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  • timusca, on 05/11/2008, -45/+13BRING ON THE PAAAAAIIIIINNNNN!!!!
    • digitronix, on 05/11/2008, -11/+7I dugg your comment down because you have no friends and nobody likes you.
      • JEWestbrookJR, on 05/11/2008, -9/+6And I dugg you down for justifying why you dugg or burried some one.

        Oh wait.... *****.
        • digitronix, on 05/11/2008, -6/+7And I dugg you down for justifying why you dugg somebody down who had justified why they burried somebody else's comment! And you have no friends and nobdy likes you.
        • blackula01, on 05/12/2008, -3/+20I'm gonna bury you guys down cause you're all fags.
    • timusca, on 05/12/2008, -3/+2No love for Family Guy I guess...
  • berrray, on 05/11/2008, -2/+176If I say anything bad about this picture...he might break my neck.
  • DiggLive, on 05/11/2008, -0/+283That's one hell of a poker face.
  • raz98, on 05/11/2008, -6/+706Steven
  • AzleGamer, on 05/11/2008, -3/+536... I count more than seven
    • MikeonTV, on 05/11/2008, -44/+10LoL wow that was a dumb type-o sorry
    • Relikh, on 05/11/2008, -1/+28I don't know, some of those may be repeats. If you look closely, his bored and lonely faces are really similar. There may only be seven, not too sure though.
    • PubStomp, on 05/11/2008, -3/+1Actually there are 16, if you look closely, you can see the wrinkles in the eyes/cheeks in each emotion which in turn translates into different emotions which in turn translates into different emotions.
      • EwMo, on 05/12/2008, -1/+4which in turn translates into different emotions
  • Fatcheeseguy, on 05/11/2008, -1/+77These are the faces that got him all those Academy Awards right?
    • Cyberdactyl, on 05/11/2008, -2/+8In his own mind. . . . yes.
    • DannySpace, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1No, he saves that face for special occasions.
    • onionbagel724, on 05/12/2008, -0/+2my favorite is the "proud" face
  • Neenja, on 05/11/2008, -1/+228That one's called "Magnum"
    • trogdorBURN, on 05/11/2008, -2/+32Blue Steel!
    • bannus, on 05/11/2008, -4/+4Which one?
      • soogy, on 05/11/2008, -2/+7The first one is Magnum, the second one is Blue Steel, then Ferrari and Le Tigre. I'm not familiar with the names of the rest of his looks.
    • antonio97b, on 05/11/2008, -0/+21Naw, looks like La Tigra because it's bit of a softer look. Like one you would use in a catalogue.
    • GibitStylin, on 05/11/2008, -0/+4huh, i thought it was ferrari...
    • XenoSNK, on 05/11/2008, -0/+5It's beautiful!
    • KillerSe7en, on 05/12/2008, -0/+6Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Steven Seagal? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING!
  • TheThirdLevel, on 05/11/2008, -3/+21He could ***** every hand at the table with that.
  • Elliottx, on 05/11/2008, -9/+52Misspelling fail.
    • theprez, on 05/11/2008, -0/+22Wouldn't it be a spelling fail? Misspelling fail would mean it isn't spelled incorrectly. Stop screwing with my mind! *head explodes*
  • kru1e, on 05/11/2008, -27/+15It's Steven not Seven.
    • hmunkey, on 05/11/2008, -2/+12Yes, it has been pointed out a few times so far.
    • MtheoryX, on 05/11/2008, -3/+8Oh, that sucks.

      You were just soooo anxious, weren't ya? Just chomping at the bit to be the first one to point out the typo. So full of excitement that you skipped right on down the page like a giddy little school girl, and missed those others who already said it.

      Damn, that's a shame.
    • punkcat, on 05/11/2008, -0/+6at east it wasn't Seagull
      • homerang, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1I was going to make a stupid joke about how there is no seagull to the east of me, but on the east wall of my room there is a bookshelf, and on that bookshelf is the book Jonathan Livingston Seagull.
  • FadieZ, on 05/11/2008, -8/+45digg - reddit = 0
    • RBrenner14, on 05/11/2008, -6/+53If that's true... then... wait! Add (reddit) to both sides, and you get (digg - reddit + reddit = reddit)! Simplifying that will show that DIGG = REDDIT! WHOA!
    • carbonetc, on 05/11/2008, -3/+21I love never having to go to Reddit. Don't they have money for a designer?
      • soogy, on 05/11/2008, -2/+25Just as much money as Digg has for coders.
        • gr3yn3t, on 05/12/2008, -0/+6Your icon confused me, so I accidentally buried you.

