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- MrSmileGuy, on 05/21/2009, -0/+74Forget this, give me "How to Date the Green Chick"
- diggan8, on 05/21/2009, -1/+74Buried.
She never mentions putting on your 3 wolves t-shirt. - vinceislegend, on 05/21/2009, -0/+59That's not Kirk's mom. That's Cameron, and she's a doctor.
Plus, she's getting married to Chase, so don't even try it. - bannor78, on 05/20/2009, -0/+44She forgot dating tip number three "Be in a position to help out my Career."
- zephc, on 05/20/2009, -1/+37"How I Met Kirk's Mother" ?
- roddack, on 05/21/2009, -0/+35bah a little strawberry butter will take care of chase
- frostbyt, on 05/21/2009, -1/+33You can apply these rules to any woman.
Just add...
1. Be good looking.
-Dress well, have good posture, workout, have white teeth
2. Have money
-Or at least look like you do - iMark, on 05/21/2009, -0/+24It's lupus
- jonathanseely, on 05/20/2009, -0/+21Capt. Kirk's mom? Yes, please.
- EricAnderton, on 05/21/2009, -0/+18"Plus, she's getting married to Chase..."
The moral of this story: Drug-induced trysts always have a happy ending?! - ontain, on 05/21/2009, -0/+17and she's saving her ex husband's sperm.
- MLGLies, on 05/21/2009, -0/+15"No Lies"
: ( - TrevorBradley, on 05/21/2009, -2/+17I'd rather date Spock's mom.
- amanilaenvelope, on 05/21/2009, -0/+14Bob Saget getting it on, alright.
- vats, on 05/21/2009, -1/+14Surprising, as if you can get a date by just reading this.
- shuffle, on 05/21/2009, -0/+13Phew! I almost sent her an email asking for a date! Thanks for the inside info pal!
/s - nuketrap, on 05/21/2009, -0/+10Your dating tips are illogical.
- plainOldFool, on 05/21/2009, -0/+10Wow, my lack-of-caffeine-induced-dyslexia mind read that as "How to Date Kirk Cameron's Mom". That sounds like some freaky reality show. Try to woo the mother of a religious fanatic... hilarity and hijinks for sure.
- JasonCox, on 05/21/2009, -0/+9Who the hell is afraid of Chase? What's he going to do, talk you to death?
- sponeil, on 05/21/2009, -0/+9You forgot:
3) Be tall.
- Not really the same as good looking, but still important. - wampalord, on 05/21/2009, -0/+8It's NEVER lupus!
- vinceislegend, on 05/21/2009, -0/+8You don't ***** with that hair, man.
Seriously, the gods would smite you. - spunkmyer, on 05/21/2009, -1/+8so any chance of some teleportation action on the first date?
- daimposter, on 05/21/2009, -0/+6what you need to score with a chick:
1. be handsome
2. be attractive
3. don't be unattractive
http://patriots.fandome.com/video/98594/Tom-Brady- ... - UrbanVeniVici, on 05/21/2009, -0/+6Well Hello, She could be Captain Kangaroo's mom for all i care, I'd park in her space station!
- TruthKid, on 05/21/2009, -0/+6clearly you are in a league above all other ladies men
- elhaf, on 05/21/2009, -2/+7The correct headline would have been: "Kirk, dude, your mom is hot."
- felman87, on 05/21/2009, -0/+5There was an article?
- Kookami, on 05/21/2009, -0/+51. Treat Kirk's mother right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo - RealmDown, on 05/21/2009, -0/+5Hulk's dream date.
- TwistyMcFister, on 05/21/2009, -0/+4"I'm not a virgin.......really i'm not"
- fringetime, on 05/21/2009, -0/+4Nor does she suggest using the protein from Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz to get jacked
- crashcarstar, on 05/21/2009, -0/+4No, she's not
- tehpwnerofn00bs, on 05/21/2009, -0/+4Sarcoidosis?
