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Rachel Ray's 'Corn Porn' (SFW) watch!

doubleviking.com — Rachel Ray accidently gives us some hilarious insight as to what it's like to receive a handjob.

Who dugg this? Made popular Oct 6, 2008

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onederboy, on 10/06/2008, -0/+418What do you do with the other 29 minutes?
Shiftyeyedgoat, on 10/06/2008, -2/+346Now let's see her stick all that in her oven...
poogy21, on 10/06/2008, -13/+255I masturbate to 30 min. meals with Rachel Ray.
There, I've said it!
soxman289, on 10/06/2008, -12/+248too bad her voice ruins everything
LegendaryHitman, on 10/06/2008, -10/+222She just gained a few points in my book... ;)
bobiton65, on 10/06/2008, -4/+163I like when they touch their two corns together at the end.
sockpuppets, on 10/06/2008, -7/+156http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXKjmqm3Yjs
handler, on 10/06/2008, -6/+150She didn't suck the corn, buried.
cavefish01, on 10/06/2008, -1/+141wait... there is not a redtube link?
moredown, on 10/06/2008, -1/+140shuck it, baby!
banchai, on 10/06/2008, -4/+138Rachel Ray = Miley Cyrus in 15 yrs
LilJimmyNordin, on 10/06/2008, -1/+133http://www.ammahls.com/random/cornbrator.jpg
ZachTorpy, on 10/06/2008, -3/+127You NEVER cross the beams.
ZachTorpy, on 10/06/2008, -1/+114ZING!
snached, on 10/06/2008, -0/+111He eats the corn.
walterwoodsiv, on 10/06/2008, -1/+93GIF in 3, 2, 1.....
Sp0rAdiC, on 10/06/2008, -1/+89HYPER WANK DEVICE
TheChunt, on 10/06/2008, -2/+82Martha Stewart could take it.
jimmbofish, on 10/06/2008, -8/+88I never liked Rachel Ray, now I kind of do. Is that wrong?
drew52686, on 10/06/2008, -2/+82NO!

You NEVER make them touch. Never.

(See: "Cheers" @ 1:04)
IHaveCrayons, on 10/06/2008, -14/+86I hate Rachel Ray. Her voice is super annoying and she's not even that attractive. I don't know what people see in her. Giada de Laurentiis on the other hand has no problem sporting a bikini and showing off her awesome... body. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92iLXC93mE8 And Giada is an ACTUAL CHEF as opposed to Rachel Ray who never went to culinary school. Also here's a video of Giada actually cooking but you know, no one pays attention to the food there's something else far more appetizing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY6GXVJbNtY
inactive, on 10/06/2008, -2/+68http://www.instantrimshot.com/
snached, on 10/06/2008, -3/+68Why are there two dudes on the package?
mupaully, on 10/06/2008, -1/+63It's only gay if the balls touch.
inactive, on 10/06/2008, -5/+65http://digg.com/comedy/The_Not_SFW_Porn_full_of_LU ...
siobhankeogh, on 10/06/2008, -0/+55you know how i know you're gay?
AyaJulia, on 10/06/2008, -1/+53....dude.
Subduction, on 10/06/2008, -0/+48Sure, that's how they get you.

When she's doing a cooking show for you then she "threads the corn" all the time. But believe me, if she starts cooking for you all the time it will be all "I thread corn all day at work, why should I have to come home and do it too?" and you'll be threading your own corn in no time.
CarStan, on 10/06/2008, -2/+48GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!
CORN!!!
Subduction, on 10/06/2008, -9/+54Too bad her everything ruins everything.
caborobo, on 10/06/2008, -2/+45Me so corny.

***** guys, I'm sorry.
iamronburgundy, on 10/06/2008, -13/+56I have fallen in love with Rachel Ray. I never thought I would be saying those words.
DiggzDE, on 10/06/2008, -3/+44I'd prefer a girl to actually touch my ***** instead of using a rubber band when giving me a handjob. Maybe thats just me though. lol
wontstoptalking, on 10/06/2008, -0/+40I was hoping they would emphasize "My husband always gets it in my teeth!"

But they didn't. Missed a good opportunity to make it way funnier.
borez, on 10/06/2008, -0/+39I won't ask how you found that.
gn0stik, on 10/07/2008, -0/+38You have to have a girl touch your ***** first to know the difference.
lipglossnerd, on 10/06/2008, -2/+40Yummo! Add some E-V-O-O and lube that corn up!
nard3456, on 10/07/2008, -1/+39http://www.gifninja.com/Workspace/bed8e4d2-9e31-4b ...

:)
disraeligears54, on 10/06/2008, -4/+40She can thread my corn
BowieX, on 10/06/2008, -2/+38True, she can sit on whole turkeys, if South Park has taught us anything.
Cenobite, on 10/06/2008, -1/+36Buddy, that was way better than the original submission.
DestroyingAngel, on 10/06/2008, -0/+33Why is the pedobear on the corner?
wigglytooth, on 10/06/2008, -0/+32pedo bear approved!
completerobot, on 10/06/2008, -1/+32Her head is gigantic.
inactive, on 10/06/2008, -2/+33Give her a break, she does work on the FOOD network.
NewSc2, on 10/06/2008, -0/+28I'd do Rachel Ray. And afterwards, I'd only have to wait 30 minutes for her to make me food. Best of both worlds.
gn0stik, on 10/06/2008, -0/+27poorly execute, but nice concept.

Shoulda been

Ahhhh! Me so corny!

Me thread you long time!

I have a feeling that corn is too boucoup though.
JackDud, on 10/06/2008, -5/+31I masturbate to Paula's home cooking = /
arcooke, on 10/06/2008, -1/+24She used to be a lot hotter (and skinnier).
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/3802/fhmrachael ...
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