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- wpc33, on 02/19/2009, -1/+49I AM A STABBING ROBOT
I WILL STAB YOU
I WILL STAB YOU - inactive, on 02/19/2009, -1/+35Maybe his fish were living every week like it was shark week.
- absolutelytrue, on 05/26/2009, -0/+31You win. This is one of the craziest stories I've heard today.
- Cthulhu2008, on 02/19/2009, -0/+28Werewolf Bar Mitzvah spooky scary
Boys becoming men
Men becoming Wolves - DirtPile, on 02/18/2009, -0/+22'A Blafair to Rememblack' is a great flick. Tracy was great in it. Not as good as 'Phat Bitch 2.'
- MakanGuru, on 02/18/2009, -1/+21It's Tracy Morgan, I mean seriously is anyone surprised this kind of weird ***** happens to him?
What is kinda cool though is that all his fish survived - reuscel, on 02/19/2009, -1/+19Call Dr. Spaceman!!
- JustJoe4Life, on 02/19/2009, -0/+16"Because my fish don't like to sleep in the dark Liz Lemon."
- petebot, on 02/19/2009, -1/+16That fish is looking at me funny!
- DickyT83, on 02/18/2009, -3/+13The title makes my head hurt.
- haentz, on 02/19/2009, -0/+9Hm crap, no new 30 Rock episode scheduled tomorrow .(
- captainDyl, on 02/19/2009, -0/+9I love this cornbread so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant
- quomen, on 02/19/2009, -1/+10Brian Fellow loves animals, and they love him back.
- soogy, on 02/19/2009, -0/+8My personal favorite is 'Who Dat Ninja'.
- contradictator, on 02/19/2009, -0/+8DAMN FIRE, YOU SCARY!
- sandiegodude, on 02/19/2009, -2/+9A few years ago we had a fish bowl start a fire... My roommate had cleaned it the night before and it was set by the kitchen sink, right next to the kitchen towels. The next morning the sunlight was coming in the kitchen window and through the bowl juuuuust right and did the whole "magnifying glass" routine on the towels sitting next to it. I woke up to a house full of smoke and fire alarms blaring. Thankfully I managed to put the towels out before the the kitchen cabinets above them caught...
Still a fun story to tell at parties! - seantubridy, on 02/19/2009, -0/+7When Morgan confronted his fish later on, asking which one started the fire, one fish popped out of the water and yelled "I only act out because I want your love! Dyn-o-mite!"
- fuwath, on 02/19/2009, -0/+7Creepy
- aigulf, on 02/19/2009, -0/+7Since it was Tracy Morgan, I was kinda hoping it would be weirder, involving some sort of stunt with Tracy using dead fish as nunchucks and knocking over a lamp, or something like that.
- bonk2k, on 02/19/2009, -0/+6Don't forget "Honky Grandma be Trippin'" THAT was a great movie.
- sjps220, on 02/19/2009, -0/+6best tracy morgan moment ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOhKrL5DB1Y - swgc5, on 02/19/2009, -0/+5Such a good show.
- dudestuff, on 02/19/2009, -2/+7obvious. he would say: "I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!"
- Innuendo24, on 02/19/2009, -1/+6If this ***** ends up in the public sewer system...you don't know me
- zuiquan, on 02/19/2009, -0/+5That's awesome. You couldn't do something like that if you actually tried to. Leave something alone for a few hours and whoosh!
- orthodoxDrew, on 02/19/2009, -0/+5TMZ SUCKS ASS
- solique, on 02/19/2009, -0/+5Why are we digging anything published by TMZ. Interesting, granted, but please!
- mistergoomba, on 02/19/2009, -0/+5How can this man keep getting cooler and cooler?!
- IKORKYI, on 02/19/2009, -0/+5that a black man owns fish?
- junskey, on 02/19/2009, -0/+4not talking to your girlfriend because your in a fight is crazy?
- centran, on 02/19/2009, -0/+4A fire? That sounds hot... THATS CRAZY!
- sharkd, on 02/19/2009, -0/+4I prefer "Werewolf Bar-Mitzvah"...
♫ ...boys becoming men... men becoming wolves... ♬ - JasonAdams13, on 02/19/2009, -0/+4My personal favourite's 'Who Dat Ninja'.
- theberlindoctor, on 02/18/2009, -0/+4I've had one of those fish heaters explode after I carelessly took it out of the water thinking it wasnt working then put it back in only to have it explode and kill all my fish. Luckily I was 10 at the time and the fish were cheap.
- bluechips23, on 02/19/2009, -0/+3DYNOMITE!!!
- captainDyl, on 02/19/2009, -0/+3" Excuse me!... Where is the manager?... I'm from the government,,, and I'm here to inspect your chicken nuggets!! "
- Tubbles, on 02/19/2009, -0/+2I don't believe this story, no fish survive a fire!
- DjArcadian, on 02/19/2009, -1/+3Nobody ever suspects... the fish.
- lelebelle, on 02/19/2009, -0/+2Inscrutable.
- fightingforair, on 02/19/2009, -1/+3I was confused. I was thinking it was a joke story about the character Tracy Jordan.
What a crazy story about Tracy Morgan though... - DRC1, on 02/20/2009, -0/+2Yo Kenneth, I can't believe this made it to the INTERWEB!
- KidTrinidad, on 02/19/2009, -0/+2Laaadies! My Mercedes!!! I'm the ooh Chow...
- Jordanballa17, on 02/20/2009, -0/+2DA BLUE GUY SET DA HOUSE IN FIRE!
- DubiousDrewski, on 02/20/2009, -0/+2"It just wouldn't be a Lemon Party without old Dyck!"
My friends were laughing at that line so hard, I had to google Lemon party to see what the hell was the deal. Oh God, why did I google it? - inactive, on 02/19/2009, -0/+2does anyone else feel like kool keith and tracy morgan are separated twins? their humor is very similar and they even talk alot about the same random *****...
- bboy1122, on 02/20/2009, -0/+1how does water catch on fire? seriously, unless you ot some herb in that water that ***** aint happening
- shauncorleone, on 02/19/2009, -0/+1I sincerely hope I'm not the only one that didn't read the all-caps portion of the description and 'hear' it in Tracy Jordan yelling voice, a la "WHEN I WAS AN USHER IN SCOTTIE PIPPIN'S WEDDING!"
- mufasa, on 02/20/2009, -0/+1I was sure this was about a new song from mr Morgan..
Can't someone make up some Werewolf Bar Mitzvah-ish lyrics for 'Fishy Fire' ? =D - inactive, on 02/20/2009, -0/+1Conan better watch out!
- OwdenBowden, on 02/19/2009, -1/+2Yes he does. He has Sharks, Eels and other large or rare fish. Had them for years.
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