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Just the thought process behind this is mind-boggling. "My father's just been cremated, this is the saddest day in my life... wait, I know what'll cheer me up! Does anyone have a credit card?"

I don't want to know what he did with his mother.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

God I love that man.

At this point in his life the only way he'll die is if he stops doing blow.

Keith a True Pirate

"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.

Who does not snort their father mixed with cocaine?

Soylent Green is people!

I love this: "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow."

Just couldn't resist it eh, I mean, who could?!

I assume he was being totally serious, but a shadow of doubt makes me wonder if he was just messing with the reporter? Nope, probably serious. I mean, it's *Keith Richards* ferchrissakes.

By the math, that means Richards was 58 and still doing cocaine (and incinerated people). Why isn't this man dead yet?

That is the funnest thing I've ever heard in my entire life

THIS is why I love digg. Thank you, mattman!

Dugg for title alone.

Father. Nose. Best.

"By the math, that means Richards was 58 and still doing cocaine (and incinerated people). Why isn't this man dead yet?"

The only explaination one must be simply that Kieth Richards already IS dead. He's just so out of it due to the drugs he hasn't realized it yet.

He was trying to reconnect with his dead father, he figure it worked with marijuana for Method Man and Redman in How High, so why wouldn't it work with his cocaine.

But did it give him Satisfaction or just Sympathy for the Devil

This is funny and all, but, it's pretty sick. I'm surprised by some of the comments on here. Actually no I'm not surprised. Wasn't there some poll that said 18% of Americans would be willing to try cannibalism if it was legal?

Either he was going to die at 29 or never. I see there's only one option still valid.

this guys a legend !


I wish I get get the same quality bugle as him :)

lmfao!!!! the real question is What drug hasn't this man done yet? pretty soon they'll invent a new one just for Keith

Wow the Disney press machine will do anything to promote the new Pirates movie.

LONDON (AP) - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.

In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.

"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.

"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.

Oh god... that is absolutely hilarious.

This is by far the best story of the year!

"So, the other day I was snorting the white pony when I gaze up to the mantle above my fire place and see my grandmother's urn... anyway, long story short I thought it would be a brilliant idea to mix the remains of my dear old grandmother with some blow. "

- Tony Montana, the early years.

wow...I loves me some booger sugar too...but that's just disgusting.

+100 Respect for this man.

Legalize drugs..we'll get even funnier ***** than this.

Na, come on. He can't have. Na. Really, come on, who would do that? Wow, and I used to think he was cool...

This guy is the epitome of the living dead.

talk about a dead man going out on a high!

How is this guy still alive?

Some people will do anything for attention.

Actually I wonder what he's done that he doesn't want to admit.

Disgusting!

His depiction in Cerebus seems to come to mind.

Dad's a helluva drug.....

I wonder which part of him he got?, maybe it was just the shoes his dad was wearing.. never know.

"I wonder what Great Dane tastes like."