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- terracottapai, on 08/15/2008, -2/+45Perfect story.
Best baseball story from the Onion after "Slight Breeze Shatters Ken Griffey Jr.'s Femur." - gapingass, on 08/15/2008, -3/+30I ***** love you onion.
- Sarevok9, on 08/15/2008, -0/+15Blogspam, capslock, poor spelling, multiple exclamation points. You encompassed all the reasons I digg someone down in post. Congrats that must've taken hard work to understand how to piss me off so well.
- MetalHead73, on 08/15/2008, -1/+16I sat here, kinda half-heartedly trying to figure out what the hell was wrong with this article, and then I realized it was the onion.
- Ajajadude, on 08/15/2008, -3/+15Sadly, I'm sure this isn't too far from the truth, knowing Manny...that silly bastard.
- inactive, on 08/15/2008, -1/+11I am George Foreman 7, and I'm a girl.
- RobertJoseph17, on 08/15/2008, -1/+9I think he was dissing Manny more than The Onion.
- sockpuppets, on 08/15/2008, -1/+8He caught a case of the George Foremans.
- GregFD3S, on 08/15/2008, -1/+7He didn't seem like a moron when you guys were cheering for him every night.
- Anubis2051, on 08/15/2008, -3/+9total world series by coast (while teams were on that coast)
west
Oakland A's: 4
Angels: 1
LA Dodgers: 5
Total: 10
east:
Yankees: 26
Brooklyn Dodgers: 1
New York Giants: 5
Philadelphia A's: 5
Red Sox: 7
Boston Braves: 1
Orioles: 3
Mets: 2
Phillies: 1
Marlins: 2
total: 53
even w/o the Yankees, the east coast still wins.
sincerely,
New Jerseyian - funkedup, on 08/15/2008, -3/+9Manny is a traveling circus...
- GregFD3S, on 08/15/2008, -0/+6Here comes the Baseball bashing, someone get me a bat.
/sarcasm? - bondfreak05, on 08/15/2008, -2/+7***** you. No one likes Jersey
- ncaa76, on 08/15/2008, -0/+5Manny cut his dreads, about an inch
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iiaZJYKT7dzPGv5 ... - eeemart, on 08/15/2008, -1/+5"America is built on a tilt and everything loose slides to California." - Mark Twain
take that, golden state! that that and like it! :D - kwick, on 08/15/2008, -0/+4I am going to have to deduct a 10th of a point for that comment.
- sockpuppets, on 08/15/2008, -2/+5Dissing The Onion is not likely to make your first comment on Digg a successful one.
- woofers07, on 08/15/2008, -1/+4Everytime I see a headline then think to myself, "Are you serious?" I always check to see if it's the Onion before I get worked up. There really needs to be an "Onion" tag.
- ivand67, on 08/15/2008, -0/+3There's a Greasemonkey script that will make all Onion headlines green in both the browse pages and the article's page.
http://userstyles.org/styles/6373.html
http://userstyles.org/style_screenshots/6373_after ... - AndrewLeon, on 08/14/2008, -4/+7Manny Ramirez Dreadlock Wigs...
Best sports product ever? - Anubis2051, on 08/15/2008, -1/+4yeah, funny how all the sox fans hate him now, calling him a bad fielded, etc. a month ago, they were all in love with him. boston fans are so easily swayed...
- JD52, on 08/15/2008, -1/+3Just keep him in video games, ho hos, and put up with his trade bitching once a year and LA will be all set.
- redfred18t, on 08/15/2008, -1/+3I read the complete article without even realizing it was the Onion. It just seems like something Manny would do.
- Gaffigan, on 08/15/2008, -1/+3Dugg for Kent's Mustache, lmfao.
GO DODGERS! - TheSarf, on 08/15/2008, -4/+5Manny being Manny.
- captkhab, on 08/15/2008, -1/+2Oh, so that's how the dodgers got him to play in L.A. Trickery.
- xChunk, on 08/15/2008, -2/+3Home sick?
- ALPHABETlQUE, on 02/01/2009, -0/+1im sorry, i didn't mean to confuse you. i wasn't referring to their baseball teams. i was referring to the whole ***** side of the country.
- GregFD3S, on 08/15/2008, -1/+2Fail.
- PullingTeeth, on 08/15/2008, -1/+2"Since", yeah, nice work. You should definitely have a blog.
- inactive, on 08/15/2008, -0/+1"he played but still pissed in the monster well."
fixed - Zipko, on 08/15/2008, -0/+1you either have dreads or you don't. I don't think there's any way he can clean that up to please Torre. We'll see if he cuts them off altogether, but I doubt it.
- Anubis2051, on 08/15/2008, -0/+11 more, and you still only have seven. talk to me when you win 19 more and have as many as the yanks. and by "huge sox fan" I assume by this you mean that you're about 20 years old, and started watching baseball in 2004 right? yeah thats what I thought. The red sox are the definition of bandwagon fans, and the few die hards that are left can't stand people like you.
- Sarevok9, on 08/15/2008, -0/+1I enjoy how you attempt to say I use poor sentence structure then yell at someone for being your 'english teacher'. Welcome to the internet, you will find more success if your leave hypocrisy at the door.
- yeahright, on 08/15/2008, -0/+1It's too early in the morning for an Onion article...
I actually went as far to do a Google image search on "Red Sox Blue and White Uniforms" - WhoDoneIt, on 08/15/2008, -3/+3Does anyone else feel like punching that smile off his face in that photo?
- hiimcliff, on 08/15/2008, -1/+1that sob dare speak sir torre's name? how dare he
- GregFD3S, on 08/15/2008, -2/+2@theboyjlowe:
http://www.thesaurus.com much? - seanhive, on 08/15/2008, -1/+1Ahahah
I thought Manny could have said that. Too bad it was the Onion, could have easily been real. - theboyjlowe, on 08/15/2008, -0/+0Like you said it is the internet so who cares. Your a name with out a face to me.
- topgigmedia, on 08/15/2008, -1/+1That the Onion only did satire not actual reality... (puzzled)
- Bkaufman, on 08/15/2008, -1/+1I am a huge sox fan, and I don't hate him now. It was time to for both sides to move on. This doesn't change the fact that without manny, I doubt we would have won 2 world series in the past 4 years (2 more that your team has won this century).
- ee80, on 08/15/2008, -1/+1lol comments
This was actually pretty funny when I am wasted and didn't realize it is an Onion story. I got 2/3 through when it just started to seem too weird and I looked around. Props to whoever wrote this =D - nancijdeluca3, on 12/18/2008, -0/+0displayed to any court nor have I ever witnessed such flippant behavior during my legal career.
This is not some low level circuit court; this is the United States Supreme Court. Why would the Obama legal team find it necessary to work so diligently in the Federal Court in Pennsylvania filing Motions to Dismiss and Protective Orders
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http://www.Clipstart.com/startClip - inactive, on 08/15/2008, -7/+6Watching Manny in the outfield is like watching an 8 year old in the outfield.
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