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- iCallShotgun, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8637“I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.” — Paris Hilton
36“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?” — Paris Hilton
35“The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.” — Michael Jackson
34“If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final.” — Cyndi Lauper
33“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life.” — Brooke Shields
32“[I hope] my child will be a good Catholic like me.” — Madonna
31“It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.” — Axl Rose
30“I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.” — Mick Jagger
29“It’s not that I dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people.” — Bryant Gumbel
28“I look at [modeling] as something I’m doing for black people in general.” — model Naomi Campbell
27“When I’m really hot, I can walk into a room and if a man doesn’t look at me, he’s probably gay.” — Kathleen Turner
26“When you say I committed adultery, are you stating before the marriage of 1996 or prior to?” — Dallas Cowboys cornerback Deion Sanders
25“We are going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” — NBA player Jason Kidd
24“Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.” — Charles Barkley
23“If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it’s Big Business.” — Donald Trump
22“You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” — Donald Trump
21“He speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too.” — Don King
20“From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I’ve ever seen on a running back.” — John Madden
19“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.” — Yogi Berra
18“The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” — Joe Theismann
17“I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.” — Samuel Goldwyn
16“I never get bored, because there’s always different puzzles, I’m wearing different clothes, there’s different contestants, there’s different prizes.” — Vanna White
15“I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states.” — Racquel Welch
14“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” — Britney Spears
13“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” — Britney Spears
12“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” — Christina Aguilera
11“I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” — Alicia Silverstone
10“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.” — David Hasselhoff
9“I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can’t help it. I’m just a cliché of myself.” — Keanu Reeves
8“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.” — Jessica Simpson
7“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea.” — Jessica Simpson
6“I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.” — Tara Reid
5“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger
4“I love California. I grew up in Phoenix.” — Dan Quayle
3“You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.” — George W. Bush
2“Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.” — George W. Bush
1“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?” — George W. Bush - jefdub, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5319 “Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.” — Yogi Berra
This is not stupid, it's genius. More from the master of quotes:
"This is like deja vu all over again."
"You can observe a lot just by watching."
"He must have made that before he died." -- Referring to a Steve McQueen movie.
"I want to thank you for making this day necessary." -- On Yogi Berra Appreciation Day in St. Louis in 1947.
"I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it." -- When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars.
"Think! How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?"
"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."
"I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."
"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else."
"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
"Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical."
"It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much."
"Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting."
"A nickel isn't worth a dime today." - wheaty, on 10/12/2007, -3/+39Following a trip to Greece, Shaquille O'Neal was asked whether he had visited the Parthenon. "I can't really remember," Shaq replied, "the names of the clubs that we went to.
This should really have made the list. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+28...and your average person actually *listens* to some of these morons when they spout their political opinions.
/shudders
BTW, #22 is straight up truth. Shouldn't be on the list. - answer42, on 10/12/2007, -1/+24There are a lot of Koreans in the world. Especially in Korea.
- paradox4190, on 10/12/2007, -4/+26Yes, but 37 is such a round number. Top 37 lists are the new top 10 lists. No room for a #38.
- Shaunt, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21This one too.
4“I love California. I grew up in Phoenix.” — Dan Quayle
makes sense to me. if you grew up in phoenix im sure you'd love california. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20No, he finds the name inappropriate because the user spelled "krazy" with a "k". That, of course, is totally unorthodox and unacceptable!
He'll get over it. - bbrain, on 10/12/2007, -5/+21on The Super Bowl "It' a once-in-a-lifetime thing that only happens every so often" Randy Moss
and
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first" George Rogers
as for the ones of President Bush, grammatical errors should not be listed as the #1 stupid quotes, i am sure you all make those as well.
we all really know what he meant, the other quotes up there, well, speak for themselves.. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14How about posting the original article? http://www.celebrityhack.com/stupid-celebrity-quotes/
- Nougat, on 10/12/2007, -3/+17Absolute blog spam: "I thought these were pretty funny when I read them HERE , So I decided to post them on my blog :)"
Original content:
http://www.celebrityhack.com/stupid-celebrity-quotes/ - odaen, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13How can David Beckham not be in here.
“I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.”
(From his autobiography) - TenebrousX, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14“It’s not that I dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people.”
That's perfectly valid. There is a distinction between not liking someone (indifference) and actively disliking someone - tonythespy, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1422“You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” — Donald Trump
How did this one make the list? Who cares what "The View" thinks of you as long as your tapping a miss America reject? - gtfbfan, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11I don't care if you're Korean, the thing that pisses me off is that you ripped off my content and hotlinked my images, and that makes you an *******
http://www.celebrityhack.com/stupid-celebrity-quotes/ - jordanday, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13You find the name inappropriate why? Perhaps they really are a whacky, zany korean. Or are you finding it inappropriate in the context of the recent shootings? Cause either way, you're dumb.
- BoneyB, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10"Meh. Blogspam. The original list is elsewhere."
Yeah this is already published on the web, this guy just copy+pasted it on his own blog, and then yah'll dumbasses got it on the homepage, nice work - neuromute, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10*****. The reason you couldn't submit the post was because it has been submitted before and got buried. Hence the 2 at the end of the URL.
Here's the original:
http://www.digg.com/celebrity/37_Famously_Stupid_Celebrity_Quotes
Also, you hotlinked all of the images from the content authors that you ripped off. You are a real prince of the *****. - Y0tsuya, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10The Donald speaks the truth. When you're poking a hot young piece of ass. Everybody else can shove it.
