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- jaxter2010, on 06/17/2009, -3/+17From the ESPN comments:
jptc1 (11 hours ago)
I think I saw this in Austin Powers...
"One receipt for package of human growth hormone, signed Roger Clemens."
"I'm telling you, baby, that's not mine."
"One warranty card for human growth hormone, filled out by Roger Clemens."
"I don't even know what this is. This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby."
"One book: Human Growth Hormone and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby, by Roger Clemens." - aftern9ne, on 07/17/2008, -0/+7This is great new information. Maybe the House committe will put aside all that useless mumbo jumbo about the Constitution and war and whatnot so they can continue this important investigation on steroid use in sports.
- tomarocco, on 07/17/2008, -2/+7WTF are our elected officials doing investigating what drugs a guy who hits a ball with a stick takes?
- JMPeronto, on 07/17/2008, -0/+2How convenient that a convicted steroids dealer just happened to stumble upon receipts "under his TV while cleaning." None of this is surprising anymore -- the guys caught up in this scandal are all liars. My opinion: Radomski was definitely withholding the receipts, and is now bringing them to light to shave a few years off his sentence. As for who took steroids -- I'm really beyond caring anymore.
- f4nt0m4s, on 07/17/2008, -0/+2I wish I grew up during the days when legendary baseball players got big by eating hotdogs and drinking beer.
- inactive, on 07/17/2008, -0/+2Only the best kind. You can write it off later as business expenses.
- chaos7, on 07/17/2008, -0/+2actually he just throws balls
- worminater, on 07/17/2008, -0/+2he sued for defamation; and perjured himself in the process; sounds like something that should be in the courts to me. (copy from above). You're a sheeple for going with the "govt out of everything" stance. Sheeple is a sweet word.
- worminater, on 07/17/2008, -0/+2he sued for defamation; and perjured himself in the process; sounds like something that should be in the courts to me.
- winmywii, on 07/17/2008, -0/+1What kind of drug dealer keeps receipts?
- CatfishAttack, on 08/15/2008, -0/+1http://healthyandenergy.com/frs-energy/
- acudoc, on 07/17/2008, -1/+2What business is this of government? Wake up, sheeple! Soon you will have the Federal Government in chips under your skin.
- auto98, on 07/17/2008, -0/+1Yeah if he has real receipts then why "2002 or 2003" - surely the receipts have the ***** dates on?
- TsuruchiBrian, on 07/17/2008, -0/+1Seriously who gives a *****. It should be the MLB that is policing this ***** (if the even want to), not the Federal Government. That's our tax money being used to try to find out which players have an unfair advantage IN A ***** GAME! How about next we have a Federal probe into which super models have an unfair advantage by being bulimic (cheating) rather than playing fair and being anorexic.
Not only are there way more important things we could be doing with our money, but this is a retarded thing to be doing even if it didn't cost anything at all.
The Federal Government: Taking your money and using it for useless ***** since 1913. - inactive, on 07/17/2008, -0/+1Hey it's a better use of their time than figuring out how many relatives they can get state jobs for without risking re-election....
- linkwray, on 07/17/2008, -0/+1But Dan Duquette was correct about Rawjah; the Rocket was in the "twilight of his career." We all now know how he revived his career from the very mediocre 40W 39L in his last four years with the Sox to winning Cy Young awards again. It was the drugs.
- inactive, on 07/17/2008, -4/+5That True.com girl is hot.
- tjmb9, on 07/17/2008, -2/+2you just made me hit myself in the nuts with my jaw.
- linkwray, on 07/17/2008, -0/+0The kind smart enough to now that if ol' Rog ever got caught, said drug dealer would make sure he wouldn't be going to prison alone.
- walker112, on 07/21/2008, -0/+0Get useful information about HGH supplements at http://www.genf20reviews.org/hgh_supplements.htm
- miamibest, on 11/09/2008, -0/+0Is there any more sources for hgh therapy anymore. I've been looking at these three sites but they all seem to go to same company, SOAKSFEMALE.INFO and SODASWISE.INFO and SPOOFSTRAIGHT.INFO. Does anyone know if there are legit or not?
- Benz222, on 09/01/2008, -0/+0Know more about HGH therapy at http://www.weightlosswand.com/hgh/hgh-therapy.html
- inactive, on 07/16/2008, -7/+4Oops.
- DavidtheMavin, on 11/11/2008, -6/+3This never would've happened if he stayed a red sox player ;-)
- cam0man, on 07/17/2008, -8/+4Who cares? It's not like HGH turns you to the hulk while you sleep. With all these supplements, it requires time in the gym and just helps you recover quicker so you can work out more. Plus everyone's body secretes different levels of growth hormone anyways, are you going to start monitoring everyone's hormone levels and suck some out of those who naturally produce more?
- screwy3333, on 07/17/2008, -8/+2*
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