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Keith Richards: `I Snorted My Father'

breitbart.com — "Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine..."

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  • RoroCo, on 10/12/2007, -4/+201Ironically, when Keith dies his kids won't have to mix his ashes with cocaine to get the same effect. The dude is a walking hallucinogenic.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -18/+164>>#1 Who the ***** is keith richards?

    How the ***** can you not know this?!?
  • hsoj, on 10/12/2007, -2/+113As my co-worker observed: Rock and Roll ain't nose pollution.
  • carpentc, on 10/12/2007, -2/+112Father. Nose. Best.
  • viewdrix, on 10/12/2007, -6/+113Just the thought process behind this is mind-boggling. "My father's just been cremated, this is the saddest day in my life... wait, I know what'll cheer me up! Does anyone have a credit card?"

    I don't want to know what he did with his mother.
  • hydrosnowman, on 10/12/2007, -1/+83At this point in his life the only way he'll die is if he stops doing blow.
  • fotd42, on 10/12/2007, -1/+76Yeah, that sounds about right.
  • quacker912, on 10/12/2007, -3/+75 "I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.
  • radicade, on 10/12/2007, -11/+77"Cocaine is a helluva drug"
  • catalysis, on 10/12/2007, -2/+62Woah, too much information.
  • quacker912, on 10/12/2007, -9/+65@mrwiggles

    gtfo.
  • jjallday, on 10/12/2007, -1/+55Everyone knows Keith Richards cannot be killed by conventional weapons.
  • adc89, on 10/12/2007, -6/+57@omgwtfroflmaox2

    The Rolling Stones are British.
  • mushroomtap, on 10/12/2007, -0/+45I love this: "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow."

    Just couldn't resist it eh, I mean, who could?!

    I assume he was being totally serious, but a shadow of doubt makes me wonder if he was just messing with the reporter? Nope, probably serious. I mean, it's *Keith Richards* ferchrissakes.
  • fizasist, on 10/12/2007, -7/+52Soylent Cocaine is Keith Richards' Father!
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -9/+54Who does not snort their father mixed with cocaine?
  • fredricko, on 10/12/2007, -3/+42I would pay money to have Keith Richards snort me when I die...Wouldn't that be an awesome funeral? Just a difference of opinion I guess.
  • rasterbator, on 10/12/2007, -1/+40RUMOR: Keith Richards mixed his Dad's ashes with Rhino horn to achieve a 48-hour erection.
  • fuzzmeister, on 10/12/2007, -0/+38After a worldwide nuclear war, only three things will survive: cockroaches, Twinkies, and Keith Richards.
  • leo78, on 10/12/2007, -4/+41I was reading an interview with Keith Richards in a magazine and in the interview Keith Richards intimated that kids should not do drugs. Keith Richards! Says that kids should not do drugs! Keith, we can't do any more drugs because you already ***** did them all, alright! There's none left! We have to wait 'till you die and smoke your ashes! Jesus Christ! Talk about the pot and the *****' kettle.

    Straight from Leary's routine.
  • euphemizeme, on 10/12/2007, -9/+44I'll stick with dick jokes from now on.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+36Wow mrwiggles, you could quite possibly be the dumbest person on all of Digg. Not an easy task.
  • RealSurreal, on 10/12/2007, -3/+33Keith a True Pirate
  • pixelate, on 10/12/2007, -0/+30Well, I've heard of people being disowned by their fathers because of random incidents at the mall where I wanted this toy and he was all like dude and then you find out that you're not in the will and your no-good brother gets the house in Colorado and OH GOD DADDY WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME but snorting one's father...that's a new one.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -13/+40God I love that man.
  • NeoCortex, on 10/12/2007, -3/+26"He cannot be killed by conventional means."

    Wayne's World FTW
  • bobpaul, on 10/12/2007, -6/+26He's 63. His father died in 2002, when he was 58. I dunno. Am I the only one who finds a guy in his 60s snorting ashes mixed with coke a lot weirder than just a guy snorting ashes mixed with coke?
  • Xorsist, on 10/12/2007, -8/+27perhaps your reliving a life story?
  • Tryptomine, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19"By the math, that means Richards was 58 and still doing cocaine (and incinerated people). Why isn't this man dead yet?"

    The only explaination one must be simply that Kieth Richards already IS dead. He's just so out of it due to the drugs he hasn't realized it yet.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -7/+19seajay said:
    >>>@dalex1 - cocaine is not a hallucinogen. nice try though.



    Um... yeah ...

    I know it isn't, and I didn't say it was. WTF are you snorting and WTF are you tallking about?


    edit: I see now, assume you were talking to roroco.
  • euphemizeme, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13How can anybody compete with Artie Lange?
  • Supertrout, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Dugg for title alone.
  • mushroomtap, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11I think there was another poll that said 71% of all statistics are completely made up.
  • Eldorian, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12@mrwiggles

    You fail at Digg.
  • Civil, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11By the math, that means Richards was 58 and still doing cocaine (and incinerated people). Why isn't this man dead yet?
  • AirwavesV2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Dad's a helluva drug.....
  • secleinteer, on 10/12/2007, -3/+12It can also be a sign of respect. The Outlawz did this with Tupac's ashes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupac_Shakur#Fatal_September_1996_shooting
  • Gryffydd, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10Not even palm trees can kill him...
  • hppyfngy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9fred and wilma?
  • egb6550, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8But did it give him Satisfaction or just Sympathy for the Devil
  • klmonson, on 10/12/2007, -9/+15Soylent Green is people!
  • bobpaul, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8"No, that's not how you pronounce analgesic. These pills are for your mouth"
  • Nereus90, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7This is funny and all, but, it's pretty sick. I'm surprised by some of the comments on here. Actually no I'm not surprised. Wasn't there some poll that said 18% of Americans would be willing to try cannibalism if it was legal?
  • dRuNk3nIrIsHmEn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6You call people mindless kids and then say something dumb and immature like "what a ***** *****."

    Makes me giggle.
  • hoppdawg, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6
    Not a bad idea. I memorialized my dad via suppository.
  • tehJR, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5He's like Mr Burns, his body is in such distress, that it all kind of evens out.


    Indestructible....
  • velox, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5"I DO COCAINE!!!" - Dr. Rockso (http://www.myspace.com/doctorrocksorocks)
  • tehJR, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8@5plic3r
    Dude, you can't be serious. You aren't allowed to touch that instrument unless you know who someone like Keith Richards is. Didn't you read the manual?
  • xilaen, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6He was trying to reconnect with his dead father, he figure it worked with marijuana for Method Man and Redman in How High, so why wouldn't it work with his cocaine.
  • AdmiralAwsome, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Either he was going to die at 29 or never. I see there's only one option still valid.
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