- TroubleInMind, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13Meh. Blogspam. The original list is elsewhere.
- neuromute, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8*****. The reason you couldn't submit the post was because it has been submitted before and got buried. Hence the 2 at the end of the URL.
Here's the original:
http://www.digg.com/celebrity/37_Famously_Stupid_Celebrity_Quotes
Also, you hotlinked all of the images from the content authors that you ripped off. You are a real prince of the *****. - ShBm, on 10/12/2007, -3/+11What does the Keanu Reeves one even mean??
- obrysii, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10Why? Because he's been on Digg since December?
- Azuroth, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8I used to live in Phoenix, #4 makes perfect sense to me.
(Most everyone in Phoenix wishes they lived in CA) - rlg420, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8It's funny how defensive you are for arguably the worst president of all time.
*farts* - evilTak, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Site moderately NSFW
- mendicant, on 10/12/2007, -0/+729“It’s not that I dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people.” — Bryant Gumbel
I can see this point of view as well. Just because you don't like someone doesn't mean you dislike them. I'm very indifferent towards many people.
But the ones I like, I like a lot. - webaj, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8For all the little kids out there f**k means teddy bear - Diggnation Alex
- Jwoey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6I think the mention of you being here since december was to prove you'd created the name prior to what happened yesterday.
- DiscoLando, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7Are celebrities really dumber than the rest of us?
Yes. - ahoy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7They're not all that stupid... some of these were probably said w/ sarcasm ...it's that we take them so seriously that they're stupid.
- Foamator, on 10/12/2007, -1/+638 of these are George Bush quotes.
- Racerx52, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8Member Since:
December 28, 2006
Grow up - therealdeal101, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7Its funny how the top 3 is held by our PRESIDENT!
*sigh* - drgirlfriend, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Dugg down for blogspam. Tsk tsk. Hotlinking is so rude.
- neuromute, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4yes.
http://www.digg.com/celebrity/37_Famously_Stupid_Celebrity_Quotes - bofhcabbit, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4buried as blogspam, ripped from:
http://www.celebrityhack.com/stupid-celebrity-quotes/
and submitted two weeks ago. - drmangrum, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Wasn't this posted like 2 weeks ago?
- mcraigw, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4
Ah yes, look at what money can buy... - gtfbfan, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5This guy copied my original article, located here: http://www.celebrityhack.com/stupid-celebrity-quotes/
Hell, just look at how the digg URL is appended with a "2" — that's because this has already been submitted once!
On top of that, he hotlinked all of my images, so his digg with MY content is costing ME bandwidth. This guy should be buried so far down he'll have to pull his socks down just to see out. - SanTe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4"I'm not surprised you'd confuse stupidity with sarcasm. Are you one of the celebrities on this list?"
Actually, there are a few that I'm willing to bet were said sarcastically, this one in particular:
32“[I hope] my child will be a good Catholic like me.” — Madonna
Did she say "I hope" at the beginning of that sentence? Doesn't look like it since the words are bracketed, implying the list author made an assumption about her intent. If she didn't say "I hope" then her line takes on a whole different context. Madonna is known to be fairly intelligent and witty, and I wouldn't doubt she was being a bit of a smartass.
It's easy for a celebrity to put their foot in their mouth when they constantly have microphones shoved in their face and are expected to make comments and answer questions on the spot, especially with camera flashes and chaos going on around them. It is also true that celebrities often get very tired of answering the same questions and often make stuff up just to amuse themselves. That being said, I'm sure there are no shortage of celebrities deficient in brain cell count. - TimoP, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Quick! Goatse those pics!
- foolonthehill, on 10/12/2007, -0/+36“I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.” — Tara Reid
Well, I guess geologists have to be pretty smart. - 1KrazyKorean, on 10/12/2007, -5/+8First things first, no need to bash every korean out there because of recent events. I been using this user name for over 9 years for everything. People please don't be so ignorant, I assume many people on digg can be better then that. Also who cares if I only been here since December why would that matter. I have made alot of friends and enjoy this site very much
- Datasta, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5This is a stolen article from http://www.celebrityhack.com . Not only did they steal the article, they knocked the original creator of the site offline because they hotlinked all of the images. This is utter garbage.
- j4son, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4How topical. Read the profile first, toolbox.
- 1KrazyKorean, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Guys I swear I tried to post the URL from celebrity hack and it came back as url blocked for adult content. I dont know what else to say, but I also erased the post from my blog, really didnt think it was going to cause this much trouble, sorry to celebrity hack and sorry to everyone else..
- kwai, on 10/12/2007, -0/+233 - Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life.” — Brooke Shields
This is either tragic or incredibly funny, because that sounds like a joke taken out of context. But I suspect that is true about a few of those quotes.
29 - It’s not that I dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people.” — Bryant Gumbel
I think that is pretty insightful really, something like the difference between prejudice and racism (maybe that comment would land me on the list if I was famous). - dafragsta, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3"2“You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” — Donald Trump"
How is that dumb? Tactless and probably a little insulting to whatever woman he's with these days, but I'd say he's just giving his viewpoint. The fact that he can back it up with money and a young and beautiful piece of ass only makes people jealous! ;) - therealrico, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2These ones didn't seem so bad to me
# 29“It’s not that I dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people.” — Bryant Gumbel
# 23“If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it’s Big Business.” — Donald Trump
# 22“You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” — Donald Trump
“I love California. I grew up in Phoenix.” — Dan Quayle
Why can't you grow up in one place, and love another, that seems alright by me. -
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