          Woops!
      • johnfn, 15 hr 44 min ago, -0/+1Hahaha. But really. Reddit is a spectacular news source if you want real news. Digg is nice if you want pictures of kittens.

        Not that I'm saying that there's anything wrong with kittens!
    • dubloe7, on 05/11/2008, -3/+8digg - 4chan copypast = -0
      seriously though, has the image section of digg basically just become the equivalent of a slightly less disgusting /b/? I'm waiting for someone to try a combo myself.
  • metara, on 05/11/2008, -10/+12its old and.....seven segal?
  • ElAssoWipo, on 05/11/2008, -1/+154I like Steven Seagal movies.

    They are so bad it's funny.

    "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."
    Steven Seagal
    • whahaa, on 05/11/2008, -0/+20"you're the cook?"

      "i also cook."
      • ElAssoWipo, on 05/11/2008, -0/+16"This is a recipe for disaster"

        Then proceeds to make a bomb in a thermos.
    • thedragon4453, on 05/11/2008, -0/+11Umm, sex symbol?
    • Picaroon, on 05/11/2008, -0/+12I'm going to take you to the bank, senator. The BLOOD BANK.
      • redneckblues, on 05/12/2008, -0/+1I was waiting for this comment.
    • oriondr, on 05/12/2008, -1/+1I hate steven segal movies.
      They're so bad they're painful.
      Worst. Actor. Evar.
  • Herolint, on 05/11/2008, -0/+15He definitely acts this way, but I saw him in Japan once and he seemed like a pretty cool guy. He actually does laugh and joke around in real life.
  • lumbergh, on 05/11/2008, -6/+147Jesus Christ, can you butcher a name any more? It's STEVEN SEAGAL
    • mrjofo, on 05/11/2008, -0/+52Actually yes. It said Sfjiribj Dfjifjdj before he edited it.
    • thedragon4453, on 05/11/2008, -0/+12Steven, is that you?
    • chuckDontSurf, on 05/11/2008, -0/+42You should have seen the entry he submitted on Cuck Normis.
      • vandy, on 05/12/2008, -0/+2Dangerously close to this other guy, goes by E. Normis.
    • MacSuxWindozSux, on 05/11/2008, -4/+1Or the emails about pen1s enlagmenet, and v1agr pills.
    • sleepwalkers, on 05/11/2008, -0/+4Jesus submits to Digg?
    • Viend, on 05/12/2008, -0/+1Jeus Crist.
  • cuoops, on 05/11/2008, -4/+23I thought it was Steven but is said Seven...then I seen Steven and realized it was not Seven, it was Steven.
  • TheOle, on 05/11/2008, -0/+33I was so expecting this even before looking at the thumbnail image.
  • samwize, on 05/11/2008, -2/+10:55
    Do I look I just fell off a turnip truck, bitch?

