underground facility like something out of Resident Evil and Star Trek, but I'm a little kid inside. Not because I'm afraid of alien invasion.

    And just how in the hell does he think a bunker is going to save him when the aliens come for his soul?
    • Segment, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6He's building a bunker because he knows the USA is going to get nuked but he's not saying that specifically. Come on people, get with it.
      • boombye, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5***** I've been wanting one since Bush got re-elected.
    • knobtwiddler, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2ya rly, like aliens that can fly halfway across the galaxy aren't gona be able to find tom cruise in his bunker ... ROFL!!!!!
      pleez tom spend your money on something more useful to humanity. i mean ***** the US government is building concentration camps all around us, we're plowing headlong into ww3, and tom cruis is building ***** alilen-proof bunkers??? sweet jesus i think everyone needs a bunker but not for xenu!
      *****.
      • boombye, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1What makes you think Aliens are capable of finding bunkers underground anyways? Oh yeah, you're an alien expert dude. Who said his bunker is alien proof? Maybe he's building one obviously because of world events and is expecting WW3 to break out.
    • VitriolAndAngst, on 10/10/2007, -2/+4I don't think Tom is any worse than usual. I think that the Christians have a thing against Scientologists. I'm not an adherent of either,.. but what is more likely; a visitation from aliens, or a visitation from Angels?
      People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. As a Pragmatist and a Unitarian, I see value in a lot of beliefs, but I keep buried inside the blasphemous notion that people are not far enough evolved yet from apes that we all don't just carry around a bunch of nutty ideas.
      • knobtwiddler, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1you don't need a $10 mil bunker against angels.
        • warriorscot, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Have you read the bible, those angels will ***** you up, they ain't all nice.
          • ArmandoM, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1but only if you've been bad....

            oh, wait...
    • gopher043, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Next thing you know he will put on a Batman costume and run around trying to fight crime.
    • cfuse, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2If I were filthy rich, and I felt the urge to build a bunker, then I wouldn't tell people that it was in case of alien invasion, I would just say "I'm rich, now go ***** yourself".
  • scottsolo, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8mirror?
  • richashby, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6I'd like to leave a sarcastic comment but afraid I may be adbucted by the mothership.

    Or the benevolent members of the Church of Scientology who are in no way cult like.
  • JacobLynagh, on 10/10/2007, -8/+5Sorry, the site can't handle the traffic, we made the Digg front page and got 1,500 hits in about 4 min so you will just have to be a little patient.

    It should be working soon...
  • zooob, on 10/10/2007, -5/+2Proof that Microsoft has gone too far with the Halo 3 marketing. They've convinced Mr. Cruise...
    I suppose that believing Halo is the real deal isn't much different than following the doctrine of a sci-fi novel.

  • Corinthos, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8If the aliens never do come then he can always use it to hide from Al-Qaeda!!
  • Starkey82, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1It all makes since now. This is Tom Cruise 30 years from now.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B1TedCZ__Q
  • JewStyleKungFu, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16Sooo, does anybody have any news on when the Scientologists are gonna drink their kool-aid? Cause this is getting embarrassing for myself and my country. And my species.
  • valeried, on 10/10/2007, -5/+1€10 million for a bunker! Is he just moving his house underground and encasing it in concrete?!
    • scrimaxinc, on 10/10/2007, -2/+6Get that little E symbol out of here....
    • robotsongs, on 10/10/2007, -8/+2€10 million = $5 billion
      That would be one hell of a bunker.
      • beldark, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Are you on crack? 10 million euros is like 14 million US dollars.
    • valeried, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2Me and my fat little fingers, the € symbol is on the same key as the $ symbol here...
  • pedrovoltaire, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10kidman: I'm not gonna think any differently of ya, Katie's not gonna think any different of ya... just come out of the closet, Tom.



    cruise: but... I'm not *in* here though.
  • jn1167, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12nanu nanu
  • dupeduperson, on 10/10/2007, -1/+29Don't you think that if aliens can master interstellar travel, they could locate and destroy a $10 million bunker?
    • Biks, on 10/10/2007, -3/+0HA! He's got you there. It's the same aliens who keep CRASHING their saucers that won't be able to find the bunker. Just how smart do you think these aliens ARE? Jeez..
    • Jones82, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Maybe they'll be in a hurry
  • dupswapdrop, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11Two words TAX DODGE!
  • lewscroo, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10OK, Tom does realize that "War of the Worlds" was a movie he was in, and not real life? I think somebody needs to speak with a psychiatrist.
  • SirBotchness, on 10/10/2007, -2/+6I wish he was my uncle or something. So i could visit, but not bound to his lifestyle.
  • mseneschal, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2Jonathan Coulton wrote a song about Tom Cruise... it's called Tom Cruise Crazy
  • billyfalconer, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4www.xenu.net
  • unruled, on 10/10/2007, -3/+13again, ultimate proof that scientologists are ***** RETARDS.
  • ryodoan, on 10/10/2007, -6/+11Fail - http://duggmirror.com
    Win - http://www.thenewsparty.com.nyud.net:8090/index.ph ...
  • j3one, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7I think I am going to join Scientology.. theres 10 mill just wasted, er I mean, wisely spent. THAT COULD BE MY MONEY.

    (starts alien invasion Scientology only insurance company)
  • metalgod79, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2If I had a spare 10 million id prob do it too, why not. I mean he is a lunatic, but damn after a while what can you do with all that money.
  • GamingTrend, on 10/10/2007, -2/+4Ahhh yes....'sources' who are 'close' to the star. That could also be 'gardner' who 'goes through their trash' and 'makes ***** up'.
  • BrokenVisage, on 10/10/2007, -4/+4Who cares if he wants spend an ass-load of money to make a bunker?? It can be used for more then alien attacks you know. He's got so much ***** money that I DON'T blame him for wanting a bunker to save his ass in some sort of unexpected cataclysmic situation. Hell, I wish I could have my own bunker but I'm not a movie star millionaire pretty boy like him so I can't afford it. But no, lets just poke fun at him because hes a Scientologist who believes aliens may indeed attack us one day (besides the fact that anyone who doesn't believe in aliens even existing at this point is more delusional then him).
  • christianjb, on 10/10/2007, -2/+5Sounds like a movie plot to me.
  • blugill, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Cruise is crazy no doubt but come on, the story quotes an inside source.
    Anyone can make up an inside source to further a story.
  • breakbread, on 10/10/2007, -8/+3Tom Cruise is the man.
  • vinayshivakumar, on 10/10/2007, -2/+0I could have bought a truckload of gizmos for that money :)
  • synaesthesia, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16Hubbard was a genius. This invent-a-religion ***** really has some money in it, I need to come up with some crazy ass story and start getting rich from the donations of ***** crazy celebrities.
  • fraggle35, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6It's his money to waste, and it will help keep a few builders working.
  • ZeroVector, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I hope he is right. I also hope that he is not home at the time!
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