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- GopherGod, on 10/12/2007, -0/+59Why is forbes doing this??? Do they think they are maxim now?
Weird. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+59best.pickup.evar
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? - Hatchetdawg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+42It's the Top ten ways to get slapped with a sexual harassment lawsuit
- oOLiquidNightOo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+39a woman is paying for her groceries at the counter. she unloads her cart, a single bar or soap, a single can of pop, a single chicken leg, and so on.
the male clerk making chat says "so, i'm guessing you're single?", to which the woman replies bluntly "brilliant sherlock, did my collection of groceries give it away?!"
"no, you're ugly". - pbaehr, on 10/12/2007, -0/+31"Hey, baby. Are you tired? ...because you...umm...look tired."
- mamluk, on 10/12/2007, -1/+26The worst pickup line I have ever heard (and definitely not one I would ever use):
Do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized? - davidkain, on 10/28/2007, -1/+25... and a knife.
- dfekke, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23I did not see "Does this look infected?" anywhere in that article.
- cdiaz90, on 10/12/2007, -0/+22the top pickup line that will get a guy slapped and ridiculed for the rest of his life:
did you fart? because you blew me away
haha - wisenheimer, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21"You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
I sort of thought that one was funny, actually... - KYDS3K, on 10/28/2007, -2/+21i used a Star Trek line on my friend's sister in college (freshman yr) and she almost jumped me:
"i dream of a world where your eyes are the stars and the people worship the night"
granted, she was a senior in HS but come on. - izzie2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18My all time favorite is a 2 parter, kinda.
Me:"so,what are you making me for breakfast?".
Her: "Nothing you perv".
ME: "No problem then I'll cook."
of course if she answers bacon and eggs you're in. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19no digg--It's real player, unnacceptable.
- oxiegen, on 10/12/2007, -4/+22Why would you want to wear her pants?
- swanny89, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18Heres one for the geek in all of us: Are you a differential equation? 'Cause I wanna be tangent to your curves.
- flipcritic, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17Honestly... don't all pickup lines suck?
- daven1986, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16they were rather poor - not even funny - just crap.
- davidkain, on 10/28/2007, -0/+14That's why they're the worst :)
- dazeg, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14My ears are cold, can I warm them between your thighs? FTW!
- bakagaigin, on 10/28/2007, -4/+17I always liked "Nice Shoes, wanna *****?"
- MuffinMan, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14Dugg so that Wierd Al gets press.
- mecole21, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12Hey baby, I just dugg you!
- FishersJEFF, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Yeah to be really honest, if they were funny and you made the woman laugh, they might just work.
- joeshlub, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10I was hoping they'd at least be funny, but I just felt really sad afterward..
- trylleklovn, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11They missed "Do you code XHTML?"
- datastorageguy, on 10/12/2007, -4/+14"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the cash."
" Is your dad a thief? Cause he stole the stars out of the sky and put 'em in your eyes"
Some of my favorite. - DaveSadler, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass
- Petarded, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11Make sure to say it with a cowboy accent.
- tidu, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11I wanna be on you.
No... no let me rephrase that.
I wanna be on you. - snuffhawk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8How about "The word of the day is legs. Let's go to your house and spread the word." ;)
- h2d2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Quagmire to two chicks at a party:
"I don't wanna come between you two... or do I..." - reggiT, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Only time any pickup line ever "worked" for me is when I just used it to make the woman laugh. Put on a big cheesy smile and mix the lines up or completely mess them up:
"Your father must have been a thief because... uh.. my wallet is missing?
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would probably leave it the same so we didn't have to change that song." etc...
Other stupid one I knew that was really only good for a laugh is lick your thumb and dab it on your shoulder and the target's shoulder, "what you say we go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?"
"Hey baby is this guy bothering you? Come with me, I'm from outer space." --Z. Beeblebrox - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9Got Herpes?
- inigomntoya, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7That, or the people he talks to need to be more drunk...
- rafald, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7People still use pickup lines? I feel, so so so, so sorry for them...
- diaverde238, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7The only thing lamer than the lines were Forbes' comments on each one.
- ptrcd003, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7So, you're a girl, huh
- nferrier, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8I think this is a pretty lame list. I've heard way more cliched, unsuccesfull and just darn stupid pick up lines in my time.
How about "get your coat - you've pulled" which I have actually seen work but only after about 10pm.
One of my favourites: "have you got any Welsh in you? no? do you want some?" clearly Welsh can be swapped for any racial or national characteristic.
Personally, I could never do chat up. It's just too embarrassing. Though I did once save a girl at a bar from the unwanted attentions of a drunk by chatting her up. She was clearly bored so I leaned over to her and said "blah blah blah". It was a very noisy bar so her annoying suitor had no idea what I'd said. She played along and we spent about 5 minutes going "blah blah blah" in each others ears (in the way that you do in a loud bar). The annoying companion went off to annoy someone else.
But that's the closest I've ever got to chatting anyone up, ever. - dorn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6The best most obvious one ever.
"So, do you think pickup lines work?"
This actually leads to a conversation of the pros and cons of pickup lines and some (if you have any) witty retort. Then in the end she will win and you will submit that pickup lines do not work. You then leave with her number after a 30 minute conversation.
Or at least that is how it went for me. - oOLiquidNightOo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6question: do you know the difference between a blowjob and a big mac?
reply: no?
answer: do you want to go get something to eat? - thomasthecat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6One that requires some setup, and should probably only be used as a joke:
Buy a girl a "Sex on the Beach", anonymously if possible. Then get one for yourself.
Walk over to her and look at her drink.
"Well, it looks like we're having sex on the beach together!" - pirco, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Let's ditch this party, go get a bucket of chicken, and get bizzzaaaay.
- B111, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Onlyl one that has ever worked for me:
"do you wanna get a pizza and fawk?"
--wait for look of disgust--
"what, you don't like pizza?" - jonrad, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6First thing I thought of was:
"My name is Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump" - evilTak, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8Can't go wrong with a little Zapp Brannigan:
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little?"
"I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies!" - navinjohnson, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7You have to go through 10 pages (with multiple ads on each page) to read them as they are only listed individually. Quite annoying and marked as spam.
- snuffhawk, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7I love how it's a "special report" in the title.
- etx313, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Hey they should put more ads on that page, and shrink the body content column some more too. /sarcasm
- crawf061, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7Link straight to the video (prepare yourself for plenty of commercials ... )
http://www.forbes.com/video/?video_url=http://www.forbes.com/video/fvn/lifestyle/df_06singles_pup_ab&id=df_06singles_pup_ab&title=Video%3A Striking Out - seventen, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Rock on Weird Al!
Girl you must be Jamaican, cause your Jamaican me crazy! -
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