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Dane Cook Is Crappy and Here's Why

holytaco.com — Apparently Dane Cook a)Still doesn’t make enough money to not live in an apartment and b)Is still listed as a comedian in news articles. I know it’s popular to hate on Dane Cook these days, but, yeah, no, I just know it’s still popular so I’m going to go ahead and do it. Apparently Dane Cook is being kicked out of his apartment

Who dugg this? Made popular Sep 23, 2008

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  • inactive, on 09/23/2008, -23/+127I still can't believe one of his DVD's is the highest selling comedy DVD ever. Unacceptable.
  • Pissoff, on 09/23/2008, -63/+147I laughed a lot while watching Vicious Circle. Lots of funny material there.

    Some people need to lighten the ***** up and enjoy the laughs. It's not like he's a presidential candidate or something.
  • jerrolds, on 09/23/2008, -4/+71I hate Carlos Mencia much much more
  • F9Phoenix, on 09/23/2008, -29/+95Agreed. I've always thought the Dane Cook hate on the Internets was completely overblown. Lighten up people.
  • AmyVernon, on 09/23/2008, -6/+67He refuses to pick up after his dog? Deserves to be kicked out of his apartment, and forced to walk through all the dog poop his critter has left around there.
  • Sliperyfish, on 09/23/2008, -52/+110Good. This guy does not deserve to hold the title of comedian. Wish this idiot had of died instead of Bill Hicks
  • whatthefu, on 09/23/2008, -9/+59Stop wishing death on people, god damn.
  • FredFredrickson, on 09/23/2008, -3/+52Hate on the internets is always overblown.
  • S5S5S5, on 09/23/2008, -6/+51I'll take an 82 year old Don Rickles over Dane Cook anyday.
  • inactive, on 09/23/2008, -13/+53and... instead of George Carlin.

    I can't ***** stand Dane Cook and my generation's obsession over him is absolutely ridiculous. The guy's a complete asshat. It's nice to see so many people who feel the same...

    Dane Cook is cheap laughs, not a comedian - ***** CLOWN SHOES.
  • Lazydriver, on 09/23/2008, -6/+42I'm an Atheist, and I'll tell you to lighten the ***** up.
  • TheBenSimpson, on 09/23/2008, -14/+48The world would be a much better place if George Carlin was alive and Dane Cook was dead.
  • KrustyTClown, on 09/23/2008, -15/+49That's funny
  • shutaro, on 09/23/2008, -1/+31Inconceivable.
  • 1KrazyKorean, on 09/23/2008, -18/+48Hes a douche, hes still popular cuz there are alot of douches out there. And you know douches love other douches and laugh.
  • okitasan, on 09/23/2008, -8/+36http://danecookgenius.ytmnd.com/

    God I hate Dane Cook.
  • GVR90, on 09/23/2008, -2/+30Wait... when it's your sack or someone else's?
  • DryCat, on 09/23/2008, -6/+30He'll never run out of new jokes as long as Louis CK has another CD coming out.
  • funkymonkey01, on 09/23/2008, -7/+31He's worried 'something will interfere with his connection to his creative muse' Now that's funny.
  • bigfatphony19, on 09/23/2008, -9/+33SO I WENT IN AND ***** PUNCHED HER IN THE FACE! AND SAID SOMETHING RIDICULOUS! LOLOL
  • neognostic, on 09/23/2008, -15/+37He's about as funny as a kick in the sack.
  • Sunflare670, on 09/23/2008, -8/+30I was hatin' on Dane before it was cool!
  • WestonP, on 09/23/2008, -13/+33I just dugg your comment so that more people will see that video. It's pretty hilarious.
  • Slashered, on 09/23/2008, -8/+28I don't think we need a guide to know Dane Cook sucks. Employee of the Month, Good Luck Chuck and and My Best Friend's Girl should be evidence enough.
  • Tomboys, on 09/23/2008, -9/+27What's he talking about he'll run out of ideas? All he needs to do is go to the Laugh Factory or the Improv and steal jokes from some up and coming comics. Just like he always did. He's a hack. Hey Dane I'll clean up your dog's ***** for $40,000.
  • inactive, on 09/23/2008, -14/+32I thought he was sort of funny initially... then I learned about him stealing jokes from other comedians. :-(
  • Satanael, on 09/23/2008, -0/+18Either the internet hates The Princess Bride or remains unaware.
  • holzp, on 09/23/2008, -4/+22Yeah, my two best friends died of death!
  • leerayIG88, on 09/23/2008, -5/+21rofl....
    You have no clue how funny that was. It's a joke, no need for people to take it seriously.
  • inactive, on 09/23/2008, -35/+50I stopped liking Dane Cook when I saw this:

    Dane Cook Atheist Bash
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZfocZ_LDQc
  • BlaqReaper, on 09/23/2008, -19/+34He's an awful comedian...yet he still makes money and sells well. There must be something special about that apartment and he knows it!
  • inactive, on 09/23/2008, -0/+14Joe bless you for saying that.
  • Tom10803, on 09/23/2008, -1/+15Don Rickles is hilarious!
  • slvrbullet87, on 09/23/2008, -0/+14Quit damning holy figures, for christs sake
  • joncannon, on 09/23/2008, -8/+21Wow! I never thought I'd see the day people actually agree with me on that Dane Cook is a hack and he copies material.

    Even when I brought this up to my ex she still defended him.

    If I could digg this article 50,000,000 times, I would.
  • inactive, on 09/23/2008, -6/+19Wtf I know he's not funny but there's no need to want him to die, that's a bit much...
  • MaTT2011, on 09/23/2008, -7/+19oh, your NOT being sarcastic.....oh boy.

    Apocalypse here we come...
  • MikeMitchell, on 09/23/2008, -3/+15i hope you die from a plane crashing into you, that has carlos mencia in it, who will also die.

  • shutaro, on 09/23/2008, -4/+16I read the headline as "Dane Cook is Creepy"... and, I never thought about it before... But he does look kinda creepy.
  • inactive, on 09/23/2008, -3/+15how about ☪☋☊✝ ?
  • SkillzThatKillz, on 09/23/2008, -4/+16Maybe I'm getting old but I have no idea why this guy is famous,
  • ashura001, on 09/23/2008, -0/+11Nope. The jokes were still funny. It just showed that he's nothing but a hack.
  • vgtek, on 09/23/2008, -5/+16That kinda made me like Dane Cook again...kinda...hilarious
  • IronTek, on 09/23/2008, -1/+12If I recall (and I could definitely be wrong), there was an issue with a joke that was very, very similar to some material by Louis C.K. I believe the two of them worked it out though.

    ...unless someone knows of another incident, let it go. Dane Cook may or may not be funny, but he's no Carlos Man-steal-ia...
  • insinuate, on 09/23/2008, -2/+13"He is a DEMON let loose on this earth to lower the standard!!" - Bill Hicks
  • SemiSarcastic, on 09/23/2008, -1/+10Well...he can do what he wants.
  • sirbeta, on 09/23/2008, -7/+15That's one of the performances that reminds me he's not totally terrible.
  • Luminoth, on 09/23/2008, -2/+10and instead of pretty much every human that has ever died in the history of mankind.
  • donnie0darko0, on 09/23/2008, -0/+8I realized Dane Cook is THE clever douchebag. He's that guy at the party that you kind of laugh at because he says something funny or exaggerated, but you still think he's a douche and wouldn't want to spend a lot of one-on-one time with him. He's the epitome of that one fratty popped-collar that you can ALMOST stand.
  • blackdeath88012, on 09/23/2008, -2/+10the man steals jokes.
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