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- HCviolence, on 10/10/2007, -10/+100Dear miss Alba.
I would like to apply for the position of your boyfriend.
We would enjoy long walks on the beach; candlelit dinners, and night after night of endless passion.
I consider myself athletic, handsome, but also considerate of your feelings.
I would also like to bring it to your attention that I am a truck that can also turn into a robot.
Please choose me Miss Alba.
Sincerely.
Mr. Prime - Trax91, on 10/10/2007, -13/+72Activating ATTACK MODE...
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ATTACK MODE terminated. - PATSCRU, on 10/10/2007, -5/+24i don't know about you, but my x-girlfriends would be the absolute worst references on ANY application.
- glxyjones, on 10/10/2007, -2/+18you sir, are wrong
- timusca, on 10/10/2007, -3/+13No you haven't.
- drgnpaladin, on 10/10/2007, -3/+12I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic there buddy.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5The amount of hidden comments on this page makes me giggle.
- HCviolence, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Actually no, I came up with it on my own, so either It's a amazing coincidence or I've been copypasta'd.
- asskicker32, on 10/10/2007, -2/+5I hope and pray that this story too will have 198 straight buried comments.
- NATASHA11225, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Actually I thought I was in the minority with the view that JESSICA ALBA IS FUGS!!
She is pretty when made up, but who isn't?
She has an average face, extremely SKINNY and lip injection to go along with her implants. NOTICE HOW HER TOP LIP KEEPS GETTING BIGGER (FF2)!
The worst part is that she is dumb as rocks. She always says the dumbest crap! Her interviews are always about:
1. How she doesn't feel that she is beautiful.
2. How much Mexican she is not!
3. And how she wants to be taken seriously as an actress.
Reality Check! She is not that beautiful!
She is more Mexican than she wants to accept and she will never be taken seriously as an actress because SHE CAN'T ACT!! And she doesn't help the situation by always doing swimsuit shoots!
Cash Warren is lucky to get away - The guy is a YALE graduate, he has money from daddy and I am sure he can make his own!
What a dumb useless person she is..
I am sure she wouldn’t be getting an Oscar soon!
P.S. Does anyone remember when she was 18 and started dating a then MARRIED Michael Weatherly who then left his wife, Amelia Heinle, for this adulterous slag?
YEP, Alba used Weatherly who was more famous back then to get roles.. She is a horrible actress anyway! - skunk3gr33n1, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I'll digg anything for whoredom. and Dudes, there are man-whores too. Equal work, equal pay.
- FrothyA, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2The high percentage of dugg downs in here is astounding!!!
- skunk3gr33n1, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Well played Sir.
- skunk3gr33n1, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Hooray! now she will totally do you.
- govabre, on 10/28/2007, -0/+0rawr
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- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -12/+12Sexual purity? Wow, that's a good one, considering Alba was recently quoted as saying she wants to sleep with whoever she feels like because she's so "sexually liberated" or whatever the Hollywood starlets are saying these days to excuse their whoredom.
- durantivoy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0.
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. - govabre, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0I was disappointed when I looked at your screen name, which revealed your gender. Why dont any guys realize how average her appearance is?!
- Massif, on 10/10/2007, -4/+4The fact that seeing "ARM" immediately reminds me of the ARM processor pretty much disqualifies me...
- matrixbandit, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0Jessica Alba: the polarizing figure of our times.
- voetsjoeba, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0Pics or it didn't happen.
- WhiteIce89, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1Uh.. didn't she say a couple of months ago that she only wants no-strings attached sex? And that she's not interested in a relationship?
- sephiroth965, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1They're talking about how she still won't have any nude scenes in movies.
- didiman, on 10/10/2007, -5/+3I doubt it...
- nlatimer, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1Repressed much?
- sadpph, on 10/10/2007, -5/+3Anybody reading about this on Digg doesn't stand a chance.
- schnibitz, on 10/10/2007, -7/+4Why though? If a guy sleeps all over the place no one says a word about it. But women doing that is a bad thing?
- tnsirois, on 10/10/2007, -3/+0Jessica Alba photos and such http://www.dotspotter.com/search/photos/jessica+alba
- drgmdp, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1you obviously don't know anything about life.
- MeMongo, on 10/10/2007, -6/+2and I'll eat them here
- Ahnteis, on 10/10/2007, -5/+1So did you post this under "Tom" at the link or did you just cut'n'paste someone else's comment as you own?
- norman619, on 10/10/2007, -5/+1You must be blind. There is always someone hotter. :) Not everyone is infatuated with Jessica Alba.
- degoba, on 10/10/2007, -8/+4I just spit coffee all over my laptop. Thanks man. Thanks alot.
- viviwanu, on 10/10/2007, -6/+1Oh, even the poor, geeky, and undesirables can dream! God bless America!
- nymphetamine, on 10/10/2007, -22/+17So is there a form or something I need to fill out to apply? Do I need to attach my resume with references of past girlfriends? I'm sure they wouldn't mind.
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