- hansoks, on 05/21/2009, -0/+4It's never Lupus...
- temsi, on 05/21/2009, -0/+4Actually, she's not.
They were engaged, but called it off almost 2 years ago. - VinnieDaMac, on 05/21/2009, -0/+3She forgot to mention that you have to be good looking :(
- diggid3, on 05/21/2009, -0/+3i'd rather date Stacy's Mom http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
- apec766, on 05/21/2009, -0/+3Giggity giggity.
- daimposter, on 05/21/2009, -0/+3Her name is Rachel Nichols. She will be in two of the biggest movies of the year, Star Trek and GI Joe. Hottie!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0629697/ - walrusonion, on 05/21/2009, -0/+3andorian shingles?
- Jucken, on 05/21/2009, -1/+4Lupus? No, thanks.
- JinxCrow, on 05/22/2009, -0/+2(Now that I've read the article)
1) Go Incognito /"A great pickup line is one I don't even notice. It has me connecting with you, laughing, having a good time. And that definitely gets my attention."
Actually not trying a pick-up line and just talking to about something is better. Do you like my Star Trek Tshirt? Why yes I do.
2) Dump Your Ego /
"The longer I'm alive, the more I realize how little I know. Pretending that you know everything about every topic, and being very vocal about it? That's an instant turnoff."
It's a turnoff to most people, it's called douchebaggery.
3) No Lies, Please / "If someone's lying about something small, you don't know what else they're lying about. I'm a big girl, I can handle the truth—even if it's not good news."
She'll handle it by bitching at you about it and holding it against you till she thinks you listened or it hurt you enough to let her think she's won.
4) Be a Team Player
"You have to understand that [we're] on the same side. That's when you feel safe to open up and give yourself to that person."
That means agree with me. And stop with the me vs them (ie friends) crap.
5) Live Without Regret.
AKA don't mention past flings in a way that makes us think you'd still bang em.
.... heheh....that's such *****... women are raised to regret a lot. yeah. Regret and take it out on others. Yeah
(It's not sexist I'm a girl. I know I'm exposing our secrets to the 'enemy', but come on let's be fair.) - shallot, on 05/21/2009, -0/+2If those tips are really from her, then we have another beauty with brains...
- daimposter, on 05/21/2009, -0/+2out of curiosity, what is your sexual organ?
- MrSteamTank, on 05/21/2009, -0/+2No but they are all bonus points. Women prefer to date men 4-6 inches taller than them on average. If you're 5'4 feet tall for example you're considered "too short" to around 2/3 of all women.
- JinxCrow, on 05/22/2009, -0/+21 - Yes please, take care of yourself cause no chick wants to play mommy to anything but her actual kids
2. Money good. This means you won't bum off of us and can afford to take care of yourself.
(Cause when we say "get a manicure" that means "dear god don't touch me with those you'll slice up my vag". So getting manicures/affording them = good. THE MORE YOU KNOW!) - roebeet, on 05/21/2009, -1/+3It's never lupus.
- MrSteamTank, on 05/21/2009, -0/+2Remember these 3 important rules!
1. Be Attractive
2. Be Handsome
3. Don't be Unattractive - dafragsta, on 05/21/2009, -1/+3"If someone's lying about something small, you don't know what else they're lying about. I'm a big girl, I can handle the truth—even if it's not good news."
"You have to understand that [we're] on the same side. That's when you feel safe to open up and give yourself to that person."
Yes, women NEVER cheat on men and honesty and blind feelings of security are only deficient on one side of the coin and there is NOTHING unpleasant about being an emotional martyr in the name of unwavering trust when a girl this hot would most certainly move on to better things if they were dangled in front of her.
They act like women are the only ones who are honest and never cheat. I'm with House on this one. Everyone lies. It's not a good moral practice to take up, but if you live your life in true earnest like Butters from South Park and assume everyone else to do the same, you will get played for a fool like Butters on South Park. -
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