    and @ 2:50 - Best freeze frame ever.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=60lLIYeQdR4
    (NSFW language)
    • kelmaster1, on 05/11/2008, -0/+2haha, I actually watched that clip. The part with the stick fighting Segal has got a hilarious look on his face.
    • weirdness67, on 05/11/2008, -0/+2Actually, freeze it right at 3:00, it's even better.
    • vodkataime, on 05/12/2008, -0/+2"His pornos were a bit better but this movie is definitely one of his best action ones."
  • JAGUART, on 05/11/2008, -2/+23He's twice the man Matt Damon is.
  • MattFromSeattle, on 05/11/2008, -0/+10"The most brilliant actor of our generation."
    < /crappy James Lipton impression>
  • senorsubagua, on 05/11/2008, -0/+2Acting!
  • SpyDerMann, on 05/11/2008, -0/+7Looking at his face, I think he's outraged that you misspelled his name.
  • bonlebon, on 05/11/2008, -0/+7Not with chainsaw Nico, that's going too far.
  • BrainCoder, on 05/11/2008, -0/+4This reminds me of Lorenzo Lamas.
  • JAGUART, on 05/11/2008, -0/+64Wikipedia has a rare pic where he looks quite angry..
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e ...
  • threemagic, on 05/11/2008, -0/+11I, once, drank a Steven Segal energy drink and I made the regretful face just like him
    • moogle516, on 05/11/2008, -1/+5Should of drank the Steven Seagal energy drink instead of the cheap chinese ripoff.
    • BedPost, on 05/11/2008, -3/+4Unnecessary, commas, hooooo!
  • beatleman, on 05/11/2008, -1/+8Anyone have the patience to look up all the pictures needed to make a Keanu Reeves version? I think we'd all get a sense of deja vu (no Matrix pun intended... seriously).
    • senkmajer, on 05/11/2008, -0/+8Or you could save a few minutes of your life do what MikeonTV did by just using the same picture 16 times...
    • sleepwalkers, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1I dugg you up simply because your comment was so oblivious it was funny.
  • leonardoty, on 05/11/2008, -3/+2I see what you did there
  • KnuckleZ, on 05/11/2008, -2/+11Is that also his sex face?
  • TheShom, on 05/11/2008, -1/+6Steven Seagal can run for president with only that face...
    And win.
  • leetninja, on 05/11/2008, -3/+6Who is this Seven Segal? Is he Steven Seagal's evil twin?
  • joshuagor44, on 05/11/2008, -2/+45Why is "aroused" the only different one?
  • trixterIreland, on 05/11/2008, -0/+5btw saw pistol whipped at a film festival I worked at and aside from gaining 50-60 pounds (and trying to hide it) its basically the same segal as all his other movies, just more of him.
    • MtheoryX, on 05/11/2008, -0/+2Segal? That's Seagal's stunt double, right?
  • DrBeaverhausen, on 05/11/2008, -1/+9My Mom's a huge fan of his, thinks the pony tail is sexy. So I emailed her the link, perfect for mothers day.
  • adamantwinds, on 05/11/2008, -2/+1I can actually imagine how all of those would work.
  • Asianwaste, on 05/11/2008, -1/+19I found this a while back. It's Steven Seagal's random movie generator. You won't have more fun with the F5 key.
    http://www.trhonline.com/seagal/
  • TheShom, on 05/11/2008, -1/+2I wonder, what does his "I'm a Sexy Beast" face look like?
  • kowalzki, on 05/11/2008, -1/+20Seven Seaguls
  • tweetsa, on 05/11/2008, -2/+4i am pretty sure they're all the same face
    • da_bradler, on 05/11/2008, -0/+4Actually I'm pretty sure they are all the same face.
      • gavintlgold, on 05/11/2008, -0/+4I'm not so sure... they COULD be all the SAME face.
        • itsgotyou, on 05/12/2008, -0/+1I'm not a physiognomist by any stretch of the imagination but, I'd say it's the same face.
  • mrmount, on 05/11/2008, -1/+2Zinged!
  • suspid, on 05/11/2008, -13/+10http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/4987/2478613739 ...
    • pault107, on 05/11/2008, -0/+8You made all that effort just to be dugg down. I feel a little bit sorry for you.
  • IamZed, on 05/11/2008, -2/+32Obviously photoshoped. He doesn't have half that range in real life.
  • Harbinger67, on 05/11/2008, -1/+2I'm changing the text at the top to "Today I'm feeling...", printing this out, and then getting one of those square picture frame magnets from those other "I'm feeling..." things and putting this on my fridge.

    Woot.
  • JosephShell, on 05/11/2008, -1/+10Does anyone else remember that girl in the cake?

    Fantastic.
  • Zombi, on 05/11/2008, -2/+2Ha ha?
  • 373v3n, on 05/11/2008, -1/+4I want one for Keanu Reeves.
    • xrv1ck, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1Damnit! You beat me to the joke.
      • gavintlgold, on 05/11/2008, -0/+1Actually someone higher up beat both you guys.
  • InuX, on 05/11/2008, -1/+16It's no lie Steve Segal movies are all the same.
    Plot: He is an ex-cop/cop whose family/friend/someone he knew was murdered by thugs/terrorist/crooked cops Only to seek revenge the hard way.
  • highlyhigh, on 05/11/2008, -1/+7this is an ancient Japanese technique called 'reverse acting'. it is a very difficult skill to master. but once you do, you become invincible and able to take out a train full of terrorists with a bomb made out of a bottle of detergent... cuz when you do something ridiculous like that, you gotta wanna laugh.
  • AceTracer, on 05/11/2008, -3/+21Bonus points for spelling his first *and* last names wrong.
    • MtheoryX, on 05/11/2008, -2/+3Bonus points for only being about the tenth person, in top level comments no less, to mention this error.
      • nlight, on 05/11/2008, -0/+5Bonus points for 'only being' instead of 'being only'.
  • phyx726, on 05/11/2008, -1/+11I'm just a cook.
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