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- klshel, on 05/15/2009, -0/+6I think I'd like to see Ron Artest dance to five dollar footlong.
- Barbarino, on 05/15/2009, -0/+6His press conference about him going into the stands a week ago was a riot... dude is funny..
- cptcliche, on 05/15/2009, -1/+5Good God, I hate those free credit report commercials with all of my heart
- Dismember, on 05/15/2009, -0/+4Crazy Ron is awesome
- FirstCuts, on 05/15/2009, -0/+3Wow, talk about some joyless jerks who buried this.
- riggaman, on 05/15/2009, -0/+3Five Dollar
- lepetitmousse, on 05/15/2009, -0/+3ron artest went from a guy that i would avoid on the street at all costs to a hilarious guy i wouldnt mind hanging out with.
impressive transformation - ManUnitdFan, on 05/15/2009, -0/+3Five dollar foot looooong.
- ethanator1088, on 05/15/2009, -2/+5" When five dollar footlong comes on, they should play that in the club. They should play all those in the club." Most likely, 75-90% of all wannabe NBA rappers are this tone deaf.
- ProjectGSX, on 05/15/2009, -4/+6Those Freecreditreport.com songs kick ass.
- Shreder1, on 05/15/2009, -0/+2And then after those jingles they should play:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PDIBTS_xDQ
Why not? - AlKo, on 05/15/2009, -0/+2DAMMIT! Now I'm gonna get that stupid jingle stuck in my head again!
- cabflow, on 05/15/2009, -0/+2Ron Artest's entrance music at the Toyota Center in Houston: Five Dollar Footlong (dirty style remix)
- dnc34, on 05/15/2009, -0/+2I love his jingles.
- Schralpy, on 05/15/2009, -0/+2Somebody needs to take the auto-tune to those jingles. Add some vocoder. Profit.
- Trifold, on 05/15/2009, -0/+2Translation: "Hi, I'm not that crazy anymore. I would like to endorse your product for money now. Repeat: Not that crazy. Thanks!"
- Zdorab, on 05/15/2009, -0/+2I read a short story once where music had died and been replaced purely by 30 second jingles... has anyone else read that?
- homah, on 05/15/2009, -1/+3Five.
- FOR3MAN, on 05/15/2009, -0/+1Can I throw quarters at him while he sings about $5 footlongs?
- UberNick, on 05/15/2009, -0/+1If you really want to make yourself miserable with fast-food jingles, my buddy (who happens to be an avid digger) made his own mashup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pceW8EdKYZs
/shameless plug
//it will be stuck in your head for a week. you've been warned
///if youtube is being errory, click the HD button - nullcodes, on 05/15/2009, -0/+1One of the ways is that it could be the rate of diggs coupled with how many diggs other submissions have.
Or, it could be a dark and sinister conspiracy. - terracottapai, on 05/15/2009, -1/+2AND WHY WOULD ANYONE CARE!!!!!
- BuddhaRocket, on 05/15/2009, -0/+1Someone sounds upset that the Lakers got exposed for being nothing more than media darlings. :-(
:-) - FirstCuts, on 05/15/2009, -0/+1Maybe it can be a two-person dance with one of the people he fought in Detroit?
- Snoogs, on 05/15/2009, -0/+1It's ok... I hate Ron Artest too.
- Snoogs, on 05/15/2009, -0/+1I like the one about the deadbeat girlfriend... I'd choose my dog over her too.
- Snoogs, on 05/15/2009, -0/+1I think it had to do with peoples attention spans being destroyed by popular media, it was the only thing people could comprehend... Sound familiar.
- DarthVolta, on 05/15/2009, -1/+1.. so now instead of living in a quiet suburb, we're living in the basement at her mom and dad's.
- jeexbit, on 05/15/2009, -1/+1***** you Ron.
(kidding)
(maybe...)
I hate corporate jingles... - Letmix, on 05/15/2009, -0/+0Demolition Man had that.
- meruru, on 05/15/2009, -4/+2Golden Rings
- CosmoKramer, on 05/15/2009, -6/+2Cut it out, right now. Don't start that *****.



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